/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20261965
70kcal at 10g is 8.75g of fat if the remaining stuff is water, but I guess it must be carbs or some shit so the fat may be 8.2g (as usually butters have), but this begs the question, whats the remaining 1.8g with 4.4kcal? bugs? hair? and why is there salt in the butter?

>>20261976
Canola oil

>>20261965
Never had that paricular brand on the right but if your butter tastes of nothing then it's low quality butter. kerrygold is extremely mid at best but having tried some brands in the US I get why they think it is "fancy" somehow.

>>20261965
Irish butter is made from real cows. Value brand one is made by French Canadians.

What the fuck is a "serving size" of butter?

>>20262073
1 stick = 1 serving

>>20262073
It's the weight referenced by the nutritional data...

>>20261965
Here's the biggest scam of all, instead of helping people here in the USA, we send shit overseas to people who generally want to kill us.

>>20261965
Only a pleb or tastelet cannot taste the difference between a shit butter and a great quality one.
Get the excellent french butter with hand rolled salt flakes and you will be blown away by the incredible flavor of it. 100% worth the price.

Your ignorance on butter production is staggering. Good butter goes through a culturing process where the cream is fermented before churning. Some of the bacteria used will produce additional diacetyl, which is the ester responsible for the flavor of butter. The more you know!

The last point I will make is that there is an objective difference in taste between cheap milk, and very high quality milk. Go and spend a few extra dollars on some jersey cow milk if you don't believe me.

>>20262095
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>20261992
I see, tis not butter then

>>20262113
Your just making shit up like a cucked moron. I never mentioned or alluded to anything about jews or isreal. Now maybe you should piss off.

>>20262095
Found the nazi

>>20261976
>and why is there salt in the butter?
why wouldn't there be salt on butter

>>20262124
>and why is there salt in the butter?
I think it's for baking when there has to be specific amounts of salt, so salt in butter doesn't help.

>>20262135
Baking butter has no salt, if it has salt, it's meant to be eaten.

>>20262105
Imagine swallowing every piece of marketing tripe shoveled down your throat to get you to consooom massive markups of identical products.

You're like one of those wine tasting retards that can be tricked into waxing poetically about the subtle bouquet of a $12 bottle of wine as long as you tell them it's actually super fancy before hand.

>>20262105
>le french
Jersey is part of the UK, but I get you.
Thankfully downunderground, we still have very high quality dairy, and production is far greater than demand, so prices are low. No need for fancy imported leprechaun butter. NZ butter and ghee is the finest I have ever tastelet-ed.

>>20262124
>why wouldn't there be salt on butter
Salted butter is for spreading on bread. Unsalted is for baking. You can pick between the two for cooking applications.

>>20262148
Literally nobody has ever marketed butter to me. I buy butter, I put it on toast, I notice that it doesn't taste as good as other butter, I buy other butter instead.

>>20261965
>price: $57/lb + $150 shipping on Amazon

>>20262105
>Get the excellent french butter
The French may be good at many culinary delights but their dairy is NOT one of them.

>>20262185
Are you trolling? Ham and butter sandwiches are the most popular food in France, they're famous for dairy, butter and cheese

>>20262179
If you're on /ck/, you've had butter and a million other products marketed at you. Half the threads are just shill-fests.

>>20262183

>>20262194
Where the fuck do you live, Alaska? They sell Kerrygold at every grocery store around here, a couple dollars more expensive than the shit store-brand butter, but worth it. Kerrygold typically isn't even the fanciest butter they sell!

>>20262194
just buy it in the grocery store you fucking mongoloid

>>20261965
It's strange how Americans think Kerrygold is such a high end brand, probably because the packaging is emblazoned with the word "Irish" (which isn't the case in the UK) as Kerrygold is considered 'Muh' tier in the UK.

The best butter appears to come from Britain or New Zealand

>>20262137
>Baking butter has no salt, if it has salt, it's meant to be eaten.
Until someone tells me my baked goods are too salty, I'll stick to salted. Love how every euro butter vs ameri butter thread is always the same

>>20262148
You are incredibly stupid. I have made my own cultured butter and many many pounds of cheese, dumbass. It's not marketing. The difference is night and day. Ever compared a raw milk cheddar to a pasteurized one? The difference comes from the bacteria present in the raw milk.

>>20262154
Just one example. The jersey breed produces high quality milk with a higher fat content than other breeds. If you're going to take one piece of advice from this place, take mine, and go try some of this french butter. It's incredible.

>>20262185
Imagine never having tried pic related. How sad! Go get some. Every single person I have ever given this butter to has been blown away by the taste of it.

>>20261965
>>20262194
>>20262215
It's BARELY any extra.
Why even buy the shitty butter?

>>20262189
>Are you trolling?
NO!
Cheese I will give you but their Butter and Cream are pretty much 'sub par'.

>>20261965
what has happened to american food prices? i remember things being much cheaper than the UK
this is about US$3.73/lb

>>20262222
Im american

>>20262233
>what has happened to american food prices?
Despite what the choir of "USA number one" claims, inflation is very real and high.

>>20262217
zoomers may not be old enough to remember but anything vaguely bovine associated with britain gives people the ick in burgerstan. it's a generational thing, like austrian wine = blindness memes, you wouldn't get it if you are under 40

>>20262217
>new zealand butter
not once have i seen this in any supermarket here

>>20261965
who the fuck buys butter on amazon

>>20262244
Isn't the food industry behind most of these fake stories?

>>20262233
even organic butter is about US$5.75/lb

>>20262251
yeah, the food industry feeding cattle ground up parts of other cattle, and putting antifreeze to sweeten up the wine, turns out those cause a backlash whooduh thunk?

>>20262238
Makes no difference. I've found us and uk stuff saying salted isn't for baking.

>>20262245
>not once have i seen this in any supermarket here
Where is 'Here'?

>>20262174
>Salted butter is for spreading on bread
WTF? Just pure butter and salt (enjoy your hypertension fatty) on carbs? Is this an American thing?

>>20262264
America

>>20262264
britain

>>20262264
The philippines.

>>20262270
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jambon-beurre

>>20262255
People get scared when they are told to get scared, but it never fail to shock me how the US has very low food safety standards and people still fear foreign food.

>>20262264
turkey

>>20262280
That has ham, and wikipedia even says the butter need not be salted.

>>20262264
Germany

>>20262077
greasy butter shits for weeks

>>20262264
new zealand

>>20262287
meh I use coconut oil for you-know-what and it sticks around for a few days sometimes but if anything the shit just slides out easier

>>20262232
Then who does better cream and butter? I've been all over and haven't found better

>>20262281
we get scared of our own food too zoomies don't remember the alar scare, a whole generation of adults will simply not touch apples voluntarily

>>20262305
People are not scared of the stuff they should be scared, like the good n'old HFCS.

>>20262310
who is "people", the hfcs backlash is probably one of the biggest single ingredient backlashes in the history of modern food

>>20262310
Listen to science dummy

>>20262245
>20262274
>20262271
>20262279
>20262282
>20262285
>20262288
Brilliant!
>>20262302
I'm loathed to say, it's the Bongs and Kiwis!

>>20262313
>who is "people"
The American people in general, or the Americans I know due to work.

>>20262305
>Alar scare (1989)
>Zoomies don't remember
>Oldest millennials were about to turn 7
I've asked anyone under 43 and nobody knows about this shit or the austrian wine scandal lmao.

@20262324
give me my (You) you greedy faggot

>>20262292
>for you-know-what
buttsex?

>>20261965
>Cream from organic grass fed hormone and antibiotic free cattle butter
vs
>Amerislop cream from mutant estrogen pumped corn syrup fed cattle that live in squalor only kept alive from the copious amounts of meds preventing them from catching and creating new diseases that would wipe out mankind "butter"

>>20262326
you don't know many americans then and probably are in the energy industry or some other sector full of reactionaries who think LED bulbs are a jewish conspiracy to make them eat bugs. put out a cooler full of mexican coke and "regular" (HFCS) american coke to a room full of americans and the HFCS cooler will go untouched until the mexican cooler is empty

>>20262334
dont just say it out loud >_< :X

>>20262315
>why people should eat 10 meals a day
even better clickmeals below

>>20262332
@ me in my Dm's

>>20262329
people over 43 tend to have more spending power than people under 43, that may explain why marketers prefer to not market kerrygold as "british". the only people who voluntarily buy austrian wine are turbo hipsters who get an erection from saying "I like blauer spätburgunder, oh that's a grape you might know it as peeno nwar" *wrinkles nose*

>>20262337
I know a few are afraid of anything, but except for this group, everyone seems to be ok with HSCS.

>>20262346
That's not why I said that but yes that makes sense.

>>20262351
outside of a few fringe wingnut circles even the most "concerned mother" types will still occasionally eat phobia foods with reluctance if there's no reasonable alternative (like in a social or work situation). that doesn't mean they think those things are desirable or healthy or safe, just that they're willing to rationalize it as "just this once". the same is true of just about anything. lefties and chick fil a. rightoids and tacos. because food ideology is just a way we identify our tribal membership, we don't buy into it any deeper than that, but that doesn't make it any less relevant

>>20262358
Let me put it like this, there's a substance that is knownly harmful (in certain amounts), and people don't do any effort to get it banned or limited.

>>20262369
>knownly harmful (in certain amounts
Ooh ooh, let me guess. Is it dihydrogen monoxide?

>>20261965
>These two things have the same ingredients
>What do you mean the quality of ingredients differ drastically?!!?!?!?!? That's impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's another >you from your rage bait thread

>>20262374
Are you a chatbot?

>>20262379
Are you a hot single in my area?

>>20262258
Baking is like cooking meth, it's chemistry. The more variables that are accounted for the more accurate the resulting product. So do you want to be a Walter (99.6 percent pure), a Gale (97), a Jessie (96) or a dogshit cartel (60) baker?

>>20262073
Usually 1 Tbsp or ~15g.

>>20262233
OP is just retarded. I bought a pound of butter last week and it was under $3. Still a lot higher than it was last year, but not $5 yet.

>>20262377
Not with these basic ingredients. Cows milk is cows milk. Salt is salt.
>noo this is fancy himalyan salt. Ancient recipe, folded over 1000 times.

>>20262435
>Assume a spherical cow

>>20262435
>Cows milk is cows milk.
This is objectively untrue and you know it. That's the last >you you're gonna get from me.

>>20262124
>Found the nazi
Stupid faggot nigger go back

>>20262464
It's true, and if you think you can taste the difference between milk brands you're lying to yourself.

>>20262148
>i can't taste the difference because my sense of taste sucks, therefore others can't
holy tastelet cope

>>20261965
Hey chud kerrygold is 84% butterfat instead of 82%, that's worth the 100% price increase

>>20262395
Nothings gone fucky so far.
>breaking bad references to make a point
Go to bed gramps

>>20261965
>normal butter
>ingredients: cream, basedbean oil, salt, natural flavors
ftfy

>>20262803
Well I'm just saying what you're baking is still probably fine, it's just not up to professional baking standards. And no I'm not going to bed yet, I still have at least 12 more shots of vodka to go. I will be in bed by 9.

>>20262185
idiot, the French are masters at dairy manipulation, that's why they can into cheese, yogurts, creams, and stuff, it's part of why their cakes and deserts are so good

>>20261992
They sell spreadable kerrygold in the tub that's just butter. You literally posted an image of the Kerrygold "WITH CANOLA OIL" plastered on it

Also they sell this at costco and it's great

>>20262124
why are there so many jewish posters on /ck/ and why do they kvetch about every little thing.

>>20263067
Without vast amounts of US support Israel cannot exist, that guy is literally arguing for the end of Israel.

>>20261965
I buy Aldigold

Why does this stuff taste more like butter than real butter?

>>20263160
Because butter flavor comes alrgely from diacetyl and just a few other compounds.
Obviously the real thing will never have as much of that in it than you can add synthetic versions of them. As high a concentration you can put in sth before it smelling and tasting foul, which real butter can never reach.

>>20263160
Because it is oil mixed with pure diacetyl. The diacetyl in butter is naturally produced and in lower concentrations. Really good cultured butter may get close while having better flavor, but for that pure butter taste you can't beat the fake trash garbage.

They should make diacetyl enriched real butter. I'd buy the shit out of that.

>>20262148
how does Carl feel aour mr burns calling him a NIGGER lmao

>>20263194
Buy a jug of pure diacetyl and make some yourself! :D

>>20263243
25kg seems like quite a bit for personal use, but it's surprisingly cheap.

>>20262287
>for weeks
If it takes you weeks to pass waste through your bowels you should probably seek immediately medical attention.

Kerrygold is objectively better

>>20263270
Do it. You can prank people by making things obnoxiously buttery!

>>20261965
>scam products
Nigger it's not fucking difficult to taste kerry butter and then taste your normal butter and easily taste the difference.
It's not like a switched over. I still do all my cooking with my typical butter. But I prefer the taste of kerrygold butter on my fresh breads.

>>20263279
Like putting this in a water supply...

>>20263282
Wow. So based. Imagine the chaos that would ensue.

>>20263270

you can vape this straight and it tastes crazy good

>>20263160
I once made the mistake of ordering "buttered popcorn" in the US. I watched in horror as they squirted this artificially flavored goyslop sewage onto it. I gave it a taste, it was just grease and flavoring. How can anyone consume that? How can anyone touch popcorn saturated in this sneedjuice and not just want to throw it away in disgust?

>>20263666
Go back to Russia

>>20263666
I don't think "American butter" is that bad, but tasting it when you expect butter can be a nasty surprise.

Rate??

>>20262245
Kirkland-brand (Costco) grass-fed butter is from NZ. I’m American.

>>20262105
Highly enriched breads don't rise right with great value butter. It's a trick, you can not make good brioche with that shit

>>20263854
Cool, I'll have to try that
So far the best I've had is Amish and French

>>20263585
>taking the express train to popcorn lung

>>20261965
If you're not trolling, the one on the left is from grass-fed cows, which is their natural diet and produce higher quality, healthier butter. The one on the right is from grain-fed cows. Cows aren't naturally supposed to eat grain, and it results in unfavorable fat ratios in the meat and milk

>>20264544
Another sucker falls for marketing.

>>20264559
Why dont you buy your steaks at the dollar store

>>20264544
>facts bad
You do you bud

>>20264567
Meant for
>>20264559

>>20262148
There is a massive, noticeable difference in taste of butter. It's not like wine, where you need special training to discern between flavors. If you have a good butter you can tell almost immediately.

>>20264562
Why do you buy your steaks at the dollar store?

>>20264633
That guy is legitimately a retard. Imagine calling the process of using a sourdough starter to make bread, or using wild yeast to ferment a cider "purely marketing with no discernable taste difference." It's like he cannot think or comprehend, and merely spouts off preprogrammed phrases when his script is triggered. Crazy.

>>20264663
>no u
Concession accepted

>>20262194
So this is the power of Biden's America.

>>20264683
HAH! Look at the npc everyone! I activated it's cope posting program! Lmfao! It doesn't even have the most basic logic response programs. What a sad and pathetic little npc we all have the pleasure of witnessing.

Whatever makes you feel better little broken npc. What's next? Seethe posting? Wojacks? More of your incredible stupidity would be fun! I got a really good laugh from your stupidity already, so keep it up!

Store brand almond milk always mogs name brand.

Grass fed butter and dairy has more nutrients like vitamin K2 and a better fatty acid profile in general.

>>20262324
The bongs do great butter, cheddar cheese, bacon, sausages, chocolate and whisky.

>>20264868
The objectively measured increases in nutrients are just MARKETING AND HAVE NO DISCERNABLE EFFECT ON TASTE. IT'S THE SAME THING BECAUSE IT LOOKS THE SAME, OKAY?

>>20261976
Protein, chief.

>>20262270
Have you never been to a restaurant? Or heard the phrase "bread and butter"?

>>20262544
That's twice as good as random chance given four options, and over 70% of people got it correct within a 1% difference of fat content, so I don't think your study backs up your opinion very strongly.

>>20264961
Enjoy your heart disease. Americans were a mistake.

>>20264848
Cringe.

>>20264995
If you had wasted thousands of dollars overpaying for butter for years, you'd be defensive and insist it was totally worth it too.

Why is /ck/ such a gay shitty board? Why do all the threads the same reused spam from years ago and obnoxious rage-bait garbage like this?

>>20261965
Any beer under 6%

>>20265173
>>20264562

>>20261965
>shipping on Amazon
Kerrygold is in every major grocery store in the US, even in my bumfuck state. What are you going on about? It's twice the price, I'll give you that, but it tastes better and is a lot creamier than store-brand butter.

>>20264982
That's fat percentage. Stop shifting the goalposts. Obviously you can tell the difference if Theres a literally compositional difference. The topic is quality.

>>20262073
1Tbsp

>>20262315
>food is nothing more than its constituent molecules
Nice try, "science." You're not fooling me.

>>20262315
Science says men can become women

>>20265333
You're the one who posted the study, you fucking loser

>>20265411
Wasnt me. You sound upset.

>>20261965
Kerrygold is alright, it's a little creamier than most of the other brands here in the USA and it tastes pretty good I guess, but it's definitely not good enough to justify the high price.

>>20265417
Yes it was you, samefag-kun, you pathetic loser.

>>20265455
>>20265417

>>20262315
>Social media's favorite doctor
Any time a doctor is associated with entertainment their opinions should automatically be discarded. I wish this was something new but Dr. Oz has made millions pushing nonsense to soccer moms long before social media was even a thing. Also, doctors aren't nutritionists and are often only slightly less clueless about what constitutes as healthy diet as the average american. I blame the FDA and the food industry for doing such a thorough job of polluting the pool of research papers with biased or outright false "research" that always manages to justify exactly what they're already doing. The best thing the average american can do for themselves is look up the average diet before the FDA came along and screwed everything up so badly and copy that. Or just look at countries with high life expectancies and strict food safety regulations and eat like them as best as you're able to.

>>20262337
I really don't like soda, especially coca cola, but I did try a mexican coke once as a kid and it tasted significantly better than the coca cola we sell here, I doubt it was much healthier though.

>sell your product in costco
>in under a year they make deals with your suppliers, produce their own brand and sell it for half the price of yours
nothin personnel

>>20265513
Free market, kid.

>>20265503
>Any time a doctor is associated with entertainment their opinions should automatically be discarded.
You are absolutely right

>>20264982
That guy doesnt know math. How funny.

>>20265333
You are incredibly stupid. Honestly, I'm proud of you for solving the captcha. Well done, big boy.

>>20265513
Based Costco

>>20265513
>95% grass fed butter*
What's the other 5%?

>>20265532
>You are incredibly stupid. Honestly, I'm proud of you for solving the captcha. Well done, big boy.
You sound really unhappy as a person. I'm sorry me pointing out your fallacious argument made you mad.

>>20265503
Celebrity doctors go to the same schools, apply to the same medical boards, and practice under the same regulations. Only difference is they have to look into the camera and any lie or bad advice they give is recorded for posterity. Every other doctor gets to pushes the same wares from the shadows of his consulting room where there's zero accountability.

>>20261965
Kerrygold is expensive compared to “normal” butter, but why do you have to be a retard about it? No one buys butter on Amazon.
It’s 9.98/pound at the local market.

>>20265540
Diet of 95% grass 5% grain by volume is still 50% grain by calories.

>>20265548
>Celebrity doctors go to the same schools, apply to the same medical boards, and practice under the same regulations. Only difference is they have to look into the camera and any lie or bad advice they give is recorded for posterity
Anyone addicted to money or fame will do anything to keep getting money or fame. Dr. Oz had a new supplement like every week that he marketed as weight loss breakthroughs. It was absolutely insane. Doesn't matter if they went to the same schools or received the same education. Fame and money change people. You can see it everywhere you look. They forget their training and follow whatever will bring them happiness.

>>20265553
Its Costco. Your expected more?

>>20265556
Money and status is what motivates all doctors to study for a decade so they can spend the rest of their career looking into peoples putrid diseased orifices.
No one would be looking at your cancerous anal polyps if the pay and recognition was on par with a plumber.

>>20265547
Not my post stupid. Now Your autism is peeking through with that awful emotional intelligence of yours.
It's incrediblg obvious that higher fat percentage in milk is a sign of better quality. You should really know these things...

>>20265587
>It's incrediblg obvious that higher fat percentage in milk is a sign of better quality.
I don't think you know what quality means. And I don't know why you're so angry. You seem really upset and unhappy, but I digress. The fat percentage in milk has nothing to do with the quality of the milk. The quality of the milk has to do with the practices in processing it and what the cows were fed. Your assertion implies that if somebody had high quality materials and they built a shed, it would be lower quality than if they used those same materials to build a two-story house, which isn't true. If you use the same materials, it's the same quality.

>>20265596
Holy crap you are autistic and retarded. Your example and entire argument is so far divorced from the reality of food and quality within food I question if you are even human. Holy shit.

>>20265617
I accept your concession.

>>20265596
>you see, butter is a lot like jello pudding
>no, actually it's more like kodak film.
>no, actually butter is like building a two story house
This nigga having a alzheimer boomer moment

>>20265635
In sorry that aphorisms are beyond you

>>20261965
So OP, does the canuck butter taste of anything other than pure fat like goyslop butter or is it actually well made? I still haven't seen this simple question answered. Of course you can make good butter locally. There is nothing special about the place where Kerrygold is made. It's all about whether you have farmers who make food for people, not golems. Do you?

>>20262105
for cooking, the cheap stuff is just fine.

>>20265596
>You seem really upset and unhappy
Methinks the lady doth protest too much for someone who just spent an hour arguing about an incredibly mild refutation of something she claims she didn't even post in the first place.

>>20265656
Look, maybe I'm autistic or maybe I'm a loser. Whatever you want to say, that's fair. I don't care. At least I'm not slinging insults. That's what unhappy people do.

>>20265653
depends. For frying any neutral oil will do, and cheap butter is just a neutral oil with water and protein. Good butter is kinda wasted on many things like a bechamel, or just frying up some veggies or meat for something else. Though it does make a difference in the many cases where you cook with just very few ingredients, think a mash, or a very rich scrambled egg, or any kind of stuffed pasta where butter is half of the sauce.

>>20265494
>>20265455

>>20265634
Your non response, again, is the only concession, dumbass. Go ahead and cope a little harder. You know absolutely nothing about what youre talking about, and have proven it time and time again. Fat percentage in milk doesn't mean quality... You retard.

>>20265635
He is so unbelievably stupid. His little "I give up" posts are cute too.

>>20265665
Calling you a retard is an observation if reality. It is not an insult. More cope from the retard.

>>20265689
>>20265684
More typos please

For me it's 0 calorie butter spray. I use this on EVERYTHING

>>20265691
Cope poster! At first you say Your fallacious reply is merely a deflection and admittal of defeat. Now that you've been beaten down into a pulp you cry about getting deservedly insulted, and now all you left is to point out typos. Lmfao. I was right about you.

>>20265692
>butter spray
>INGREDIENTS: Canola Oil*, Coconut Oil*, Palm Oil*, Soy Lecithin (prevents sticking), Dimethyl Silicone (Anti Foaming Agent).
Where's the butter?

>>20265713

>>20265718

>>20265718
When you get down to brass stacks, butter is just oil with a bit of diacetyl flavoring. From a scientific point of view, you can't prove this isn't butter without logical fallacies and invoking some archaic notion of what "butter "is"

>>20265692
>1 cookie (8oz)
>about 9999 servings per container
>0 CALORIES
mutt customer rights, and this is why we should not import any food from the US.

>>20265718
That's not a can of butter flavored spray. The ingredient list for butter flavored spray has "natural flavors" in it.

>>20265765
Food is more than its constituent molecules, satantist.

>>20265765
The boat of theseus ass bitch. Butter has a spirit or soul that cannot be replicated or replaced by a conglomeration of its constituent parts that have been reformed into a facsimile of the true thing.

>>20265763
>butter flavor
So where's the butter spray?

>>20265795
Future generations are lucky they won't suffer from your butter boomer neurosis, gaslighting them into thinking they won't taste "real" butter until they lick their boot straps.

>>20265836
nta, I lost a bit track of this conversation but are you seriously insinuating that boomers care about .. food quality? The generation that peddled most of the horrendous goy slop we see today, the one most obviously in favor of replacing quality products with artificial flavoring and corn syrup?

>>20265800
There is none

>>20265795
>Butter has a spirit

>>20265848
You zoomers wouldn't know food quality if it was stoked into a glowing ember and snuffed out on your taste buds.

>>20265836
Get some of this >>20265836 butter and do a comparison. Your better believe it's BULLSHIT as fake bitch boy butter couldn't hold a flame up to a top quality butter. That's the disgusting part about your kind. You're okay with the average, and never strive for greatness with anything in your life. Your lack of ambition,drive, and passion is something you are aware of, but instead of bettering yourself you try to force your sickeningly average mentality on other people like it's the roght way to do things. Fuck you. Average is shit to me because I have a passion for good food and drink, bitch.

>>20265795
Butter of theseus was right there.

>>20265800
>>20265849
It's a plastic battery powered device that costs seventy (70) bucks.

>>20265877
I'm sorry.

>>20265875
You people sniff your own farts and larp as aristocracy, thumbing your nose at "commoner" food and "goyslop". You think you're better than the president of the United States? You wannabe bourgeois make me sick. You aren't above hot dogs or American cheese, and you can't believe it's not butter.

>>20262315
HFCS is fructose which is treated differently by the body (processed by the liver) than glucose (processed by the pancreas). For a non-diabetic person glucose/sucrose is far more healthier.

>>20265884
WHY

>>20265908
Your post is extremely powerful cope.

>b-bbb-b-buuuuut my president does it, so it must be great!

Obama ordered drone strikes on weddings in the middle east, dumb fuck.

You also missed my point, but whatevs. Enjoy your extreme mediocrity. I hope I've at the very least been able to point out how stupid you are so you can work on that one. :D

I raise my own animals for meat, and dairy, and have a huge garden. Your stupid assertion about me being aristocracy couldn't be farther from the truth. I just love cooking.

>>20265864
>zoomer
lmao

>>20265922
>toast's almost ready babe, I just have to recharge the butter gun

>>20265936
>2024
>have to charge your phone
>have to charge your toothbrush
>have to charge your watch
>have to charge your car
>have to charge your butter

>>20265924
This mother fucker bragging about owning ranches and vineyards and going on about the silver spoon waging in his mouth isnt the one shoved up his ass

>>20261965
>Post ripoff and scam products.
Anything labeled "organic", "non-GMO", or "Fair Trade". 3x the price for each one.

>>20265924
>Obama ordered drone strikes on weddings in the middle east
just another reason why the b in obama is for based

>>20262233
insane inflation

>>20265960
Organic bananas are worth every penny.

>>20265924
Fuck off Pajeet.

>>20265981
>worth every penny
AKA not a penny more than normal bananas. Thanks, self-checkout.

>>20265540
Probably grain, corn, and other tranny ingredients. Many grass-fed cows are also finished on a diet of pure grain to fatten up so it may be related to that.

>>20265983
Your post is a major self own. Try thinking a bit more before posting next time, k?

>>20265945
I do all the work. You sound pretty jealous. If you loved food like I do you would figure something out. My friend rents 10 acres of land for 300 bucks a month. Chickens for meat and eggs, and goats for milk and meat. Go out and get it, you average joe.

>>20262095
Exactly

>>20264953
some weird ass protein with less than 2.5kcal per gram lmao

>>20266006
dude, lay off the retarded kid, he's too stupid to realize otherwise

>>20266056
Half protein half water.

>>20265579
Medical school isn't even worth it. It's a huge amount of work through medical school, you take on massive debt, then you spend your life inspecting gore hole 65 hours a week. Doctors are mostly all miserable alcoholics besides a small handful of lucky ones. If you value your sanity, don't go to med school. The money ain't worth it.

>>20265579
Plumbers make more than most medical staff
Plus AI is about to take over the role as primary diagnosticians everywhere
AI won't do shit to fix toilets

>>20266423
>, you take on massive debt
lol this really needs fixing

>>20261965
its because youre a dumbass american and its imported to your country. In my east EU country the same portion as your picture is ~4 usd (converted ofc)

>>20261965
While it is expensive, there is a clwar difference between hrassfed dairy products and cornfed dairy products. Additionally, a lot of American butter is packed poorly and already have a layer of rancid butter on it. Also, salt your butter.

>>20265908
>Thinks butter is something reserved for the aristocracy
/ck/ has the strangest trolls. It has to be just one guy whose life has absolutely 0 value whatsoever spending all day shitting up this board.

>>20262123
Hey buddy, cool it with the anti-semitism, alright?

>>20266837
that would be me

>>20262280
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jambon-beurre
>Every day in France, over 3 million jambon-beurre sandwiches are sold, more than almost any other kind of sandwich, except for fast-food hamburgers.[2]
kek even the french have been BURGERED

>>20261965
Just get the Kirkland.

>>20261965
Walmart brand milk products are really shit.

>>20264544
What exactly do you think grass is?

>>20267088
It's funny because their ham sandos are legit S-tier but they suck balls at making burgers

>>20267150
What's your point

>>20267150
That thing that gets you high because of a medical card.

>>20262095
the handouts you should be worried about are the handouts to corporations, the military, contractors, oil companies, pharmaceutical companies, bailouts for (((banks))) etc etc not the relatively tiny amount we send for foreign aid

>>20262077
This is the hottest thing I've ever seen. This stirred something within me.

>>20263685
>Minimum wage ham beast is trying make craft slop.
Bring back the draft.

>>20267662
>implying that guy is in any way fit for military service

>>20267662
You mad but if I saw that I'd be more likely to buy popcorn.

>>20267400
It's missing the last bit of the video where it pans over to a guy looking like he's reevaluating his entire life.

>>20268478
Why? Its not like it would taste in any way different

>>20262233
Well that butter you have there was delivered to Tesco by a boy on a bicycle about 4km down the street from the warehouse. The US must produce the milk in idk Pennsylvania then ship it 300km to new jersey where it gets turned into butter then 1000km to Kansas where it is kept in a refrigerated warehouse to load up on refrigerated trucks that get sent out all over the continent to a local grocer around 10km away from your house.

Unless you're American buying European butter. Then you must ship it on a refrigerated aircraft to cross a very shallow ocean to an importer of said butter, at which point it is then loaded onto refrigerated trucks to special order customers or once again flown via air another 5000km to somewhere else in the country.

>>20262245
You're not looking. New Zealand has a higher baseline standard for their dairy cows. Many grocers, most notable of these is probably trader joes, will import NZ cheeses and butter. Is it better tasting than the bottom of the barrel American dairy products? Yes. Can it compete with mid to high tier American dairy? Nope. Not even a little bit. But what it does accomplish is being very cheap for what it is. $5/lb for grass fed new Zealand sharp cheddar or raw milk cheddar or what have you. It's only slightly more than the cheapest available cheddars in the US despite being shipped halfway around the world.

>>20262065
I tried kerrygold on a fresh bit of italian bread compared to both salted and unsalted great value and the taste difference was huge. If I ever want good butter to just slap on some bread, kerrygold is basically the only option in my grocery store. It doesn't matter much for melting the butter and using in cooking.

>>20262281
>very low food safety standards
This is actually hilarious. The US practically invented food safety standards. Europe didn't really have any sort of food safety concerns until the 1990s. And it wasn't until 2002 that the EFSA was established. And guess who it was modeled after.

Despite this the only significant differences between North American and European food regulators are the initial approach when bringing new food to market, and labeling requirements of which the US is more strict.

The FDA, in American fashion (at least when it comes to food) takes an innocent until proven guilty approach. Europe is the opposite, in true modern metropolitan european fashion, requiring tons of red tape and direct approval before a new item can be sold as food.

That said in terms of quality and safety the US is 3rd in the world. However most of western Europe has a score in the 80s as well so it's not much different. There are a couple of notable exceptions to this however. The UK falls well below Russia in quality and safety of foods, and is 1 step above Japan. Italy is much lower, which I imagine the rampant organized crime is partially to blame not necessarily across the entire country.

>>20265213
>Why is 4chan such a gay shitty website?
american election tourists, they never left after 2016

>>20268748
>quality and safety
Aren't those pretty different from each other? Food can be low quality but perfectly safe.

>>20265936
>ah shit, the wifi password changed last week and now the butter sprayer isn't connected to the internet and refuses to work and needs to be reconfigured

>>20267662
>mad cause some fat ass nigga has talent and passion
Do you enjoy being miserable?

>>20268784
>Non-approved butter detected, please check your Better(tm) subscription

>>20262315
Except it's more concentrated and 7x sweeter than sucrose which dulls your sense of taste making you use more. Honey and brown sugar have more water content and their flavor encourages you to use less than you would pure sugar.

>>20262217
We don't have the same butter on the shelves as you guys

I can't think of another nation that definitely has lower quality food in stores than the USA

>>20262270
This is a pretty normal thing in multiple countries where are you from?

>>20263147
How does it compare?

>>20267150
anon, you can google the difference between grass and grain

>>20265579
the first hospitals were unmercenary

>>20265765
>you can't prove this isn't butter...unless you go by the standard understanding of butter held everywhere by all for all time...but that's wrong because it's archaic!

butter comes from milk from animals

>>20268741
exactly.

>>20268748
I do agree with you, the anon should have been on about quality, not """safety""". As for "safety" though:
>takes an innocent until proven guilty approach.
Innocent, lol. You can buy your way out of "guilt", see the atrazine situation where the ones who make the pesticide got to define their own "quality standards" for research, disqualifying anybody who does not use gold plated equipment on diamond benches. Especially since those "standards" you contrive are applied retroactively.

I switched to plugra, still a lot better than uncultured butter but a lot cheaper than kerrygold

>>20268748
>the US is more strict.
>The FDA, in American fashion (at least when it comes to food) takes an innocent until proven guilty approach. Europe is the opposite, in true modern metropolitan european fashion, requiring tons of red tape and direct approval before a new item can be sold as food.

>>20265858
incredible

>>20261965
i knew this would be a leaf before i even expanded the image.
canadians know fuck all about dairy. shit on americans all you want, but at least you can buy decent cheese and butter at an affordable price there. canada is run by a dairy cartel that makes any dairy that aren't bog standard north american slop prohibitively expensive.
fucking awful country

>>20270109
The US and Canada are for all purposes a single country, and both have dairy (and everything else) cartels.

>>20270154
Canadians buy milk in bags

>>20270161
>Le funny meme
And Americans buy up to 20 percent of cow urine in their milk, both countries are pretty bad when it comes to dairy.

>>20270109
Chinese buy baby formula from America. And Americans buy butter from Ireland and New Zealand. Really gets the ole noggin' joggin'.

>>20270180
>Chinese buy baby formula from America.
I never understood how this crap story became so popular.

>>20262217
Kerrygold is the highest quality butter that you can find at any regular store. It is miles better than the grocery store cheap brands, those taste like shortening in comparison. You can get better butter but you’d have to go to a specialty store or live somewhere that it’s a regional specialty.

On that note, is Amish roll butter any good?

>>20262264
diego garcia

Everything "american fastfood"

>>20261965
> kerrygold price: $57/lb + $150 shipping on Amazon!

A fraction of that at the local market. Stop being an over dramatic queen.

>>20262571
So are all the "expert" wine judges and sommelier also tastelets? You should get in on that anon you'll make a fortune blowing out those impostors with your superior palate

>>20263666
Why do so many yuros pretend they're been to the US?

>>20271313
That post seems to have been made by the Deceiver himself, so it makes sense.

>>20271313
Because they were here for a semester as an exchange student who was also hosted by a family that couldn't afford to send their kid to Europe on their own dime
Those guys are here talking about how awesome Slovenian food is when they make 5 things that are good but also better made by the people they took those dishes from
And I respect Slovenians and I was never an exchange student to anywhere

>>20271313
Does your feeling for mutland require you to call others liars?

>>20262077
Okay but she gags with a four inch penis

I see the plebs are discussing their favorite cow spreadable again without realizing the true king has entered the thread.

>>20271354
Do your mutt feelings for US require lying to make a point?

>>20262123
>oi vey! I meant the Palestinians!

>this planet is so polarized even a thread about butter brands will develop into death threads and political shit flinging

>>20271849
It's just Americans, it's all they know how to do these days.

But they're also limpwristed NEETs, so they can't actually you know, do an insurrection. Best they can do is go shoot up a school.

>>20261965
lol Americans think "kerrygold" is fancy butter and pay 57 per lb

>retard OP creates a retarded bait thread
>283 replies
Everyone ITT needs to catch a ban.

>>20262174
>Salted butter is for spreading on bread. Unsalted is for baking. You can pick between the two for cooking applications.
What's annoying is that you really can't take normal butter and just add salt to it to make salted butter. The salt crystals won't uniformly dissolve into the fat at room temp when it's still solid.

>>20271851
>doubles down on political shitflinging, blames Americans
Rent free

>>20261992
WTF they feed you with, amerilards?

>>20271313
>pretend
Idk what to tell you bro, it's the truth. Sorry you can't handle it and have to contrive a reason for it not to be.
>>20271335
Nah I came with my own money, I was a postdoc.

>>20271912
The American one is specifically a spreadable version with oil added meant to be creamy and spreadable at fridge temp so you don't have to leave the butter out or let it warm up.

The one in that picture is the canola oil version, there is also an olive oil version, and a no-oil version.

As usual this is just eurocope manifested as struggling to understand what actual variety is.

>>20271912
>>20271981
Pic related for the non-oil version.

>>20262233
Watch out, you're being ripped off. Usually salted butter has a lower quality hence the salt added. Them being the same price seems to me a rip-off.

>>20271981
>As usual this is just eurocope manifested as struggling to understand what actual variety is.
Having choices scares the europoors.

>>20271988
I don't know about lower quality but salted butter has a longer shelf-life so unsalted may be fresher.

I get all my dairy from braums. The butter and milk is especially on point and comes on trucks twice a week from Tuttle Oklahoma. Burgturds cant handle how good the Midwest is.

>>20272092
I live on the east coast in one of the top 25 wealthiest suburbs in the nation, we have multiple dairy farms that offer delivery services.

It's not something limited to the Midwest, it just costs more here since the wages in this area are generally much higher.

>>20265998
>tranny ingredients
How'd you manage to develop such a strange mental illness?

>>20262123
Shalom

>>20262077
not my proudest fap

>>20261965
It is noticeably different though.

Kerry gold is $6/lb in Texas. You are getting scammed.

>>20262233
That's 250g for £1.69 which is equivalent to $2.15. Walmart brand butter costs $3.98 for 454g. They add up to about the same price if you factor the weight. And that's the standard walmart price. If I go to aldi it's even less expensive, there it's like $3 or less.

>>20271981
We have that trash in Germany too and it's such a fucking pointless thing. You can literally just take normal kerrygold and knead it to make it more spreadable. I haven't done it in forever since I haven't made any flavored butter in ages but it just makes the end result more spreadable without adding dreck to it.

>>20274327
>don't buy spreadable butter
>just knead it at home
You euros are retarded.

>>20274353
>that pic
cooklet. Rolling pins, forks, hell, food processors if you want to make something like garlic butter anyway. Skill issue.

>>20261965
Everything plant based