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20260022 No.20260022 [Reply] [Original]

> Work at a movie theater
> Work concessions stand
> Shitty, overpriced candy of the lowest possible calibre
> All the cutest, hottest girls there get Sour Patch Kids for some reason.
Why is this, /ck/? Also: have any of you noticed it too?

>> No.20260035

>>20260022
I'm a hot dude and these are my favorite movie candies

>> No.20260048

>>20260035
Huh. Well why's that, then?
Are they healthier or something? Do they appeal to people trying to keep in shape, the way that M&Ms appeal to middle-aged moms?
They don't LOOK healthy, from the outset...

>> No.20260061
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20260061

Bizarrely, Sour Patch Kids are consistently rated as among the "coolest" brands by zoomer teenagers.
Absolutely no clue why those instead of any other candy, especially when their advertising has been awful as of late

>> No.20260069

>>20260035
bad news for you, but you're actually a hot girl in a hot guy's body... your pornouns are she and her

>> No.20260071

>>20260022
I’m a hot girl and I love these

>> No.20260072

>>20260048
I dunno, man, they use invert sugar, which is pretty uncommon for candy
I just like sour shit in general

>> No.20260077

>>20260069
Invert diggies and if that means I can nail lesbians now I'm all for it, my first love was a tomboy

>> No.20260090

>>20260071
I'm a nice guy and I love u <3

>> No.20260100
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20260100

>>20260061
Huh. Curious.
Maybe that just means I'm lusting after underage girls, then, and need to change my perspective on things.

>> No.20260197

>>20260069
>pornouns

>> No.20260276

>>20260022
I'm a butt-ugly permavirgin NEET and I love these

>> No.20260303

>>20260071
You're not a woman, shut your pie hole bitch boy.

>> No.20260313

>>20260061
KEK looks like both lists were sampled from 100% NPC's

>> No.20260314

>>20260022
I'm a runway model (male) and if you put an infinite amount of these infront of me I may accidentally kill myself from overconsumption.
Just got back from a 3 month contract in Korea and the first thing I did upon touchdown was open a packet of these in the airport news shop.
I don't even particularly enjoy sour tastes

>> No.20260317

>>20260314
Curious. Do you have friends in the industry who do this too?

>> No.20260326

>>20260317
We all enjoy candy though some more than others, only me and the girl that got me onto these things seem to actually go for the sour patch though, everyone else eats whatever within reason.

>> No.20260363

>>20260022
I always go to the dollar tree next to the theater so I'm not paying theater (((mark-up)))

>> No.20260434

sour patch is my favorite candy.

it’s my kids favorite too

>> No.20260475

>>20260061
Ah, so OP is a pedo.

>> No.20261024

>>20260022
I wish Canada had chocomint Cookie Dough Bites. I can only find the regular ones at 711 but i know its a theatre snack south of the border

>> No.20261367

>>20260022
when most candy is just sweet, and you spend most of your life consuming nothing but 60g of sugar per serving.... sour candy becomes a rare 'treat' due to its different flavor profile.

>> No.20261381

>>20260061
I've bought Sour Patch Kids since Blockbuster days, I don't know why it's making a comeback.

>> No.20261463

>>20260061
according to the age brackets this chart is nearly a decade old

>> No.20261474

>>20260363
Based

>> No.20261894

>>20260022
Because individuals with superior genetics have better palates. It has always been this way.