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20153518 No.20153518 [Reply] [Original]

Just found a beehive in my oven.

>> No.20153542

anon that's a pizza comb. only way home ovens can regulate temperatures hot enough to cook pizza. also looks like the queen left so there's likely no honey circulation taking care of oven molds

>> No.20153573

Nature’s symmetry never fails to inspire wonder and awe.

>> No.20153576

Heptagoonis

>> No.20153597

Better than finding an oven in the beehive. It would melt. Then the bees would have to live in Los Angeles. Dem poor, poor bees. : (

>> No.20153606

>>20153518
Better throw a lit match in the oven to scare off the bees.

>> No.20153611

>>20153518
I once found an ostrich egg in my oven. I wasnt wearing my glasses and had sucked some Lysergic acid diethylamide.

>> No.20153644

>>20153518
That's the pilot light

>> No.20153660

>>20153644
Then how come it's not night time.

>> No.20153800

>>20153644
what?

>> No.20153809

>>20153518
>>20153542
>>20153573
>>20153576
>>20153597
>>20153606
>>20153611
Plebbit humor

>> No.20153923

>>20153809
you must be fun at parties

>> No.20153992

>>20153923
>Plebbit response on a Plebbit website from a Plebbit pleb. As you can see I am certainly NOT from Plebbit even though I can tell what it looks and sounds like through a computer screen
>Prove me wrong
>Protip-you cant

>> No.20153996

>>20153992
who are you quoting?

>> No.20154058

>>20153518
that's a Japanese manhole cover

>> No.20154093

>>20153992
You’re gay and your dick is small and it smells bad and it can’t get hard.

>> No.20154139

>>20153542
>>20153518
>>20153809
the heat of the bees cooks the pizza

>> No.20154153

>>20153996
The people who pay him to post demotivational messages.

>> No.20154160
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>>20154139
but I don't cook pizza in my oven

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>>20153518
That's gotta be worth at least 57 scrap metal!

>> No.20154460

The buzzing of the bees heats the oven.

>> No.20154499

Bro, that's your cadillac converter, you're gonna die of poisonous fumes next time you bake.

>> No.20154588

>>20153800
The pilot light

>> No.20154668

I dare you to eat it.

>> No.20154674

>>20153644
Why would pilots need to see his oven? Where's he cooking? On telephone wires/power lines?

>> No.20154971

>>20154499
I've been making dinner in my oven for months and nothing happened.

>> No.20154976

>>20154499
My oven is a Porsche.

>> No.20155525

>>20154093
Okay thanks mom.

>> No.20155579

>>20154139
How this meme hasn't made it onto /ck/'s 4cc roster is beyond me

>> No.20155683

>>20153518
Bee Careful! :D

>> No.20155715

>>20154139
When the pizza enters the oven, the bees cover it and start vibrating, cooking it from the inside

>> No.20155717

>>20153923
Struck a nerve, didn't I?

>> No.20155789

>>20153518
Those are from spicy bees, not honey bees. They are full of dead spiders.

>> No.20155794
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>>20153809
Miserable wretch

>> No.20155990

>>20153518
bet that caused a bit of a buzz