/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>being a gay little baby who is picky about food
Sad

>>20237879
Look at currywurst on this thread >>20237828, that's plain nasty looking.

>>20237894
>being a hog instead of having discernment
you're the one who's wrong, anon.
simple as.

>>20237879
i only refuse to eat desserts because i'm afraid of sugar

>>20238826
I refuse desserts because i'm allergic to tree nuts

>>20237879
It is rude to decline food unless it will literally kill you. I'm not rude.

>>20238826
I don't usually eat dessert either. I have a mean feed at dinner then continue pounding the liquor. I'll only have dessert if it's still on the table an hour later when I'm nice and ripped.

Whoever decided that mayonnaise and cold pasta go together should’ve just been humanely put to sleep by the vet.

Grapefruit because it fucks with my pleasedontdie pills
I will at least nibble at most other things offered, even if I know already that I won't like it.

>>20239027
macaroni salad is delicious. brownoids will never understand.

>>20237888
>suelze
it's called "sylta" in my cunt
my dad makes it every christmas with pig feet, pig skin, and calf meat for some reason.

>>20239040
Ironically, then, it's only good when it incorporates middle eastern or indian spices. Curry pasta salad is great.

>>20239040
Nah, you're just gross.
t. Norwegian

>>20239090
I've seen your local "food", Sven. You don't get to comment here.

>>20239027
Prison food

>>20239081
nah it doesn't need all that. a little dijon, apple cider vinegar, and fresh herbs, oh baby. I don't get why brown people freak out about mayo like it's the most disgusting thing in the world when it's just an emulsified oil. it can certainly be overused, but a well balanced pasta salad is perfection

>>20239027
Sorry you're gay.

>>20239019
I enjoy sweets but for some reason they repulse me when drinking
I think my liver and pancreas subconsciously tell me to fuck off you're already hurting us enough

>>20237879
Fish

I always refuse to eat meats, including fish. I never tell my hosts about this either, because I think it's fucking hilarious to see their faces when I say to them that I am a vegan, and that they are being bad hosts by not catering to my needs.
I'm not actually a vegan.
I just do it for the lulz.

>>20237879
dog, cat

>>20239336
more accurately it's because alcohol IS a sweet and your body is like "bro, we just had that."

>>20239607
>alcohol IS a sweet
???

>>20239596
and then you wake up in your carboard box behind the dumpster. it was all a dream.

>>20239617
I meant that alcohol is a sugar, you fucking dumbass.

>>20237879
most nuts
most beans

>>20239623
>I meant that alcohol is a sugar, you fucking dumbass.
Sugars are carbohydrates
Alcohols are alcohols
???

>>20239617
it's a simple carbohydrate that is converted into sugar very fast and very easily in the body.
>>20239623
You're not me

>>20239627
>it's a simple carbohydrate that is converted into sugar very fast and very easily in the body.
Alcohols are not carbohydrates
???

>>20239631
>Alcohols are not carbohydrates
>???
I say they ARE carbs, and unless you can provide evidence that alcohol is not a carb, I will win this argument by default. So there.
Nyaaaaaa!
Eat yeast poop and live, motherfucker

>>20239636
>I say they ARE carbs, and unless you can provide evidence that alcohol is not a carb, I will win this argument by default.
Weird ask but okay. I'll start you off: https://www.google.com/search?q=is%20an%20alcohol%20a%20carbohydrate
It should be easy for you to go from there.

>>20239636
shut the fuck up, You false flagging retard.
>>20239631
>>20239642
while it's not technically a carbohydrate, it is functionally the same thing from a dietary stand point. an extremely simple one too.
It sates any and all sugar cravings for this reason.
and when you quit alcohol, guess what you crave?

>>20239648
>while it's not technically a carbohydrate, it is functionally the same thing from a dietary stand point. an extremely simple one too.
>It sates any and all sugar cravings for this reason.
>and when you quit alcohol, guess what you crave?
So you intentionally lied about alcohol being a carb despite knowing the truth. What did you hope to achieve by gaslighting /ck/?

>>20239648
>and when you quit alcohol, guess what you crave?
Carbonation.
Even normal seltzer water fills the void.
Maybe I'm just built different. Or addicted to carbonation. Probably the latter.

>>20237879
tripe. Hate it

>>20239654
Oh, be quiet. Do you think anytime somebody calls a Kilocalorie a Calorie, they are gaslighting?
Did you even know that a dietary calorie is actually one thousand chemical calories?

>>20239660
Shut the fuck up, liar.
Nobody likes pathological liars.
You fucktards lie for no reason whatsoever, and you get off on it.

live octopus or veal

>>20238019
If one day comes where you’re literally starving to death you’ll remember all the food you turned down and sent to the bin.

>>20239682
>If one day comes where you’re literally starving to death you’ll remember all the food you turned down and sent to the bin.
That's a bit like saying "One day when you die in a car accident, I hope in the moments when you are dying, you will remember all those times you drove a car."

>>20239694
>One day when you die in a car accident, I hope in the moments when you are dying, you will remember all those times you drove a car.
this but unironically.

>>20239704
>this but unironically.
You should go to McDonald's and order a hamburger with no meat and only pickles

>>20239709
yeah I saw that thread too

>>20239027
Geniunely curious, how do you feel about potato salad? Or coleslaw for that matter? They're essentially the same thing in my mind but I never see people seethe about it like pasta salad.

>>20237879
Brussel sprouts, specifically steamed ones, I just don't like the flavor of brussel sprouts so if it's not covered up with something strong like a shitload of cheese or bacon or whatever I can't deal with it.

>>20237879
anything beef or pork. I eat once a day and often time fast, so it's no biggie

>>20237879
Cheese pizza. It’s not pizza without toppings. That’s like pouring a foundation and calling it a house.

>>20239754
>Cheese pizza. It’s not pizza without toppings. That’s like pouring a foundation and calling it a house.
Except by definition a cheese pizza IS a pizza. A foundation by definition is not a house.

>>20239754
cheese is a topping

Anything involving brains
I would probably refuse to eat the food of someone who cooked brains regularly

>>20239859
>Anything involving brains
>I would probably refuse to eat the food of someone who cooked brains regularly
Brains are literally brain food. They make you smarter.
By not eating brains, you are getting dumber.
Why do you hate Black people of color?

>>20239725
nta but as someone who dislikes pasta salad, i also dislike potato salad and coleslaw

alfredo sauce

>>20239907
I dislike everyone's pasta salad and cole slaw but mine and everyone's potato salad but mine and my dad's. My dad doesn't make pasta salad or coleslaw and my mother's country makes all three of them very differently from the American mayo-based versions.
I mention this to say that maybe if you made your own, you might like it. I dislike that everyone else's versions of these things are either soupy or sweet, both of which make horrible fucking salads.

>>20239596
No you don't. You dream of being invited to a dinner party. If you ever were, the last thing you'd do is purposely jeopardize having friends by being a show-stopping prick. You'd never ostracize yourself from everyone by making some twisted social faux pa that only you think is funny but just makes everyone else uncomfortable. You'd never be invited again and you know it. Keep pretending you have a social life. It wouldn't work in the real world.

>>20239656
What does alcohol have to do with carbonation? You drank beer? That's a you thing.

>>20239725
Your filename got it correct; Brussels. BrusselS. Not "brussel", you casual retard. You probably pronounce sherbet sherBERT, too. In fact, I know you do.

>>20240199
nobody cares autist

>>20239074
Your father is abhorrent

>>20239827
Cheese pizza is not a pizza, it's just called that because otherwise nobody would know what you're referring to.

I tried chicken livers for the first time earlier today, I won't eat those again.

>>20240378
idiot

>>20237879
Anything with mushrooms,

Cheap carbs. Smoked, singed or cured meats. Fried anything. Catfish, carp or other bottom feeders. Processed foods. Most people who still invite me know I carry two apples and just eat those until I'm home again, then it's soup or sald with protein. I refuse to eat crap.

>>20239040
Ironically, the best macaroni salad I've had was made by "brownoids." Hawaiian macaroni salad changed my fucking life.

Non-white rice.

>>20237879
>>20239027
>>20239725
>>20239959
would
>>20237888
wouldn't
>>20237879
eggplant

>>20240690
racist

>>20241352
You mean

>ricist

Daily reminder that pickiness is associated with neuroticism and lower IQs.

>>20239040
i like it but i had some "mediterranean" style pasta salad from maybe publix or wally world and it was sex, much more so than 'oni 'lad

>>20237879
why do you refuse to eat that OP?)
schizo or autism?

>>20240188
Nice paragraph of seethe, faggot. lmao

>>20239240
lol

>>20239027
are you american? I've found that the only people who complain about mayonnaise online are americans and it's because the mayonnaise they buy from the store is made with shit ingredients and tastes nothing like actual mayonnaise

>>20239658
>tripfag

>>20237879
Anything that includes raw tomatoes. I just hate the flavor.

>>20242393
i raughed

>>20238837
Bet you ain't allergic to DEEZ NUTS

>>20237879
you will not eat.. pasta? weird.

mostly the only thing I usually pass up is the chips and dip before dinner, because of the seed oils, but my family is mostly pretty cool about putting out vegetables to dip instead, like carrots and celery sticks, the major foods i just put a small scoop of everything no matter what it is

>>20237879
All the more for me

>>20242722
>because of the seed oils
meds, take your

>>20237879
Anything with horseradish or Dijon mustard. Totally overpowers any other flavor and makes it inedible. Same goes for wasabi on Japanese food.

>>20242828

regardless, chips are high calorie, and soaked in oil

>>20242828
Why are you like this? Are you really so addicted to processed slop that you feel the need to be so defensive when people mention that they avoid foods that have been proven beyond any doubt to be terrible for your health? Do you get mad when you hear people say that they don't drink or smoke?

>>20242933
>foods that have been proven beyond any doubt to be terrible for your health?
Just like the moon landings have been proven fake, right retardo?

>>20238826
Yet you will eat plant oils by the gallon

>>20240199
you mean sorbet?

>>20237879
are you autistic? genuine question

>>20239027
I agree. Only boomers like this shit. I like pasta and I like mayo on a chicken sandwich or something, but mayo salads suck. Don't like potato salad either. Coleslaw is ok.

>>20239027
I get that is possible to go your entire life without eating good Mac/pasta Salid but holy shit try a little harder. Mac Salad especially the stuff you get from hawaiian places are fucking amazing. And I don't even like tuna or Mayo that much.

>>20237879
I thought this was picrel.
That's the only thing I wouldn't eat. On principle alone.

>>20243787
i also hate canada

>>20242399
Those two things are inversely correlated

>>20237879
Probably anything with this on it. And not just the Hellmans variety

>>20239027
I have had it many times and the only time it was good was at that poorfag store in the uk, nescos or something.

>>20239959
what about the true alfredo sauce of just butter and parmesan, no heavy cream

>>20243787
Yeah, can't recommend it either.
>It's delicious !
Indeed ; it's also the only thing that could give Teen Me "Taco Bell diarrhea", a status Taco Bell food itself didn't inflict on my younger self.
WAY. TOO. MUCH. FAT.

>>20238826
I just never got dessert as a child so I fill up on main course out of habit and never really developed a taste for sweets outside of soda pop or fruit pies. Even then I love strawberry rhubarb since it's nice and tart

Olives and mushrooms. Olives because of the taste, mushrooms because of autism.

>>20239251
If their only exposure to "mayo" is miracle whip, i could hardly blame them.

i refuse to drink anything with a straw. it is the faggiest most ridiculous way to consume a beverage

>>20237879
Two common foods I can't stand : raw tomatoes and cucumber (raw or cooked) .
I suffer in summer parties.

>>20244685
wrong pic but i also dislike oysters.

>>20244668
it bypasses the ice

this is the only thing I *wouldn't* refuse!

>>20237879
You've never been a guest in someone's home.