/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20174882
It's good you know what you look like, but just use toast.

>>20174882
Why is it better to lick the plate clean with your tongue than using a piece of toast to sop it up?

That's your right, as an American.

>>20174886
>>20174888
I do not like the excess calories. 3 eggs, 2 links of bacon if I am feeling naughty. Toast is just buttered carbs, empty, unfulfilling, and a bland temptation. I give my dog the pancakes if they must be included.

>>20174903
what's the point of eating breakfast out if you're not going to treat yourself to something decadent? you shouldn't be eating there often enough that it's a problem. if you're just going to eat eggs and sausages, why not stay home and save some money?

>>20174903
>I am an insufferable twit
Enjoy dying alone.

>>20174903
Links of bacon? LINKS?! Are you kookoo nuts?!

>>20174882
Just break the yolk on top and spread it over the rest of the egg white. Don't cut straight through the egg all the way like in your pic.

>>20174911
>what's the point of eating breakfast out if you're not going to treat yourself to something decadent?
I mean yeah those 1600kcal cinnamon banana pancakes sound nice but jesus man. That is the only meal of the day, and heavy carb sugar loaded it is going to leave you hungry and on edge.

>>20174912
Nonsense. Auron will be with me. He is a good dog.

>>20174913
For cocopuffs. Well not actually since that is just more carbs and sugar. Everyone calls them links in the menus but I guess strips is more accurate.

>>20174928
>Everyone calls them links in the menu
What fucking diner calls them links in the menu, anon. I have never seen such a thing.

>>20174936
...huh

Ok disregard that I suck cocks. I inserted links behind bacon all these years.

>>20174882
You could say we all like all foods with our tongues. I like it with my brain and stomach too.

>>20174928
>mean yeah those 1600kcal cinnamon banana pancakes sound nice but jesus man. That is the only meal of the day, and heavy carb sugar loaded it is going to leave you hungry and on edge.
what I'm saying is you don't go out to a breakfast diner if you're worried about your macros and calories that day. it's a treat, you go every couple months and gorge yourself, and then you go back to normal. It takes 5 minutes to make bacon and eggs at home for a fraction of the price, I just don't get why you'd go out for that.

>>20174942
So it's clear that you don't go to diners, but the question is: do you even like eggs?

I like to feed links of bacon to my neighbor's dog. I'm trying to give it a heart attack because I hate it

>>20174903
You actually find yourself feeling "naughty", anon? I hope you don't use that language IRL. Christ almighty.

>>20174942
Your GIF confirms that you suck cocks. Probably little child cocks. Disgusting weebs.

>>20174952
>links of bacon
Stop it, don't encourage him. Links of bacon isn't a thing and if you insist on using that language I shall have to pen a wicked essay on your delinquency

>>20174948
People suck and want to go out? I mean I can invite them over but then I got to deep clean and make room for everyone and it's a whole damn thing.

>>20174950
I would attached a chicken permanently ass to mouth with duct tape to directly deposit eggs into my mouth if they were soft boiled and peeled.

>>20174967
>I would attached a chicken permanently ass to mouth with duct tape to directly deposit eggs into my mouth if they were soft boiled and peeled
This actually begs another question, which is why you don't just suck the yolk out of your eggs instead of spilling them onto your plate first

>>20174971
>why you don't just suck the yolk out of your eggs instead of spilling them onto your plate first
What in the sweet hells did you just say anon?

>>20174974
In comparison to licking a plate clean in public, I really don't think it's any more or less embarrassing

Try pooping your pants right there at the diner next time. Pure delight.

>>20175010
are you me

>>20175010
>Try pooping your pants right there at the diner next time. Pure delight.

>>20174967
>>20174971
Answer me, coward

>>20175084
I don't even understand the godamn post anon. You mean with a straw or something? I like to cut up the whites into segments then puncture the yolks and mix them together. To get as much on the whites as possible. Then animal mode what is left on the plate. What the FUCK do you do when you suck and spit the yolk?!

>>20175092
So, instead of using a knife and fork to cut into the yolks of your eggs, use them to separate your eggs into discrete sections of yolk an egg; as if you were separating several fried eggs into individual fried eggs, if you follow me. Then you just slurp these discrete sections of egg white and egg yolk on down your gullet. And if that seems crazy, I want you to really conceptualize the sight of seeing a person lick egg yolk off of a plate vs, I don't know, using a spoon or fork to lift an entire fried egg onto their mouth.

>>20175092
Put your mouth on the fried egg and suck. How is it different from linking the plate?

>>20175092
>>20175112
Order the egg. Suck the egg. Shit the egg. God, life's relentless.

>>20175092
Why don't you suck the yolk, anon? Why is licking better?

>>20175138
>>20175131
>>20175112
>>20175107
I am being fucking played, There is no fucking way there is this many yolk suckers in existence. I have never in my life seen anyone do this. What fucking state or country do you even live in? This is Zanadiqa in South Dakota.

>>20175144
Just try it, man. You're already licking plates for that sweet hit of yolk.

>>20175144
>licks yolk off of plates
>thinks bacone is referred to as "links"
>concerned about appearances

>>20174942
Links are the sausage. Sausage links.

>>20175144
SUCK. THE. YOLK. SUCK! THE! YOLK! SUCK! THE! YOLK!

>>20174903
>I give my dog the pancakes if they must be included.
>pancakes
Are you mad? A guy could go to hell for refusing the light, fluffy delights of the pancakes!

You can't escape, yolk-chan. Admit you are wrong.

>>20174882
how is it that people are so stupid as to mistake "licking" and "liking?"

So is OP going start making out with his eggs or what

kill yourselves retards

>>20176072
just suck the yolk, man, it's not gay

>>20176122
If anything that's the straightest thing you could do to an egg

>>20174882
Table manners in public are important. They show respect for yourself and others. If you don't have this reapect, you do not deserve to live around other humans.

>>20174903
You sound like a pampered little bitch. I can't believe people like this actually exist.

>>20174882
I eat over easy eggs in one bite with a bit of effort. It's insanely satisfying but I'd never do it in a restaurant

OP you must prepare a fried egg and then suck the yolk out of it

>>20174928
>Everyone calls them links in the menus but I guess strips is more accurate.
do you .. do you think that sausage and bacon are the same thing?

>>20176602
>do you .. do you think that sausage and bacon are the same thing?
I wish someone would make sausage links with ground up bacon inside of them. And big, like a bratwurst. It would be a flavor tsunami
I would call them "sausage links of bacon"

>>20174903
You are 110% homosexual. Just take a sport and burn extra calories if you are that homosexual, stop posting. Please and thank you