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CK webm thread?

>> No.20182774
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>> No.20182791

>>20182777
Did shoenice died?

>> No.20182797

>>20182786
Only actual cook posted so far. Incidentally the hottest too.

>> No.20182802

Somebody please post the fat woman making some kind of chocolate lasagna, I think it's from a German tv show

>> No.20182803

>>20182791
Still alive making tiktoks

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>>20182770
SHIT THREAD

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>> No.20182836

>>20182825
I don't understand how he doesn't cut off his fingers when he's blind as a bat

>> No.20182838

Not a single good webm yet

>> No.20182843

>>20182823
>alreaty
Opinion dismissed

>> No.20182846

>>20182838
post one you think is good then fag

>> No.20182855

>>20182825
I wonder how her O face looks.

>> No.20182859

>>20182823
Does America really run on milkshakes?

>> No.20182880

>>20182846
No.

>> No.20182892

>>20182859
America doesn't run at all

>> No.20182893
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>>20182859
Milkshakes were popularized by ice cream parlors
When prohibition was established, bars changed their business models to making ice cream and by the time prohibition was repealed, two generations of Americans had grown up eating ice cream instead of drinking beer
With dairy becoming so profitable, many farms turned from growing grains for alcohol to growing feed for dairy cattle and pasturland
This led to half a century of American infatuation with ice cream and ice cream products, but as they got older, those Americans also got fat
By the 1980s dairy consumption had dropped so much that the government had to buy up the surplus milk and cream in order for basically all the farms not to go bankrupt
The only way to store dairy long-term is to make it into cheese
The US now has billions of tons of cheese stored in underground bunkers all across the country
There is also a government-led dairy cabal that orchestrates and promotes dairy consumption around the world in order to offset having to spend tax money on making even more cheese
This is all very real, the US has a Lord and Lady of Cheese, look it up
I can't say anything more good luck and stay safe

>> No.20182894

>>20182893
im not reading all that but i love narnar milkshakes

>> No.20182902

>>20182797
>ladles soup into bowls
>cook
The board is called Food & Cooking, not just Cooking.

>> No.20182921

>>20182893
So basically you're saying vegans should promote alcoholism, as that would make grain more profitable than cattle feed?

>> No.20182924

>>20182786
>Didn't dip her thumb in
Ruined

>> No.20182932
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>>20182893
>The US now has billions of tons of cheese stored in underground bunkers all across the country

>> No.20182937

>>20182932
>>20182921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFTqY9Y5rU
It has to do with government subsidies, the USDA pays price subsidies to keep milk production at a certain level which leads to tons of milk end to the USDA. They then pay to have it made into government cheese that used to be directly sent to people on welfare

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>> No.20182971

>>20182774
the sauce is too many for the pasta amount

>> No.20182975

>>20182962
lol, least he didn't get his hands dirty

>> No.20182978

>>20182786
She looks part white

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>> No.20182991

>>20182962
is he mealprepping for the next Boston marathon?

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Where are the usual spammers at?

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>>20183044

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>> No.20183088

>>20183016
Poor piggy :(

>> No.20183090

>>20183044
Holy fucking shit its been awhile since Ive seen that one. Im in my 30's and I think that "butterburger" would give me fucking immediate heart palpitatons.

>> No.20183095

>>20183070
lel this dude is just trolling at this point

>> No.20183099
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>>20182770
Big boobs are gross.

>> No.20183114

>>20183099
based

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>>20183088
I have more soothing pig webms

>> No.20183120

>>20182791
he cannot die until he has ended world hunger

>> No.20183138

>>20182808
Would

>> No.20183151

>>20182893
you make it sound like public sector support/subsidies for industry is some sort of evil conspiracy. unless you're some sort of hardcore neoclassical economist this is a complicated and interesting area of governance, with all kinds of advantages and tradeoffs. moreover, with the rise of the new populist right, even many right-wingers are increasingly interested in protectionist policies for various domestic industries. even if you allow that government industry subsidy is necessarily a net negative in terms of economic efficiency, which i don't agree with, there are lots of other defensible reasons to subsidize various industries, for reasons economic, cultural, strategically defensive, etc. if you're really concerned with regulatory capture by industry, better look at finance and banking rather than agriculture. now that's something much closer to, as you describe it, a cabal.

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>> No.20183427

>>20182786
>Didn't spit in
Ruined

>> No.20183457

>>20183099
Don't worry baka, that bra is hella padded, her tits aren't half that size.

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>> No.20183793

>>20182823
all that bitching but he still bought one

>> No.20183825

>>20183478
Why not pre-mix all of that shit and then just serve it out of a giant vat and then top it with the veggies? Would save a ton of time and be more sanitary.
>in b4 "the non-descript slops go bad if you mix them"

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>>20183487

>> No.20183863

>>20183825
Indians are stupid.

>> No.20183864

>>20183163
Imagine putting that on your dick

>> No.20183877

>>20182777
Stop posting

>> No.20183898

>>20182823
I really wonder seeing the present state of the world with tra****s everywhere and things getting worse by the day why anyone even wants to live a long life anymore? Just eat delicious food and enjoy it.

>> No.20183900

It’s always the same three fags posting the same retarded webms in these threads.

>> No.20183927

>>20183469
lol @ eating trash and being fat

>> No.20184127

>>20182774
funny how poor people still end up buying premade food like frozen garlic bread and a bottle of zesty italian dressing instead of whole ingredients for much less.

>> No.20184142

>>20182786
cute trans woman

>> No.20184148

>>20182774
That pasta is gonna be overcooked, and it has too much sauce, but other than that it's your standard sloppa.

>> No.20184150

>>20182812
the older i get the more i realize i just want a whore to feed and watch her plump up

>> No.20184162

>>20182937
Why did they stop sending cheese to welfare queens?

>> No.20184186

>>20182770
ugly

>> No.20184251

>>20183163
I do not care for this. Delete it

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>>20184150

>> No.20184302

>>20183898
Poor little faggy, are the tra****s making you wanna kill yourself? You should do it

>> No.20184316

>>20182823
I hate that I'm 30 and my hairline is just like his. Makes me not want to go outside. I'm too vain to accept balding.

>> No.20184320

>>20183898
traitors?

>> No.20184322

>>20183163
nope.

>> No.20184344

>>20183825
to flavor it to taste anon

>> No.20184348

>>20184127
Garlic bread I an excuse, its easier to buy a loaf for 2 bucks than the try to make you owna nd have it taste hours.

Sauce is just wasteful to dump that much into fucking four servings

>> No.20184351

>>20184162
They decided to do free market reforms under Clinton where they privatized it and essentially gave it to store brands to make their own cheese for free

>> No.20184355

>>20184316
Its cool anon I'm 30 and am just seeing single grays pop up. You realize nobody gives a fuck and just accept it. Or go to /fit/ and learn about meds and shit if you have the cash for it

>> No.20184405

>>20184150
#achievablegoals

>> No.20184432

>>20184186
How so incel?

>> No.20184491

>>20182838
Nope. Just another tik tok mukbang bot thread

>> No.20184516

>>20182783
mmm a burnt mouth roof always adds the experience.

>> No.20184519

>>20183473
lol wtf

>> No.20184574

>>20182981
Now this is the kind of innovation I can get behind.

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>>20183496
>so where should we put all of this
>in a plastic bin of course
i don't understand

>> No.20184814

>>20182981
kekked hard when he started driving it

>> No.20184877

>>20182770
she looks like a hotter version of my cousin's wife who is a swinger and propositioned me but I politely declined even though she cute

>> No.20184909

>>20184186
Touch pussy

>> No.20184915
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>> No.20184925

>>20184316
>I'm 30 and my hairline is just like his. Makes me not want to go outside.
Nah you were already like that. Normal dudes who go bald are not happy about it, but don't start hiding in their house lmao

>> No.20184953

>>20184316
Wear a hat retard

>> No.20185164

>>20182812
I really wish I was her toilet

>> No.20185174

>>20184915
>these are the people complaining about americans
so american people?

>> No.20185306

>>20182797
>>20182924
>>20183427
You fucks see a skinny vaguely feminine person and cream yourselves immediately. Pathetic. This girl wouldn't survive childbirth. If she's even actually a female

>> No.20185312

>>20182814
I see no difference from niggers.

>> No.20185315

>>20184316
Buzz it off retard. You 100% weren't good looking enough to be that much of a faggot over it.

>> No.20185372

>>20183099
kys pedo. You will be caught. You will be arrested. You will be killed in prison. And everyone will clap.

>> No.20185397

>>20183053
Does he get out?

>> No.20185426

>>20182777
kek

>> No.20185437

>>20182797
Lol nah
>>20182775
Mogs your chinky

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>>20182838
Fine, I'll post a good one, then.

>> No.20185447

>>20182770
Is this porn? It giving major shitty porn intro vibes?
From the way shes dressed, the lighting, the acting itself

>> No.20185470

>>20185444
rich culcha

>> No.20185477

>>20184595
You just know those shrimp haven’t been deveined

>> No.20185497

>>20184127
working class people don't have the vibrancy and vitality to put their all into their food if they're not from a food-centric culture. come home from the coal mine or the sweatshop you just wanna slump on the couch, beat the wife, etc. humans work with limited psychological facilities and they have to pick where they want to use them.

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>>20185477
That's the thing you find error with in that video?
People traditionally shell and devein while they eat at events like this.

>> No.20185514

>>20183489
every single movement of his is designed to unsettle me

>> No.20185558

Why are webm threads now nothing but shit designed to illicit responses from people?

>> No.20185609

>>20182991
Nah he'd have brought a rice cooker

>> No.20185638

>>20182981
who even thinks of this, nevermind going ahead and doing it

>> No.20185647

>>20182774
You think a low income family is going to spend all that money on a single meal? Is this bitch retarded?

>> No.20185657

>>20182989
wtf was that?

>>20183016
based, nothing goes to waste and the cheeks and tongue is very good meat

>> No.20185706

>>20185647
that's a woman?

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>>20184150

>> No.20185753

>>20182775
goblina de la maíz

>> No.20185759

>>20182823
America is such a fucking shithole. an entire nation of people raised on goyslop like the one in webm

>> No.20186006

>>20185312
The animal is dead and has been cleaned up, duh.

>> No.20186059

>>20183115
I thought this was going to be a hotel sink "cooking" video for a second

>> No.20186076

>>20182774
Sloppa, expensive can of chives. Slow cookers are not cooking

>> No.20186080

>>20183496
>lemon juice
>oh its hunch punch a classic negroid part-
>creole seasoning?
>gotta be crayfish then
>bucket of sausage
>it can't be jambalaya theres no rice
>like 8 different kinds of crab
>why even bother all the flavors in the corn and sausage?
>then they put it all in a plastic tub
It wasn't until the loop started the second time I realized the base for their "stock" is fucking Hawaiian punch lmao

>> No.20186082

>>20182775
Imagine the shitz

>> No.20186090

>>20184516
I've eaten pizza way hotter than that

>> No.20186091

>>20184162
Its easier for politicians to embezle if they pay the welfare as a cash stipend out of a large fund

>> No.20186105

>>20185647
you need an initial investment for bulk items. if you are low on cash its cheaper to buy for a single meal than it is to buy enough for a few weeks worth of meals. Thats why poverty is so hard to get out of. You need to spend a lot before you get to spend little. if you cant get that initial investment you are stuck in a cycle

>> No.20186113

>>20182823
>6ft man wearing a size small t-shirt
Opinion discarded

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>>20182825
Still makes minimum wage :(

>> No.20186127

>>20182962
soy cucks first time cooking. i hate these types of people. just eat your fast food until you die mid 30s from bowel cancer

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>>20182981
Disappointed that the keys don't move the skewers

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>>20183477
Lmao i just noticed the pack of cigarettes

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>>20186127
There's nothing inherently unhealthy about fast food. The movie Fat Head proved that.

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>>20183473
Like a fucking sitcom

>> No.20186443

>>20184915
>MAN like
What did he mean by that?

>> No.20186447

>>20182775
I'm in love

>> No.20186530

>>20182823
>Orders the most sugary and shitty food
>It's...LE BAD FOR YOU
I hate these faggots. No one aside from the young or braindead think this shit is fine to consume ever. It's not any big "gatcha!" or enlightening shit to point out how bad it is.

>> No.20186543 [DELETED] 

>>20182775
what's wrong with her lip?

>> No.20186548

>>20182774
>low income
>a whole bottle of dressing for one meal
they are rich

>> No.20186553

>>20184316
Im 30 and I would be happy if my hairline looked this good

>> No.20186558

>>20185372
nooo if you dont like freakish tumor sized boobs you are a pedo!

>> No.20186560

>>20185447
Its lauren phillips anon. her pouring the coffee like an idiot was the giveaway

>> No.20186561

>>20182836
he?

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>>20182812
>puts bone back in with un eaten chicken

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>>20182981

>> No.20186642

>>20183151
Man you retards really don't understand the right at all and just react to some histrionic fictionilizatiom you came up with in your heads to cope with their rebellion.

>> No.20186645

>>20184316
You should stay inside. I hate having to see bald and fat people when I go out. It makes me feel sick. Most 65+ year olds are also repellent. There should be hours in which ugly people have to stay indoors so normal people can get stuff down with the guarantee of not seeing ugliness.

>> No.20186653

>>20183467
And of course they both have tranny faces and aesthetics

>> No.20186661

>>20186129
I think they do

>> No.20186663

>>20183496
>>20184595
wtf there's more spices than food in this shit

>> No.20186666

>>20182812
Perfect boobs.

>> No.20186672

>>20184302
You're just actively making the world a worse place to live in and should stop being enabled entirely.

>> No.20186674

>>20184127
Working class people don't have tight-knit extended family units anymore to make cooking in bulk like that viable.

>> No.20186684

>>20186663
Because negros have fried their taste buds to the point they have no sense of actual taste outside "salt" and "hot". They have the physiological taste range of 90 year old geriatrics.

>> No.20186688

>>20185306
>>20184142
You are so fucking mad lmao

>> No.20186693

>>20185497
That's why the wife cooked you bigoted idiot

>> No.20186704

>>20186653
obsessed

>> No.20186850

>>20186543

allergic to corn

>> No.20186855

>>20182814

This is how CWD will be transmitted to humans.

>> No.20186873

>>20184915
Why are brits like this?

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Scraegg.

>> No.20186885

>>20184595
If you aint sneezing, it aint seasoned

>> No.20186895

>>20186878
Overcomplicating the egg is the quickest sign of a scam product.

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>> No.20186919

>>20186873
he's the most american looking brit I've ever seen

and I'm not just talking about fatness, that beard and NY yankees hat combo isn't something you see very often in Britain

>> No.20186936

>>20186919
>full english
>mum
Keep coping. Brits gonna Brit

>> No.20186949

>>20186904
that rocks

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>>20186936
>>20186873
>>20185174
>>20186919
You guys can rest easy, I looked into it. He is some kind of hispanic living in the UK.

>> No.20186963

>>20182978
Probably Ainu mix or some shit. Ironically despite trying to completely assimilate the Ainu, Japanese beauty standards revolve around them.

>> No.20186976

>>20185657
the slants kill animals alive as fast as possible as they believe the more suffering endured the more life force you absorb.
aka its good for your penis just like rhino horns, elephant tusks, shark fins, etc.

>> No.20186982

>>20186976
The most frustrating part of this practice is that unlike the tusks and shark fins, a stressed and scared animal might actually taste better (or at least distinct) based on heightened concentrations of adrenaline.

>> No.20186990

>>20186953
probably a chicano on study abroad

>> No.20187000

>>20186982
I'm pretty sure that's just something Hannibal came up with and isn't real.
Its a shame that dying isn't enough, why make something suffer? Is the flavor really that much better?
I'm not some vegan faggot or something, I just believe that if it dies, it shouldn't die terrified in horrible pain.

>> No.20187009

>>20186982
They taste worse

>> No.20187029

>>20186976
yeah they're fucked in the head, I know. But what was it before? A turtle? A rabbit?

>> No.20187041

>>20187029
Probably bugs

>> No.20187049

>>20187009
Oh so the animal being afraid and stressed does affect the taste, but in a negative way, so they're actually making things worse for themselves too all to adhere to a sueprstition. Fuck I hate chinks so much. I used to work with this huge fat chink (or as I call them, chunks) and he was always dumb af and totally unhelpful.

>> No.20187080

>>20187049
Temple Grandin's whole career is about making sure slaughterhouses
Sure, there's a humanitarian angle to it but also a peacefully slaughtered animal just tastes better
This is why hunters typically use projectiles that are way more powerful than necessary to kill their game
You want to take your prey with one shot, one and done
If you injure the animal, even fatally, and it gets stressed and suffers, the meat will taste bad
So even hunters, whether out of compassion or, what, greed? Gluttony? Pride? It doesn't matter, they want the animal to not to suffer

>> No.20187082

>>20187080
*slaughterhouses are peaceful

>> No.20187087

>>20187080
Its also viewed as part of being a good hunter to kill the animal as painlessly as possible. It takes skill to get a good heart or lung shot that will end a deer quickly where as any retard could blast it in the leg and leave the animal to die from infection or a slow festering wound.

Based Temple Gardin poster anon she came to my school as a guest of the college of agriculture

>> No.20187097

>>20182783
Every time I see these, no one ever looks happy afterwards

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>>20186895

Dont worry, it does oatmeal too!

>> No.20187127

>>20187087
kek I couldn't remember her name so I googled "autistic beef lady" and she came right up
Yeah it's a skill to take an animal with one shot and I absolutely respect the hell out of it

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>>20186895
>>20187126

and keen-wah!

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>>20183484

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>>20182825

>> No.20187513

>>20183163
wtf

>> No.20187528

>>20182823
>did you know super sweet fast food milkshakes aren't healthy?!
Gee thanks Cronkite

>> No.20187536

>>20187097
Because the flesh on the roof of their mouth is melting

>> No.20187538

>>20182893
"Government cheese" hasn't been a thing for 20 years. And they didn't just store it in a bunker, they gave it all to poorfags

>> No.20187541 [DELETED] 

>>20186672
>You're just actively making the world a worse place to live in for CHUDS LIKE ME specifically
Ftfy. Kill yourself <3

>> No.20187556

>>20182774
I grew up dirt poor in a town of retarded hillbillies and NEVER ate a meal like this once. Dinner was always slow-cooked cheap cuts and discards, potatoes and whatever wilted or frozen vegetable mom could get cheap, with maybe bead, pasta or noodles every few days for some variety. The idea of adding $10 worth of seasoning and cream cheese to a single meal would have been seen as needlessly wasteful - even to the kind of people who live on the poverty line but still smoke a pack of a day and buy lottery tickets every week.

>> No.20187661

>>20187538
Because the dairy cabal came up with "Got Milk?"
They are still making and storing the cheese they want you not to know this

>> No.20187705

>>20182825
I'm in love.

>> No.20187749

>>20182989
Can someone explain this?

>> No.20187770

>>20187749
When meat has been butchered really recently there is still energy in the muscles that hasn't degraded yet. When you add salt it activates the energy causing the muscles to move. That meat was butcher very very recently

>> No.20187811

>>20186129
They do, watch the end.

>> No.20187960

>>20182812
sauce?

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>>20183115
>>20186059

>> No.20187969

>>20183492
this woman must be the size of a large squirrel look at how big her cup is

>> No.20187975

>>20186919
>large oasis
no one in america drinks whatever the fuck oasis is. he's obviously a brit

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>>20187981
seagulls are rats with wings

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>> No.20188386

>>20183496
>>20184595
Wouldn't the best way to boil shellfish like this is to cut them in half and let the spices pour in?

>> No.20188564

>>20182825
whats with chinks and using a cleaver to cut fucking EVERYTHING

>> No.20188611

>>20184316
His hairline is fine for a grown man, he just got a retarded haircut that makes it look stupid.

>> No.20188626

>>20183793
Yeah and I want one so bad. all that sugary goo and syrupy goodness would certainly mend me right somehow. take the edge off. Then, to go work I'll have to balance it out with three of their espressos which I'll have to drink black and that'll suck but it'll be worth it. This guy is tricking me into going dunkin donuts, it's not right.

>> No.20188630

>>20182902
The ladle is an excellent tool to put soup into the bowl. That's Cheffing 101, pal.

>> No.20188680

>>20182775
After she washes her face she changes weight classes, holy hell she must be hiding a beyond ugly face under all that paint and plaster.

>> No.20188718

>>20186663
>>20186684
>whites getting this upset over people using spices
No wonder no one likes your cooking lmao

>> No.20188738

>>20183138
Beasiality is illegal, anon.

>> No.20188770

>>20184595
100% these shrimp aint been deveined and are full of poo

>> No.20188772

>>20188140
B O O B A
O
O
B
A

>> No.20188788

>>20183496
Why are they always so arrogant and cocky about this shit? You just boiled a bunch of shit in a 1:1 mix off kool-aid and dried spice mix.

>> No.20188794

>>20184582
>No cumin
>No coriander
>No tumeric
>Sugar
Yeah nah

>> No.20188799

>>20186878
>Help me Scraeggbot my strength is waining

>> No.20188813

>>20186105
>you need an initial investment for bulk items.
5 kilograms of flour is not that much of an investment, and with some practice you can have better bread and better pastas than you could ever afford. The time you can spend cooking is the money you don't spend.
sure, it's easier when your at home all-day long and when you have a cultural capital.

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>>20188770
That's the best part.

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Imagine eating this good

>> No.20188833

>>20188832
so damn JUICY

>> No.20188846

>>20185504
if at all

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>>20184150
I have always been confused about the appeal of the fetish, but I think I get it now from seeing the before picture.

>cute young girl just entering the realistically 5 year span of time where she will be effortlessly beautiful.

>Thinks she is outsmarting everyone by cashing in on her beauty with fetish videos and laughing as she collects money from her pay pigs.
>Didn't save or invest any of it
>Prime beauty years obliterated with stretched skin and fat deposits that will follow her forever.
>Destroying herself, oblivious to the consequences and happily recording it all for everyone to see

>> No.20188923

>>20186105
I know you fags love copying and pasting this argument over and over again, but these people should not be defended for their choice to flounder and appear as victims of the poverty cycle when they could choose to do better by accepting their position and compromising on their luxuries to survive.

>> No.20189083

>>20187556
Not to be pedantic but there's a difference between being "low-income" (which is the result of many different factors) and being perpetually broke white trash like you were. Also Americans have gotten much richer overall compared to 20 or 30 years ago, so the baseline standards for living have bumped up quite a bit too.

>> No.20189305

>>20184316
You're luck. Half the zoomers I see are already victim to the norwood reaper.

>> No.20189336

>>20188923
Anon, massive developments in manufacturing economics of scale have caused what were once luxury items to be fully attainable. There's nobody who can't afford a 900k house because they spend $450 dollars every 5 years on a big screen tv. The amount you could conceivably save cutting out (now fully attainable and affordable) luxuries is totally inconsequential to the amount needed to make large high profile purchases like a house or vehicle. Most people, if they literally had no expenses OR taxes and could put 100% of their gross income into savings or investments to work towards a down payment on something significant they'd be saving for a decade or more.

People are spending frivolously because saving and living frugally doesn't enable them to reach their milestone purchases anyway. It's just locking money away which will never be spent same as if you simply burned it.

>> No.20189424

>>20187049
it makes the meat tough and gamey, but asians grow up eating stuff that tastes like that whatever you do it, so they think its the standard meat taste and actively seek for it

>> No.20189428

>>20189424
>whatever
however
sorry

>> No.20189433

>>20186704
obese

>> No.20189438

>>20183496
>edible crabs are going extinct for this

>> No.20189447

>>20187705
shes ugly as hell

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>>20189438
>there are crabs that are not edible

>> No.20189471

>>20183473
needs the curb outro at the end

>> No.20189478

>>20188564
It's just the style of knife they prefer for whatever reason. They're not all meat cleavers though, the ones they use for everything else are lighter and thinner like a chef's knife.

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happy friday my bros

>> No.20189513

>>20189502
thanks i've been looking for the gyro pizza

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>>20189513
anon thats gyro chicken

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>> No.20189522

>>20186878
Giga Puddi!

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>> No.20189547

>>20186990
Studying and emulating how to live bong. Looks like he has it down pat

>> No.20189562

>>20189452
kek

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>>20189522

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>> No.20189576

>>20188140
These stanley cup folks might be the dumbest trend chasing consumers out there but she is probably far less angry and concerned about shit in the world than me. I bet she lives a happier life.

>> No.20189585

>>20189576
I dunno man a lot of pretty girls hate their life. Only getting to eat 1000 calories a day and needing to spend an hour in a makeup chair.

>> No.20189593

>>20189566
damn, time flies

>> No.20189626

>>20182814
This is incredibly fucking vile holy shit

>> No.20189666

>>20185638
it's about having fun and seeing if you can

>> No.20189675

>>20188718
shit b8 m8 try again

>> No.20189709

>>20187129
>keen-wah!

>> No.20189746

>>20186167
Man, I loved that Aladdin movie.

>> No.20189798

>>20182774
With the cost of the shit she threw in there you could make godlike shit.
Poor in spirit, poor in life.

>> No.20189832

>>20189798
Isn't throwing raw chicken in there nasty? I always brown my chicken a little before i throw it in a crock pot

>> No.20189846

>>20189832
Only chicken skin/chicken fat, if it's trimmed browning it can give it a dry texture
With thigh meat this isn't usually an issue but for breast meat it would taste bad especially for something like chicken tinga

>> No.20189851

>>20189846
Oh, I normally just make curry or chili so I assume the water in the recipe is what is keeping my meat moist then.

>> No.20189867

>>20189336
This may very well be the “logic,” but it’s fucking retarded though. You don’t need to buy 900k house as your first home purchase. You can buy a 200k condo and roll that equity into buying a house after paying on it for a few years.

>> No.20189907

>>20189585
But they always seem so happy. The one in the webm looks happy

>> No.20189922

>>20189907
Did we watch the same webm? She looks miserable.

>> No.20189940

>>20182893
>by the time prohibition was repealed, two generations of Americans had grown up eating ice cream instead of drinking beer
Prohibition lasted 13 years, not 50

>> No.20189962

>>20182770
>Lets re re re re post the Same webms from the past 2 years!!!
>AGAIN!!!
Why are 4chan fags like this?
>Inb4 post new vídeos yourself then fag hurrr
FUCK OFF

>> No.20189963

>>20189962
Anon that was OC i made my self a few days ago

>> No.20189968

>>20189940
There's no drinking age for ice cream

>> No.20190019

>>20187998
Some things are just so self evident that a human has an inherent understanding of them.

Also yes seagull are bests and should be killed on sight.

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>>20189538
>That deep breath she takes like she was going to start laughing

>"Wew its going to be strong"

This lady

>> No.20190042

>>20182804
You made a typo when searching for the board, you meant to go to >>>/co/

>> No.20190247

>>20189922
I could fix her

>> No.20190379

>>20182770
She's not particularly attractive and has one of the most annoying voices I've ever heard in my life.

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>>20185444

>> No.20190572

>>20189576
>being a whore on the internet
>happy life

Pick one anon

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>>20189515

>> No.20190840

>>20182962
I pray to God a family was driving by to see this.
Or a pack of kids on bikes.
Or an old ass European with alzheimers thinks her village is getting burned down.
She would have to be pretty old,old enough to remember the 40's

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>> No.20190864

>>20183070
Salt Stabros.

>> No.20190893

>>20183487
2 handed vs 1 handed technique

>> No.20190902

>>20182962
>homer the smithers

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>>20183487
>>20183489
Imagine when he reveals his power level

>> No.20190915

>>20187969
Heh

>> No.20190927

>>20183857
Is that the starship troopers magic healing device?

>> No.20191203

>>20190861
serration is only for bread

>> No.20191205

>>20190927
thats a hyperbaric chamber so david douchecovney's characters hand doesn't age from oxygen in zoolander

>> No.20191212

>>20185312
>he starts to actually believe it's just socioeconomic differences

>> No.20191545

>>20190713
Where did the guy go?

>> No.20191615

>>20184348
>Garlic bread I an excuse, its easier to buy a loaf for 2 bucks than the try to make you owna nd have it taste hours.
>butter
>bread
>garlic
>parsley

You just smash garlic into butter and mix it with parsley. The spread it on the bread. How would that take hours?

>> No.20191629

>>20188564
>>20189478
>be cheap Chinese restaurant owner
>regular sharpening of knives whittle it down and have to buy new one
>cleaver will last several years to grind down

They're just cheap

>> No.20191662

>>20183053
Get? Out? How? He?

>> No.20192243

>>20191545
burst into treats

>> No.20192332

>>20191203

Shopkeeper, the lady would like to inspect the Wüsthofs!

>> No.20192348

>>20182774
>all that chicken
>whole bottle of dressing
>whole tub of basil
>whole pack of cream cheese

This person has never been poor.

>processed ham chopped up plus a veg
>white sauce made from milk, flour, small amount of butter, chicken stock cube and a small sprinkling of spices
>pasta
>optional cheese

Probably costs a third of that and can be cooked on just a stove. People won't learn to cook basic foods and end up with this terrible 'hacks' that cost stupid amounts, have shitloads of salt and fat and taste worse.

>> No.20192400

>>20182770
>puts the dirty spoon directly on the counter
What the actual fuck

>> No.20192412

>>20186693
yeah but she's just as washed out using her energy surviving the beatings

>> No.20192745

>>20183484
Absolute unit. How does she do it?

>> No.20192882

>>20183487
Imagine losing the use of your right arm all because you thought rehab was beneath you.

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>>20187968
>Not my problem

>> No.20192980

>>20182825
She seems genuinely fun to be around.

>> No.20192991

>>20189447
yellow fever fags are some of the most delusional in the entire world

>> No.20193026

>>20189502
>I thought it said "Liberate me" - "Save me." But it's not "me." It's "Liberate tutame" - "Save yourself". And it gets worse.

>> No.20193147

>>20182797
isn't this just the ragebait video thread
why post actual cooks

>> No.20193210

>>20191615
You would still need to buy the loaf unless you bake it yourself

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>> No.20193252

>>20193238
>4 ingredients
>adds 5 ingredients

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>> No.20193383

>>20193252

thank you for feeding the engagement algorithm

>> No.20193420

>>20191545
heaven

>> No.20193430

>>20193383
is that how 4chan works? please like and subscribe this post!

>> No.20193598

>>20182774
Besides better preparation, this looks good.
Also she probably lives in the middle of nowhere, that ranch is probably twenty cents out there.

Y'all are fags and retarded. That's a decent meal.