/ck/ - Food & Cooking

c....cram....heheh....

>>20265976
Maybe it freezes well?

>>20265976
Make a shit ton of Alfredo sauce. Also, how stupid are you?

Dont freeze it, it lasts a long time refrigerated. Just start making pasta with it, grate it and mix it with pasta water and you'll make the best alfredo sauce you've ever had

Donate to food bank

>>20265976
double-wrap it in cling film and put it in a zipper back at the back of your refrigerator
It doesn't need to be frozen it will keep refrigerated if sealed well just fine

You can freeze parmesan. Also, parmesan (in smaller quantities) is always useful, give some to your friends. You grate it over pasta and into salad dressings, over green vegetables, or into mashed potatoes. It's a common ingredient in white sauces. The rinds go in stocks. You can bake it in bread. You can mix it into breadcrumbs to coat meat or fish, or into stuffing.

>>20266014
When baking in bread, do you add the parmesan before or after baking in the oven?

>>20266027
Before, just grate it right into the flour.

>saves you money
Nothing personnel, kid.

>>20265976
>I was tricked into
elaborate

>>20266058
Oh like you've never been taken advantage of by predatory cheese merchants.

>>20266058
>It's a sunday evening
>Be me. omw home from church.
>I'm alone. Cheese merchant beckons me.
>I heed his call
>what's the worst that can happen?
>He gives me an accord. Buy butt tons of cheese at 50% discount so he don't need to hog his unsold stock home.
>BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY
>After purchase I check how much it costs at supermarket. It costs just as much as I bought it for.
>sad_pepe.jpg

>>20266096
Faggot

>>20266096
well, you got gyped anon.
you should give it away as gifts to friends at church with this story as well, they'll probably get a kick out of it

>>20265976
just eat it I eat like a pound of parmesan at a time when its on sale

risotto

>>20266007
I work at a food pantry. Please do not do this. The poor's will not take it.

>>20265976
Sell it on marketplace. Keep some for yourself and sell it at cost, you'll find a buyer

>>20265976
Sell it for more

>>20265976
you can age it for later, a lot of people like to age their own parm, but yours looks pretty old already. how old is it exactly?

>>20265976
So did your parents.

>>20266071
hey cool it with the anti-cheesemonger racism man

>>20266704
What? They don't want parmesan cheese? They could spice their mac and cheese up or something.

>>20267396
They typically don't take anything "good".

>>20267396
Never underestimate how adverse actual poor people, not someone who's just broke or was unlucky, actual generationally poor people are to anything unfamiliar. Something piquant as real parmesean would be disgusting to most of them lol

I know how it sounds saying this but it's not coming from hatred or haughtiness, it's just knowing who you're dealing with

>>20265976
It keeps for a long time and you can put that shit on everything. Honestly having a hard time thinking of anything savory and dinnery that wouldn't survive the addition of parm. Basically any kind of pasta, soup, or stew can take it. You could probably use some in a steak marinade without problems. Even Asian or Indian type dishes, although it's by no means conventional, would mostly be alright with some parm in there.

>>20267583
>Honestly having a hard time thinking of anything savory and dinnery that wouldn't survive the addition of parm.
Fish.

>>20265976
>126$
With an intellect like this, I suggest that you prepare for a lifetime of bad decisions and being taken advantage of.

>>20267758
Parm-crusted white fish is breddy gud.

I pay $20.99/lb for my parmigiano...

>>20267758
Not even true. Simplest case is any kind of bread and fry operation, just mix the parm straight in there.

>>20265976
how does one get tricked into buying 4.3kg of parmesan?

Parmesan lasts forever, that cheese will be fine for at least 6 months by which time you will have used it up

>>20267758
>Italians NEVER mix fish with cheese
If the Italians wanted to dictate how I live my life, then maybe they should have tried harder during WWII.

>>20265976
>9lbs of spaghetti condiment
This guy's got deep pockets.

>>20266096
There are very honest people who do not think they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant.

>>20266058
The ol' "Speakers from the back of a van" but cheese.

>>20267311
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

>>20266096
lmao, is it even actual parmesan?

>>20265988
It does.

cmon tell us how this happened to you.
you dont need to freeze it just wrap it airtight and keep it in your fridge. Research pasta and italian cousine bcs youre going to eat it a lot might as well get good at it lmao

>>20265992
>>20266001
Who the hell is Alfredo?

>>20265976

>>20265976
Post rind or I don’t believe you.

>>20268967
You never studied Mongolian death cheeses? Far more efficient than any gun.

>>20270326
i worry too much about my teeth.

>>20265976
send one piece to me

>>20269015
i bet it is dick cheese

>>20265976
>I was tricked into buying 4.3kg (~9lbs) of parmesan cheese. I bought it for 126$

Enjoy one of the worst cheeses, retard.

Also just sell what you don't want.

>>20267583
>It keeps for a long time
not in my experience

>>20266096
someone hasnt been keeping up with their shakespearian poetry

Beware the cheese merchant's sly disguise,
His promises wrapped in a sweetened guise.
His prices climb beyond the azure sky,
Yet his wares oft leave tongues with a bitter sigh.

With every wedge, a tale he deftly spins,
Yet beneath the surface, deceit begins.
So guard your coin, be wary as you tread,
Lest his false words leave your pockets bled.

>>20273013
You're doing it wrong, retard. Parmesan is at it's best after 10-12 years.

>>20265976
be very generous with it when you make pasta and itll be gone in 4 months easily.

>>20265976
Suffer.

>>20273010
>Also just sell what you don't want
How often do you buy cheese on the street? I really want to know.
>"Gee, anon. This Alfredo is excellent."
>"Thanks, I got the cheese from a guy on Craigslist."

>>20265976
parmesan will last for literal YEARS in the fridge. I just finished off a wedge I bought 4 years ago. Never molded, flavor definitely declined a little after the second year but it was still OK.

>>20274098
>buying parm on craigslist
kek

You fools, if he sells the cheese another sucker is gonna make a thread just like this about how they got tricked into buying OP's cheese.