/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20266709
imagine the smell of feembrap

>>20266709
Probably some good shit

>>20266709
>What can I make with it?
An eventful evening.

>>20266711
>>20266713
>>20266714
Would I be better off getting the small intestine?

>>20266709
>6 dollars a pound
why

>>20266724
Someone had to stick his hand into the cows ass and pull out the colon

>>20266723
Doyouneedem?
It's rather jejune.
It might leave you illeum.

>>20266709
6$ a lbs for intestines? Thats the same cost as a chuck roast from costco

>>20266733
What the fuck did you just say to me?

>>20266709
That's just OFFAL, OP!

>>20266709
You can treat it similarly to bacon - that is, chop it up and fry it along with other stuff that will pick up the flavour. You're being overcharged, though.

>>20266723
I've had fried pig's small intestine at a Korean restaurant, it was in a spicy pork bulgogi sauce and it was pretty delish

>>20266709
you can have sex with it

>>20266723
Only if you can't fill the long one.

>>20266733
Cringe

>>20266798
Oh I didn't even think about that

>>20266709
Why would you buy it when you can just walk upstairs to your mom's bedroom????

>>20267408
I would but walking is a real chore for me.

>>20266773
kys carlos

>>20266723
wash them and throw it on the pressure cooker for half an hour
then bbq them, throw them into the air fryer or stir fry them. Then if you want some seasoning a bit of lemon or cajun when served will be enough.
looks gross but when cooked right that shit is tasty as fuck

>>20266709
judging on where youre buying it, look up some asian recipes.

>>20267745
>>20266723
forgot to say, they're CHEWY
cut them into smaller pieces once it's done cooking to make them easier to eat. If it's too chewy, you didn't BOIL them on the pressure cooker for long enough.
also, small intestine is tastier

>>20266709
a dumb thread

>>20266709
>>20266723
nothing good. just put them back and get real food.

>>20267759
I think its a good thread, as someone curious about new organ meats
maybe you should go back to one of the 14 fast food shill threads

>>20266709
Do they scoop the poop out?

>>20267948
why would they get rid of the best part

sew it to your anus and observe the motion of the poo as it traverses through it next time you squat atop a puppy pad

>>20268032
wow I hate you.

Anus angus

>>20268032
based, do this OP, while you obviously can't sew it to your anus, keep it as a sock and just keep pooping in it until it comes out the other end

>>20267777
checked

>>20266723
Slice it thin and you've got terra calamari.

>>20266709
>What can I make with it?
A bovine fleshlight.

>>20266723
You could make a blimp out of that.

>>20268955
You could make your mom out of that

>>20267967
SIRS!

>>20266709
eat it like korean bbq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kzP4sqYF28

>>20266709
I think the French make andouille sausage out of this. It tastes like literal shit

>>20269636
Do the French have the weirdest and most grotesque cuisine in all of Europe

>>20266709
Does it still have the poo in it?

>>20269191
No seriously the Germans used the intestinal lining from cows to make the gasbag.

>>20270499
ortolan is a bit gnarly i daresay

>2$/lb for the worst possible organ meat
why would you buy this
just get some liver

You can make a pajeet very happy

S'about it

You don't eat it you fuck it

>>20266730

>>20266709

>>20275523
oh lord how did that squid get in there?

>>20275535

Hello, i just testing

>>20275535
the pig got recently divorced and decided she wants to experiment

>>20266723
poo poo on rice

Tongue that colon, lad

>>20277278
Oh I punch that fartbox

>>20275523
>>20275539
someone post the cat

>>20275527
Inverted?

>>20266730
Being a professional bovine colon remover is probably some furry's wet dream

>>20280469
Check the slaughterhouses for furries

>>20266709
Tripas tacos are super good

>>20281991
Isn't tripe the stomach and not the ass hole

>>20281997
not him but I think its the intestinal lining, including stomach? something like that

>>20281997
Tripas is small intestine

Tripe maybe is stomach idk I don't eat soul food

>>20266730
they got to fist the cow for free and then charged the customer extra for it?
as a zoosnuffphiel with a fisting fetish I would never

i picked this at kbbq
had no idea what to do with it
cut it into pieces to see what happens
still just tastes like straight fat with extremely sinewy skin
>cut it down the middle and lay it flat
>skin doesnt get any crispier

I need guidance

>>20282241
Oh that's important to know. I'll make sure to check the menu more carefully from now on

>>20270499
yes they are the china of europe

>>20266709
I thought that was Alex Jones showing off his torso.

>>20267745
Have to agree with anon on this. BBQ is the way to go with beef intestines.
If it was pork I would do chitlins.

>>20280415
inside out so you can wash all the goop out. Unless you are asain that is. They like the goop.

>>20284286
Funny enough, Alex Jones has a small intestine in his gut

>>20284684
thats not funny