/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>grain free cereal
This is an oxymoron

>>20153902
i know it 's probably shitty overpriced unhealthy garbage but i kinda wanna try this meme cereal
do u know what it tastes like?

>>20153902
i was going to say it looks like any other generic cheap brand of knock off cereal box art. then i read
>for adults
nah fuck that im good.

eating cereal in general is embarrassing, it's giving dog food vibes baka fr

Seeing these did me a big favor in life because the very concept of “guilt free Cocoa Puffs for adults” pissed me off so much that I stopped eating cereal completely and just cook breakfast instead

>grain-free cereal
Im afraid to ask what it is made of.

>>20153931
i understand that, it sounds almost pathetic. just eat the fucking cereal for a snack or something. i feel like it was branded by women who struggled with weight issues or something

>>20153902
I think you've already posted the best example. Something about that art style is just repelling.

>>20153911
>>20153934
>All of our cereal flavors contain the following ingredients: milk protein blend (casein and whey protein concentrate), monk fruit, allulose, a blend of high oleic sunflower oil and avocado oil, tapioca starch, chicory root fiber, salt, and natural flavors. For a full breakdown of additional ingredients specific to each flavor, check out that flavor’s product page.

anyways I've bought it before just because I'm t1 diabetic and low-carb cereal seemed interesting. you're paying like 2-3x the cost of malt-o-meal though. it's decent, like it's not as good as regular cereal but there's nothing awful or off-putting about it

>>20153902
I hate globohomo artstyle so much

>>20153938
Or just eat food that’s not for kids, yknow
An adult already has no business eating fruity pebbles, eating “smart” fruity pebbles to try and lifehack cereal makes you gay on top of a manchild. Just buy some special K unless you’re >>20153945 and that shit’ll knock you out

>>20153956
>fruity pebbles
i was thinking more about shreddies and cheerios not shitty Enumber fueled blueberries

>>20153902
>hey we want our cereal to appeal to fat retards who also like dogs
>say no more

>>20153911
Sucralose and fake flavoring

>>20153902
>10 bucks for a box

>>20153902
is that chocolate for dogs? what is that? dogs can't have chocolate.

Carb cereal is garbage regardless. Just eat some bacon and eggs.

>>20153902
Posting this because I never get a chance to.

I never understood those people who could cereal every day for breakfast

>>20154271
Reminds me of the days when I was giggling at shit on engrish.com.

>>20153931
Sounds like you got guilted

>>20154303

>>20154303
>>20154321
This is awesome.

>>20154321

>>20154328

>>20154328
>>20154336
reminds me of the tomtom club music video

>>20154328
He plays Nintendo.

>>20153902
>corporate safe artstyle
Who the fuck started this trend anyway?

>>20154393
|>

>>20153902

>>20154437
mmm... *sips*

>>20153902
any designer who uses corporate memphis style art should be burned at the stake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_Memphis

>>20153902
I like the dog but the person is one of those corporate drawing people.

Does this count?

>>20153956
>An adult already has no business eating fruity pebbles
But it gives my ice cream a nice crunch

>>20153902
Funny thing is reading the side of the box it reads like it's designed to appeal to /fit/fags and co/ck/mongler schizoids who think they can eat themselves into being a chad by cutting out carbs and soy. But you all got baited by the box art and wrote it off as NWO bugmeal soylent green.

I saw a diabetic YouTuber shill this recently and recoiled in disgust at the Corporate Memphis box "art".

>>20153918
>>20154050
>>20154719
But I want a keto-friendly grain-free soy-free gluten-free sugar-free cereal THAT ALSO reminds me of my childhood saturday mornings!!

I mean I COULD eat raisin bran or special-K but I swore when I was 7 that I'd never be a boring adult, so I need a cereal to instill the self-confidence I once had 30 years ago

>Hold on to the Dream (tm)

I will Magic Spoon, I will

>>20154818
I mix Total with various chocolate kiddy cereals. 75:25 Total predominant. This along with using a 50:50 coffee-milk mix is delicious

>>20154818
raisin bran has to be the most under appreciated cereal. that shit is actually delicious, cheap, healthy, easy to find anywhere...

>>20153902
picrel but only because of what's actually inside the can

>>20154839
Raisin Bran has more sugar than lucky charms

>>20153902
It's probably good but because of the packaging alone I will NEVER buy it

>>20155098
Well fuck this gay earth

>>20155098
>>20155163
Could just get some plain bran flakes and some raisins and mix them together to avoid the added sugar.

>>20154437
It's...not a bad packaging idea.

>>20153945
>>20154117
i dont know it doesnt sound bad
next wageycheck or when i'm out of my cheerios im gonna try buy it. i am not offput by the artificial sweeteners and i have too many carbs in my diet

>>20155163
>>20155098
it has more sugar because it has actual fruit in it
a quick google shows 15g of rasins contains ~10g of sugar
it's not like they add a cup of cane sugar to it

>>20154924
it was a good idea for what it meant to do, its for all the edgelords at music festivals that didn't want to be seen drinking water like a pussy so they'd drink water out of monster energy drink cans

>>20155209
The raisins are sugar-coated. That's why they've got that white powdery substance on them. The flakes are also ensugared.

>>20155163
>36 vs 59 grams serving size

>>20155309
Typically serving size by volume is more useful than weight, because people don't measure their food but rather eyeball it based on volume. A 'full bowl' is a full bowl, regardless of the weight.

>>20155234
can't imagine how retarded someone must be to think a life essential like water is considered lame. I guess liquid death is for retards and fat people that have ruined their bodies to the point where they can't drink regular water cause it's not carbonated or sweet

>lol! this serial is WOKE so i hate it

You guys are cringe. Eat it or don't. It's the bud light lgbtq shit all over again.

>>20155523
I just think the box looks like shit.

>>20155152
Actually tried two recently. Pretty good. You also can pull off the mustache and hook it to your nose with little clips.

>>20155234

>>20153950
It's known as "cal arts" and yes it's horrible

>>20155934
You mean corporate Memphis

>>20155152
The QC of this is all over the place. Maybe I'm just unlucky but anytime I've tried these it's ranged from "pretty damn good" to "wtf did I just eat"

>>20154437
How can this even be legal for the same reason medication has regulations on labeling and packaging? You just know some dumbass kid or illiterate immigrant is going to drink it

>>20154393
it's called 'corporate memphis' or 'alegria'. it's designed to appear non-threatening while sidestepping diversity concerns.

>>20155929
meh, it doesen't look that good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyA8X5TWSpY

>>20155963
I thought it's called globohomo art

>>20155929
would buy

>>20155971
Same thing.

>>20155188
JUST STOP EATING CARBS
Don't need some fad diet cereal, don't waste your money. Literally limit bread, cereal, pastas, chips. Almost everything else has a negligible amount of carbs. It's all about moderation. You can do it.

>we need our art style to erase all defining features to promote a multicultural message
>except niggers, it has to be painfully obvious when we're trying to depict one of "those people"

>>20155971
You're a meme parrot retard

I tried magic spoon. Shit was fucking nasty

>>20156088
yet you are the one who uses buzzwords

>>20155987
>tfw wanna lose weight but I fucking love bread
I just wish the whole grain breads didn't come with all the loose grains that fuck with the texture a bunch.

>>20155376
>he doesn't autistically weigh out exactly 39g of Lucky Charms for breakfast

>>20153911
If you have a discount/closeout grocery nearby check there. Mine are flooded with every single flavor of Magic Spoon at 75% off.

>>20154351
can't unsee

>>20153945
the aftertaste is like sucking on saltwater

>>20156161
All this cutting carbs is bull. Just reduce your portion sizes and target your caloric intake to be 1000 calories and avoid dinner like the plague. I lost 2 pounds daily from doing that.

>>20153911
Best keto cereal out there. It's basically whey protein made into loop-cereal, has good texture and taste. Most keto cereals are made of soy protein and have a weird offputting texture.

>>20156434
kek.

>>20155523
What the fuck are you talking about? No one has mentioned politics in this thread. Get off the internet

>>20154649
You have to give them a little credit, it's a style that aims to capture the feeling of soulless corporate culture and absolutely hit the nail on the head.

>>20154677
Someone saw that Rick and Morty copypasta and actually decided to make that their entire marketing strategy. Honestly, it would probably work on that group too.

>>20155934
it's actually called Alegria, calarts is something else

>>20155963
>it's designed to appear non-threatening
Well, they failed me if that was what they were going for. I can't stand even looking at it.

>>20155523
>WOKE
Go back to sleep, sheep.

>>20155163
Raisins are basically pure sugar.

>>20156161
Just eat fruit instead.

Example, 2 cups of papaya is just 110 cal. If it’s slightly frozen it tastes like vanilla sorbet

>>20153956
>Or just eat food that’s not for kids, yknow
The description on the side of the box clearly states that this cereal is for grown ups.

>>20153911
shit is like $9 a box.

>>20154336
Poo wojack

awful food AND boxart

>>20157121
Why is that man digging in his own ass?

>>20154818
Imagine projecting this hard. Its just a breakfast cereal for ketofags.

>>20154437

>>20153950
>capitalism is...LE BAD
Kys, commie.

>>20157149
globohomo is leftist

>>20153902
it’s niggery without actually being black

>>20153910
Speaking of morons, that 7 ounce box is $8.50 at Walmart. Its more expensive than steak.

I saw a well-to-do housewife with 5 of the boxes in her cart. Very strange she was about to drop $40 on a week's worth of cereal at Walmart.

>>20157140
you got btfo

>>20153902
you just KNOW

>>20157146
I'm sure it tastes like paint thinner as well

>>20154677
lol that may be faggiest thing ive seen in a long time

>>20157533
it’s just a copy of the text on monster energy but with beer

>>20157146
>only 42%
If you're going to market it like that it should be at least 60%

>>20153902
>post awful food, packaging, art
also value, this stuff is expensive as hell

>>20154924
theyve just started selling this in australia and i bought one for $6 because i thought it was an energy drink
very dissapointed

>>20155947
desu that's even funnier

>>20154924
This one takes the cake

>>20153931
Based. What's your go to now?

>>20153902
This is great art for the target demographic

>>20157958
so revolutionary so bold so brilliant

>>20153902
This cereal is very good for you but sooooo expensive. Tastes good though

>>20157970
looks like it tastes gross and diety

>>20157146
GODDAMN I could not remember the name of this shit. Some "motorhead"-themed, hipster bar, near me, had this shit on the shelf. Couldn't tell if it was any good - the tonic was so bad, I left a half-finished drink, which has never happened before.

>>20156697
the beer predates rick and morty by several years

>>20154437

>>20158179
drank this shit every other day in high school

>>20158193
Sorry about your weight.

>>20153945
>milk protein blend (casein and whey protein concentrate), monk fruit, allulose, a blend of high oleic sunflower oil and avocado oil, tapioca starch, chicory root fiber, salt, and natural flavors

>>20158248
I've always hated that Lenny & Larry's packaging. They look like complete fucking homos.

>>20158307
it keeps you talking about them so it's working

>>20158310
This is actually the first time so it's not that effective.

>>20153950
reminder that someone actually went and purged the wikipedia page from all mentions calling it the globohomo artstyle

>>20155934
OP isn't an example of calarts

>>20158161
It's ruined by the forced french inclusion

>>20158307
Reminds me of Guzman y Gomez
>Australian "Mexican" chain
>owned by two New York Jews
>the "mascots" are day laborers they photographed in a portapotty at Home Depot for $10
>probably had them deported the day after
>nobody in AU cares because they're not abos
When will the plight of the Australian-American-Mexican photo model finally be recognized?

>>20157122
That's how the nilk is made.

Looks good desu

>>20156161
I could live off of bread alone. I can't get enough of the shit. I can eat a whole fucking loaf in one sitting. Fuck, im out of bread.

>>20158316
he knows he’s just a coping faggot

>>20158316
>>20158858
>doesn't know how advertising works
it's like the incels on /v/ that seethe over shit they hate 24/7 and don't realize they're playing straight into the hands of the marketing team lmao. useful idiots i believe they're called

>>20160118
>don't buy product
>warn others to avoid product
>people buy from a different brand instead
>this is good marketing
Yeah, the good old 'all press is good press' strategy never backfires.

>>20154833
nothing like a pound of sugar for breakfast before you sit at a desk all day

>>20155392
actually, the point of liquid death is for people to not feel like pussies when they're drinking water at a party, and because the packaging is far easier to recycle than plastic.

I don't think it's even carbonated. you're probably thinking of that shit that soda addicts drink

>>20160189
>thinking a dip that lasted under a month means anything
ask me how i know you don't know dick about valuing a company. also, remind me what their stock price is as of today. that will tell you how much your "boycott" meant in the long run

>>20153902
This one is just plain creepy looking.
Wake up with the king, wtf?

>>20160118
This implies that I care if Lenny & Larry is successful or not, which I don't. I just think their packaging looks faggy. Sorry you're so bipolar that you can only comprehend emotions when taken to the extreme because you have a tard brain.

>>20157167
>leftism is when corporations that are inherently right wing sell products on the free market
You need to be 18 or older to post here.

>>20154677
>its ok if we're arrogant because we're called arrogant bastard ale
This feels more like a convenient excuse to be smug and condescending rather than a clever execution of brand integrity

>>20160355
>brand integrity
When did any company have any caring of that since maybe the 1980s?

>>20158237
Oh it wasn't long at all!

>>20160314
you're still talking about them.
you clearly don't know anything about advertising or how it exploits our basic psychologies so there's no point in discussing this further with a brainlet like yourself

>>20160565
You're still missing the point that I don't give a shit, retard. Go get spitroasted by Lenny and Larry.

>>20155934
calarts can atleast make for some good porn in capable hands
there is nothing salvageable about corporate art whatsoever

>High-Protein

>>20157680
it's just thermal water rich in sulphates.
she should have been able to tell that it was not normal water from the taste alone.

>>20155971
>it’s called homosexuality
>”i thought it was called faggotry”
retard. yeah as if the bigwigs making the call to use this style for their shitty products would call it “globohomo”

>>20154677
i kinda like what they’re saying though

>>20160665
Is he trying to be some star wars character?

>>20160118
>>20160565
>what one psychology class at the community college does to a nigga

>>20160118
>yo yo yo wuss up erryboddy IM RETARDED AND fucking STUPID

>>20160276
nobody is boycotting anything you histrionic faggot

>>20160244
It's for people that are trying to quit beer. The company was started by an ex-alcoholic.

>>20154924
My company distributes this shit. It flew off the shelf at first because it made everyone curious. After they drank it and realized it is literally just water, it stopped selling so much

>>20160244
There are carbonated kinds and those actually sell better

>>20154311
Cool
>>20154321
Based
>>20154437
Boomer core
>>20154924
Dumb
>>20155152
Tryhard
>>20155234
Based japs
>>20157121
Gay
>>20157146
Based
>>20157708
Gay
>>20158161
Soulless
>>20158179
My dad would love it

>>20162284
holy fucking vased mass replier on /ck/

>>20154924
Only alcoholics and energy drink addicts trying to quit should drink this shit. Otherwise just drink from a fucking water bottle. They also try to market this as 'plastic free water' while most people fail to realize every canned drink has a plastic lining inside.

>>20154677
>We don't pander to the lowest common denominator. We pander to those one step above it.

>>20162136
and the names almost all have good puns such as severed lime, convicted melon, rest in peach
but the one I never understood is mango chainsaw
where's the pun? there's no word play there

>>20160316
This must be bait but
>free market
Monopolies and welfare and printed cash and federal bailouts isn’t the free market. There hasn’t been a free market since 1913 when the federal reserve was created.

>>20155163
>0mg caffeine
How long until some MBA decides Americans need caffeinated breakfast cereal?

>>20158661
Just like Canada.

>>20155098
wait until people realize that sunny delight has half the sugar, 2/3 the calories and more vitamins than orange juice

>>20162465
I mean, I'd quit drinking energy drinks if I could get 300mg of caffeine in a big bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats.

>>20158661

french is a better language than english and quebec french is better than european french

>>20156480
why not just not eat cereal if you're on keto? just eat a bowl full of eggs and sausage

>>20156434
LMFUCKINGAO

>>20157680
Niggers, everyone.

>>20156480
Of cereal dont forget brucejina.

>>20158161
fuck you noname is based

Homosexuals and commies, snakes in the grass, always.

>>20157149
bait or mental retardation
call it

>>20154298
not necessarily, it's the schoolmarm tone that does it along with the bragging about baseline stuff
Take the tony chocolatebaloney or whatever it's called as well, they brag about "slavery free chocolate" as if that's not a legal requirement

>>20156779
And it digests in like 35 seconds.

>>20163441
is that good or bad

>>20163516
Is being hungry good or bad

>>20163519
imagine being so fat that you’re always hungry even when your body has nutrients..

>>20163718
Imagine now understanding how the human body works

>>20154281
>They roast the chicken with the list of ingredients

>>20153902
I can't find it in my area for a decent price. I'm not a cereal person anyway, but I'd try it for $2.

>>20157167
It's neoliberal, a leftist face on a two-tiered system of endless subsidies and favors for the elite, but cold heartless capitalism for everyone else.

>>20155970
>this channel
Based Jap shilling his decade-old vocaloid videos on /ck/

>>20162593
Usually for breakfast I eat eggs and spinach or brocolli. Cereal is for when I have the munchies at night.

>>20162284
0.5/10

>>20153911
I literally had that exact one in the OP pic last night. It tastes like cardboard with slight coco flavoring. Would not recommend. The actual cereal literally has a chocolate "layer" sprayed onto it, the inside of the loop is chocolate-less. Seems really cheaply made to me.

>>20153902
>cereal for grown-ups

>>20158161
I like the generic brand look

>>20164821
Kys wojak poster

>>20155947
Two reasons: Cheap containers and they're hoping you buy it because theres a near zero chance you will win in court over it.

>>20155234
Is this little girl anuses?

>>20165596
coal post

>>20157679
>company designs water is a pretty can because it knows people are retarded and either don't read labels or care about pretty packaging
You're literally the target audience, be disappointed in yourself.

>>20158179
NOS tasted better when it was still in bottles.

>>20155234

>>20158310
does it work if it makes me want to stomp most, if not all of their teeth out on the curb

>>20157680
we can literally open google translate and wave our thumb using 0.00001 calories to translate it immediately into english after waiting a grand total of 2 seconds. Apparently some people are NOT blessed with this knowledge. you can tell by the hand...

>>20154677
I guarantee 100% this piss isn't even good.

>>20157958
YJK

>>20163783
Maybe your human body.
I don't believe bs like that and have not gotten fat yet. I wonder believing narratives purported by "health" specialists has a negative effect on health. Why would the people selling pharmaceutical drugs want to make their customers sicker?

>>20162489
oh my lol

>>20166358
So fucking cringe

>>20162489
i do enjoy hearing french

Nothing makes me hungry for a delicious balanced breakfast like grabbing a box with the word poop on it

>>20153902
I will not buy the tranny cereal.

>>20154303
>>20154321
>>20154328
>>20154336
when the most interesting shit is a toothpaste ad.
This world is a trip

>>20154719
>you all got baited by the box art and wrote it off as NWO bugmeal soylent green.
I was baited into not consuming the product? Interesting strategy.

>>20167761
Hint: It's not the cereal company that's baiting you.

>>20153902
The packaging is already off-putting but the price ensured I'll never buy this shit. I don't care how delicious it is. Fuck $10 for a box of cereal.

>>20154924
Dude got inspired from bands that drank water from containers disguised as energy drink cans. As a marketing idea, it worked miraculously. But yeah, it's just fucking water.

>>20158161
I genuinely like this. Cut the shit and just tell me what you're selling me.

>>20155234
Cunney buns???
MMhmm lil debbie, you tart.

>>20162489
comme ils disent, <<based>>

>>20167776
Hint: spaghetti

>>20153902
She's kicking that dog's ass.

>>20168936
the vacuum of space is weightless. The dog is making that face at both of you.

>>20160731
If it was at least corp art, it would be a bit more insulting.

>>20168947
corpo* art. fug

>>20158161

>>20153910
the box is empty

>>20158671
food is ok for non-american mexican

>>20168999
hell yeah brudda

>>20169097
>>20169102
>>20169103
You can reply to 1-5 posts a time

>>20169115
thanks anon, you wouldn't have noticed if i'd remembered to change my name though

>>20169186
When I took a picture of this a tiny little Asian man angrily launched a shopping cart at me and walked away.

>>20167647
Just eat steel-cut oats
They're cheap as dirt.

>>20154117
so you're saying its not cereal, it's cefake?

>>20153902
I get it.

You gotta get an investor to go in and most investors are so profoundly basic that Corporate Memphis is the only style of graphic art that impresses them.

You wanna know why you are seeing it everywhere? That's why. The modern economy is maintained by profoundly retarded people with more power and money than God. So your own success means finding something that made said investors happy and repeating it over and over and over... It's all about repetition now and now that means you live in a shitty Hanna Barberra cartoon with repeating scenery.

>>20158161
>utility is... bad!!!

>>20171473
Not a very appetizing shade of yellow.

>>20166847
it's solid, i scoffed at that stupid rambling. it used to be cheap issh but it's probably not worth the price but the double bastard....drink 2 of them and yeah

>>20154677
I live very close to this brewery. They have the beer bottling machine that you see in Stange Brew.

>>20158161
Fuck you, this is sick as shit, suck my cock yank.

>>20171202
Damn, that's a good batter cosplay.

How has nobody mentioned this? It literally looked like off brand dollar store food

>>20172107

>>20169186
I need the entire stock

pan
nice and hot