/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ask for an irish planebomb

>>20162269
ask for the Sikh Khunt.

>>20162260
Why? Irish Carbombs are foul.
Just get a pint of stout and a shot of whisky.
Drop the shot in the beer.

I've had drinks in 30 different countries and never once felt like ordering an Irish car bomb. Why the fuck would I do so in Ireland? And would anyone under the age of 40 even find that offensive?

>>20162260
order a "Lockerbie" and see if anyone gets it

>>20162260
I'll have a "Murder the Protestant Cops" please.

>>20162298
All the kids love that annoying Zombie song so they know all about it now.

>>20162260
blech why would I want this. It's an ironic drink right? Jaeger bombs at least taste good.

>>20162260
>uh can i get... a pint of guiness with a shot of bailey's dropped in
>music stops
>everyone in bar stops talking and turns to stare at you
>guy in a balaclava comes out of the backroom and drags you into the back of an suv
>never heard from again
just don't do it m8

>>20162368
A ton of them have also heard about the holocaust but think it's fake. Zoomers are retarded, and even if they've heard Zombie a thousand times that doesn't mean they know what it's about.

Which is the more offensive drink order, an Irish Carbomb or a Black and Tan?

>>20162401
>A ton of them have also heard about the holocaust but think it's fake.
If it was real, they wouldn't need laws in Germany that make it illegal to question the reality of the holocaust.
I mean, think about it: how real can it be if you must accept that version of the story or end up in a German concentration camp (prison)?

>>20162311
Lockerbie was Scotland, you know nothing American.

>>20162260
Are you that same annoying anon that posted the thread in /trv/ about winding up English folks?
If you are and you go there, with that attitude as an American, I personally hope you get the living shit beaten out of you, just to teach you and people like you a real lesson.

>>20162260
Celtic wagon-fire

>>20162298
Irish identity is based on
>fuck the English
>20 people died 70 years ago, fuck the English

>>20162761
neither

>>20162260
>How do you order one without saying ‚Irish Carbomb‘?
First make sure the walls are covered in horse and horse racing pictures. Then ask for the carbomb. Then have your shit kicked in.

>>20162861
>Then have your shit pushed in.
FTFY

>>20162260
I say call in shenangihans and leprechans, those things will get mean if you steal one of their gold coins.

I will never understand the backwards pageantry and faggotry that comes with dropping a shot glass into your drink, just pour the fucking liquor together and drink, matter of fact, stop mixing your drinks and just drink the straight liquor

>>20162825
Based, everyone's identity should be about hating the En*lish

>>20162924
I think it's a bar thing, for bonding and faggotry.

>>20162286
>Irish Carbombs are foul.
Not if you drink the whole thing quick all at once right after you dropped the shot into the pint. That‘s part of the fun.

>>20162260
I did that in Ireland by accident, also asked the bartender why he was brown yet called himself Irish.

>>20162260
What do folk you suggest for good Irish whisky?

>>20163209
Connemara is good. Bushmills higher end stuff is also good. That's about as far as I got with Irish whiskey

>>20163220
Thanks, Bushmills is good, Connemara I've never seen before but then I wasn't looking for it. I'll throw it my mind and will remember it if I see it.

>>20162260
You wouldn't order one. And if you did people who stare at you and ask you what the fuck it was since this shitty drink only exists in America because it was made by a company to sell shitty alcoholic corn syrup liquid to teenagers. Oh, sorry, to 20-somethings because America doesn't let teens drink but they'll let them buy a gun. Americans will literally make advertisements their identity because they don't have any organic culture and then sit in bewilderment as the rest of the world looks on shocked and appalled.

>>20162260
Just say Irish Car Bomb. Chances are they're gonna come back in style soon.

>>20163220
I looked up Connemara, it seems good but there are no retailers that are close to me and to import a bottle would cost a bundle.

>>20162286

Found the boomer / millennial.

We don't drink beer. And I say we as in, the vast majority of this site. Go be disruptive on Facebook instead.

>>20162791
Scotland is the same as Ireland just more cucked.

>>20162260
>You‘re in Ireland
I recommend killing yourself.

>>20162924
pouring is feminine. glass on glass is masculine, risky even because u can break it.

>>20162372
Jaeger doesn't taste good the way Americans consume it. It's an after dinner aperitif, not a fucking shot. Sip it.

I love slammers so much bros it's unreal

>>20162791
that's the fookin joke m8
It's a British Air Bomb

>>20162260
Allahu Atbar.

>>20163209
I like powers and bushmills. Teeling single malt is pretty good too

>>20163293
>We don't drink beer.
You have to be 18+ to post on 4chan.

>>20163582

We drink other alcoholic drinks, retard.

>>20162260
Depth Charge

>>20162260
>I'm in Ireland
I kill myself.

If a beer needs to be mixed with something it's shit and doesn't deserve to be ordered
Guinness is decent enough that it doesn't need a shot dropped in it to be drinkable

>>20163293
>We don't drink beer. And I say we as in, the vast majority of this site.
Kill yourself holy fuck

>>20163250
ass mad

Just order a Guinness and shut the fuck up

>>20164177
Question of taste. Some people like the rich flavors of dark malts but not the bitterness of throwing outright burnt shit in the brew. Adding bourbon or bourbon aging helps with that.

>>20163250
no one would be mad because Ireland is already like rest of Europe full of paki and shit skin poo in the loos, and they have no idea about IRA or any history

>>20165216
why are europeans so demoralized and retarded

>>20165261
Gee, I wonder if some empire went around executing every single strong-man in Europe or something and enforcing liberal [anti-will to power] politics.

>>20162924
found the friendless loser who was never invited anywhere

>>20165269
(You), back in the locker

>>20165269
>strong men
>executed by nation on the entire other fucking side of the planet
>strong men

>>20165394
Yeah...?

>>20165193
buttblasted

>>20165269
Shut the fuck up brainlet. I'm tired of having to tolerate people like you. Its political correctness gone mad.

>>20165216
>alt-right maymay
>words are taken from the lyrics of a song written by a Brazilian singer who was a faggot and died of AIDS in the 90's
wew lad

>>20165216
t. james smith, proud irish american

you order a jagerbomb because taste buds exist

>>20162260
"Pint of Guinness and a shot of Bailey's please." Drink half the Guinness then drop the Bailey's in. I'm sure you could have figured this one out by yourself anon.

>>20163293
Is "We" in the room with you right now?

>>20163293
the hell is this toddler talking about

>>20165535

>>20165695
What the fuck are you talking about?
Proof please.

>>20162260
Alternative names for an Irish Carbomb are Irish Slammer and Dublin Drop.
>>20165837
If you stood true to the original recipe, you would order a Half and Half (Whiskey layered on Baileys) instead of a Baileys shot.

>>20162260
>one irish carbomb please
>why yes I do like flogging molly
>I am 55lbs overweight too
>I normally wear a hat to hide my balding
>no not married
>had this beard since I was 19

>>20163290
You can put in a request at your local liquor store. We used to bring in random shit all the time when enough people showed some interest.

>>20165269
But enough about Communism

>>20162260
>Ireland gets terrorist themed drinks and we don't
Amerifats where's our Twin Towers drink

>>20166128
Afraid so.
Original lyrics:
https://www.letras.mus.br/cazuza/43860/
>Meus heróis
>Morreram de overdose
>Meus inimigos
>Estão no poder
Translation:
>My heroes
>died of overdose
>My enemies
>Are in power
As for the pozzed out brazillian singer:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cazuza
>Cazuza died in Rio de Janeiro on July 7, 1990, at the age of 32, due to a septic shock caused by AIDS.
lmao

>>20162825
jews did that to all white people

>>20162275
sikh as in sick, or sikh as in seek?

>>20166104
Zoomers don't drink or smoke, they use the devil's lettuce.

>>20167117
I don't even drink anymore, but going to the bar and ordering a 9/11 sounds like a great time.
>Chug two beers (not sure what brand, something "we're so American")
>Set bottles or cans up next to each other
>During this, someone has set up your shot glass
>Filled with Arak, or use whiskey and say "Bush did 9/11"
>Wrap hand around shotglass and punch through empty beers, knocking them over
>Pull shotglass up into mouth in same motion
>Slam empty shotglass down onto the wreckage
>Send two or three of your poorer friends off to yell slurs at the people sitting at a random table

Only downside I can think of is that it's harder to do as a group activity than a round of bombs.

>>20162825
It was a lot more people than that, and it went on for hundreds of years. Even in the Napoleonic era the Irish were revolting. Against the Brits, I mean. Well, that too.

>>20162924
>I will never understand the backwards pageantry and faggotry
Presentation is half the fun. Just look at such dishes as the croquembouche, the flaming nagasaki, sushi restaurants with the little waterways and boats, Benihana's Grill, tiki bars. . . .

>>20163209
I enjoyed Black Bush the one time I had it.

>>20162269
This would be a very smooth way of dealing with the issue.

>>20163293
Speak for yourself you disgusting faggot.

>>20162298
>nobody asked
>nobody cares
>made up post anyway

>>20167315
Fucking dumb monkey.

>>20162260
I'm romanian, here we call these a submarine in choppy waters (submarin in apa tulbure) for some reason so I'll go with that
This but with tequila in lager is just a regular submarin

>>20163209
Writers Tears
Knappogue Castle
Red Breast

>>20162260
You ask for the IRA special.

>>20162260
You might find a Dublin Drop. You might not.
Order a single Irish Cream, a double whiskey, a pint of stout and a pint of red or nitro-cream. Slam them back without blinking, and loudly but calmly say "Again."

why wouldn't i just get a regular old fashioned boilermaker

>>20170145
Why wouldn't you just drink the whiskey and beer separately?

>>20170200
that's what a boilermaker is.

>>20170210
Why are the cunts at my local dropping their whiskey in their beer?

>>20170233
because they can. it's your choice, that's why they're served in separate glasses.

>>20170265
>... and it's the choice of the generation of depression!
Depth Charges do remind me of Jagerbombs with a side of self-loathing.

>>20170350
cool projection senpai

>can get to someone's car to the point you can install an intricate explosive connected to the ignition switch
>make this elaborate bomb instead of just walking up and shooting them
Was it just shock and awe or what

>>20162780
I think the question is how good can the evidence be if they're not just rearing to absolutely put you in your place with the facts of it to embarrass you.

>>20170362
arigato

>>20162377
Coworker ordered a baileys once and the bartender told him that it's a woman's drink and that he should reconsider.

>>20170378
>I'm feeling frisky. Pour me a tiny glass of some delicious creamy beige before I send you home to the wife with my lipstick on your collar.

>>20166104
zoomers and alphies dont really drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes/weed much.
instead they prefer MDMA and vaping chinese chemical juice instead