/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why would anyone watch a bunch of black people throw a ball around

Looks great but if you were just buying this food divorced from viewing the superbowl a full course tasting menu of all this would be like $1,200 tops and that's basically all the seafood, the burritos are like $10.

just go to a high-end buffet in vegas or something

Won't this all be cold by the time it's served?

>>20193374
you definitely didn't play sports

>>20193365
>waygu beef hotdog

huh?

I've always been more of a baseball man myself OP, sorry to say.

>>20193385
Was that roughing the kicker, or was it okay because they cuddled afterwards?

>>20193387
>huh?
What?

>>20193406
No penalty was called because roughing the kicker is only when you contact the planted leg when it's still in the air

>>20193365
You'll eat like 2 hot dogs and have a few drinks and you know it.

>>20193406
The opposite, he was trying to hold him up instead of tackle him to avoid a penalty.

>>20193387
its called marketing buzzwords
>Ground beef $4/lb lame
>*Wagyu* Ground beef $8/lb so heckin cool!

>>20193365
>seafood
Ok, probably about $1k worth there
>popcorn
Dirt cheap, not even going to price it, already feel like they spent their load on the seafood. Aluminum tins for like $100 from the printer.
>bacon wrapped hot dog
Like $20 worth of ingredients, pleb shit right there
>burnt end burrito
Cheap ass way of serving decent bbq, scammer tactic right there. $100 worth there
>donuts
$10 in donuts, with a $4 tub of ice cream.
>mexican fries
Like 2-3 bags of frozen fries with some chopped veggies and burnt meat. $30 max here.
>seafood potato
Hard to tell here what is used, I'll assume fancy lobster tails per tater and say there is $1k worth there.
>S&T nachos
Ok, also probably semi-expensive, but looks like they used the lobster claws here from the previous dish. Will give an extra $1k here.
>wagyu hot dog
This is makeup on a pig tier scams. AND they are halved. $100 worth of ingredients, no more.
>cheesecake
Maybe like 100-200 bucks from the cheesecake factory.
>full service bar
$10k here if everyone boozes the fuck out on high end drinks (which assumes they even stocked high end in the first place). I only see mid-tier labels in the background, so I am being super fucking generous here.

Which brings it to about $20k worth of food at best, if I add in the fancy ice sculpture and shit, plus whatever addons & paper products needed to "fancy" this shit up. Even via a shitty supplier, NONE of this shit exceeds 100k in cost. That is 2.4 million in pure, obscene profit baby.

>Souvenir popcorn
Classic appetizer
>Bacon wrapped hot dog
I'd eat one and only one.
>BBQ Burnt End Burrito
These would be my main course
>Glazed Donut Super Bowl sundae
No.
>Carne Asada Fries
This would be my main side dish
>Seafood Stuffed Potato
Sounds bad ngl
>Surf and Turf Nachos
I'd nibble at one, probably wouldn't finish
>Wagyu Beef Hotdog
I'd try one but I probably wouldn't like it
>Frozen Cheesecake
Sounds alright.

>>20193365
None of it looks practical to the finger foods needed.
Will there be any crab picks?? Most of it looks messy as hell or impossibly stupid. Is there a table for knives and forks or not?

>>20193382
Depends on if they have warming trays or lights on the hot items. The fries 100% are gonna be cold and soggy.

>>20193642
This kind of thing would have a pile of branded napkins for you to wipe with. Plus post-covid alcohol stations. This suite would also have recliners with side tables for the people. And there are probably plastic forks and larger plates for the crab stuff. The rest is already hand food.

The crab looks to be already split open in half so you can just grab the meat right out. And the shrimp can be eaten whole.

>>20193365
At 2.5 million I expect every fucking snack to be cooked to order. No buffet lukewarm bullshit

What drugs does this buy though? For 2.5m I could make someone believe they are literally at the Super Bowl and possibly playing in it.

>>20193374
people like watching people stand around apparently

>>20193365
That shit is going to be a day old at game time, gross

I could retire on 2.5 mil and live comfortably for another 50 years.

Has anyone paid that much to be there? This seems so stupid

>>20193374
lol. ikr. last years half time show was a nig fest. not that i watched it.
>>20193612
all the food was prepared by a mexican staff lmfao

>>20193382
Betcha cooked to order in the kitchen attached to the suite.
I tthink about half of those look pretty good, doubts about "seafood nachos".

>>20193612
Service and location, you're buying visibility mostly.
I agree on food cost.

>>20193642
It will be lazy-manned.

>>20193365
fyre festival eat your fucking heart out

>>20193365
Seems like it's all "expensive highlighted ingredient paired with cheap filler carb" which is very Jewish of them for that kind of money

>>20193869
American Football consists of brief periods of action followed by extended periods of bullshit.

>>20193374
the niners have one of the top 3 whitest QBs in the league currently

>>20193365
Fuck, at $2.5M I expect to be flown to/from the venue in a god damn fighter jet, have a gaggle of hot whores rubbing my cock the entire game, while a 3 star tire approved chef makes some top end 30 course meal for me personally. I've seen better business lunches catered for far less money.

$2.5M is fucking huge ass yacht money. I could watch the SB from a fucking yacht with a dozen attention whore gold digger bitches with this money.

Hell, $2.5M is super bowl ad money. Like you could put your own ad up for millions to see instead of wasting on this shit.

>>20193869
How is baseball more tolerable than football despite even less action

>>20193365
>someone actually bought this
rich people were a mistake

>>20193365
all of that looks disgusting

>>20193612
>pure, obscene profit
The actual motto of the NFL.

>>20193567
Anything marked 'wagyu' must contain minimum 49% wagyu genes. It's a regulated term as it denotes the breed of the cattle in question. Angus has the same requirement.

>>20194214
>must contain minimum 49% wagyu genes
Lol no, most wagyu in the US isn't even close to 50%+ genetically wagyu. There are too few full blooded wagyu cattle in the US for there to be a massive 50%+ genetics bloodline available for mass slaughter. The vast majority of American wagyu is 25% or less wagyu, and majority angus.

>>20193365
Dog shit

>>20193365
4/10 but what would you expect? That place only exists for rich people to bang hookers

>>20194264
>The vast majority of American wagyu is 25% or less wagyu
May I see it?

>>20193612
I'm happy for the Mexican lady who cleans that place and gets to take 20k worth of uneaten food to her many children at home

>>20193365
I wouldn't even pay $25 for this slop.

>>20193612
>$1k for seafood
Flyover?

>food made more than a day in advance and sitting out
>plus tip

>>20193374
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

>>20193365
Yes, and you call it a sundae despite the fact that is obviously a pancake(with topping)?

>>20193365
>Eating crab legs anywhere other than an airplane or the cinema
Absolutely disgusting.

>>20193612
good post, but realistically how much of that booze can you drink? we're not talking about beer here. truly a waste of money, but if somebody paid for it he just deserves to be scammed.

>>20193612
in a perfect world, scams like me would not exist. but this is not a perfect world.

>>20194300
ah yes the famous kansas city seafood scene

>>20193374
Britbong here, I used to watch more NFL, then I got tired of the incredibly low sportsmanship and manufactured feel of it all, overpoweringly faux American atmosphere and the conveyor belt of gold teethed D'Shaunatee Obarak Laquerielle-Jacksons, so retreated to just watching the Superbowls more out of habit than pleasure. Think I'll skip it this year, I didn't even check who is in it.

OP, that shit looks cheap as FUCK for $2.5 million
I could buy the same exact shit for less than $50k

>>20194552
Bread's stale, lets check out the Circus!

>>20194552
Top Ten Signs You Are A Rayciss Wyatt Mann:
1. You don't want to watch the Enword Felon League's Super Bowl because you think enwords don't deserve reparations in the form of you paying them to beat each other up in a coliseum.

>>20193626
this but while getting wasted on the open bar, probably eventually try the seafood and puke it all over. After that its either gonna be smoking some weed and sleep or doing something really stupid
what are they gonna do anyway? charge me for the cleaning?

>>20193365
>Amerinigger cuisine

>>20194598
>this but while getting wasted on the open bar, probably eventually try the seafood and puke it all over. After that its either gonna be smoking some weed and sleep or doing something really stupid
>what are they gonna do anyway? charge me for the cleaning?
This is how Black people think.

>>20193612
/thread

I dont know who they are trying to fool with this asinine shit besides stupid people with money.

>>20193365
i wish i could get an invite to one of these suites one day...
>>20193374
it's a traditional thing, but it's an "in" to most of business so if you could throw down $2.5M on a suite you could get 10x that in business, if you played your cards right

>>20193375
>a full course tasting menu of all this would be like $1,200 tops
You're still an idiot, this is like $80 worth of shitty food, the advertising science of perceived value has worked on you so well they don't even need ads at the super bowl this year

>>20194733
you say worth but the world works on cost. king crab costs, fancy name brand alcohol costs

>>20193365
>Wagyu beef hotdogs

>>20193365
> Full Service Bar
That geezer couldn't pour drinks quick enough while I drink them

>>20194166
Baseball is more about stats and history than actual play. At any given moment there's some record about to be broken, and the stats are more physics-based than in fucking football or basketball, making it more intellectual. The line-up, stats etc. make it way more fun to bet on too.

>>20194341
This pasta is the eternal pasta. Perfect pasta. Beautifully crafted, expertly plated. Pasta of the Gods. Americas Gods.

>>20193365
The bar is the most expensive part but for 2.5m I would need longer than a football game to take advantage of it

>>20193365
After my belly is full and I enjoy watching the game, I'd walk out thinking of the Bugatti I could have gotten instead

Food doesn't look bad but not worth 2.5 million

>>20194166
Baseball %wise has way more actual GAME going on, it's just by its nature a very slow, methodical game.

>>20193385
What the hell was he cooking

>>20193385
Love blooms on the battlefield.

>>20193385
What a bro.

>not a single chicken wing
Pass

>>20193385
>Our love can never be

>>20193365
no amount of potato chips, nachos, or fried food is worth $2.5 million. For that kind of money I better be getting some fucking French cuisine served on a naked Emiru.

>>20193365
Hide the pain harold tending bar.

anyone spending 2.5 million dollars to watch people standing around for 3 hours is ALSO on coke during this so the quality of the food is irrelevant

>>20193365
>all those cheap filler carbs.
I don't think so, fuckers. I'd be scoffing down nothing but seafood like George before the ocean called.

Also, for two and a half fucking million I'd expect the bartender to wear a damn shirt.

>>20193365 >>20193375 >>20195304
The food isn't the point. It's just decorations for the room or a snack if you're hungry. You're paying for the spot and the experience.

>>20193374
If you don't like watching sports you are mentally a women. Appreciating competition is part of what makes someone a man.

>>20195369
Agreed. And the plates are just 'gourmet' junk food.

>>20195374
I prefer sports where there ain't obese niggas and half hour commercials inbetween struts across the field. You're right though, real men watch real sports.

>>20195369
no football game is a $2.5 million experience. Not unless it's a football game between Michael Jackson clones and tiny t-rex clones. Then maybe I'd pay $2.5 million to see them play football. I'm not paying $2.5 million to see the Cincinnati Bengals kick a field goal.

>>20195369
You'd think the food would be part of the experience.

>>20195389
Your correct because you are thinking logically, but that's not how obscenely rich people think.

>>20195390
Okay? Nobody said it wasnt

>>20195389
>no football game is a $2.5 million experience
well i'm sure they had market researchers find out there's plenty of people willing to shell out that much to get into these suites. Also, it's las vegas where prostitutes can sell themselves for 2k a night if they're a 9/10. There's a lot of money to be spent and to be made there.

>>20195396
I can read between the lines my n word. It was obviously implied.
>The food isn't the point
The food being this shitty whilst being part of the 2.5 million experience IS the point.
tldr; learn English

>>20195418
Yeah you are still missing the point

>>20195566
>The food isn't the point
>You pay to watch the game
>It doesn't matter if the food is subpar, you just pay 2.5 million to watch the game like a roman emperor
>You don't pay for roman emperor food though
>It's all about experiencing the game
>You don't get it
You didn't have a point ESLicus, no need to go in circles.

>>20195585
>>20195566

>>20195374
>watching niggers shuck and jive in between commercials for goyslop makes you a REAL MAN
kys yourself

>>20195600
I won, you don't even have a point. Have a good one anon.

>>20193365
Almost all of this is goyslop. I guess that should be expected

>>20195374
Football is shit
Combat sports or no sports

>>20193365
Basically premium goyslop. Nothing you couldn't get at the local food truck, just made with slightly fancier ingredients.

>>20193869
>tfw a darts game has more action than fatmerican football

>>20193365
>Look up superbowl on google
>All I see are articles on taylor swift and how expensive the tickets are
Fag sport

>>20194166
In football, nothing happens because the game is full of filler, everyone standing around in between plays. In baseball, the times nothing is happening the game is still going e.g. the ball is flying or the batter is anticipating a pitch. It's all about pacing.

>>20195610
Concession accepted

>>20195730
I won, refer to this comment and >>20195610
if you feel the need to talk again. Good luck esl-anon.

>>20193431
Sportslet. It's nice of your bf to let him watch the games with you, though

>>20193365
You realize this suite is for events right? Either it's an event that charges people like 50$ entry or it's for some rich person to host invite only thing.

No one person buys this for themselves.

>>20193365
king crab is intolerable garbage
I would paint the room with projectile vomit the moment I realized that I was jn the presence of such horrid trash

>>20195785
I don't think anyone thinks this is for one person.

>>20193612
You get 25 tickets to the game

>>20195749
>>20195730

>>20193374
It's fun to watch athletic people do cool shit. It's fun. The best moments of any sport are when you get to see phenoms pushing the limits

>>20194285
Most of the ~40,000 certified Wagyu cows that exist in America are not full-blood but crossbred, only about 7.500 of them meet that label.

https://wagyu.digitalbeef.com/modules/_reports/_epd_percentile_rankings.php
Source: American Wagyu Association

Right off the bat, most of these wagyu cattle that exist aren't really wagyu in the first place, having to have 49% of their genetic ancestry really doesn't mean anything. In addition, America does not have the same grading system that Japan has in terms of marbling.

https://www.jmi.or.jp/en/info/index2.html

If you look at an A3 Japanese wagyu steak and a USDA Prime wagyu steak, the marbling of the former blows the latter out of the water. To add to this, restaurants serving them are not typically held to rigorous standards over the term "wagyu", and especially "Kobe." Given the literal ban of importation of cows at this time, the low number of purebreds in America, and the lack of standards to delineate what can and cannot be even labeled as Kobe and wagyu, he is probably being somewhat generous.

>>20193365
>Walk through the door
>Food is haram

>>20195394
>how obscenely rich people think.
Yep. This is convenience. Sure, you could serve a gourmet 8-course, but that wouldn't be convenient for the venue. The menu shown is convenient, even though not ideal, so they have to try to fancy it up for the rich folk, who really only care about convenience at that point, since the game itself is the point.
But still... fucking Wagyu hotdogs. They should change the Superbowl to be on a Friday.

>>20196221
Kinda boggling how they think similar to uhhhhh former ghetto dwellers who think buying gucci t shirts is fancy.

>>20193612
You are paying to see the Super Bowl, not to eat lmao

>>20196245
Kinda insane how for 2.5 million they couldn't get better though.

>>20195947
>It's fun to watch
Word. It's the same mindset that makes something like marching band competitions ( fucking LOVE watching those perfect formations, precision stepping in combination with great sound) and cake bake-offs exciting for people who are into that.
Sports just happen to be universally appealing enough to to the median population, which is why so much money is spent on it and so much attention placed on it.
If basket weaving was more generally appealing then you'd see the same done for it.
This is what haters fail to realize.

>>20196097
lol fucking nerd

>>20196245
But you don't have to pay 2.5m to watch the superbowl either. Even if you absolutely wanted a luxury box, those go for as low as 350k.

So between what appears to be maybe 5k worth of food, and a luxury box that can be anywhere between 350k-1m (there's not an appreciable difference between levels of luxury box, in fact the snack spread here IS one of the big "perks" of the more expensive box) what justifies the other 1.5 mil? Like obviously you're not paying 2.5 mil for the food alone, but the food is one of the primary differences between a half mil and two and a half mil box.

>>20196257
For the Superbowl, everything is upscaled to premium pricing. Even whores charge more this weekend.
They can afford it.

>>20196257
Prostitutes

>>20196262
Yes anon I know, but even at the super bowl the cheapest luxury boxes are arpund 350-450k. The only significant difference between the cheap and expensive boxes tend to be location (and frankly if you actually give a shit about football you'd probably want to be closer) and minor perks like, again, the spread in OP's webm. You're not getting an additional 2 million dollars worth of an enhanced experience when you go up from the normal to obscene luxury boxes.

It would be like paying $20 for a beer or $100 for a large beer that's maybe 1.4 times the size of the $20 beer.

the only good sports are ice hockey and motor racing (F1 and NASCAR excluded)

>>20196272
Baseee logic user

>>20194214
Even if its 100% wagyu, grinsing the beef negates its overhyped effects. I can take pure ground beef and pure beef fat, mix them together and make it the same proportions as a wagyu steak with a better mouth feel.

This definitely includes drugs and escorts

>>20196254
U-uh I mean that's what I heard from my supermodel gf

>>20196267
But the prostitutes aren't supplied by the NFL, they don't reflect the price of the box. And a prostitute can be payed to fuck you in any box not just the 2.5m one

>>20196312
Except wagyu fat has a high percentage of unsaturated fatty acids resulting in a 'melt in your mouth' sensation that you don't get with other breeds.

I'm watching the pregame show and they just showed Carrot Top eating the popcorn and hotdog. Boy he has bot aged well.

>>20193525
Wrong, I'll miss key moments of the game because I'm busy getting food then eat until I throw up

>>20193374
Hating on Mr Sneed, come on bro, he just had a child.

>>20193612
No fucking shit the food isn't worth that much. It's a whale hunting scheme you dumbass, they're looking for some rich sucker to drop way too much money on something worthless. Same shit casinos do when they find rich people and give them an assistant all night who convinces them to make big bets and pay for expensive shit.

>>20193385
>shit shit dont knock him over shit shit
>phew ok bro

>>20193365
>2.5 million dollars
>a bunch of pre made cold shit that's supposed to be eaten hot off the grill
>fucking frozen cheesecake
Only a n****r would be stupid enough to waste the money on something like that.

>>20195389
Because for us it's paying off a new house, all bills, new car, a beach house, getting a significant amount for retirement
For the rich people this is marketed towards this is the equivalent of your morning coffee pick-up. A slight expense you mindlessly don't think about. 2.5 million is nothing for who will be paying for this

>>20195394
If I was obscenely rich I could think of a lot more enjoyable things than sitting around for 3 hours eating shitty finger food and drinking barely above bottom shelf drinks.
You could buy at least a weekend on the most dangerous game island hunting or rent out the playboy mansion and get your dick sucked by the hottest girls in the world. I could think of at least 500 ways to spend that money and have more fun with it.

>>20197203
name 10 things

>>20197214
Your mom
Your moms mom
Your moms mother in law
Your moms sister
Your moms sister in law
Your moms sister in laws mother
Your moms best female friend
Your moms best female friends mom
Your mom cosplaying as a catgirl
Your mom but it's a top shelf prostitute cosplaying as your mom

>>20193365
The food isn't making me excited. Just because its wagyu doesn't mean your hotdog isn't a hotdog. In the end its all just nachos, burritos, hot dogs, loaded baked potatoes and cheesecake. Nothing wrong with those foods per se, but for 2.5 million I'd like to see some experiential fine dining while getting my cock sucked by a victoria's secret model, not something I could make with what's in my fridge right now served on a plastic tray or in tin foil. I'd say for the price it is incredibly underwhelming... insultingly so. It's spruced up junk food served lukewarm in plastic trays.

For 2.5m I would expect excellent champagne and an amuse bouche at entry... followed by a 7 or more course menu of fine dining dishes, expertly paired with wines from good vintages. Desserts made by an actual chef with fresh ingredients, skill, creativity and flair. After dinner I'd want to see cocktails made with hand picked quality alcohols. Everything should be heavy linen napkins and crystal and silver...

Not glorified junk food and industrially produced black label garbage with paper napkins and a plastic spork.

>>20196996
>hilarious sneed

>>20197293
well, they are sports loving extremists, lack of taste is a given.

>>20194166
It's not. In the minds of executives, the only exciting parts of baseball are homeruns and strikeouts and MLB will do everything in their power to change the rules until the game is distilled down to those two actions.

In the future, there will be no fielders, just some lanky freak of nature throwing heaters at a lineup consisting solely of roided up designated hitters who do nothing but swing for the fences until they either hit a homerun or miss the ball 3 times. The fans will be drip fed beer directly into their veins and every time an at bat is completed, the automatic masturbation machines in everybody's seats are turned up to 10 for a few seconds. Afterwards, you can look at the stats to see which fanbase splooged the hardest for their favorite team.

>>20196245
nobody in those suites gives a shit about the football game

>>20196941
Nice cope. Still eating higher quality hotdogs.

>>20195947
Everyone wants to watch people do superhuman feats, but nobody supports my anything goes league. Give me all the athletes juicing. I want to see the ball kicked into low orbit.

>>20195947
>watching an hours long game for 5 minutes worth of athletic people doing "cool shit"
why not just watch the youtube hightlights? Then you don't waste your time with nonsense and commercials

>>20193365
Looks like shit. Typical American shit. The cheapest shit with gay bartenders.
So (cause it's American) : looks like rocket science in American eyes.

>>20193365
The portions are unironically too small. I can get a way bigger portion of carne asada fries from any rundown corner Mexican place.

>>20193385
>you’re good, you’re good, don’t tell mom

>>20199980
It's stadium food you fucking retard. Nobody thinks this is fine dining. It's quick greasy slop designed to be able to be made quickly and in large quantities to feed a crowd of 60,000+ people.

>>20193365
Where's the vegetarian options?

>>20193431
>the planted leg
>>20193431
>when it's still in the air
well? which is it?

>>20200085
>Nobody thinks this is fine dining
>"the hotdog is WAGYU"
>"surf and turf fries!"
>"craaaAAAAaaaAAaAaAab"

>>20196941
>unsaturated fatty acids melt in your mouth
>a high percentage
why the fuck would you be eating a cold hot dog?

>>20193365
I want to like this but they forgot the buffalo wings. I'm sorry, but you cannot have a proper Super Bowl party without wings. I'm not even sure how the catering company that did this is so fucking clueless that they forgot the fucking wings, but it's seriously pissing me off and I didn't even pay for this fucking shit.
Look, I can shrug off them forgetting other Super Bowl party food staples.
No pizza? Okay, that's fine. No sliders? Sure, I can live with that. No long ass party sub? Hey, that's alright.
But you forget the fucking buffalo wings and I'm going to flip the fucking table on your fucking horseshit of a Super Bowl party. Fuck you, get some fucking buffalo wings. 0/10

>>20200282
Buffalo is a mediocre wing flavour give me some garlic parmesan or honey garlic wings

>>20200285
Doesn't even fucking matter, retard. Buffalo wings are the Super Bowl food. If you don't have buffalo wings you may as well not even have a fucking Super Bowl. I go to some overpriced VIP room at the Super Bowl and there's no buffalo wings, I'm going down to the goddamn field and I'm cancelling the whole game.

>>20200289
>i want something mid instead of something good because I have come to associate the mid food with things culturally

>>20200302
>i want something mid instead of something good because I have come to associate the mid food with things culturally
Yes, that's literally what culture is all about

>>20200154
Are you from a landlocked state or something? Seafood isn't automatically fine dining.

>>20200302
I want buffalo wings because it's the fucking Super Bowl you fucking idiot. I genuinely don't give a fuck that you're a little baby who doesn't like buffalo wings. Shut the fuck up.

>>20200282
It actually is really weird that they have a Super Bowl spread without buffalo wings. You can't even say "well that's because buffalo wings are a cheap food" because they have popcorn which is way cheaper.

>>20200154
>>20200311
Even "wagyu" isn't automatically fine dining.

>>20196250
Legitimately not sure if this is A+ satire or this is just the most depressing, braindead thing I've read.

>>20195756
What a pussy ass sport. It's completely fair in rugby to BTFO a kicker

pretty sure that 95% of the value of the place is in the location.
you get a giant suite for you and 24 other friends. you get full bar and food to go with it.
you can watch the game out your window i think?
Or from like of 20 giant ass TVs all over the quite.
you get to stay the night(s) probably, i think more rooms are provided for sleeping and for your guests.

>>20200342
Even with all the rules and padding American football is still an extremely dangerous sport. Rugby definitely is a more dangerous sport, however.

>>20200357
See
>>20196257

>>20195374
Boxing and MMA are the only sports I watch.

>>20196257
Rich people will pay more for basically the same shit just to feel rich for paying more and also as a brag if they aren't like super rich and are kind of insecure.
The person who made that tiktok video probably didn't pay dick though. Or rather she paid by getting dicked. A lot of instagram/tiktok e-thots will get some e-daddy who flies them out on trips and in exchange they get fucked. Prostitution in other words. There's a lot of horror stories about what the rich Saudis do to these girls. Like shit that includes them getting fucked by dogs. So if you see a girl on tiktok or instagram bragging about her trip to Saudi Arabia, that chick got gangbanged by a pack of dogs and worse.

>>20200425
>or worse
White girls fuck dogs anyway though

>>20200431
lol true but it's still fucked.
https://travellingjezebel.com/dubai-porta-potty/
>‘I’ve literally been p****d on and s**t on so many times I just don’t understand why they like it (after the third time you get s**t on you get used to it). I’ve had to have s*x with a German Shepard dog in front of [Saudi Royalty]. I’ve got paid to eat s**t. I’ve got paid to get beat up. I even had to stick a live salmon in some 65 year old man’s a*s. I’ve had s*x with 14 year old boys to make them men. I’ve smeared my face with their s**t. So to all of you ladies that are going to bash me, I’m 24 years old and have 1 million dollars liquid in my bank account. I’m now retired and can have normal s*x with whoever I want.’

>>20193365

Imagine paying 2.5 million dollars to have a bar tender pour you bulliet rye. I wouldn't doubt that the food is the same sysco slop that you see slapped together by the same squatemalans as your local applebees

>>20200523
This is fucked up cuz she's proud of it

>>20193365
lol what a fucking ripoff

>>20193385
I say this honestly, if playing sports means obsessing about black people then just stuff me in a locker. And, I did play sports with literally only white people because I'm not a zogmerican

>>20195374
You've basically made a good argument that your wife fucking a black dude and you watching it makes you a man

>>20200357
>pretty sure that 95% of the value of the place is in the location.
No shit, but put some effort in gd

>>20193869
>Football fans will attempt to justify this
Their sport is literally watching commercials kek

>>20193612
>pointing out how cheap the food is
>in an age of food excess

>>20197906
Laughed heartily at this post

>>20200523
>Woman describing the fetishes her rich male clients have paid her to preform
>"Women like this"
lol lmao

>>20200523
Damn. All that just for a million bucks? That's nothing these days.

Why the fuck do black people love crab legs so much?

>>20202966
it reminds them of negress pussy

>>20195369
>You're paying for the spot and the experience.
I am 100% certain going down to the local Hooters and watching the game with the crowd there would be a better experience in every way.

>>20202966
They perceive it as fancy even though it's a budget version of lobster.

>>20193869
wait...so it's just politics?

>>20201014
what do you think the illegals are for?

>>20195374
agree entirely. which is why i watch MMA and not your pussy commercial-filled slop full of shots of the players slapping each other's asses and talking about what they're gonna do instead of doing it.
UFC mogs NFL in literally every way imaginable for man points.

>>20200342
it is in american football too, sometimes

>>20193365
I'd be insulted. This looks like something a mouth breathing sportsball fan would think is good

>>20204179
You literally watch bare chested men in little shorts hug each other on the ground.

>>20197160
I laughed out loud at "Frozen cheesecake"

>>20204775
it comes in women-on-women too if you're afraid being too much of a fag that you'll pop a semi when you see men fighting.

>>20193365
For $2.5 mil, I better be getting fucked by Tay Tay and all the other celebrity bitches in attendance. Plus the cheerleaders for both teams are going to spend the next year at my house doing whatever I want when I want. Plus that Tripple D dude with the frosted tips is gonna make tex me for me that whole year.

>>20196614
The cheapest suites were 1.4 million, retard.