/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20166252
>how baconrider lost his legs

>>20166254
Based. Didn't just stand there and film like a soyboy but actually did something. Wish I could buy her a drink.

>>20166268
average dinner at my parent's

>>20166277
fun fact: the employee who filmed this was fired

>>20166272

ah yes the classic unit of measurement, the whistle

>>20166252
Am I missing something? This looks terrible.

>>20166309
not you, but he's definitely missing some smoking

>>20166288
I hope so. Fuck him.

>>20166289
that looks excruciatingly annoying to make

>>20166295
It's not entirely uncommon for pressure cookers.

>>20166274
>meme gloves
>boiling the mince meat

>>20166325
>how to make butter
>step 1: add butter
This kind of shit is for people that went out and bought a pair of boots after watching yellowstone

>>20166366

>>20166252
>Cutting raw meat
>wooden cutting board
Is this the point of the video?

>>20166373
How does it continue

>>20166418
The reality about raw meat and cutting board material is that it doesn't fucking matter at all.

>>20166418
All 3 of my cutting boards are bamboo cuz is cheap and it just werks. You're not one of those people that uses plastic are you?

>>20166430
you're one of those people that say it's safe to consume raw hamburger too aren't you.

>>20166321

why?

>>20166423
>Nothing Happens

>>20166268
She’s old and doesn’t care. I would have just watched and not done anything. It isn’t worth risking being stabbed or bitten by a fent zombie to protect a corporations assets. If the scum fuck thief got hurt I’d probably get in trouble for dispensing vigilante justice to an underprivileged individual experiencing temporary loss of shelter or some nonsense.

>>20166463
>I would have just watched and not done anything
Yeah, because you're a faggot and you're scared.

>>20166373
>>20166447
This is weird fetish shit, right?

>>20166463
>the absolute state of burgeristan
The fact that thieves can just walk out the door with a full cart in broad daylight is bad enough but spineless faggots like you definitely make it worse.

>>20166254
It's amazing how quickly some of these thieves fold when receiving bare minimum resistance.

>>20166466
No, why would you think that?

>>20166400

>>20166465
>lose life because retarded drug addict can't tell the difference in consequence between shoplifting $400 and sticking their rusty pocketknife into you 50 times
unfortunately, the US is that much of a shithole in some places. not a smart choice

>>20166471
I’m not doing jail time for assault, probably losing my job and potentially fucking my life up I’m just to stop someone from stealing if I have no personal stake involved. Even if he was caught by the police coming out of the store, he would only catch a misdemeanor and be back on the streets the same day. The rights of criminals and the thieves are being put above those of law abiding citizens.

>>20166471
why do you even care about someone stealing from multimillion corporations

>>20166492
Following rules and laws is what makes stable societies, Tyrone. When no one follows the rules you get Haiti. When everyone follows the rules you get Japan. Where would you rather live?

>>20166257
He was a lot softer in those days.

>>20166471
>Deepthroating corporation boot to own the libs

>>20166418
>Anon doesn't have a spray bottle of vinegar or a food safe sterilizer to keep his cutting boards fresh

>>20166500
I don't care about the corpos either but the line has to be drawn somewhere. If you want ancap bullshit go live in Africa or some other shithole

>>20166492
>>20166500
Don't lie to yourselves niggers, you faggots wouldn't lift a finger either if it was a local mom and pop shop or the next door neighbours getting robbed.

>>20166474
It gave me a boner

>>20166340

>>20166301
Isn't that an endangered species? That's an expensive BBQ.

>>20166400
I'd love to know the damage report on Wang's face. Fucker got absolutely shotgun blasted.

>>20166524
but anon nothing happeens

>>20166532
It's popcorn, it doesn't have enough mass to cause any serious damage.

>>20166418
>>20166437
>cut raw meat on wooden cutting board
>wipe down with warm wet rag
>dry it up with a towel
>wa la
This bizarre perception that unspoiled, clean raw meat is just loaded to the hilt with pathogens that are guaranteed to make you instantly sick is just plain retarded. If it was at that point the meat would be rotting away from all the bacteria eating it. On top of that, bacteria that do thrive on raw meat can't eat wood so they'll die on a cutting board and not cause any problems. The only concern is the meat juice getting wiped up before it starts to turn and smell, but again all you need is some warm water to wipe that up because wood isn't a literal sponge.

>>20166486
>unfortunately, the US is that much of a shithole in some places.
I'm sure cowering in the corner like a bitch will fix it any day now, though
You live the life you deserve.

>>20166525
Why not just do all those things to a whole corn cob?

>>20166537
It's a pressurised lump of metal too, retard

>>20166537
There's the steam to think about as well as the popcorn pellets. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a serious eye injury and a really bad sunburn from that cornsplosion.

>>20166549
If the container itself had exploded, everyone on that street would be on the ground dying from shrapnel or blood loss.

>>20166546
Cause You Fancy

>>20166561
You're a retard who thinks CoD is real life.
Just fucking shut up about shit you don't know or post some webms about cooking already.

>>20166565
Seeing this just makes me sad.

>>20166553
the fuck

>>20166463
>maybe if I disguise my spineless apathy as worldly wisdom, I'll look like less of a coward
If you're afraid to do what's right because you might suffer, you're not human, you're livestock.

>>20166574
So many young women just begging to have their pussies slapped like a piece of meat, and here you are drowning in your own fat. Hit the treadmill. Eat a salad.

>>20166277
what do those yids need with that much fabric softener? dont think thats the right kind of detergent for a detergent bomb.

>>20166473
Misdemeanor theft vs some kind of assault/battery. Better to cut your losses

>>20166565
The evolution of backyard chickens.

>>20166605
>>20166571

>>20166473
Not to be "that guy", but i really get the impression when you can see they have white skin, they're less likely to smash you in the face, and instead ditch everything and run. 3 years ago this was almost exclusively done by darker looking people who got away with it with impunity(shouting racism if they ever met resistance, which caused others to back away or just laying out the loss prevention guy).
I feel like we hit the breaking point where it became a free-for-all about a year ago, when some of the white people who were paying realized its BS and decided to join in on it and stop being suckers.

Kinda funny 4 years after all the big riots and looting happened, we're finally starting to stand up against it, but only when the opportunistic/fed up white people also partake in it.

>>20166252
> final product is so bad they have to soften the blow by showing shitty fries and a coke first

>>20166659
>thats it that does it ive had it i'm going to go eat sausage in the mountains

>>20166321
you are all that is wrong in the world.

>>20166258
How tf am I supposed to know how much salt is to taste in this case? Am I supposed to taste that raw shit with whey powder?

Retards

>>20166659
All the unnecessary knife use is super cringe, especially when he poured the egg down it.

>>20166659
>he didn't make his sausage from scratch
fag

>>20166659
If the peel of the sausage is made out of plastic, then the sausage is crap.
Easy rule.

>>20166782
From the way it rips, it's most likely cellulose rather than plastic.

>>20166659
Y'all fags are lucky this isn't the carpentry board

>chicken thigh filet
This entire world must be purged

>>20166804
/out/ would be up in arms too. Those videos always irk me.

>>20166795
Yeah, I'm also not sure, that's why "if".

>>20166252
Jack unironically cooks better food that this and doesn't even need to slow-mo his throwing of onions into a bowl

>>20166659
> im out in the wilderness
> doing wilderness things
> also washing my lettuce because pesticides give me the ick

>>20166873
The dude is like 20 minutes away from the closest parking lot. That barely qualifies as wilderness.

>>20166400
holy shit his teeth are flying everywhere

>>20166463
Imagine having less balls and confidence than an old babushka lmao at ur life.

>>20166465
okay, this is pretty interesting

the "meat(?)" looks kinda dry, but i wonder what it is like texture wise?

>>20167020
>ceramic knife
I'm so glad this memefaggotry died.

>>20167022
why was it a meme

>>20167014
This shit is legal and even encouraged but you’re still a criminal for smoking a joint according to the (((federal government)))

>>20166541
thanks for reminding why i hate "upper class" restaurants, the fucking pretentiousness of it all...

>>20167027
Shilled everywhere as the next big thing in cutlery with endorsements by big names for a few years. Then everyone realized it was actually shit and went back to metal knives.

>>20167020
I love eastern euro girls so much

>>20167028
Anon you can also give yourself a heart attack if you use an entire pitcher of salt in one meal

>>20166681
These pretentious wilderness cooking videos are literally cooking knife ads

>>20167041
Anon shes as british as meat pie if you listen to the audio

>>20166465
absolutely appalling

>>20167014
how much do you have to drink to get shakes like that?

i drink daily, i drink 3 litres of scotch every week and about 30 0,33 litre cans of beer and i feel fine

>>20167054
Dude had liver failure. Just monitor your health anon. I had an uncle who was only ~50 and killed his liver, he was healthy enough and could have gotten a transplant if he quit drinking but he didnt and it offed him

>>20166659
>let me get my cooking tools, ingredients in the middle of the fucking mountains
those videos are more fake and gay than 9/11

>>20167045
That explains a lot.

>>20167044
>tradwife
>out in a bikini doing a man's work
This is a tomboy, not a tradwife. A tradwife would be waiting at home with the kids getting ready to prepare the catfish for dinner when the man comes home with it.

>>20166288
he's extremely lucky he was just merely fired after TOUCHING their car (!!!)
unbelievable. wasn't sure what the big deal with this video was until then. disgusting levels of disrespect for personal property

>>20166287
The fuck is going on here? I get she sold him some water but what is she doing in that glass box?

>>20166400
wow that nerve gas turned all his bones into chunks

>>20166277
>White Flight.webm
>white

>>20167301
>makes you're dessert taste like alcohol
nothing personnel kid

>>20167202
The ideal biblical wife is a tomboy

>>20167054
You have to drink less to shake, not more. But if you mean to get to that point were you will shake like that after a few hours without drinking? Depends. Probably half a bottle or so, every day, for years. Maybe a full bottle. Thereabouts.

>>20167324
>abrahams people
>trad
Do you even know what fad you're trying to simp for rn my guy??

>>20167350
>>20167380
Go away, buy an ad.

>>20167054
>>20167074
problem is once you start getting signs of liver failure it's way too late and that thing is shot. not to mention that alcohol consumption will wreck your arteries, raise your triglycerides, and a bunch of other things besides. different people will have to drink at different amounts to begin getting withdrawal symptoms. if you start getting the shakes or something it is time to cut back drastically and think about getting some help. and don't forget, unlike most other substances, serious withdrawal from alcohol is an emergency medical condition. it can be legitimately fatal. if you are getting withdrawal symptoms and want to dry out, always do so under medical supervision. you can check yourself into an ER if you plan to stop drinking and withdraw; no physician would turn you away. alcoholic nurse here; no shame or judgment.

>>20166418
kill yourself

>>20166465
>just boil entire horns in extremely spicy water and try to act all "cutesy" and "classy" while eating it
whats wrong with them

>>20166252
>The whole jar of wood thing
"Huh could that actually work?"
>The finished product
Clearly fucking not.

>>20167427
Wait are you a nurse with alcoholism or a nurse that treats alchoholics?

Oh yeah you dont want to play with the withdrawls, serious winos have gone cold turkey and actually died because their bodies cant function without a little bit of sauce.

Anyway thanks for the help nursing chan

>>20167427
You’re being dramatic. A little minor withdrawals never hurt anybody. I’m talking the sweats, the chills, heart palpitations, minor shakiness, etc. It’s like having a bad cold and a terrible hangover simultaneously. It goes away in a day. Now if you’re shaking so much you can’t pick something up or you have hallucinations then it’s serious.

>>20166463
All those guns and you won't just blow someone's brain out.

Americans might as well just use those guns to blow their dicks off and then take another shot up the pelvis for cost-effective SRS.
Dilate it with further bullets you pussies.

>>20167301

>>20167530
is this porn? are people jacking off to this?

>>20167561
No, Possibly??

>>20167301
selling water, are you daft?

>>20167022
that's not a ceramic knife, it's a steel knife covered in yellow paint. much worse.

>>20166301
bastards killing the cute pangolin
may their football shirt wearing bodies be struck by the most painful diseases

>>20166418
Just wipe it with a sanitized rag when you're done you helpless baby, Jesus Christ.

>>20166592
Do bongs really??

>no webm of elon musk deepfaked onto the schwarma bowl girl
i need it

>>20166400
>Put on your 3D glasses

>>20166607
wtf im vegan now

>>20167384

>>20167466
nurse with alcoholism. good luck with gettin healthy. it aint easy

>>20167472
that sounds like probably in the neighborhood of a 20 on the CIWA scale, which indicates severe withdrawal and is not a safe condition. yea it's not delirium tremens but i would be extremely concerned if i or a loved one was exhibiting these signs. if this is happening to you regularly you should seek help and consider detoxing in the care of a medical professional. popping a few benzos is a lot easier than suffering through even moderate withdrawal.

>>20167523
why is it called tom cruise cake? is this like a scientology church picnic thing?

>>20167462
>>The whole jar of wood thing
>"Huh could that actually work?"
My thoughts exactly, I thought that I was going to find some occult cooking knowledge in a shitty webm but sadly it wasn't to be.

>>20166596
it's a pricey item, they return them to store to get cash back, or sell them to a fence

>>20168106
>SeVerVe WiThdRaWal
It’s a day of discomfort. Grow up.

>>20166541
I'm sure you're a major badass in real life, you fucking fruitcake lmao

>>20166325
>first butter
>"cowboy" butter
>doesnt include any cowboys
DROPPED

>>20166680
Yes?

retard

>>20166252
Wait what, you can put glass jars in the oven? I didn't know that

>>20166274
>cooking
>bread from a can
>sauce from a bottle

Fucking sandwich artists need to stop making vids

>>20166541
when i see this pretentious crap i always remember the scene in The Menu where the dish is a bread plate with no bread, and all the upper crust think its so clever, but only Anya is like "they're insulting you"

>>20166268
S.L.O.P.

>>20166272
>jeet runes
Instant close, fuck off

>>20166274
This has to be a meme on purpose
>the fag gloves
>greyed meat
>canned biscuits
>m a y o
>0% browned cheese on top
This feels like some faggot coastie who can cook trying to dunk on flyover taco casserole slops

>>20166287
>no smoking sign on door
>she's smoking in the cube

>>20166274
I'm down

>>20168244
>fag gloves
wait. gloves are gay?
i can't keep up with this stupid culture war shit
what is this logic

>>20167301
That’s a hooker

>>20168260
It is gay and it is over-civilized to feel a need for gloves for cooking.
I mean wtf is wrong with you? Uhh, you could get dirty, buhu. Or is it the texture or even that you think the meat could get dirty from your hands? Lmao.

>>20166471
>stealing from me at my house
Shot dead instantly
>stealing from Walmart
High 5 on the way out of the store, help him load the cart into his car

>>20166477
Actually based, I'll definitely do this when I go into my meth addict era

>>20168201
You can if you let them cool down slowly. They shatter otherwise.

>>20168201
Not all glass is made the same. There's a reason your grandma used the shit out of her old pyrex cookware.

>>20168260
>>20168285
Gloves for a everything is stupid overkill. Gloves for many things when you spend hours working with food and cooking. Gloves for a few things at home is perfectly fine.

>>20168285
the greasy fat unkempt neckbeard of an ethnicity you dislike prepares your food. do you prefer he has gloves on, or do you let him massage your meat and plate your dish with all his skin oils and dead skin flaking off and whatever the hell is under his fingernails?
this just seems like another one of those stupid "washing your hands after taking a shit is for fags" culture war things that makes no sense. just pick a lane, really, are gays dirty and savage, or clean and over-civilized? it's getting pretty confusing and i think you're overthinking it a lot.
i'll take the gay glove-handed cook over your straight post-shit-unwashed-hand cook when i order if i'm given a choice. i guess that's me coming out of the closet these days isn't it.

>>20166301
"What say after we finish this Pangolin, we go into town, fuck, and create another generation of savages subsisting off of endangered species?"

>>20166565
Youll need a crane to get them out

>>20166277
These people who think they are some sort of heros for following thieves are losers.

>>20167573
does it vagina

>>20168162
buddy i am a health care practitioner interested in being helpful. you don't have to listen or care but if you could refrain from being a moronic asshole human existence could be fractionally less shitty.

>>20168260
yea but gay is cool now. keep up. and also rizz. something about rizz. in a butthole i think. i am 42 years old.

>>20166321
fuck you

>>20168235
Having watched the video, I wish I took your stance from the start.

>>20168395
>"umm if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't"
You know those guys are just gonna die from overdosing on heroin after getting the money from reselling all that stolen stuff right?

>>20166546
Easier to eat, and the fact that it curls is have the point.

>>20166380
"Make" in this instance means "prepare". It's five ways to PREPARE butter.

>>20168106
I drink about once a month and I scored my normal hangover at about a 25, I'm not going to the hospital for that

>>20168260
Those specific black gloves are practically a meme in their own right. If you are making a video like that you are likely not seriously serving that food to anyone. Nothing in that video remotely calls for the use of gloves, like maybe fried chicken or hot peppers. So in conclusion, fag gloves.

>>20167452
>dark hands
closed

>>20168342
Ok but he's not cooking my food, he's making a tiktok.

>>20166260
>Make something out of edible ingredients that you have to put in your mouth
>Doesn't make sure it's actually safe to eat
wtf Korea

>>20168482
so to know what's gay or not, you have to know what gloves tiktok zoomers think are "overdone"? sounds to me kind of like you're saying you have to be gay and do gay stuff to know what's gay or not lol

>>20168652
Unfortunately due to reading /ck/ and especially the webm threads, such as this one, I have been exposed to enough faggotry to identify it easily without participating in any myself.

>>20166373
god i wish that were me

>>20166418
excellent bait, on a faster board you would have hit atleast double digits by now with some zesty (you)s

>>20168709
Are Euros really satisfied with such tiny portions?

>>20168709
Mother of slop...

Does anybody have webms of that one bald dude obnoxiously devouring spaghetti?

>>20167477
>>20166995
>>20166587
glowing

>>20168709
I'm just glad it didn't end with the guy pouring a metric ton of gravy on the thing.

>>20166782
What kind of country sells sausages wrapped in plastic wtf

>>20166373
>>20166400
>>20166607
>>20167411
Wasn't expecting rekt on /ck/...

>>20166400
Did he just evaporized!?

>>20168083
My heart goes hard the day after a night of heavy drinking. Freaks me out, man.

>>20167421
That looks yummy

>>20167573
Can you grope this robot?

>>20166373
I desperately need to sniff their farts

>>20166607
Does this work pay well?

>>20166525
> batoning corn
This is what /out/ posters are actually doing when they say they're survivalists.

>>20166532
of course you would, you disgusting kike

>>20167020
I wish I were her son

>>20167026
A few times I've put peanut butter on my steak (not raw though) because it's actually pretty good. Is it actually a thing people do?

>>20167027
> tomboy means shit haircut
every zoomer is a tomboy

>>20167295
>>20167285
I want the guy from primitive technology to kill this dude

>>20166463
Always with the excuses. Just say you're a coward or cur and get on with it

>>20168708
i had a friend in london who had this and said it was shit as fuck

>>20166659
>all that work for a chirzo sandwich

>>20169165
>shake spear
>is holding it firm

>>20167041
she looks british/irish, retard

>>20168112
iirc its a cake cruise tasted once and loved so much he started almost singlehandedly funding a bakery by having those cakes sent to everyone he knew for any occasion.

>>20166254
>A white guy
Yep so obvious

>>20166277
I thought America was a first world country.

>>20166659
>>20167285
>>20167295
>>20167350
>>20167380
Why does he insist on rolling things on the board? I mean, I get it, it's a meme on his channel, but why? For some reason it really bothers me. Just random ingredients being rolled away but then quickly being edited away before it falls on the ground. It really shouldn't bother me this much but it does.

>>20169307
lol.

>>20168201
That's usually how you sterilise them when it comes to jarring things.

>>20168395
this.

>200+ posts
>no one posted the king yet
What happened to /ck/?

>>20169482
>Yes, I am King of the Egg Fort. But don't call me Surly.

>>20169482
How does he get in?

>>20169165
I didn't know this guy was posting videos again. Thanks anon for reminding me of him

>>20167544
>Shadowrun has a drug called Betel, you chew it as a stimulant
Huh, didn't know this was the inspiration for that.

>>20166400
>the chinese have somehow made making popcorn an incredibly dangerous venture for no reason

I truly don't understand that country

>>20167020
>>20169152
name?

>>20169314
They're advertisments for the knife and cutting board

>>20169587
>4 different boards and the same knife
Huh. Never would have realised it. Fair enough I guess if it works for them.

>>20166274
>overcrowds the pan with 2 pounds of meat
>meat boils instead of browns
my mom did this shit and it drove me crazy

>>20169549
Sydney Harwin

>>20169152
Do you have a rubber penis that makes for disappointing videos? Then you could be her son.

>>20167014
If that amount of vodka can calm your morning shakes you are having hangovers, not withdrawals.

>>20168709
i don't like my food touching each other...

>>20166254
>>20166277
cooking?

>>20168342
>do you prefer he has gloves on
no, because he still scratched his arse and change a few bins without changing his gloves, completely negating the "point" of wearing gloves to begin with

>>20166274
where is the smug chinaman eating a bite at the end?

>>20166325
>A webm on how to melt butter and mix stuff into it
Lol, are there people who can't figure this out?

>>20169165
Thanks anon some sense in this crazy world.
I want him to smother him with his own potato.

>>20169993
I thought it was going to be interesting. Like for butter creation, I know you can put a rock or marble in a jar of cream and shake it, use the butter churner thing, or whisk it.

>>20166477
>How to burn down a hotel dot webm

>>20169745
thank you

>>20170020
>I thought it was going to be interesting.
Where do you think you are?

>>20169897
Mazel Tov!

>>20166477
>surrounding an insulated container with ice
What does he think that's going to do?

>>20166380
>>20168454
It should say "5 ways to make compound butter."

>>20169993
there are recipes out there for scrambled eggs and instant ramen, don't be so surprised. if you're a young person who can cook these days, you're treated like a gordon ramsey regen

>>20169520

It's very efficient and also tasty, and there's a spectacle to it.

>>20166592
I love the three cans of coke ordered up front.

>>20167054
New research shows that basically no alcohol consumption is good for you, period. Whatever the case consuming alcohol past a certain threshold means your body can't metabolize it properly and it starts to fuck up your organs. I don't know what that threshold is but you definitely get past it and you might already be an addict. I suggest drastically reducing your intake before it's too late. I recommend the Louis Theroux documentary drinking to oblivion to really hammer home the bleak reality of endgame alcoholism

>>20170348
yeah new research, did you take your latest booster pack? don't wanna endanger grammy.

>>20166680
Just stick to your tendies mantoddler

>>20169940
food.

>>20166362

>>20170521
>step 1: pull 5 balls of bread dough out of your ass

>>20169168
What about the fuck was so shit specifically? Taste? Texture?

>>20167514
BASED kosher meal

>>20170751
>kosher
>based
Does not compute.

>>20170348
I appreciate your effort and work, but highlighting the long term damage to someone drinking a pint of scotch a day is like telling someone climbing off a balcony that it's not high enough.

>>20167573
>rest rerld

>>20169897
doesn't even look like having shakes in that bait video, an open bottle of vodka stinks up a room only alcoholics can't smell it

>>20170521
>making bread explicitly for french toast
>using fresh bread for french toast
You've lost the plot.

>>20168541
Well you see the name of the sandwich is "the footlong" that doesn't actually imply the bread is 12 inches long

>>20166268
whats the meat that's trying to be cut?

>>20166254
Free bike I guess.

>>20171088
Midwit take. Homemade bread is better than store bought and if you want it to be stale in time for french toast tomorrow morning you can make that happen

>>20166400
Huh. So that's where it comes from.

>>20171181
>reading comprehension
Nobody said homemade bread wasn't better, you fat faggot. Stop making shit up to get mad at.

>>20168395
They are total fucking heros
You are the loser

>>20171270
>it's heroic to put your life on the line for Walmart
Man if you think that's good wait until you find out how heroic it is to die for Israel directly

>>20168390
i was thinking about that yesterday

>>20171335
And in the next breath you're going to complain about inflation, right?

>>20171367
>I'm going to imagine something to be angry about so I can feel superior
Keep simping for mega corporations lmao, I'm sure they appreciate it a lot

>>20166380
>>20169993
Its recipes for compound butter. While obviously the technique is simple I'd say its more useful for recipe ideas and amounts

>>20171335
More heroic than dying for a schizophrenic Arab who married a 6 year old when he was 50. At least he had the decency to wait until she was 9 before he raped her. That’s Allan’s infallible man right there, whose example we should all follow, because according to Islamic scripture, MoHam was literally never wrong about anything. To suggest MoHam was wrong about anything, even raping kids, is a death sentence in Muslim majority countries.

>>20171423
>if you don't want to get stabbed defending Walmarts profits you're a Muslim
Huh? Get checked for lead poisoning

>>20166596
Cleaning supplies like laundry detergent have a good price-to-size ratio for stealing. Plus, you can easily sell it to normies on shit like Facebook market place since there's always a demand for cheap household necessities

>>20171571
i have no jew in me but how does stealing $25 of detergent and selling it for $12.50 help against your getting caught? That's so little profit

>>20167021
Unironic, imagine the smell

>>20171588
>help against your getting caught
Easier to grab some jugs of laundry detergent, hide them under your shirt or baby stroller so you might not get caught, and then sell each for $12.50, than try lugging out a $300 TV where you'd be spotted immediately and more likely stopped.
>That's so little profit
You're not wrong, but a $12.50 profit must be amazing if you're already a hobo giving head for $5 behind a 7/11 or some meth head needing a hit.

>>20171588
That's not $25 of detergent, that's closer to $300 worth of stuff just by MSRP. Sell it for $150 online, do it to multiple stores a day.

>>20168180
i gave ur mum my cowboy butter last night

>>20167421
Tough as shit chicken with burnt garlic. Yippee!

>>20168484
Yep. Immediately

>>20169965
what was the seasoning? minced insects?

>>20170824
400ml of whisky a day is way way more than what you should drink a day

>>20167054
Give it a couple of years

>>20171975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqHtWudI24

>>20166463
>MUH CORP BAD STEAL GOOD
Kill yourself faggot, the villain here isn't the people trying to sell a product.
Trade is consent and theft is tribal warfare subhuman bullshit.

>>20170611
both, its very different from a chicken egg and very musty. also its a fucking lot of egg, you get sick of it very fast and still have like 1kg of egg left

>>20171943
this mid chick probably gets 5k pm on OF

>>20171423
had a feeling you were a jew from post one

>>20166565
this guy has a wife and I don't

>>20171960
OH LAWWRYSS

>>20169496
he hatches from an egg behind the counter

>>20166565
why can't indians use logic?

>>20170521
way too much sugar

>>20166607
What's the point of wearing gloves and then going elbow deep into guts all day

>>20167285
>>20167295
some steak with boiled potatoes olive oil and paprika would be 1000 times better than the shit he makes, i know its fake so dont (you) me

>>20167054
>i drink daily, i drink 3 litres of scotch every week and about 30 0,33 litre cans of beer and i feel fine
yeah, right
well above the clinical definition of
"problem drinking" and without any doubt whatsoever very detrimental to your health

>>20169965
She looks so smug

>>20171943
She appears incapable of facial expressions

>>20172852
All American apes have this behavior. They truly believe they're always in the right, and incapable of doing wrong.

>>20172994
Well she isn't really wrong as such, just really weird.

>>20173007
I'd be insulted if some coon came into my restaurant and dumped Lawry's on everything with a smug look. Wouldn't you?

>>20172994
She's Nigerian though which makes this curious. American niggers have the cultural history of niggerdom including "southern" "cuisine" traditions which accounts for their need for dem seasonins but if you're fresh off the boat from Nigeria there is no fucking excuse. What did they mean by this...

>>20173082
Nah, they're paying so as long as they behave they can ruin their food all they like.
That's the essence of the "customer is always right" motto.

>>20173106
Fair enough point I suppose, though I still don't like it.

>>20173007
She is behaving like a barn animal and is reveling in it. She is in fact very wrong, and anyone who isn't an uncultured ape will see that.