/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20267632
>*is always $8 in your path*

>>20267632
hopefully you'll be beneath it.

>>20267638
it was $5 a year ago and its $9 now (pick-up)
they also got smaller and put less sauce/toppings on compared to a year ago

>>20267632
$6 to make my own homemade pizza
i’ll be eating good during the collapse

>>20267632
Learn to cook. I made this pizza yesterday, it's given two of us two meals already and there's still enough for another meal for one. Minimal effort and less than $5 in ingredients.

>>20267728
That's $5.99 dollars too much. Puke.

>>20267728
you’d have to pay me $6 to even take a bite of that wretched malformation

>>20267731

still got one euro slices in bavaria!

>>20267751
real crackerjack work there - taking a simple and visually appealing meal like pizza and making it look like a carbuncle

enjoy late-stage capitalism, it's here to stay

>>20267728
>that "pizza"

used to work at the pizza hut in the early 2000’s
we got drunk all the time, had unlimited free pizza, and we were all banging each other. unhealthy but some of the best times of my life.
buddy i worked with is the manager now, and he says it sucks now and they have to count every penny

>>20267728
not a great pizza, but a 6 dollar bag of flour can make 9? lets call it 10 pizzas. we'll go cheap and get a little can of tomato paste for 1.99. Mozz lets call it 8 for maybe three pies, so 8x3 is 24 +6+2 is like 32 bucks throw in a stick of boarshead pepperoni, mybe 8 bucks, thats 40 bucks for 10 pizzas, or more or less 4$ per pie and when you get good you like it more than your shop pie.

>>20267732
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>>20267774
I see a lot of pizza snobs itt but not a lot of you posting your own

>>20267632

Salaries are also higher than ever, this is just how economy works.

I paid $50 for 3 domino's pizzas and a breadsticks, plus tip and delivery fee, last weekend.. wtf is the world coming to

>>20267830
if ya gonna pay 50 why fuck with dominos??

>>20267827
says the ceo on his plane to the mob

>>20267632
>>20267728
Do americans include the tax when they talk about pizza prices at dominos?

>>20267837

Like do you not understand how inflation works?

Get lost commie scum.

Unironicly making my first pizza and found this thread. It should be done in five minutes (I'm checking every five minutes)

>>20267852
in 2024 yeah i do - some asshat says 'fuck it raise the price a bit more again already"
but the blame where it goes and ditch your 19th century boogie man

>>20267867
nan is easy to make at home, new friend

not exactly pizza but fuck yeah do it!

>>20267768
What's a carbuncle? Why do you talk like the great Gatsby?

>>20267873
Crickey! the book or the movie?

>>20267867
I'm thinking about just turning the broiler on and watching it till it's done. Tired of these 5 min checks. Getting hungry

>>20267867
Post results. Looks interesting.

>>20267867
naan pizza sounds baller

>>20267870

Coompanies generally have to adhere to corporate social responsibilities -- in a sense, corporations ARE society. If they say they need to raise prices, THEN THEY NEED TO RAISE PRICES or else basic functions of society will start falling apart.

>>20267880
Idk I've never read or watched the entirety of either.

You now remember Burger King's $1.49 10pc nuggets from the Trump years

>>20267892
>You now remember ... the Trump years
Please, no. It's time we, as a nation, put those dark years behind us. Hate never wins.

>>20267889
got damn lookit all these basic functions of society

>>20267867
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>>20267887

No broiler. 15 mins at 350. Obvi have to wait a bit for cool down to try it out but smells good

>>20267632
And it's totally worth it.

>>20267912
nice mate, like lunchables for grownups lol

>l-le make your own!
>just take hours out of your already limited free time not spent on your 9-5 job to slave in front of a kitchen three times a day

>>20267946
>slave in front of a kitchen
what are you doing here if you hate cooking

>>20267821
Wow, I forgot we're in elementary school.
>YOU C-C-CANT SAY MY DWAWING IS BYAD BECAUSE Y-Y-YOU CWANT DO ANY BEDDER OR OR OR ELSE Y-YOU WOULD SHOWS IT!!!

Suck a dick, probably taste better than your awful garbage. How about instead of bragging about being bad at something you spend the time working on your skill level? If you spent less time posting your shitty pizza to pretend you're better than people who order one maybe you could actually make one that is edible.

>>20267903

>the richest country in the world also has the highest marginal gains

Shocker, that.

>>20267961
>noooooo you can't use 4chan drone! you need to spend ALL HOURS OF YOUR DAY working for marginal wages or slaving to feed yourself
>what's the matter? you don't LIKE cooking or something? why does inflation matter just do more work drone-y!
kys

>>20267939
It was good! I don't have a pizza cutter so I used my favorite weeb knife

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>>20267966
that you think using 4chan is the prize you get when you have free time tells me all I need to know

>>20267985
>what?? you mentioned 4chan once after I called you out on the very virtue of being here in the first place? fucking-fucking no life!!!
you're pathetic and coping about the fact that you're being forced to make garbage meals for yourself because you literally cannot afford any alternative.

>>20267746
Pizza is absolutely_disgusting.jpg

>>20267987
well I had my doubts but after your messages Im reassured that this place is a very calming and healthy habit for you, whereas taking your time to make wholesome food for yourself on the other hand would surely ruin your day and your life

>>20267746
yeah, that pizza looks so good i'd eat so much that i puked, then eat the puke too.

>>20267997
>he used mean words, must bring out my e-diagnosis sheet
you're an incredible retard and i'm saddened that people like you vote.

>>20267889
how the fuck can you possibly believe that? are you pharma bro posting from prison?

>>20267946
>how to tell us you cant cook by telling us youre kinda dumb

Everyone forgets about Costco

>>20268064
>if you don't want to slave three times a day just for sustenance it must mean you're bad at le game xD
Do you even have hobbies?

>>20268046
yeah bud, malding online is a sign of not having a good time
didnt diagnose you with anything though lol

>>20268079
what are your hobbies anon? so help me god if any of them is consooming new thing

.>>20267982
naan pizza used to be my bread and butter man, good shit op

dont be afraid to expand out to pizza from scratch tho, it’s easier than you’d think!

>>20267632
Make your own.

>>20267632
I haven't bought pizza from these stores in years now. The delivery prices are obscene, all the pizzas have shrunk by half, the only way you ever get a cheap price is having to go pick up yourself and fuck that.
I just buy the $5 fresh pizzas from woolies, add some extra ham and onion, does the job and they aren't as greasy as dominoes/pizza hut.

>>20267912
good job anon, I would eat your pizza.

if you think $15-$20 is a lot of money, you have bigger things to worry about in your life than fast food pizza. Get your shit together guys

>>20268223
Again with this moronic argument.

Everything has drastically risen in price, the pizza is just a board-relevant symptom

>>20268223
Give me 20 bucks right now then.
You aren't poor, right?

>>20267632
the west has fallen

>>20267887
i mean Dominos is literally pushing naan pizzas right now like the retards didnt know that people were already doing it 10+ years ago

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>>20268125
It's funny, because people are posting their shitty homemade ungodly looking abominations and suddenly I'm OK with 15 bucks

>>20267964
How about you kiss my fat ass bitch? Or if you have any stones at all you’d fight me 1v1 in edge pvp, no armor. Somehow I don’t think you’d stand a chance against this big guy.

>>20268281
Ahh. You're one of those sorts of people. How tragic. In that case good job on your pizza little buddy, I didn't realise you were special needs

>>20268306
>pussying out
yeah makes sense

>>20268310
I wasn't the anon you were replying to. I just didn't realise you were retarded. Sorry, I'm an adult so I don't play video games, I live in the real world unfortunately.

>>20268316
>Sorry, I'm an adult so I don't play video games, I live in the real world
>>>>/ck/

>>20268322
Little anon, I'm just shitposting. I'm not thinking a "1v1 in edge pvp" would settle the fact that your pizza is one of the worst I've ever seen. That's what I meant about the lack of 'real world'. I'm very sorry. For you. I really am.

>>20268335
I dont even think about you fag

>>20267892
That plus a smol fry and maybe on Fridays a Hershey sundae pie was how I got through college, then I had canned spaghetti on the weekends.

>>20268343
That doesn't really make sense, it's not really in context. But I'm glad you don't think of me, for both our sakes.

>>20268363
smell my farts fag, youre such a big grown up man you deserve a pvc pipe up your ass

>>20268079
lol my guy
just look at what you wrote, ok

is washing your ass slaving? (and if so do you not do it?) is making your bed slaving? is a delicious meal slaving? is sustaining those you love slaving? is learning skills other than opening boxes slaving?

do you need to huff tendies for subsentence to go spend time on hobbies? is your fucking hobby crack?

give yourself some time to think. ok? God bless.

>all the seething free timelets getting this mad because someone dared suggest that cooking three times a day every day for the rest of your life is a huge investiture of time

/ck/ is full of NEETs lmfao

>>20268454
have you ever heard of leftovers? do you not own a fridge?
what better way are you spending your time besides making delicious food for yourself and loved ones

>>20268335
God you're such a little faggot ass bitch. Imagine not having at least full rune and a dscimmy at this point. No wonder you're backing down like the little coward you are. Come fight me bro, I'm sitting here in w318 waiting for your faggot ass to show up. Low test, low skill bitch.

been so strapped for cash lately that i just put some ketchup on some dough and call it a pizza
>"waahh why not at least cook it"
electricity costs money, and my kids cant tell the difference

>>20268454
i know its like "ha ha i have the time to be free and do as i choose!!!! ha ha BUT i choose being a cunt on 4chan and not learning to cook ha ha"

>>20268549
Honestly looks pretty good desu senpai. Your kids should be honored to have you as a dad with such a fine looking za on display.

>you use 4chan duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dat means you MUST spend at least six hours a day over a stove o-or else!
NEETs and future castrated femboy house"wives".

>>20267728
At least you included the number one ingredient

>>20268549
You're truly the dad that's gonna get his children to hate him

>>20268549
not funny
do you need help?

>>20268679
>>20268664
It's what this thread thinks you should do for six hours a day as a coping mechanism for the fact their wages are fucking worthless nowadays. The
>j-just cook!
argument has always been pure brainlet. Cooking should be pleasure, not a requirement for existence. Slaving just to sustain yourself is a pathetic excuse to sidestep the social realities you live in.

Not shocking that these people - who dare argue that anybody else is incapable of preparing meals - can't put together a pizza, one of the most basic dishes in human history on their own.

Remember that Pizza Hut pizza has 70+ ingredients in what should simply be meat, cheese, tomato, and bread.

Quit buying that crap.

>>20267850
Do Europeans include tax when they talk about their free medical care?

>>20267632
Papa Johns used to do 50% off deals all the time so I'd get a large pizza for $7.50
It was also close to me so took only 5 minutes from leaving my house to being back with my pizza.

>>20267728
>what it looks like when someone who doesn't know how to cook tries to make a pizza
>>20267731
>what it looks like when someone who does know how to cook tries to make a pizza

holy fuck, they should just change this board to /tk/ - takeout because you're all fucking retarded, can't cook and have zero ambition to learn even the simplest things like how to make a pizza that doesn't look like the dog pissed and shit on it.

>>20267731
looks like shit

>>20269138
>>20269328
Well it's not traditional, we don't use sauce, just sliced tomatoes and then toppings. It's more like focaccia except minus the disgusting amounts of oil. Either way I like it far better than any "normal" pizza you can get.

>>20267873
perhaps you should start ordering food instead of cooking, it’ll give you some time to expand your meagre vocabulary

>>20268696
are you mad at stairs, too, because of the effort it takes to use them?

>>20267821
kek
to any of you that posted your sloppa itt you're a fucking faggot

>>20267880
The movie had 00's rap music for a soundtrack, ol' boy.

>>20270765
By Jiminy, the Club's going downhill, I declare. Seems my pang wangle's not up to dick.

>>20267632
oh no how will afford to eat your disgusting fatass junk food every day......... how sad

>>20270683
If all of /ck/ rallied against elevators and started going 'lmao what's the matter??? too scared to use stairs lazy boy???' it'd be just as retarded as what you're doing now.

>>20268125
looks shitty

>>20271188
fatboy

>>20271188
ok fatboi

>>20267731
please learn to cook and then learn photography

>>20267867
if you didn't make the dough you didn't make the pizza

>>20271292
>>20271196
I accept your concession.

>>20271665
lol fatboi thinks this is a concession stand

made this on sunday.
neapolitan > american

>>20271734
I masturbate furiously to every seething (You) that (You) give me.

>>20267867
A 6 year old would not fuck up this badly.

>>20267632
how much has the average salary increased since the 90's?

>>20271788
it hasnt vote bernie make america great again fr real

>>20268454
The average user of this board is poor and can't cook, that's why we get nothing but fast food slop threads and occasionally threads about how you can stretch $50 to cover a month's with of groceries.

>>20271927
>we

my boomer dad REFUSES to go to try another pizzeria despite the fact that they charge $25 for a large cheese. It's a complete ripoff and it's not even that good.

>>20267731
Solid 9/10. I don't know why people are hating on this one. Looks great. Definitely competing with the pros

>>20267728
5/10 with potential. You're onto something. But the toppings look undercooked. The bread looks unevenly cooked, and crumbling apart. Looks like you took a half decent pepperoni pizza, reheated it, then dropped some extra ingredients on top at the last minute.

I'd still eat it.

>>20269328
3/10, burnt salad on top of a burnt brick. Also, the photo is hard to look at, like it's AI generated.

>>20268125
7/10, looks a little too bready and oily. Toppings should come closer to the edges.

>>20268549
0/10, even hobos know how to cook.

>>20271748
6/10 bad topping to crust ratio. Only about 4 bites of actual pizza, and the rest is crust. Looks like it taste very plain too.

>>20271936
2/10, seek help.

>>20271758
thats too much cardio for you fatboy, youre gonna hurt yourself

>>20268997
I pay 500$ a year in road-tax, which covers medical completely. I got around 10,000$ in medical bills after a crash, all paid because I paid my road-tax.

The greatest chain pizza is hungry howies. Get the '73 cup pepperoni that curve up and get extra crispy, with disco inferno crust spice for 9.99. Top shit.

Good god I suspected no one actually cooked on this board but this is shameful. Turn your ovens up.

>>20267632
>The collapse is coming
Poor little baby is suffering through 5% inflation!

>>20272379
Crust

>>20267638
This. Dominos keeps me fed. I can spread eight bucks across two days if I really have to.

It's FUCKING 40$ here in NYC

>>20267694
it's been $8 near me for many years. The only change was going from 3 toppings to 1, and they started counting choosing a different sauce as a topping which triggered me more than anything. No change in size or sauce quantity.

>>20272280
I preferred them to the other big chains but the locations are few and far between.

A truly horrific thread.

>>20271748
thats beautiful. you must have a pizza oven, yes?

>>20272034
>Only about 4 bites of actual pizza, and the rest is crust. Looks like it taste very plain too.

have you never tasted pizza?

>>20267731
It looks like minimal effort hahahaha

>>20272379
Some of us actually cook