/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I always thought Portillo's had really good hot dogs for a chain (I mean, everyone is buying half the ingredients from the exact same companies so it shouldn't be hard not to fuck up), but yours kind of looks like shit.

>>20258002
Gun and murder victim not pictured

>>20258002
da bears

>>20258002
You wish you could be a Wisconsin Bratwurst simmering in a pot of beer.

>>20258002
and by different you mean worse

please dunk the hot dog into the cheese. I'm begging you.

for me, it's Gene's and Jude's

Portillo's has been absolutely pathetic and bland junk for years now. I've given up on them entirely

>>20258002
i'm afraid to ask what the cup of yellow muck is

>>20258389
You should be more afraid of being called a retard for making such a retarded post.

>>20258013
You'd kill for one of those dogs, too.

>>20258002
Chicago dog good. Italian beefs are overrated soggy shit.

>>20258389
It's delicious yellow muck.
>>20258131
Muy pinche basado, but Johnnie's is just a little better.
>>20258137
Ugh, the retards are here.

As much as I love Chicago hotdogs, the Maxwell Street Polish is in a much higher class.
Also Strat's over Mickey's any day of the week and I'm ready to die on this hill.

>>20258066

What cheese?

I would have said anything at The Palace but alas now it's Jim's polish with stacks of carmelized onions.

>>20258002
better take it back they forgot the catsup

>>20258002
Sir, this is a Planned Parenthood facility.

>>20258002
>We do things a little differently in Chicago

I love in a state boarding ill-noise and periodically some Chitcage expat will flee to our lower taxes and try and open a hotdog joint. I always take off work for opening day so I can try and be the first customer through the door and give them a proper greeting. I always order a Chicago dog and usually it's the owner who hands it over to me. I lock eyes with them then make a point to look at their stupid little "no ketchup" sign as I produce an unopened glass bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup from my pocket. I drown that Chicago dog completely, using the entire ketchup bottle and then I consume it sideways with great gusto, eating from the middle towards the ends. Usually the place folds in a couple of weeks, but sometimes it sticks around and every time I've been back to one that survived, their little anti-ketchup sign is gone, their windbag shitty opinions buckbroken out of them by a deluge of ketchup loving customers.

>>20262118
Use a squeeze bottle next time.

>>20262118

>>20262118
Only tourists, burb transplants, and boomer paczki/marinara monkeys give a shit if you drown your dog in Ketchup. They're the same crowd that loves deep dish bullshit too.

>>20262118
Based. Fuck Chicago and their garbage hotdogs

>>20258002
If pic is related, then my guess is you mistake garbage for food.

>>20258002
>portillos

first time visiting?

>>20264380
You've never been or had one