/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Good morning I hate women.

old thread >>20184372

Woman like to be raped and they owe me sex.

>>20189459
i love these vintage ads so much

>>20189491
CUTE!

>>20189475
who raped you anon?

>>20189459
The bay window in the back of that advertisement makes me nostalgic for a time I never experienced.

>>20189459
Where's the beef?

>>20189854
houses with those fake shutters are everywhere in new england

found this at a flea market in brooklyn

that's all i got

>>20189466
>>20189475
this but unironically

>>20189892
Isn't that to keep out the ghosts ans sea creatures?

>>20189888
checked and sexo ad

>>20189459
For me? It's Slim Sally Hayes.

>>20189888
ads like that were meant for masturbation
men would actually do it because its all they had until the JC Penny catalog started showing bras and panty

>>20189888
>fat

>>20189459

>>20190148
kys AInigger

>>20189888
Sometimes I fantasise about an alternate universe where women are not disgusted by short men

>>20190148
fuck off with your ai slop

Is this the beginning of an epic new general? Should I introduce myself? I want OG cred once the community is established and we've moved on from posting advertising to blogging about our daily lives.

>>20190246
post something better or kys

>>20190251
Those two look pretty creepy

>>20190258
WTF is that? West coast turds?

>>20190248
I see you're grumpy as ever. I know the feeling... interviewed last week and just got told I didn't get the position. Feeling a bit down myself :/ But no way to go but upwards!

>>20189888
banana posture is truly the best.

LEGGO MY EGGO

Dont forget the salad shooter

all I have

>>20190253
fucking bill always dodging the question

>>20190293
was this before the phrase so hungry i could eat a horse
seems like the natural tagline

>>20190256
Why she staring like she’s looking at manmade horrors beyond her comprehension?

I miss Blimpies a lot.

>>20190301
I got to say: deviled ham is actually really good.

>>20190302
Who knows, maybe it's from HP Lovecraft

I’m a Sally man myself. Shirley simps are queers who clutch each other when a woman walks by.

>>20190301
crazy to think this was actually good food before the zogs changed the recipe bit by bit until it became nothing buy pure goyslop a shadow of its former self

>>20190302
its a joke product that tasted bad

If you search for old ads for food you will find more online. This is all I have now.

Roof Pizza

>>20190320
thats such a fucked up way to advertise that lol

you can really see the hope and anticipation in their eyes... if only they knew what we do.

>>20190498
theyre the ones who wrecked shit and made following generations crazy, retard

>>20189869
this one is pretty cool

>>20189895
this one is way too heavy for a oyster restaurant

>>20190558
not intentionally, which is what I was referring two, retarded retard.

>>20190584
>referring two,

>>20190597
yes you can spell, very good. A is for apple.

>>20190598
b is for bloody bhenchod

>>20190605
you must of gone to a really shitty school

>>20190616
>must of

>>20190633
yes, must of

Jello Rape Pudding Pops

>>20190665
Think he choked her to death because she wouldn't shut up? He'd get the 13 steps for that.

>>20190674
noice!

>>20190657
fookin ell. We were always degenerate. /po/ is a lie.

>>20190291
My parents have one of those and it actually still works

Budweiser: Beer so good you'll abduct a twink to serve it to you

Have an old menu

>>20190677

>>20190651
no anon, no

>>20190680
Maybe it should be a heine

>>20189466
>>20189475
i was going to come into this thread making a joke along the lines of
>so are we going to continue the retarded off topic shitposting too?
and whaddaya know, first two actual posts

>>20190697
WE GOT YOUR BACON!

Ginger Gum

How about some gummy maggots?

>>20190157
i have a number of short friends who do just fine. a couple of them aren't even particularly good looking. you can do it, Anon. there's lots of great people out there and any woman who judges a guy from his height isn't worth your time.

>>20190251
damn that's a good one

>>20190253
that doesn't explain anything!

>>20190762
Your mom wasn't explaining much when pumping you out

>>20190280
lordosis was considered extremely fashionable at the time

>>20190302
watch the episode and find out. you're unlikely to regret it.

>>20190737
based

Cheeseburger pizza

>>20190584
>>20190558
play nice you two

>>20190770
What a deal, 5 cents off on two packages

>>20190662
i want that cursive font

>>20190786
Look into linotype typefaces and fonts

>>20189459
Good translated video ad pizza japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1xQvNHZAg

>>20190799
Don't those radioactive mutants all put mayonaineese on their pizza?

>>20190709
LOL insane

>>20190803
Why yes, the video is translated and they do put mayonnaise on them.

>>20190768
that's probably true

>>20190826
I'll see that and raise you a tv dinner

>>20190799
damn thats really good advertising lol

Don't forget the boy-ar-dee

BEHOLD THE GREEN SLIME!

>>20190752
How short?

>>20190863
>Zpecial Sale
what did they mean by this

>>20190767
>lordosis was considered extremely fashionable at the time
still is

>>20190875
Those are retarded kids, just be nice and buy some lemonade, you don't have to drink it, and you shouldn't.

>>20190873
5'5"-ish maybe? one's maybe a little less? confidence, friend. you can do it.

>>20190885
I wasn't retarded, my cousin and I used to make mint selling lemonade off of central park in manhattan. For the money that it cost us and selling it for like 25 cents a cup, we were making like $50 each per day, that's not bad for a 16 and 17 year old.

>>20190903
>16 and 17
if youre not retarded they sure thought you were

>>20190903
how the fuck old are you

>>20190913
>>20190914
We actually did move the table around so it was in the sun. We got better sales that way if it was hot out.

>>20190697
>le bacon!! lole!!
the 2010s called they want their reddit memes back

>>20190704
would gladly give some little baby girlies my 100% meat iykwim

>>20190011
dude there was tons of 19th century porn, Victorians made scads of it. Nobody had to jack it to adverts. (Though nobody would stop you either, I guess)

>>20191159
>there was tons of 19th century porn
yes it existed
no, the average guy did not have access to it
for one it was illegal
Guys jacked it to averts for sure

>>20191164
Guys had sex and had 10 children

>>20191155
11:01 PM on a Friday night, I'm not getting bacon and eggs at this hour.

>>20191167
gross

>>20191167
Look up Henry VIII

>>20189466
No one asked numbnuts. Can't wait for four more years of big daddy Joe and the inevitable seethe that's bound to follow from you sad incels.

>>20191170
Home alone on a Friday night? God, you're pathetic.

>>20191175
Bad inbred genes probably

>>20190293
Fake and gay, this is created by an artist called Cris Shapan.

>>20189912
>fruiterer

>>20191181
Bloody brits, they cant help it.

>>20190850
I... would eat that.

>>20191164
>no, the average guy did not have access to it
false, it was "illegal" but was still all over

>>20189459
>nothing tastes as good as coffee
Not even coffee drinkers think that

>>20190740
I'M PICKLE RICK

>>20190774
Tbh it's fucking insane how well I Love Lucy holds up

>>20191232
More like pickle dick

>>20190320
I can't believe that's not butter

They Call Me Bruce a.k.a. A Fistful of Chopsticks (1982) DVDRip. XviD. MovieExtreme.avi.torrent

>>20191158
The one time I genuinely wish I didn't kwym

>>20191400

(im not actually into babies i prefer tweens btw not sure if this is relevant)

>>20190720
This is why he died on the toilet

>>20190799

>>20190715
We have to go back. I miss the 5 for $5 days.

>>20189466
Love from Khazakhstan

>>20191557
Back then $5 was 1.5.hours of labor.

Does /ck/ like German cognac?

>>20191572
That deal lasted at-least half of the 90's and saw at least two increases in minimum wage. Nonetheless, your point is recognized, but I generally wonder if you realize how far a dollar went in the 1990's? Gas was about $1 a gallon. That means minimum wage got you between 3-5 gallons of gas, depending on how late in the 1990's you were. Nowadays, minimum wage can net you 2-3 gallons of gas, if you're lucky. Other goods like say cigarettes: 2-3 packs depending on when in the decade per hour of work. Now, minimum wage doesn't cover the average price of a single pack.

Not to mention, food, beer and various luxuries were relatively cheaper. Some stuff was far more expensive, like televisions and some types of electronics, but those have plummeted in cost as we've gotten better at producing said equipment.
As for what rent was? I don't know, I wasn't old enough to be responsible for it in the 1990's, but I do remember the prices of certain goods vividly, especially when my mother complained, being the thrifty woman she was.

>>20190253
Awfully red for skinless, no?

>>20190733
Well, if it's good why wouldn't I buy it?

>>20191793
>he fell for the objective good

>>20191732

>>20189854
>posts a meme like this
>claims you're not at least 90 years old
doubt it, nice try

>>20190157
I wish that was true, then short men would die out

>>20190778
Cheeseburger? Sure!
https://youtu.be/MWDwZWCfp64

>>20191817
The hats and cognac made me think the non-Germans were French, making this an odd piece of Germany and France being friendly with each other.
But the other ad made me realise they are Turks.

>>20189869
>drinking beer while watching beer on tv
extremely high T

>>20191224
in nearly every home like internet porn is now?

That was not even true in the 80s
you could buy it , but you had to go to a porn shop
Most men did not
Large scale porn addiction did not start until the internet came

>>20190857
grim

>>20190674
Unless she's a perfectly proportioned midget, what the fuck animal did that t-bone come from?

>>20190857
>>20192430
Had this at a friend's house in '90 or '91. I was expecting "grim" but it wasn't all that bad. I have to admit, I was shocked, and I'm from NY. I've had worse pizza from a pizzeria. Santa Fe NM absolutely SUCKS ASS for pizza for some reason.

>>20190674
I'm putting together a team

>>20190678
Bulls on parade lol

>>20190715
>>20191734
Man, my local Arby's advertises two Beef n Cheddars for $7. Biden's America.

>>20190302
She is tasting man-made horrors beyond her comprehension.

>>20189891
King Alcohol's reign can never be toppled.

>>20190293
The text is trying too hard and giving it away.

>>20192874
They knew exactly what they were doing.

>>20191799

>>20191834
that meme reeks of millennial to me

>>20190320
>fuxley

>>20192847
you'd think with all the rich white women cosplaying it up as artist bohos shitting up the place that would have been rectified by now. when i lived in taos there was a pizza place at the base of the ski mountain where you could get a legit slice. albuquerque had a couple good spots as well.

>>20193381
*rich white women from NY

>>20190677
>sees 2 non whites in an old ad for milk
>nnnnooo the western world has collapsed
and they're the ones to call other snowflakes

>>20190293
>Dickman

>>20191190
desu i'd rather eat horsemeat than margarine

>>20190657
whats going on with the mouth of the child of colors ?

>>20191834
I grew up on the internet before smart phones. I remember being excited about smart phones letting me have internet access to my favorite sites on the go. I never expected normies to rush to the internet in droves with those damn cellphones. I want my old internet back. I wish we could go back.

>>20190799
>>20190820
Remind me again if the video is translated? I didn't pick it up the first time

>>20189888
These are by Alphonse Mucha in roughly the 1890s. I think he's interesting because his lithographs are very eye catching and stood the test of time as art even with many of them commissioned as advertisements.

>>20189915
>ugly ass man-baby mushroom nymph
Why do this?

>>20190680
Based ad though, I want a pet femboy to serve me drinks. The ancients had it figured out

Requesting vintage bourbon or whiskey ads

>>20192889
>1 teaspoon cayenne
Lol. Now spam me with hot sauce soyjaks

>>20194037
thanks arthistoryanon. art in the west has generally been commissioned work, whether by the state, religion, or commerce. the idea that real art must be free of such influences and that the artist is some kind of deeply special person is a relatively recent development. i used to sing tenor in a choir and all the beautiful church music i sang as while being a staunch atheist always made me think about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfIXre92ecY
Rare commercials from the 50s and 60s

>>20193609
>I grew up on the internet before smart phones.
same. but even in 2004 4chan we knew these caption memes were shit, this is a boomer meme in the literal sense of boomer, maybe even older
>>20193373
I'm a millenial and no it ain't. only if you've only hung out with much older people, even then it's a stretch

>>20189491
cunny.....

>>20195484
Get colonized white pedo scum

>>20194051
clearly you're not the target demographic for this product

>>20189954
I'd give her a between-meal treat if you know what I'm saying.

>>20190253
I miss Gee-Billposting.

Here’s some ads from when I visited the Coke Museum in Atlanta. Sorry in advance for the photo quality, I took these like seven years ago

>>20196853

>>20189459

>>20196859

>>20194466
I love those grapey nuts

>>20191572
And?
Minimum wage here is $7.25. That might buy one, but definitely not five.

>>20197013
what shithole state do you live in? Most states are far above the federal minimum wage.

>>20190743

>>20190304
Sounds like a restaurant for fat people. Shit name.

>>20197653
What do you think "minimum wage" means?
Genuinely curious.

>>20194037
>>20189888 is not Mucha but Henri Privat-Livemont. Really close to the Mucha style though, this guy had a great influence on ads.

>>20197653
minimum wage for waiters is less than 3 dollars

>>20199062
Almost all states specify that wait staff have to be paid the proper minimum wage if their waitstaff specific minimum wage combined with tips is less than it. Wait staff don't ever make less than the minimum wage even if they're technically being paid less than it via payroll. Never mind that tips means that a much smaller part of their income is taxed.

>>20199067
Yes this is true, the point though is that you are paying for service with your tip and not through payroll
This is why you should tip well even if you dislike the system

>>20190154
>>20190177
obsessed samefag

>>20190857
Chef Boiardi was a good man

>>20195245
Bro, do you even remember demotivational posters? They're caption memes with black boxes around them.
>>20199067
This is correct, employers who pay tipped wages have to get the employee up to minimum wage if the tips don't hit that threshold. Still, that's minimum wage which is not a livable wage at all, so tip your waiters and bartenders.

>>20199543
I miss demotivationals, but they became shit when they stopped being actual demotivationals and just became "literally anything with the motivational poster formatting".

>>20199548
You mean when places like memebase adopted the format and it stopped being a 4chan thing?
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

i love memes

bump

>>20199661
Nah because now memes that penetrate pop culture don't even come from 4chan anymore

>>20201152
I feel like that was overtaken by other sites by the early '10s.
Not him, but the change I'd look for is when you have no desire to use an imageboard for whatever you use it for now. Not 4chan in particular, the particular hats don't matter much. But when the format itself seems like... what you'd feel posting on USENET or early BBS-style forums now.

>>20190258
>when you hear they're serving pudding and then you remembered you were in the UK

>>20189906
What a beautiful lie.

>>20190858
>>20190863
>IT'S LEMONADE TIME!
>No, dad, no!

>>20192076
The uniforms are clearly french. Turks didn't have the kepi, the french officer has a fur collar (turks didn't fight in the cold) and the gun is a 305mm Skoda, used in the European theater.

>>20192076
The uniforms are Austrian. Turks didn't have the kepi, the Austrian officer has a fur collar (turks didn't fight in the cold) and the gun is a 305mm Skoda, used in the European theater by the Austrians.