/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20258882
We do not
Also who makes the best scotch bonnet sauce?

Why do we need 17,000 dollars? Because every dollar can be used for something different.

(It's funny because a you can't buy anything with a dollar anymore.)

>>20258882
Freedom of speech you commie cuckropean. Gtfo out my board homoman.

>>20258902
It's funny because the last sauce I bought was on clearance for .99/bottle

>>20258882
>right wing grifter who made a fortune actively trying to make the world a shittier place
>fined 1.5 billion dollars for spreading lies
That meme has really taken on new meaning.

>>20258968

>>20258972
None of your memes have aged well. It just comes off as sad at this point. There's also no doubt in my mind that you were even alive when Beavis & Butthead was on TV, which makes this extra pathetic.

>>20258968
As opposed to groggy Joe who's currently in the process of flushing America or what's left of it down the toilet? Boy, you sure got me there pal.

>>20258882
The presence of 17,000 hot sauces can be attributed to the diverse nature of human taste preferences, cultural influences on cuisine, and the evolving trends in the food industry. People have varying thresholds for spiciness, and the multitude of hot sauces caters to this spectrum. Different cultures contribute unique recipes, resulting in a wide array of flavors. Additionally, the use of various ingredients, such as chili peppers, fruits, and spices, adds to the diversity.

The artisanal and craft movement has fueled the creation of small-batch, high-quality hot sauces with distinct characteristics. Culinary innovation plays a role, as chefs experiment with flavor combinations to offer novel taste experiences. Some individuals collect hot sauces as a hobby, appreciating limited editions and unique packaging. Market demand also fuels the production of diverse options to meet the preferences of an increasingly adventurous global palate.

In essence, the abundance of hot sauces represents a fusion of global culinary traditions, individual tastes, and the creativity of food producers. This variety allows consumers to explore and enjoy a wide range of flavors, contributing to the dynamic and ever-evolving landscape of the food industry.

>>20258992
i like your hat

>>20258992
The only shit Biden's been terrible on are all things the right should be in support of. What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>20259010
>tim pool posting on /ck/
Maybe it really is joever.

>>20258988
>>20259022

you spend your time talking about politics on a cooking thread.

That's more pathetic than anything.

>>20259022
Name on thing the senile bastard has done even a remotely decent job of? Just one thing that is objectively positive for the state of this country. I'll wait..

>>20259042
the chips act is next level
american tech dominance is more important than decreasing migration from x million to y million

>>20259042
You can very easily google "Biden accomplishments". He's probably done more good than any president in my lifetime (Reagan was president when I was born). If you want one example that should be entirely uncontroversial, he capped the price of insulin. I'd love to hear you argue against that one.

Now give me ONE (1) objectively positive thing Trump did. Something that wasn't just some uncontroversial thing Hillary or Obama or Biden also would have done. An actual policy agenda item that he passed that had positive results or the country. I've been waiting for years...

>>20259050
Defending slavery on a Azerbaijani sardine-snacking forum

>>20259022
>Send 400 billion to Ukraine

>The only shit Biden's been terrible on are all things the right should be in support of

>>20259050
>american tech dominance is more important than decreasing migration from x million to y million
American tech dominance is like American victories in MENA wars, lots of slogans and nothing of substance.

Seriously, when was the last time anyone has seen any high tech good produced (not branded) in the US?

>>20259078
You are one stupid little prick. Good lord, we are completely and utterly fucked with people like you being allowed to breath precious oxygen. We deserve every bad thing that's about to wash over us in the coming months and years.

>>20259137
all good software except curl

>>20259050
How about taking care of our people and stop giving fucking illegals billions of dollars for no good reason. Or maybe focus on investing in infrastructure or taking care of our veterans. You know basic things that most actual functioning governments should have some level of concern over. Why is that such a foreign concept to some people?

>>20259152
It's a good thing you can admit the US lacks the capacity to produce any high tech good... and while some US companies hold the IP for some software, most of it is produced out of the US.

>>20259156
>Why is that such a foreign concept to some people?
With the amount of math most people in the country know, it's no surprise the different of millions and billions is beyond their understanding.

>>20258890
Just make your own, man. They're very hard to fuck up. You can literally blend the peppers, salt, and enough vinegar, citrus, or even water to make it a sauce, and there's a good chance it will be good.

>>20259177
That's salsa, hot sauce is fermented

>>20259137
Did Boston Dynamics outsource its Terminators?

>>20259182
>Did Boston Dynamics outsource its Terminators?
The software? Yes, most of it is outsourced.

Remember, it only takes 5% of something to be made in the US for it to get an "MADE IN THE USA" label.

>>20258882

Some are more vinegary, others rely on spaces. If we had any fewer than 17k hot sauce choices, I wouldn't have anything left to live for

>>20259180
>That's sauce. Hot sauce is fermented.
There's a lot to unpack here, Timmy, so I'm going to do it without capitals or punctuation - in a manner that counterintuitively seems to be easier for your kind to read.
salsa means sauce hot sauce needs to be wet and spicy there are no other criteria lactic acid fermentation works wonders with jalapenos anchos and a bunch of c frutescens like tabasco or piri piri but habanero and scotch bonnet do not benefit nearly as much as they lose a lot of their fruitiness

>>20259184
What a terrible idea
>Let's hand the controls over to the help desk

>>20259204
What can we say? Americans are quite famous for decisions like outsourcing most ammo and weapon parts for some extra pennies.

>>20259207
I work in the gun industry and this is only true for budget brands with most of the parts still made in North America outside the US
The vast majority of American-made firearms contract with US aerospace industry fabricators
The only common ammunition components that American ammunition manufacturers rely on imports for are primers and primed cases, which are manufactured in Mexico

>>20259237
>I work in the gun industry and this is only true for budget brands with most of the parts still made in North America outside the US
I'm talking about weapons of wars, not toys for civilians.

>I work in the gun industry and this is only true for budget brands with most of the parts still made in North America outside the US
Assembled in the US? Sure.
Produced all (or almost all) in the US? No.
My brother literally works for a company that produces and exports gunpowder for the US MIC.

>>20259084
>400 billion to Ukraine
So we're just making up numbers now? Even if that were remotely true (it's more like 75 billion, or roughly 10% of the annual military budget), do you think that money would have been put into your tax returns, or...? I thought the current right is against foreign war shit. How much do you think would be spent if Russia was just allowed to annex it's neighbors and completely destabilize the region? Do you not understand that YOU would be seeing an actual effect on your wallet if Ukraine was just allowed to be bulldozed with how that would affect the global economy? That was a rhetorical question; of course you don't.
>>20259144
So...pharmaceutical companies being allowed to price gouge is perfectly fine, when a vial of insulin costs about the same as a glass of soda to produce, but they have a monopoly so can charge hundreds? I know you guys love big corporations making your lives terrible, but I thought the whole Covid thing at least turned you against the pharmaceutical companies.

And still no answer on a single thing Trump did that was objectively positive? I expect to live another half a century, but at this point I don't expect to ever get an answer to that question. Was it just "owning the libs"? I mean, that's really all it comes down to, right? We're on an anonymous image board; you can just say it. You don't really care about anything. You're just angry that life seems unfair and you don't know where to direct your anger. And because your entire thing is "personal responsibility" you have to find someone else - anyone - to blame.

It was two very simple things. Tell me why stopping giant pharmaceutical companies from price gouging isn't objectively good. And give me one comparable thing Trump did. But you can't.

/pol/ is pure cancer.
Be the chemo by reporting any and all political threads and posts as off topic.

>>20259242
Only a handful of non-small arms production is imported and even then it's usually from other NATO partners, because it's politically impossible to award contracts to non-US companies unless they are a sole supplier or they massively outbid an American company

>>20259270
>Only a handful of non-small arms production is imported
While things should be like this, this is just wishful thinking.

> then it's usually from other NATO partners, because it's politically impossible to award contracts to non-US companies unless they are a sole supplier or they massively outbid an American company
You wish, kek. Unfortunately it's not "NATO satellite states" but literally PRC is most cases.

Do you know that just because things are supposed to be one way, they are not necessarily this way, right?

>>20259270
Unfortunately, while it'd be nice that US weapons and ammo are mostly produced domestically, or at worse outsourced to NATO partners. This is not how things are.

The US military industry today is pretty much build over getting parts and components from PRC with a lots of proxies.

>>20259251
Who gives a flying fuck about insulin prices when our southern border is wide open and there are literal gangs seamlessly making their way right up the gauntlet and all sorts of shit that's unaccounted for that is bound to infiltrate our cities in the coming years. The amount of chaos and anarchy that is bound to be unleashed is unfathomable and you're worried about shit that has no relevance whatsoever to the average American citizen.

Fuck Ukraine, fuck illegal immigrants and go shove the jew vax up your fat ass you spineless prick.

>>20259293
>Who gives a flying fuck about insulin prices when
And people like this like to call others bug people...

People dying because the regime decided the profit of some corporation is #1 priority is bad.

>>20258907
wow you're retarded

>>20259298
Retarded like a fox baby

>>20259297
Just stfu and take the L my dude. Neither sleepy joey or the fat orange man are gonna change the trajectory of things anytime soon so long as the banking/military cabal is calling the shots. Both political candidates are quite literally two sides of the same coin.

>>20259317
Sure, but what the leaders of the US have to do with the fact that most Americans (at least those I know) are bug people without empathy?

>>20259293
>da border!
>shit that's unaccounted for that is BOUND to infiltrate our cities!
>chaos and anarchy that is BOUND to be unleashed is unfathomable!
>and you're worried about shit that has no relevance whatsoever to the average American citizen
You're completely fearmongering and speculating about "chaos and anarchy" (based if true). Meanwhile something like 35 million Americans have diabetes. That's like 1 in 10. The average American knows at least 10 people they care about. I know you're extraordinary in this regard and the number is probably much lower, but that's absolutely an everyday, average American good. And the only people who lose out are the shareholders of major pharmaceutical companies. Why do you people love sucking corporate dick so much? I really don't get it.

>>20258988
>you weren't even alive
no, you just can't heckin be youngerino!
you have to be old and closer to death like me!
I was never young!

>>20258882
Most of the super hot hot sauces are made in small batches for collectors to prove how hot they can take as their stomach lining dissolves.

The rest are actually used as marinades and sauces and foods.

This took a left turn from hot sauce

How do I vote for a party that will go door to door and execute all of the illegals and their white slaveowners

>>20259365
I'm pretty sure the radical progressive wing of the Democrat party has some guys who want to remove everything who migrated to the US.

>>20258968
>I'm retarded.
We know, you can stop saying it.

>>20259022

>>20258882
They are cheap to make and sauce heads will pay 700% markup on what they cost to produce

>>20259361
I've never understood collectors item hot sauces... I bought one of the cheaper ones to taste it and make a wing sauce out of it just to post back to the manufacturer's social media and encourage others to do the same (also to have some hot wings. It was actually pretty decent - didn't need nearly as much doctoring as I thought it was going to).

>>20259389
>I've never understood collectors item hot sauces...
It's not hard:
>1. Buy a bottle of sauce
>2. Use it a few times
>3. It gets boring and you forget about it
>4. Some time passes and go back to 1

This is how most things work in certain societies.

>>20259393
That's just hot sauce in general. These are more like "Look at this fancy shit! LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH OR TASTE! It can only go up in value AS LONG AS YOU NEVER KNOW IF IT'S ACTUAL HOT SAUCE IN THIS BOTTLE OR DARK RED GOO OF DUBIOUS ORIGIN! Signed, sealed and numbered for $30, but it will go for $3000 or more when supplies run out!"

>>20259408
Are you feel alright? What kind of schizo post is this?

>>20259348
Yes, the border. It's pretty important damn important amigo because we're literally draining our coffers or what's left of them to fund those have no loyalty or affiliation with our country whatsoever. If that doesn't concern you in the slightest then this conversation is completely irrelevant. We are at the late stages of the Roman Empire but in this case the gates have already been swung open with hardly a shot fired or a sword raised. I suggest you get right with the big man upstairs and get close to your family and friends as we're going to need all the help and support we can get before shit really hits the fan.

>>20259413
>we're literally draining our coffers or what's left of them to fund those have no loyalty or affiliation with our country whatsoever
You're saying crap. First each migrant costs close to nothing to the US government, unlike boomers and others with large benefits; second I'd say the average illegal is more loyal to the US than the average American, as they usually did not have developed the "team red vs team blue" mindset yet.

Last time I checked I had 20,000 different hot sauces in my personal collection.

>>20259267
>that pic
God I am so sick of retards pretending that the Internet in the 2000s was some fucking nerdy niche thing that only outcasts used. Every first grader was being taught how to use AOL in the school computer lab by 1999. Myspace was big in 2006, the iPhone and social media didn't kill the Internet what killed the Internet was the consolidation of Internet which was a result of convenience. The degradation of discussion on the Internet is a result of the culture war and the terminally online constant investment in it and what truly kicked that off was Gamergate.

>>20259422
>what truly kicked that off was Gamergate
Nah, Gamergate does not precurse Tumblr-in-action type stuff. The culture war was propagated by media companies as soon as occupy wall street started

>>20259422
>The degradation of discussion on the Internet is a result of the culture war and the terminally online constant investment in it and what truly kicked that off was Gamergate.
Culture war as a thing in MSM media for almost a decade before Gamergate, and in Academia for many decades before.

>>20259393
A lot of "collectors" will buy ones and never open them. If you have a "collection" of years old dried out hot sauce you don't even use you're just a hoarder and need to take out your trash. If you have sense it goes
>buy a bottle of hot sauce
>if its good use it until its empty
>if its bad throw it away
No reasonable person needs more than, maybe, at most, 3-5 total bottles of hot sauce to cover every possible use case.

>>20259418
The average ILLEGAL is more loyal to whoever is paying them to come into this country. These people are literally taking benefits from regular American citizens who have been here for generations and in many cases have fought and died in wars as part of their loyalty. If I didn't know any better I'd say I'm arguing with a machine or at this point because everything that's come out of you is nothing but lies and falsehoods. You are an absolute fucking muppet.

>>20259454
Don't take me wrong, but I just don't believe "collectors" like this do exist, outside a few mentally ill hoarders.

>>20259438
>>20259436
You can point to a lot of different things/events for when or where the culture war started but specifically in relation to online discussion I think Gamergate marks the perfect flash point. Yeah obviously it didn't exist in a vacuum but I think it perfectly encapsulated the kind of poison we would see in 2016 election cycle that continues to infect every corner of the Internet.

>>20259460
I got it, you want to pretend the average American has any loyalty to the country, instead of a "fuck you all, I got mine" and "not in backyard" mindset.

The closest you can find to loyalty to the country is a vague and visceral loyalty to some party or ideology. That's it.

>>20259467
>You can point to a lot of different things/events for when or where the culture war started but specifically in relation to online discussion I think Gamergate marks the perfect flash point.
Not at all, people trying to force PC standards on others in the internet are far older than GG.

It's like saying 6th of January started the political division in America.

>>20259467
Meh.
The origin for Gamergate was in the right ethical place but the whole thing turned into a retarded shit show on both sides to the point where people like you are still seething about it, arguably you could be considered rendered into the same machine you're rallying against for doing so.
A sad tale really

>>20259411
Ok... let me break this down for you.
There are hot sauces that are marketed as collectors items. They are usually made in batches of 100-1000 fancy looking bottles (666 being a common choice), often numbered and sometimes even signed, and sold for some price that hot sauce should never cost. The idea being that down the line - if this bottle is kept in mint condition - that it will be worth more than it was purchased for.
That people do this with wine and comic books is a similar kind of predation, but there are large groups of people who would show up at an auction for a reserve of Chateau de Saloperie 1945 Syrah, or an alternate cover X-Men #1. The kind of person who would place a $150 bid on a corked bottle full of limited run hot sauce are just living up to a negative stereotype of themselves.

>>20259501
What have I just read? Thank God I live in Europe.

>>20259470
>we should turn the country to complete shit because it's already kinda shit!
What is up with this mindset?

>>20259504
It's indeed a very strange mindset, but it seems to be that of the average American.

>>20259508
Fuck pharma corps and fuck illegal immigrants.
And most of all fuck your "no true patriot" fallacy

>>20258882
Hot sauce, sourdough and brewing your own alcohol are the trinity of /ck/ autism

>>20259470
Imagine getting BTFO'd so hard that your lies become utterly untenable.
Oh wait, that's just leftism.

>>20259511
>And most of all fuck your "no true patriot" fallacy
Think like this, if you can find a American that can put the US over red team or blue team, he's a patriot, someone that will support any of the guys that wins the election game.

What you call "patriot" is just a partisan, and unfortunately, this is as close as Americans get from being patriots.

>>20259521
There's a league of difference between an overtly partisan American blinded by bias and an entitled second generation Mexican burning american flags for sport

>>20259526
Sure, and I'm saying the latter is more loyal to the USA as a nation, than the former who is only loyal to himself or the party he supports.

At least illegal migrants can see the US as something whole, instead of a team fight.

>>20259526
Your average illegal Juan will keep doing his job quietly, no matter if Orange man or Pedojoe wins the election, they are living in the US and that's enough. Meanwhile your average American will show every single disloyal behavior if the team with the wrong color is in power.

It's pretty clear who is loyal to the country as a whole, and who lacks any loyalty to tne nation and is here just because he was born here.

>>20259533
>something whole
Nah. The retards who think owning the libs/repubs will save the country are 100x more patriotic than somebody who openly expresses hate for the country that brings them shelter and nourishment. If illegal immigrants had an ounce of respect for the country they would be migrating legally

>>20259454
I've got tabasco for Caesars and basic nonsense, some Grace's scotch bonnet as my go-to, a thing of more Thai-ish kee-noo ginger lime and garlic, some reaper sauce my dad made, one he bought me to compare it to, and a small bottle that a band threw into the box when I ordered a shirt and CD from them.

When should I commit sudoku?

>>20259541
This one is just pure delusion. Not dignifying this with a response, considering some of us actually have jobs and know youre full of shit.

>>20259545
>literal partisans are x100 more loyal... because... how dare you not just pretend Americans are better...
Sorry anon, but it has reached the point where the average migrant is more loyal than the average native.

>>20259503
I've been skimming the political posts in the thread. Charging the mentally enfeebled 800% for hot sauce seems on par.

>>20259554
And what causes you to entertain such a preposterous notion?

>>20259550
>If I just refuse to answer, then whatever cope I'm trying to push will become right, hehe
Take military service as an example, the US military cannot fill 75% of it's recruitment needs last year, because Americans lacks the notion of loyalty to enlist and serve. Some even go as far as saying refusing to defend the country is "actually true patriotism".

Meanwhile migrants (2nd gen) are over-represented in the military, they know about duty.

>>20259563
The migrants in the military aren't doing it out of sense of duty to their country, anon.

>>20259558
Most Americans lack a drop of loyalty to the nation, they often have an idealized of how the US is supposed to be, and are loyal to this idea.

How many Americans are capable of supporting the US even when the wrong color is in power?

>>20259563
Get off the internet, recruiter cuck.

>>20259569
>How many Americans are capable of supporting the US even when the wrong color is in power?
I would argue about 80% of them

>>20259568
>Americans are not loyal enough to serve, but migrants living here... so... just pretend they are not loyal... because...
Yeah, refusing to serve is loyalty, serving is not... war is peace right?

>>20259570
Now this what I call loyalty, do you even realize you live in a country?

>>20259575
Some people would argue over 100% to win an internet debate, the real question is... why do you need to lie to be "right"?

>>20259558
Loyalty to the government of a nation is not loyalty to the people or the land. Hyperpartisan politics are likely to divide the native populace, whereas an immigrant who manages to land in a decent place, make a safe life for themselves and their family, and integrate to some extent is more likely to be "Happy to be here."

Also, this is a hot sauce thread... not that this shit is any dumber, but it is off topic.

>>20259576
>if I just make up green text delusions about my opponent, I win!
Go ask a second gen migrant why they joined the military

>>20259579
You're whole argument has been based off of emotion. Immigrants are more loyal because you're angry at partisans.
You've done nothing but lie this entire time

>>20259582
>Go ask them... this will show whatever I'm trying to push is real.
I know many of them, the best Goddamned soldiers in the military, they obey orders, do their job and are willing to fight. Instead of trying to push their team ideology and demand privileges for being of the right team.

>>20259588
>I know many of them
Anecdotal evidence doesn't apply in science and sociology

>>20259587
>If I call it emotion, then all the crap i said is now right, and everything you said is wrong... see... I win.
Great argument, now can you talk about sauce instead of your copes?

>>20259592
Burden of proof on patriotic immigrants is on you.
You posited your fantasy, now make it reality

>>20259591
>If we close our eyes shut, and ignore reality, then I can not be wrong.
I don't know what is worse, the copes or that you keep spamming this in a sauce thread.

>>20259598
Close our eyes to what? Some shit you just made up?

>>20259596
>You must be wrong, unless you can convince me... hehe.
You're trying too hard.

>>20259603
You're trying to hard. Trying to say aliens are more patriotic than Americans.
What is your ulterior motive?

>>20259601
>>20259596
>>20259591
>>20259587
>>20259608
It has been quite some time since I saw someone this desperate to cope, quite a show.

How about we talk about sauce instead of this cope show?

>>20259608
Dude, people with this "the way the country is is wrong and I must remake it to my liberal/conservative/libertarian/socialist... image" is the least loyal people to ever exist. Migrants that just do their jobs quietly are far better than this.

>>20259610
So no ulterior motive?

>>20259613
>migrants that just do their job quietly
Unfortunately that only applies to first gen migrants, and only about half of those.
I work with migrants in my job field. You aren't fooling anyone. I know exactly how loyal they are and the only one I would be willing to call a patriot came here legally from Africa

>>20259620
One time you say what others say must be ignored because it's anecdot, then you start to say some "my father work's at Nintendo" tier story... is whatever your're trying to push worth this much lies and dishonesty?

Let's try to count to 10, and see if you can calm down and we all go back talking about sauces.

>>20259625
>You can't just use the same fallacy as me!!
Turnabout is ALWAYS fair play.
I notice your argument immediately dissolved again

>>20259627
>it's fairplay, I called you a liar, now I can lie... this is always fair
This is literally a sauce thread, calm down.

>>20259636
I never called you a liar. You sire can dish it out but you definitely can't take it lol.
>he's winning the argument can we please stop arguing

When my grandfather worked at Konami, they used to serve 6 different hot sauces in the cafeteria. The only problem was that they all shared one nozzle and in order to even get the machine to acknowledge that you wanted to use it, you had to hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start. Then it would beep at you and then you could select which sauce you wanted to put on your food.
He said they tried marketing it in Japan, but nobody bought them.

>>20259653
I want to bear your grandfather's children... which is to say that I wish to release hungry grizzlies in the general vicinity of one of your parents and their siblings.

>>20258882
>Why do we need 17,000 hot sauces?
We need more than that if you ask me

>>20259610
Of course now that you're getting your ass whooped you suddenly want to talk about the topic at hand like a little bitch. Color me surprised.

>>20259672
>if you want to talk about sauces... it means I won.
Dude, you have autism, and not the fun kind.

>>20259679
That's weird how only after 20 posts of retarded delusional psyop-tier shitposting did you feel compelled to get back on topic.
Still no ulterior motive?

>>20259679
>Dude, you have autism, and not the fun kind.
Artism isn't fun. Most of those people are schizo as fuck and live miserable lives. Even in the military musicians are kept separate from everyone else because of the potential danger they pose to their own teammates.

>>20259691
That's funny you say that, I am the retard arguing with him and I am a musician

>>20259691
>Even in the military musicians are kept separate from everyone else because of the potential danger they pose to their own teammates.
Anon, you made my night, thank you.

*enters thread*
*cringes HARD*
lmao u autismos need a fuqin life

>>20258972
love these memes

>>20259712
I take Fridays off from cooking. I brought my family chik-fil-a and I have my six pack of beer and I am ready to argue about meaningless insipid shit on behalf of my retarded and obese countrymen; nonetheless, countrymen they are.

>>20259740
>chik-fil-a
sit down and shut the fuck up bigot

>>20259752
n-no...

>>20259546
That's only 6 and 3 of them are ones you didn't even buy and just happened to get. You're in the clear

>>20258968
Name one thing he was wrong about.

>>20259679
It takes one to know one eh? Yeah, you should've walked away while you had a few poor dudes confused about your real affiliation. Now we know you're just a pathetic zogbot shill who's going to have the music one day like the rest of new Babylon. Don't come crying to us real Americans when Biden's funny money stops rolling off the presses one day and your suddenly left looking for scraps.

>>20260321
>Don't come crying to us real Americans when Biden's funny money stops rolling off the presses one day and your suddenly left looking for scraps.
Ah, American loyalty and patriotism, truly a sight.

>>20260325
Yeah sucking off groggy Joe's wrinkly old balls apparently makes you a real patriot in this day in age while jerking off your same sex partner on the side as well. Talk about living the life of RIley, eh?

>>20258882
In countries where adults know how to do basic things, like make a dipping sauce, nobody buys hot sauce from the stores.
In countries where people don't know how to make or do anything themselves, if you do know how to do one thing (like make a hot sauce) you gotta monetise that shit immediately, because you are surrounded by hopeless consoomers who need to buy everything pre-made for them.

>>20260331
>Im a true patriot, I shitty talk the president and say treats to fellow Americans.
This is why random illegals are better patriots...

>>20260333
> I shitty talk the president and say treats to fellow Americans.

Care to run that by me again, Esteban? You might want to switch up your translation software the next go around for us actual English speaking posters.

>>20260344
>Reddit space
>Your English is bad, reeeeeeee
As I said, random illegals are more loyal to the US than the average American, and you are the example we need.

>>20260348
Your English is legit terrible and you should work on it more.

>>20260348
So you aren't native to the USA then, gotcha. If you're going to pretend to be an actual American who cares about this country at least try to speak proper English. And yes in a sense you're partly right as illegal immigrants are loyal to the US government due to free handouts given by the billions. However such a criminal institution is not representative of the American people and hasn't been for many decades. Somehow you fail miserably to make that distinction.

>>20260370
>>20260375
You are trying too hard.

>>20260381
I'm not even the dude shitting on you, lmao. I'm just saying your sentences are incomprehensible, bro.

>>20260381
I accept your concession. Good day, xir.

>>20260386
Broken English is very American, tho.

>>20259358
If you're posting memes from shit that came out before you were even born that's pretty fucking cringe. It's not a matter of being young or old. You're just disingenuous, and have no personality.

>>20259413
>>20259460
>pretty important damn important amigo because we're literally draining our coffers or what's left of them to fund those have no loyalty or affiliation with our country whatsoever
>the average ILLEGAL is more loyal to whoever is paying them to come into this country
If I'm being completely honest, I know exactly where you get these batshit crazy ideas from, but I don't understand them in the least. It's all so completely disconnected from reality. What is this "loyalty" you're talking about? Loyalty to who or what? And who the fuck do you imagine is paying immigrants? You know the vast majority of illegal immigrants come here by plane, right?
>these people are literally taking benefits from regular American citizens
Illegal immigrants are literally a net positive for the US by every possible metric. The research on this is overwhelming. They pay taxes and don't receive ANY benefits. They do necessary jobs that nobody else wants to do. Farms were literally going bankrupt during the Trump years because they couldn't get the migrant labor they depended on (and literally none of them benefited from Trump eliminating the estate tax, which was obviously just a way to benefit himself and his family, but he claimed was a farm thing).
>fought and died in wars as part of their loyalty
Nobody who's been drafted will be alive in 20 years. Once we reach that point I'm going to say FUCK VETERANS. You chose this job because you had no other skills and wanted to milk the government for the rest of your life. Trying to act like you're some big hero because you wanted free shit from the government is not patriotic. You're a leech on society.

>>20258988
>>20258968
Go back to your loli horse porn, Vaush.

>>20259521
>if you can find a American that can put the US over red team or blue team, he's a patriot, someone that will support any of the guys that wins the election game
Anon... One "team" is actively trying to dismantle democracy and undo the constitution. The other "team" is being completely retarded in how they actually respect the idea behind the US, and accepts when they lose an election - however much the other side just blatantly doesn't care about following precedent.

If you don't recognize that we have a de facto two party system where you can only choose between just right of center (libs) or far right extremism, you're fucking retarded. Yeah, they're both bad. But one kind of tries to make things better while the other one just wants to burn everything down. Talking about "put the US over red team or blue team" when one of them is literally trying to dismantle democracy and will take power by force is so fucking braindead I don't even know how you can say this kind of bullshit and then go to sleep at night.

>>20259545
>retards who think owning the repubs
Nobody has ever said this, ever. You sound so fucking retarded when you do the Trump thing of just calling the people you don't like the things that you are. Trump didn't even have a policy agenda in 2020. It was literally just, "vote for me and we'll own the libs". That's it. That's all the right cares about at this point. Shut the fuck up about "both sides" being the same.

>>20260578
Having lived in a blue state for decades, yeah no your side doesn't respect "democracy" at all, and many make openly shitting on the Bill of Rights a part of their campaign. The only people who will buy your lies are those already in the cult or the ones who haven't experienced your cult in power. Chug bleach.

>>20259563
>>20259576
Anon... America hasn't been in a war in nearly a century. EVERYBODY who joins the military does so because it's just a job with good benefits and no barrier of entry. If being a "veteran" makes you a patriot then so does being a welfare queen; there's not much of a difference.

>>20260610
>just a job which promises good benefits but often fails to deliver
fixed that for you
>and no barrier of entry
If you're fat like 90% of this board or can't pass a drug test, you're not even getting into boot camp, and if you're not disciplined or determined you're not getting through it.

>>20259613
>I must remake it to my liberal/conservative/libertarian/socialist... image
>Migrants that just do their jobs quietly are far better
You're just a capitalist. That's typically more of a republican position, but since you're defending immigrants I guess you're more of a liberal. It doesn't really matter. Libertarians aren't a real thing, and there's like 3 actual elected socialists in the federal government, and they have no power.

>>20259620
>only one I would be willing to call a patriot
You still haven't been able to say what this means. You just mean they voted for republicans, right? When you're unable to name a single policy issue and use vague words like "patriot" it usually just meant there's nothing going on upstairs other than "me good, you bad."

>>20260626
Largely because most "socialists" will abandon their principles the second they get even a whiff of money or power.

>>20259965
Fuck off. You reddit election tourists have been doing this for almost a decade, and it got real old after a few weeks. No, I'm not going to waste my time explaining things just because you're pretending to be a retard.

>>20260332
You can speak English and have a stable internet access. You buy pre-made shit just as much as everyone here.

>>20258968
Honestly, that ruling makes me think he may have had a point about Sandy Hook, plenty of grieving parents are wronged or exploited by corporations and never receive any kind of ruling in their favor, let alone one so massive.

>>20260577
Fug... I guess it's time to update my internet security. How'd you connect me to Vaush? It's not like I parrot the guy; he gets his best ideas from me.

>>20260667
Maybe don't open your loli folders while streaming, you may be a degenerate lying hypocrite but you don't have to be an absolute tard as well.

>>20260592
>chug bleach
Oh shit. For a second there I thought you were retarded. But I guess you just typed "blue" instead of "red". The "chug bleach" line really cleared it up, though. You're obviously a leftist.

>>20260642
Name one example.

>>20260674
The entire state government of CA, and the local governments in every major city/urban area in the state.

>>20260670
>whining about loli on the 4chan /ck/ommunist board
Seriously. Just go back.

>>20260676
California is one of the top 5 largest economies on the planet. It also has one of the greatest wealth disparities of any sate in the country. Where exactly does this "socialism" fit into the equation?

>>20260678
>le 4chan used to be leftist meme
You wouldn't last five seconds on old 4chan, fuck off. No true oldfags are falling for your psyop, go back to your R*ddit circlejerk or your loli cuckold themed Discord and tell them you failed, then kill yourself

>>20260687
Nobody who's been here more than a few months talks about "oldfags". This has been true since the beginning of time. You're a child.

>>20258882
SAGE

>SAGE

>>20258968
You are not welcome in this place

>>20258882
to make our buttholes bleed

Back to your containment board(s)...
Take some of this with you. It's garlicky enough to add flavour if you only want to add a drop or two. The subtleties of the reaper flavour only really come through with a good dose of the stuff, and I don't recommend that on your first go. It's a lot more potent than the label lets on.

>>20260578
>Actually team red...
Thanks for the example, dude.

>>20260610
>Not only I refuse to serve, as I invent crap to shit on those who serve
Let me guess, you are obese.

>>20260626
I literally said that putting the country above team red and team blue is the bare minimum one needs to be called a patriot, then comes a idiot like you claiming I must be from team red for this.

See what I am talking about migrants beyond more loyal?

>>20260578
>But my team is literally angels and the other team is devils... and... if you does not support my team, then you are evil
I could not have said this better, thank you.

>>20259293
>Who gives a flying fuck about insulin prices when our southern border is wide open

>>20259413
>muh Roman Empire
>muh SHTF

>>20260610
>America hasn't been in a war in nearly a century
What the fuck am I reading ? Are amerimutts not required to learn history at school ?

>>20258882
Why do we need 17,000 alcoholic beverages.

>>20261583
In previous decades yes, but honestly I'm not convinced mid Gen Z and younger were required to learn anything in school. Most are functionally illiterate.

>>20261589
I need at least 17,000 drinks to deal with politi/ck/al opinions

>>20261583
Taking military action in other countries or inserting ourselves into other peoples' wars is not the same as America being at war, especially when we haven't had a draft in 50 years.
>>20261592
I was in high school in the late 90's/early 2000's, and to be honest, we never got past WWII in our history/social studies class. I wrote an article for the school paper about how bleak the future looked when our school didn't even qualify for No Child Left Behind that won a state-level prize for best editorial. If I didn't have a computer at home with Mavis Beacon I wouldn't have even learned how to type. Our public school system sucks. We do have some of the best colleges and universities on the planet, though.

>>20261583
The last time the US declared war was against North Korea.
This doesn't make that other Anon technically correct, though, since the US never ended the war against North Korea. We are still at war, the US has been at war this entire time and still is

>>20261755
looks like the US involvement in Korea didn't include a formal congressional declaration of war... they just showed up, like they did in Vietnam and the Middle East.
Either way, there were definitely "in" the Korean war, with a vested interest in protected South Korea, like they had a vested interest in protecting South Vietnam, and anybody who wasn't screaming "DEATH TO AMERICA!" in Iraq and Afghanistan, or whoever was quieter about it between Iran and Iraq in the 80's.

I wonder how these countries feel about hot sauce... Maybe we could start up an international congress on hot wings.

>>20261699
>Actually... it's not wars... because...
Because the US lost all of these, I assume.

>>20258882
one for each taste bud

>>20261853
>>20261755
Do you know that one of the main reasons the US does not officially declares a war, is to make the eventual retreat easier? The decision was taken after half a dozen attempts to go away from Korea after it became clear it was impossible to take NK.

>>20261853
Not formal declaration of war by Congress but full funding, it is the last of our declared wars due to NATO involvement
The US didn't declare war, NATO did, and while there is an armistice, the war is technically ongoing with no peace treaty in sight

>>20261929
Do you know that this is a hot sauce thread on the cooking board? >>/pol/'s that way.

>>20261914
>Actually... it's not wars... because...
You sound really stupid when you do this in every one of your replies. It makes it sound like you just don't have any reading comprehension or argument. It's just, "hurr, if I just pretend you didn't make any argument I don't have to engage with it and I'm always right."

A war is between two nations, or a nation with itself in the case of a civil war. North Vietnam and North Korea were not at war with America. They were at war with South Vietnam and South Korea, respectively. That's why people said, "the war in Vietnam" not "the war with Vietnam". Likewise, we were never at war with Iraq or Afghanistan. "The war on terror" was a just rhetorical justification for an invasion, not an actual declaration of war.

>>20261950
It's like that one uncle that never shuts the fuck up about politics. Kids birthday? Politics. Easter egg hunt? Politics. Christmas dinner? Politics. Grandpa's funeral? Politics.
Everyone is so sick of this cunt, but he has no self-awareness and his ego blocks out all the signals that people don't want to hear what he is saying. He simply forces himself on situations where he cannot be avoided.
Noone ever invites him to anything fun. But sometimes he invites himself, if he finds out people are gathering. Because this is the perfect occasion to ruin their fun, and suck all the joy from the room. With politics.

>>20261982
If you show up to a kid's birthday party or an Easter egg hunt wearing a maga hat you deserve to be shit on. That's essentially what OP did.

>>20261990
OP effectively took a shit all over the american flag.

>>20261950
I really don't get it, people keep talking about politics for a hundred posts, but the moment someone says something you don't like suddenly you remember it's a sauce thread.

How about you try talking about sauce?

>>20261977
Now this is a cope.

>>20261990
>maga hat
You are the uncle that won't stfu about politics.
This is a food and cooking board.
You have no self-awareness and your ego precludes you from reading the room.
This is why you don't get invited to parties.

>>20262005
Have you ever tried talking about anything marginally related to the US? Either you must play pretend and agree with all the "USA USA USA" mutts, or they keep spamming politics. It's ogre.

>>20261583
He's right. We have been in no wars but countless special military operations.

>>20262028
We also never "lost" of them, only "retreated because we wanted".

>>20262005
I don't really care if things turn to politics as long as it's still food related (which it isn't in this case). I do care about scrolling through the catalog and having to look at /pol/ shit. That's the problem. If you make a thread about cast iron pans and use an MLP picture in the OP that shit's getting deleted immediately. The same should be done for other containment boards.

>>20260545
>wanted to milk the government for the rest of your life
Umm, this is actually pretty based though. Fuck the government.

>>20262032
Do you really not understand that everyone you're arguing with is against the American military industrial complex? Nobody's pride is being hurt when you say America lost this or that war, because we're saying they weren't wars, and we probably shouldn't have even been there in the first place, and after Vietnam I personally have no sympathy for anyone who signed up to fight in those operations.

>>20262013
>american mutts
>ogres
See I dont divide people into teams with labels and stereotypes, because my agenda here is food and cooking, not divide & conquer. This is usually a chill board, until the politics spastics show up.
They cant help themselves.
Its like tourettes syndrome.

>>20262048
>Do you really not understand that everyone you're arguing with is against the American military industrial complex?
You seem to be having some issues with recognizing different posters, this is pretty common for people new to 4chan. Don't worry, with time you'll be able to see the difference.

>>20262049
>See I dont divide people into teams with labels and stereotypes
Dude, "It's ogre" it's a quite old expression, that comes from Shrek... also, why have you posted this virtue signaling piece of shit?

>>20262056
I realized after posting that the other anon who started talking about American losing out of nowhere wasn't saying "we".

>>20262063
If I'm not wrong, you replied to half a dozen anons as if they were one.

>>20262070
Now I think you're assuming multiple posters were all me.

>>20262062
I'm not virtue signalling. I'm calling you a vapid politics-spewing spastic who sucks all the joy out of life, for his own egoic satisfaction. You are a black hole of creativity, and your ultimate fate is to collapse into infinite nothingness.
My favourite hot sauce lately is Valentina Blacks

>>20262092
>I'm not virtue signalling. I'm calling you a vapid politics-spewing spastic who sucks all the joy out of life, for his own egoic satisfaction. You are a black hole of creativity, and your ultimate fate is to collapse into infinite nothingness.
First it's virtue signaling, now it's offenses... amazing.

All of this could be avoided if you would just pour some of this into your eyes.

>>20258882
What we need is a cold sauce with mint leaves and added menthol.

>>20261583
last real war ended in 1945 and we only dipped into that one at the end to make sure the goyim knew their place, so i think anon's claim is accurate

>>20262149
It's called chutney and there's tons of it

>>20262237
Raita, maite. It's good for what ails ya, if what ails ya is spicy Indian food.

>>20261544
>>20261556

>>20261950
Did you know that we our supposed president is a walking, talking potato that can barely string more than two sentences together and is at the behest of the CCP? America is quite literally a Chinese colony at this point and no amount of petty deflection will change that fact.

>>20262777
It's so close to being the hot sauce guy...

>>20262809
Did you know that you're still on the cooking board? Your president being a potato, our prime-minister being an overcooked egg noodle, or Russia's president being cheese curds and gravy atop a clump of fries doesn't change the fact that this highjacking's a bit much.
What's your favourite hot sauce? Up until a few weeks ago, I'd have gone with this stuff, but... holy fuck, how far back is it?... >>20261082
this stuff's growing on me.

>>20259740
Do your coworkers know you eat Chick-fil-A?

>>20262839
Indeed anon, this is the cooking board and I shall leave it at that. I'm glad we can at least agree how detestable most leaders happen to be. For me, it's simply Tabasco sauce as I find it pairs well with a nice cut of seared steak or salmon.

>>20262895

Sometimes I specifically order the Queer Hatin' Cordon Bleu to flex on my coworkers

>>20262895
Something similar happened to me when I went back to public school in 7th grade after spending 3 years in a small private school. On the first day of class the teacher asked to go around the room and say our name and our favorite musical artist. This was 1997, and my favorite musical artist at the time was Sublime. But a bunch of Filipinos were sitting in front of me and they were all saying Usher. I didn't even know who usher was, but I didn't want to stick out, so I said Usher too. I didn't know anyone in that class, and it never came up again, but I've never forgotten that incident. I'm still embarrassed that I told a room full of 20 people that I love Usher.

>In countries where adults know how to do basic things, like make a dipping sauce, nobody buys hot sauce from the stores.
In countries where people don't know how to make or do anything themselves, if you do know how to do one thing (like make a hot sauce) you gotta monetise that shit immediately

>>20263076
This was actually the better outcome. Saying the same thing as everybody else is safe and completely forgotten by everyone, if you said "Sublime" and got interrogated by everybody about "who the fuck is that" and the teachers implied you were on drugs or whatever because of your weirdo edgy proto-incel music taste, you would be a lot more miserable about this encounter.

>>20264471
>your weirdo edgy proto-incel music taste
Anon...this wasn't a matter of hiding your power level because you're into niche stuff. I was literally in a new school and everyone was talking about stuff I'd never heard of, so I just thought the stuff me and all my friends were into maybe wasn't as popular as I thought. But it was fucking Sublime. They were one of the most popular bands of the 90's where I grew up.

>>20264479
Still, just from an autism point of view, autopilot saying the same thing as somebody else is way, way safer than giving your honest answer. Only thing that's cringe is that you were in 7th grade with filipinos in 1997

How do you make hotsauce taste good while still making it hot?

>>20262777
>hehe I posted an ugly drawing, that validates all my faggot ramblings about the fall of the roman empire, shtf larping and delusions about how the southern border is the absolute number one priority
Kill yourself. Statistically you will. Only question is whether it'll be opioid overdose or gun to the head.

>>20259009
Beep-boop in hell, robo-man.

>>20264495
Make a good-tasting sauce first and then increase the heat to the desired spiciness at the final stage of cooking.

>>20264886
I'm a need a joint for this one.
>The heat from the peppers cooks the sauce.

>>20264495
Choose a decent pepper. Habaneros and Scotch bonnets are very flavourful while still being hot - you can get away with salt and a little acidity through vinegar, lime, or lacto-fermentation. Superhots (ghost pepper and beyond) usually need a little something, so decide what flavours you want, or what region of the world you're aiming for, and run with that. A little garlic, lime and salt works wonders with pretty much any MSHU pepper. Thai peppers (prik kee noo) have a decent kick, and also play nicely with lime and garlic (and ginger/galangal). You can mix and match peppers for different flavours - smoked, dried, fruitier, sweeter, "greener". If you find it needs a little rounding out, orange, mango, and carrot work well. If you want a smoother sauce that you don't need to shake constantly, a little cornstarch or xanthan gum goes a long way.