/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20169567
>dairy product or fish on bread
>dairy product or fish on flat bread
>dairy product or fish on hard bread
>dairy product or fish on crispbread
A real wonder, lol.

>>20169567
What are you some kind of racist?
Neither Diverse nor Inclusive.

Because it fucking sucks
t. lived 3 years in Norway

>>20169567
für mich it's rødgrødmëflød

>>20169581
I've been in Sweden for 6 years and anon is right.

>>20169615
Yøu můst åte all öf yøur surströmming litel Jokky ør yøu will haf no strëngth för thë fjørdic ice skäting race!

>>20169644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk&t=170

>>20169567
Because it's bland. Nothing grows here and there's no spices or anything interesting. I fucking hate the traditional food.
Of course almost any fish is always great and some potatoes but that's about it then.

>>20169567
>why isnt nordic cuisine more popular

I want to try making genuine Swedish meatballs with mashed potatoes and lingonberries. Never had it before.

t. burger

>>20170198
just go to ikea.

>>20170198
It's pretty good. The last time I made meatloaf I served it with a white onion gravy and cranberry sauce after getting the idea from Swedish meatballs and everyone liked it.

>>20169644
>>20169659
kek

>>20169644
lmao, why do I feel like this post was made by a fat German?

>>20169632
It still beats the Somalian "food" you're accustomed to, Muhammed

Lack of marketing.

>>20169567
Nobody wants to eat piss fermented fish or fish jizz

There's a lot of possibilities within Nordic cuisine, if you say it's bland you haven't looked at it enough.
All cuisines are good if you do it right.

>>20169567
Because it's white, and so it cannot be popular.

>>20170127
30 € please.

>>20169567
Even over here the most common food that is considered Swedish is like prinskorv or meatballs, also smoked salmon but Im not too fond of that. I think a lot typical cuisine is game or baltic seafood

>>20170601
nähe du! Svedish pipel ar orange nott vait

>>20169572
>>20169581
>>20169615
>>20169632
>>20169644
>>20170118
>>20170127
>>20170517
fuck you

because tastelets need a quadzillion kilograms of spice to make food when you can just create tasty food with a minimal amount of spices, less is more.

>>20170198
Make pork meatballs, they mog the shit out of beef ones, at least when grandma makes them

>>20169567
oh yeah, the raw fucking fish was baller, I almost puked you fucks swer 2 god

>>20170424
Somalian cuisine mogs the shit out of Scandinavian anything. This is the one case where no matter what type of brown person you accuse me of being, I'll still be eating better than Hans.

172037 no (You) 4 jew
>I'll still be eating better than Hans
lol xD even, enjoy your bug and mud cakes

people only think british food is the worst in the world because they don't know what nordics eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khWT_Ea4Wuw

>>20170198
you can get it at any Ikea

>>20169567
Because it's fucking shit.
t. nord

Man I dated a Norwegian girl and I don't even know what Norwegians eat besides tacos on Friday. I like eggs Norwegian but I suspect those aren't actually Norwegian.

>>20169567
The main answer is that Nordics, in particular Norwegians, are culturally minimalist to the point that they don't see the point of rich foods. In fact, the reason tacos became a friday thing in the 90s was because the workweek was over and it was more acceptable to indulge a little bit. I live in Minnesota and there are pretty much ZERO Norwegian restaurants, though there are clubs where people dress up to eat lutefisk but it isn't a cuisine that can survive on the open market. we have 'Taste of Scandinavia' which are mostly just bakeries with pancakes.

We DO have a Finnish restaurant, though, and I have read about Finnish food, saw something I wanted to try, looked up the recipe and made it myself. Pic related- Lohikheitto I made, served with Khachapuri (not Finnish).

>>20170198
>>20170247
>>20172139
Someone on the cooking board contemplates actually cooking something.
>Hurr, just get it from Ikea

>>20169567
Because it sucks, as any nordic person will tell you.

because when you go out to dinner you're all expected to pay the exact same amount and they'll send you messages about how you owe them .56 cents because you drank 1/3 of a cup of beer more than them

good food comes from countries where people had to get creative because of poverty (italy, india, vietnam, mexico etc)
shit food comes from countries where people had to get creative due to the demands of brutal winters and hardly anything being able to grow (scandi, britain, russia etc)

>>20172145
I want to believe, you have cows, goats, sheeps, pigs.
What do you do with those? please anon.

Imagine not liking seafood and fish

>>20172307
>these bugs are better because they are always wet

>>20172320
Those bugs are better because they taste good. If insects tasted good I'd eat those too.

>>20172330
an asian girl at work gave me a cricket. It tasted very shrimplike, and significantly stronger than shrimp.

>>20172272
what is this? Looks similar to stroganoff.


>>20172272

>>20172348
it's reindeer meat with lingonberries

>>20172348
When I've had cricket it tasted like burnt toast.

>>20172272
ok, I rate it a 7.5/10

I am not going to claim that nordic cuisine is the best at all, but as a Norwegian there is plenty of norwegian food that I find very enjoyable, and its not like I haven't tasted all the good food all over the world. Yet there are many times where I would rather want a classic norwegian dish instead of all these other globally renowned dishes from the rest of the world that I can instantly choose from at any time.

>>20172464
Some examples:
>rømmegrøt: sour cream porridge served with a knob of butter in the center, cinnamon and sugar, and often cured meats
>risgrøt: rice and milk porridge served with a knob of butter in the center, cinnamon and sugar, and often cured meats
>pannekaker: similar to french crepes, but a little different. I usually just add sugar and roll them up, and often eat with bacon or some other salty meats, cured meats etc
>kjøttkaker i brun saus: basically the same as swedish meatballs just bigger, served like swedish meatballs, usually mashed or boiled potatoes, peas and lingonberry jam. Quite close to salisbury steak
>fiskesuppe: norwegian fish soup, usually has salmon, cod, shrimp and or mussles, served in a creamy savoury sauce, quite similar to chowder in the US
>laks med sandefjordsmør: salmon with a norwegian sauce called sandefjordsmør, its is a buttery parsely sauce, similar to hollandaise or bernaise, but a bit different, goes incredibly well with salmon.
>reinsdyrskav gryte: reindeer stew, thinly sliced reindeer meat in a brown stew with mushrooms and often served with lingonberries, quite similar to stroganoff or other hunter stews just with reindeer. We often add brown cheese as well to the stew, it melts into the sauce completely and gives it a richer flavor in a unique way
>vaffler med brunost: norwegians waffles are thinner than american and belgian waffles, often served with norwegian brown cheese, jam, and or sour cream
>ribbe: just a big pork belly roasted in the oven with crispy skin, served on christmas among other things
>pinnekjøtt: salted and cured lamb ribs that are then steamed, usually served on christmas as well
>loff og reker: fresh peeled shrimp served on a very white fine slice of bread with mayonaise, lemon and dill
>gravlaks: raw salmon marinated in sugar, salt and dill

I think all of these dishes would be palatable and fine for most people in the world, there is nothing absurd like lutefisk or boiled sheepshead.

>>20172467
Swede here, all of them have basically identical Swedish versions. Except rømmegrøt, I think I have never seen anything like it. Seems interesting! Got any good recipe for it?

>>20172467
They sound palatable but they're not exactly grabbing my attention. Except the reindeer with lingonberries, and that's more because of my fervent desire to eat at least one of every animal. Peeled shrimp on white bread with mayonnaise? Come on.

i had akavit after eating hval in norway once. pretty good

>>20170601
>sweden
>white

>>20172197
food looks good anon. i will look them up

>>20172272
where's the rotting fish incel

It's such a double standard that people can criticize Nordic food for having fermented fish, whereas if you try to criticize France for rotten cheeses, you'll be told to "grow up", "palate of a child" etc. It really shows the confirmation bias and how people try to justify their prejudices rather than applying consistent standards.

>>20169567
They don't share food so no one outside of scandanavia knows what it tastes like.

>>20169567
because it sucks, this isn't a big mystery

>>20170424
>at least my shit food is better than your shit food
bulletproof defence anon

>>20172211
Ikea literally does it exactly the way it is done in sweden, you can even get all the ingredients to make it yourself there too.

>>20172864
france is a cultural power house whereas scandinavia is literally a gay bathhouse of cringe
the cheese gets the prestige pass, whereas watching muslims fuck your husband means the rye and sardine platter gets snubbed by dignified people

>>20172922
I went to IKEA for their winter festival buffet and tried all of the food (instead of just getting swedish meatballs) and it was actually good as fuck. I didn't know they use a lot of mustard and dill together on ham and fish, very tasty. The style of shredded au gratin potatoes they make is delicious and the rice pudding for dessedt was fantastic. For $20 it was a ridiculously good meal for a furniture store.

>>20172875
this is probably the best post here

>>20172576

>peeled shrimp on white bread with mayonnaise

its fucking good though

>>20172567
I have never made it myself, only had it served, so I don't know any good recipes for it. But I found this on youtube, its in english for other people interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u77-yBvgTaI

>>20172934
umm, you know france is exactly as cucked by sandniggers as sweden, right?

>>20172939
the camera work is horrific but I'll watch a bimbo mix oats

>>20172934
i wouldn't go to france

>>20172842
very few people actually eat that

>>20170601
French and Italian cuisine is popular.

Danish and Swedish food is way better than Norwegian
t. Norwegian

>>20172864
It's the Swedes who've turned herrings into a category A bioweapon, right? Maybe we just can't tell your countries apart.

>>20172197
>Khachapuri - longboat bread (not Finnish)
Surely some mistake?

>>20172272
what are those chocolate souffle things (6th from the top on the right)? they look fucking nice

>>20169572
>Has never tried husmandskost
Grim

>>20173642
I gobble my husmandskost all the time.

>>20173476
Biskvi

>>20173650
Baseret.
Today I ate boller i karry and tomorrow I am planning on eating tarteletter med høns i asparges.

>>20173098
Khachapuri is Georgian. Are you thinking of Karjalanpiirakka? It looks similar and is finnish but it has a rye crust and rice filling instead of cheese, I have never had it.

>>20170198
don't forget the brunsås
>>20172272
for anons wondering:
>Gustav Adolfsbakelse
>semlor
>not sure
>zeunerts julmust (by far the best julmust, zeunerts mästerras)
>meatballs (with not enough brunsås), mashed potatoes, lingonberry jam and sliced pickled cucumber
>kåldolmar
>glögg?
>probably gubbröra on toast
>some kind of sausage on potato salad. maybe represents midsommar?
>lussekatter
>raggmunkar with side pork and lingonberries
>souvas and lingonberries
>ugnsfalu (falu sausage in oven)
>pickled herring
>biskvier
>some kind of meatball hors d'oeuvre
>kladdkaka
>palt or maybe kroppkaka with lingonberries (filled potato dumplings, notoriously dense)
>blood pudding, lingonberry jam and potato patties
>salmon, taters and some kind of salad
>spinach soup maybe?
>some kind of fish (strömming?), tunnbröd
>hasselbackspotatis
>pannbiff and potatoes
>some kind of rolled lövbiff
>wallenbergare
>salmon with gravlaxsås
>wienerbröd
>spättekaka
>janssons frästelse
>vetelängd
>tunnbrödrulle
>>20172348
looks like souvas (reindeer). the sami sell it

>>20169567
I bought picrel because I was so drunk a few years ago and was reminiscing on how hot the men were at the Epcot Norway pavilion. I have never cooked a recipe from it since I've received it and all the food looks pretty shit. The book design is nice so I won't get rid of it.

>>20173642
>>20173650
you gobble your husbands cock all the time? excuse me?

>>20173883
it's the cock of the man of the house, so their dad in this case

>>20173883
Husmandskost basically translates to 'man of the house diet'.

The reason you don't see that much norwegian food, is because we keep the good shit so rooted in tradition, faggots would call it cultural appropriation to even be in the same room as it.

We also have a history of being a poor country that mostly lived of potato and fish, so most of the world would not find that perticularly exciting.

Coalfish fillet with hollandes saus, potatoes and glazed chopped carrots.

"Pinnekjøtt" (lamb ribs) with kohlrabi stew. (My fav though it takes like over a day to make).

(Christmas) Pork ribbs, and tons of other good shit.

Just search Norwegian before all theese and you are bound to get some good recipies.

But other than that, living here is really expensive, so many families don't pleasure max their food. Its more of a upper middel class thing to have good home cooking with the family.

>>20173954
Elendig oversatt, gir ikke gramatisk meining på norsk heller. Det e forøvrig ikke en diet heller, søring.

"House man food"

>>20174025
nta but it's not in a "fad diet for weight loss" sense but more of a "everything you eat" kind of diet

Don't Danes eat potatoes with caramelized sugar? You'd think Americans could stomach something that weird

>>20174019
>kohlrabi stew. (My fav though it takes like over a day to make).

and two years to grow!

>>20173883
hehe

>>20174033
I'd call fishcakes, fish gratin, and meat & greens, husmanskost.
I would not call spaghett, taco, or pizza, husmanskost.

Husmanskost to me, and how it is used in language, is not to describe everything you eat but a specific style of food.

>>20174054
Myes

>>20174057
Yeah those things didn't exist (up north at least) back when the term was coined, but now it refers to more traditional recipes from that time. Still, the use of the word diet is correct.

>>20174063
But diet is a way of describing they type of good you eat, limiting it in some way.
Saying that husmanskost is a diet, is retarded in that way, since you would by extention call everything husmanskost.

>>20174130
>limiting it in some way
no I literally explained that I'm using the other definition of diet

>>20174140
But it says it right there mongoloid "kinds of food" is a describtive limiting set of words.
If i was trying to indicte, that i am eating whatever i want whenever, i would say i am not on a diet. While somebody that excludes a certain food group or element would say they were ON a diet.
Sound to me like you use the word diet for what a person eats, the same way idiolect describes a specific persons way of speaking.

If i were to say i only eat traditional* northern everyday house food, then i could say i was on a husmanskost diet.
Its not like:
>i am northen
>i husmanskost diet
>i eat sushi and still within diet urg urg

>>20172145
>>20172217
I made Limpa the other day, do you guys actually eat this shit? How do you fuck up spiced molasses and brown sugar bread?

>>20174178
The definition of diet doesn't change because you don't understand it. I literally gave you a dictionary definition. You're not "on" a diet, ever. That's retarded mediaspeak that exists to sell you an 8 week program that makes you feel like shit. Your diet can change, and some people make conscious decisions to limit their diet to specific things to make themselves healthy, but the things you eat from day to day is considered your diet.
Husmanskost was the diet of Scandinavians back in the day, but these days as new things have been added to said diet, has become a word to describe those older recipes that were common then.
Take a language class if you still cannot understand what I'm explaining to you, I'm going to bed.

>>20169572
>flat bread
What is round bread?

>>20174233
Cob loaf, you faggot

>>20170571
Yeah, you can be disappointed or you can be disgusted, the possibilities are endless!

>>20174216
NTA but cuisines is probably the better word to use

>>20175302
NTA either but that's bad English. "Cuisine" and "diet" don't mean the same thing.

>>20172640
Alot of niggers in this thread

>>20172255
they grind em up to make this stuff, also cheese

>>20169567
its bland shit created around the fact nothing worthy grows in that climate

>>20173820
kys

>>20172197
Lohikeitto literally just means "salmon soup".

If you say lohikheitto you are throwing a salmon somewhere.

>>20176656
>nothing worthy grows in that climate
*blocks your path*

>>20172363
>reindeer
That's excellent meat. Second only to elk (which is what 'Muricans call moose).

>>20170198
Fairly simple to make and the ingredients are in just about every grocer in the US. They're one of my go-to meals because I usually have most of the stuff to make em on hand.
Ignore the tarded /ck/lettes telling you to go to a fucking furniture store and just make em yourself.

>>20172320
Go ahead nigger, eat some lobster and then a handful of cockroaches and tell me they're the same thing except one is more wet. Then I'll be open to hearing your expert opinion on the matter.

wasn't Noma touted as the best restaurant in the world for like half a decade

>>20177762

not an argument

>>20177768
was literally gonna post thos as soon as entered this thread. the most pompous, shilled, elitist restaurant in the world was Nordic

>>20177912
That retarded post wasn't worth giving one.

>>20172252
Scandanavian countries weren't always wealthy you dumb fuck. I would say Italy enjoyed a longer period of wealth than most of the world.

>>20169572
Why is that bad but every Asian food being "garlic, ginger and soy sauce on x" is good

>>20176718
>If you say lohikheitto you are throwing a salmon somewhere.

what does this mean?

>>20174019
>living here is really expensive, so many families don't pleasure max their food.

What would your average Norwegian family eat for breakfast on a regular day? what about lunch and dinner?

>>20177768
is it nordic cuisine or international ie French cuisine?

>>20178428
Because you're retarded.

>>20172939
Would be kind of like a lobster roll which are popular here in the US (we have shrimp rolls and crab rolls too but aren't as popular). There are both mayo and butter versions.

activate geekforce

>>20179547
neeh hahah

This is a swedish delicacy, called falu sausage stew. As made by the famous and beloved swedish youtube-sensation and chef "Matgeek"

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traditional swedish spin on an american hamburger, it harkens back to the days when swedes could barely afford meat, therefore the diminutive size of the burger

>>20179557
Whos this fag?

>>20179575
INTE den tonen.

>>20179579
Okej okej ursäkta.

Vem är dehär för bög?

>>20179556
Fan va grisigt

traditional swedish christmas ham often causes vulgar face contortions and bodily shaking as seen in this clip

>>20179575
NOT that tone.

typical swedish kitchen scene, very common interaction

>>20179607
Nej det är det inte

>>20177148
elk and moose are two distinct animals in the US (reindeer is a third btw)

>>20179565
>>20179590
>>20179607
stick hem till /int/ med dig mizaki

>>20179598
Man borde fan begå avrätten på honom.
Stockholm var ett misstag

>>20179758
Fuck you nigga

>>20179751
Yeah no shit but what you call an elk is a kind of deer and what you call a moose is what we call an elk (älg)

>>20173883
Did I stutter?

>>20179902
av me ditt huvud

>>20169567
Because ice cream don't have bones, now let the thread die lol

not reading thread
>>20169567
hey man it’s cool that your people figured out how to survive winter for 6 months with salted and preserved fish but you don’t have to eat that anymore. on occasion sure but it’s not popular because of stigma and some level of availability outside of the region also people don’t have to eat that anymore

>>20179556
>Falukorv
>not Fläskkorv
Shoot this man

>>20173820
Puffin stuffed with fruitcake for me.

>>20182505
varför inte båda?

>>20178428
Because those are basically seasonings, you tard.

>>20174233
one a them bajels

>>20172842
between your moms legs duh

any faro islander anons here to tell us the secrets of how they ferment their lamb?

>>20169572
Not really but even if that was true, it is still a lot better than your gay ass asian food with muh "fresh vegetables", half an egg and soy sauce with rice and sometimes pork. Asian food is disgusting.

>>20185142
It's a lot easier to be a snotty bitch about food from one little peninsula than from anywhere on a giant-ass continent.

>>20172272
Kind of proves the point that Nordic food is bland. The only things that look exceptional in that pic are the cakes and pastries. All the rest looks edible, but not something I'd want to go to a restaurant to eat.

>>20169567
Cause it gross as fuck weirdo shit.

>>20185387
What are you 5 favorite things to order?

>>20169567
Because it's protected by NordVPN.

>>20169567
noma keeps getting awarded numbah 1 restaurant in the world

>>20185445
>industry insiders/cultists give awards to other insiders/cultists to justify their own bullshit existence
uh huh

>>20178904
>>If you say lohikheitto you are throwing a salmon somewhere.
>what does this mean?
keitto = soup
heitto = a throw

>>20169567
>Hakarl
>Cod
>Surstömming
>Mämmi
>What the fuck do danes eat?
>Hakkemat or pölse?

>>20170601
Not for long

tfw grandma didn't make any lefse this year