/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20200201
>did not werf the slicen

>>20200201
We have those here in Denmark too.
Some people can be trusted with this kind of machinery. I guess your people cannot.

>>20200201
>dangerous
>literally will not operate without the safety shield in place

LOL put a baby in there!

>>20200201
They used these in the camps iirc. Evil culture.

>>20200201
Now if only Hans could invent a machine to fuck his wife for him.

>>20200201
What's dangerous about that?

>>20200236
Its pretty easy to be a contrarian.

>>20200229
Unironically better than the real thing

>>20200212

>>20200246
No it isn't.

>>20200201
im gonna put my dick in that
captcha: G000K

>>20200201
Canada has those but their like extra retarded proof, and cut the bread in one clean motion instead of repurposing a fucking sawblade.

>>20200264
>Canada has those but their like extra retarded proof,
They'd have to be, if they were being used by Canadians.

>>20200255

>>20200212
If it was in the US and in some hood, that would happen.

Don't Germans have a bakery apprentice for this? This machine is an enemy of the working class.

>>20200201
oh no
do they have a loicense for it
>>20200209
Brits can be trusted with even fewer things than the average european

>>20200296
Way too many real stories of people putting babies in ovens.
Goddamn.

>>20200211
the person who made this gif grabbed their cat and started shaking it and that's wrong and you shouldn't use it anymore you should be nice to cats

>>20200315
Who do you think is responsible for maintaining the machine?

>>20200329
It's just a cat anon settle down

>>20200329
Cats, like babies, can have a little shaking as a treat.

>>20200201
Can't trust anglophones with shit like that. They'd chop a digit off then try and sue. Morons.

Obviously it won't operate without the sliding door being closed. Minimal danger if any.

Put canned food in there!

>>20200201
Thinking about all the tens of thousands of dollars and man hours that went into creating this machine to do the same thing a knife does

>>20200201
Every country in Europe has a bread slicer

>>20200407
This. They have huge arns.

The bread slicer at my bakery has several equally sliced blades that cuts the entire loaf at once and it's like a 6th of this thing's size.

>>20200366
finally a solution to give me even slices of canned cream of asparagus soup. what a godsend.

>>20200327
Just happened a few days ago. Fucking grim.
>KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- An infant in Missouri died when her mother mistakenly put her down for a nap in an oven, a prosecutor said Saturday.

>Mariah Thomas of Kansas City was charged with endangering the welfare of a child.

>>20200424
Could have happened to anyone.

>>20200424
>mistakenly
>a prosecutor said
lmao murdering cunt is going to get off, female prosecutors are incredible
the mom was black so I guess nothing about this is a surprise

>>20200330
1 man servicing dozens of stores
compared to 1 man to one store
Just learn to work the machines has always been a bullshit argument

>>20200201
They've had this at my local Whole Foods for ~20 years now.
Though they put it behind the bread counter and make you ask an employee to operate it for you, but it's essentially the same thing.

>>20200201
Damn this is awesome. Not surprising we don't have it in the US, though - some fucking retard would literally jam the safety guard open and cut their fingers off. Instead of being properly laughed at, they'd win a massive lawsuit and I'm not joking.

>>20200424
>charged with endangering the welfare of a child.
>>20200489
Didnt she do more than just endanger its welfare?
She cooked it alive...
But i guess shes a woman so its okay shes just gonna get a slap on the wrist :)

>>20200201
>euros can’t own knives so they need a machine at a store to do it for them

These are pretty common in the US. Both my locally owned. bakery and the nearby whole foods have one.

>>20200201
cool but useless. i can slice them on my own, also sliced bread stale faster.

>>20200315
>>20200607
The point of the economy is not to create jobs, there's no such thing as a right to work.

>>20200869
>Race to the bottom

>>20200329
cats are not nice to birds

>>20200329
this anon has worms

>>20200341
Kys today, subhuman

>>20200650
this is epitome of 4ch. every poster believes themself to be the arbiter of everything in their nation.
>>20200851
hopefully I'll see one soon

>>20200264
where? I've never seen these in canada

>>20200424
>Marian
>Kansas city
Hmmm........

>>20200417
This. Do not put your hands in there Charlie.

>>20201097
Idk, you kinda got btfod and he is pretty based

>>20200212
top KEK my dude!

I hope she washed her hands before handling the bread.

>>20200424
Wild!

No way im trusting randoms with that slicer

>>20200209
this

Every Whole Foods I've been to in Boston has one.

>>20200211
black people would steal a baby and toss it in there.

>>20200211
It's still large enough to put a baby in

>>20200201
One hundred percent that this immigrant is calling herself an expat lol

>>20200201
We have these in Norway. I guess Americans can't be trusted even with this without hurting themselves

>>20202308
>hurting themselves
People that do not fit into a functional society will put random items from the store that are not bread into the cutter so it breaks.

>>20202331
Can't relate

>>20200201
Yea Lidl, what of it?

>>20200209
>>20202308
Two Scandinavians making almost the exact same post. Scandi hivemind is real and must be dealt with.

>>20200201
I fucking want one in my supermarket

>>20200201
What if we kissed in the German babyslicing machine?

>>20202308
We have these in America too, in the North East anyway. They trust us with guns, cars, booze and lots of other things we shouldn't be trusted with. This seems pretty safe.

Slicing bread before use is just going to make it spoil faster.

>>20202428
Most people eat it in one or two days which is doable if you have a family sir.

>>20202427
>They trust us with guns
You have guns but it's not because "they" trust you.

>>20202441
>incels on 4channel
>family

>>20202441
I eat it in 2 or 3 days without a family.

>>20202331
obviously

>>20200201
how is this dangerous, not everyone is as dumb as the average american. also the protective lid that probably locks itself is on there..

fukouna shoujo

>>20203307
I sometimes see people use the machine to cut bread and then just leave the bread for the staff to throw out.
Other people will not buy it.
The store has to pay for the discarded bread.

>>20200329
Anon, that is sped up footage.

My Whole Foods has that and it’s not dangerous

>>20202308
>Americans
You mean blacks. We have blacks that can't be trusted with anything. Asians - you can have nice things. Whites - you can have nice things. Blacks - nice things will be broken.

>>20203691
Hate to see it.
What happened to old fashioned leaving expensive cuts of meat on a random shelf?

>>20203926
>leaving expensive cuts of meat on a random shelf?
I never see that.
But I sometimes do see packs of sandwich ham on random shelfs. Some asshats also sometimes put refrigerated food(5C) in the freezer (-18C). It will not spoil the food but it can degrade the texture and quality.

>>20200201
Looks dangerous to me

>>20200264
>but their like extra retarded proof,
they're.

>>20200424
>mother mistakenly put her down for a nap in an oven
>prosecutor says
What? How do you mistakenly open the oven, put the kid in, close the oven, then turn it on? Why is the prosecutor excusing the killer and not her defense lawyer?