/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20231785
imagine the smells of brap later.
really hope you're a cute girl and will be sitting on my face whilst releasing the noxious gasses

>>20231785
Why not beef jerky and peanut M&M? No unsweetened tea?

>>20231785
That’s been roasting under a heat lamp 24 hours a day for the last 3 weeks.

Normally, I’d tell you the secret about gas station food but you’re not ready to hear it.

>>20231785
Hunts brothers is some of the best pizza money can buy

>>20231791
>>20231785
It's called the gas station due to the braps that it gives you from the food

>>20231785
thats nicest gas station pizza i've ever seen

>14 hours under a heat lamp

>>20231867
Are those the same people that own the Kansas City Chiefs?

>>20231867
the one near me will not sell it by the hunk!
you must buy a whole pie and it's not already made.
it kinda pisses me off because it really is the best

>>20231867
It's honestly shocking how good this stuff is for what you're getting. And by good I mean tasty, not wholesome quality

>>20231867
>Lotsa Meat
Wow. Could they have any less class?

>>20231785
There's an actual pizzeria in my gas station's convenience store. It's Long Island so you already know it's good.

>>20232796
no but they got lotsa meat

>>20232807
>Long Island
I had pizza at this one place near the Bay Shore station and it was fucking great. also I’ve wanted to try that cold cheese pizza at Little Vincent’s in Huntington but it’s a pita for me for get there

>>20232807
Why is half of this board from New England?

>>20232841
Long Island isn’t New England, retard

>>20231785
>get's exactly what he wanted
>still complains
what's the problem fat retard? not big enough for you?

>>20232927
>what's the problem fat retard? not big enough for you?
Why do people discriminate against fat people on /ck/?
I thought we were supposed to enjoy eating food...
I live to eat. I don't eat to live like those filthy, dirty, stinking, skinny poors. They are a contemptuous lot, always using drugs and being lazy and not working, and not enjoying the true beauty of things like eating a sandwich with a 3 inch thick layer of bacon grease

>>20232981
You're retarded and obese and genuinely nobody likes you, not even the other lardasses you hang out with. None of you tastebud-fried hambeasts truly appreciated food, your pre-diabetic (or diabetic) state actually hinders your ability to taste things properly, in case you didn't know, which means you wouldn't actually be able to tell the difference between high quality and fast food. To you, eating is simply a base act of senseless consumption in a hopeless attempt to quell the emptiness in your soul, the ugliness of your existence, the cries of your subconscious for help as you stuff yourself with cheap gas station pizza and forget for a second how much you've been hurt in the past. You're mentally ill, but no one will tell you, because it makes money. You're a victim of a dreadful game. You're cattle for a higher caste, blissfully unaware. You're a pig in human clothing and revel in the mud you're given, with a plastic crown on your head and polyester cape on your back.

>>20232836
Oh shoot you know about Little Vincent's? They make the perfect slice. After a night of drinking, you tend to appreciate it way more. There's another pizzeria in Huntington call Giuseppe's that's been around forever. You either love it or you hate it but their pizzas are actually sweet. I think they put honey in the sauce.

>trucker hub gas station
>the pizza is fluffy and delicious and the hotdogs are really good and it's just a generally well made selection of real food
god bless our truckers

>>20232981
Fat nigga logic
All the most beautiful rich famous celebrities and athletes are skinny too. Not just poor people lmao

>>20232981
>sandwich with a 3 inch thick layer of bacon grease
How did people read this and think it was genuine?