/ck/ - Food & Cooking

a handy from yo momma

>>20195403
gasoline and dirty looks from homeless people

>>20195403
sushi. beats most japanese restaurants.

>>20195403
Herr's dill pickle chips and a coke.

>>20195636
all they ever have is that imitation crab salad cali roll bullshit

>>20195659
why is the pickle creamy

Dick/brain pills, of course.

>>20195663
I think that's call surimi, imitation crab.

The last thing I bought at a gas station was a tallboy of some energy drink or another in May of 2012 when I was moving shit into my newly purchased house and that was mostly so I could take a picture of it next to my hard dick.

>>20195667
Because it says so on the bag you doofus.

>>20195403
The express case at wawa is too expensive now, so usually just an red bull and cigarettes, maybe a banana. I used to like those little pre-prepped meals they had that was just chicken breast and broccoli you could toss in the microwave for 2 minutes but they are 7 or 8 dollars now which is insane. They don't even sell whole apples any more, just slices with all the nutrition peeled off lmao.

>>20195625
this
I follow them back to their begging spot, hit them with my car and douse them with gasoline then light them on fire
they are usually so oily and layered in clothes that they burn really well, even after the gasoline burns off
the trick is to just hit them hard enough that they come back to consciousness when they are already entirely engulfed in flame, the way they scream and run around makes me soy face so hard haha
I have killed over 63 homeless people this way in 39 different states across the union over the last ten years, by the end of the decade I would like to have killed one in every state
I follow them when they are burning of they run around and yell "hey, are you ok? hey, are you ok?" but they usually don't hear me and just scream
sometimes they run towards me but they never catch me, running while on fire is hard and they frequently have broken limbs from the car hitting them and tossing them onto the pavement
it smells really bad sometimes so I run some vics vaporub under my nose and that helps a bit
they usually make really dumb sounds like "uaaaaggggggh" and I say "what? do you need help?"

>>20196157

>>20195403
Why would you get both an orange and fake orange juice

this shit from speedway

>>20196242
Ooh, good call. Needs hot sauce though.

>>20195671
>deductive reasoning
Fucking KEK

>>20195671
>no bone rot

>>20196251
Most gas stations will have a bottle of bascy around

>>20195403
I feel sorry for coasties who will never know the pleasure of picrel.
t.'Sconnie

>>20195403
da pickle! and a large fountain diet soda

>>20196327
This is a lie

>>20196389
no it isnt

>>20195403
>What do you get from the gas station?
Gas, sometimes air in my tires, then I leave.

>>20195403

>>20196527
I love the fact that they still bothered to have a Mexican mascot

>>20195403
>>20195625
chili cheese dog combo
2 slices of fresh pizza
chester's hot fries (most common thing for me to buy)
sometimes I steal a snickers bar and let it sit in my pocket for an hour before eating it so it's nice and melty, so much tastier that way.

If there's a homeless person outside I don't even stop there, I'm not a confrontational person and I've heard all the scams before.

>>20195403
Those warm gas station burritos are like crack to me. I don't know what it is and I probably don't want to know. But I usually get two and break them in half and start from the middles.

>>20195403
gas

>>20195403
I like those triangle sandwiches. We call them "mongolen driehoek" (retard triangle) in Belgium. Because they are made by retards and downies in special factories.

>>20195403
Depends on what the gas station has, how much money I have, whether or not I actually need gas, and what else I have to do or purchase that day. Sometimes I just get gas or a fountain drink, but often I'm getting energy drinks, sausages or egg rolls off the roller grill, corn nuts, beer, whatever I feel like and can afford that day.

>>20196527
>>20196871
real image on their official website

>>20196157
keep fighting the good fight bro