/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20153467
>flagrantly disregard advice from experts
publishing a book does not make you an expert. watch yourself
let me see the inside of that skillet though, I hope it looks as good as the bottom does

Just holding this bitch makes me feel like a goddamn real chef
im thinking, yeah this seems right, this is how the pros cook
Time to give that delivery bitch a break.
Doordash guy gonna think i moved, Sorry Jayden, you fuckin sucked anyway.

>>20153471
look, i get youre already hittin the haterade early, but you drunk on that shit. chill tfo man, thugs dont get upset.

>>20153479
>Just holding this bitch makes me feel like a goddamn real chef
Just remember to keep it clean.

This thread reminds me of that gay ass stick figure cartoon chili recipe. That is to say it sucks dick and I don’t like it. If you’re baiting, good job op. If you are sincere then I pray for your pitiful soul.

>>20153488
cleanliness is next to fucking godliness, or claptonliness, fuck yeah.
>>20153503
yeah i hate that shit too (being HANGRY) but it downt stop me from makin a bowl of this fucking shit everyones and awhile

>>20153467
>10"
>not the 14"
You must be poor, lonely, and cooking for one. I bet your girl got sick of your little shrimplet and left you for a BBC King. Anyway, "thug" is a Black people's word now and you lookin a little pasty there cracka. You ain't no thug, you can't use that word. Thug Kitchen took the knee, now you best be doin the same.

>>20153534
bitch you will seriously have a case of the regrets when you see these eggs i got, order almost fuckin up

>>20153503
There was a thread the other day about a cookbook written by millenial hipsters called thugs in the kitchen or something. He's imitating that. And yes the style is identical to the stick figure reddit chili

>overpaying for cast iron
kek

>>20153467
>the thug kitchen book that screamed portlandia
>gonna make the recipes on a Portland skillet

>>20153603
>kek
Dont think so chump, meet the new champ,
yeah had to redo them a few times but its a new skilly, so its gonna stick so i had to bitchslap its ass into submission
we know who won that round
>>20153592
#1 NYT bestseller means its hipster? Dude, you ever fuckin heard of the phrase "THUG LIFE?" its just in the kitchen now, so get the fuck out and let the real homeys get their shine.

>>20153616
those eggs are swimming in butter

>>20153467
>american cookware

no thanks, i don't like lead poisoning

>>20153622
I was about to call you a fagoot, then I got a better look and, naw, yeah. U rite

>>20153479
I ain't gettin upset man I'm tellin you to watch yourself when it comes to who you take advice from. You're buying cast iron bro, you ask 5 people "how do I take care of cast iron?" and you'll get 5 answers.
It's a nice pan though, the important thing is you didn't get Lodge dogshit

>>20153592
>>20153612
fuck

>>20153616

>>20153657
Literally nothing wrong with Lodge. Only shit cast iron is the chinese shit

If you ain't eatin' Ghetto Gastro, you ain't a real thug, homie

>>20153663
snitches get stiches bitches lace up
>>20153622
>butter
phase motherfucker

>>20153479
In the words of guy fieri, that's gangsta!

>>20153715
Flavortown represent

>>20153683
>ghetto gastro
You mean toastems?

Welcome to da club thug, there's like 4 of us now. Of course I am the only one with a true, pre-lodge Finex...

>>20153785
>four
>four
>twenty-fucking-eight

>>20154007
>pot costs more then stove
how bout that

>>20154007
These "craft" cast iron are all soon going to bought out my larger companies. Butter pay was recently bought out by Yeti

>>20153467
That is the ugliest fucking skillet

>>20153683
what does Ghetto Gaggers taste like?

>>20154055
like blunts and Dimethyl anthranilate

>>20154034
>Two super burners
>One normal burner
>One simmer burner
>Works intuitively, more fire more hotter
>Can roast over fire directly
>Doesn't need electricity
>Doesn't need a special pan
>Doesn't have WiFi or get updates
>Doesn't ever break
>Ten year cost to own (inc. fuel) - $1100
Let me guess, you *need* more...

>>20153708

>not using Whirl

a bait post with this many replies, the absolute state of this site
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>>20154517
>he's been doing it for 5 years

>>20154517
>>20155130
Lol I swear it's longer than that...

>>20153467
>cast iron skillet
>costs more than Le Creuset enameled cast iron skillets made in France
>costs almost 20 times what a Lodge cast iron skillet does

This is a certified gangsta ass thread

>>20155280
Thug dealers be bitchin we
Hot an fresh out the kitchen
We bouta wrap up these flautas
Gouda got my fresh food up
Thugs don't give a fuck skeeyee

>>20153467
>hey man. i'd like to get a cast iron skillet, but i want to pay faggy hipsters 100x the cost of a lodge because i'm a millennial and we have to rediscover every minute item in our lives and do it half as well as our boomer parents because we hate them and can't bear to admit they might have learned better ways of doing stuff through lived experience
>i got you senpai

>>20155337
I think they learned better ways to give themselves cancer. What a naive time it must have been to hear DuPont say Better Living Through Chemistry and think "yes, I'd love some of that on my food!"

>>20153503
>stick figure cartoon chili recipe
Thanks for reminding me. I'm re-reading for that nostalgia embarrassment.

>>20153467
just cooked a deuce in my cast iron,
nigga try to jack me ima have to blast iron
Cocaine jumping out the Pyrex
Real ass nigga I be cookin out my finex

>>20156355
>heh, stupid boomers, gave themselves cancer
>turns off phone screen, places it in pocket two inches away from testicles
Regrettably most women on TikTok don't have testicles so the odds of you hearing about the problems with this are extremely low.

>>20153467
i'm a thug in the bedroom, i'm not so sure about the kitchen

>>20153683
>$6
>4 pastries per package