/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Willing to bet any amount of money that he did not actually eat it

>>20131461
her nips must be really high

Did you see a /ck/ related video somewhere?
Drop the link so I can turn it into a webm.

>>20131461
>tfw no Korean noodleslut fuck buddy

>>20131456
Based

>>20131474
>The entire process is hands on.

>>20131461
where it is the nipple

>>20131461
I thought that was a gigantic hotpot, I thought that would be cool.

>>20131456
Why did they/them put 4 different types of sugar on top?

>>20131463
This kills the grub

>>20131456
nice

>>20131596
Guarantee this faggot never got punched in his life.

>>20131596
>>20131841
Be the change you wanna be anon!

>>20131461
That's a dude isnt it?

>>20131456
I hate this fat cunt and her disgusting recipes.

>>20131461
Stiff as rocks, gross fake boobs.

>>20131467
How do they sit with their legs crossed for so long?
My feet fall asleep in maybe five seconds doing that.

>>20131474
but what is it?

>>20132514
Cake

>>20131467
very disgusting

>>20131463
Extremely Colombian post

>>20131455

>>20132709

>>20132482
>Stiff as rocks, gross fake boobs.
thats why they call them bolt-ons

>>20131455
Yikes

>>20131467
Based.
>>20132685
Forced meme.

>>20131456
nothing pictured in this webm can be classified as food

>>20132478
most likely, the terrible boob job left the tiny male nipples way too high

>>20133210
good morning sir

>>20132709
what were they trying to accomplish here

>>20133754
Yeah

>>20131456
nightmare roommate there

>>20131467
the part where he rotates the pot one centimeter for no particular reason had my sides in orbit

>>20131456
>this is the future WEF wants for you

>>20131596
so basically he's admitting that canada and america are white countries?

>>20131596
Yeah well no one can insult him back cause he's the muttiest of mutts. Like how do you even begin to decipher that phenotype.

>>20134726
no they want you to have your funnel cake delivered by an illegal migrant fresh from your local ghost kitchen

>>20131463
I wouldn't mind trying grubs, but do I really need to see the disgusting dude smacking his lips and chewing?

>>20132502
this is how i act at mcdonalds

>>20132502
Lmao

>>20131456
this guy has all sorts of little bugs in his bed

If more Indian guys looked like him, I bet people would be way less turned off by the hands-on tendencies there are with their street food.
It's when they're filthy looking pot-bellied goblin looking fucks that it becomes a huge turnoff.

>>20132709
>You got the toenail.
I miss when Futurama was funny.

>>20131474
If more Indian guys looked like him, I bet people would be way less turned off by the hands-on tendencies there are with their street food.
It's when they're filthy looking pot-bellied goblin looking fucks that it becomes a huge turnoff.

>>20131463
That dog looked at him cooking the bugs thinking, “Oh God, what the fuck is he doing now?”

>>20131467
Indians are the most repulsive force on planet earth. I am convinced they are not human but instead some sort of poo golem.

>>20132709
The incinerated chicken gets me every time

>>20131455

He's Palestinian I think

>>20131455
.

>>20131456
>not selling your confections to the menstrual cycle of the dorm
it's like zoomers are fucking absolutely terrible at business.

>>20131467
>the one little tuft of hair on the back of his head

>>20131596
>"racism is funny!!"

>>20132502
the type of people that think sushi is edible are the type of karens that act this way.
10/10 for accuracy.

>>20132502
me after eating a food court california roll

>>20136009
lucky that place wont exist soon

>>20136009
Stop posting this guy, the gimmick is stale now.
>>20136156
In your dreams, long-nose.

>>20131455
The fuck is the point of this

>>20136009
>banter
Why can't we all just get along?!?!?!?! Why can't we be friends~~ Why can't we be friends??~~~!!!

>>20131489
>Her
Anon, I...

>>20131467
I can't understand why they insist on putting their hand inside flowing ingredients then shake their hand off. It's like watching a dog kick up grass after taking a shit for no reason. I'd say less but so much of the herbs missed the pot for literally zero reason. I hate India and Indians so much.

>>20131455
Gordon, the cheese isn't even melted

>>20131461
Ewww look at his rubber tits

>>20131463
Remember guys all cultures are equal and we have just as much to learn from them as they have to learn from us

>>20135832
What did sir mean by this? He looks disgusting

>>20134732
Looks like se asian plus nigger

>>20132502
How I act when someone gets the cheap cat food

>>20136301
You don't cook your own catfood, man?

>>20133210
Good morning sir!

>>20136008
Why does he splatter shit all over the place?

>>20136185
I bet she's a fun fuck

>>20135986
lmao

>>20133749
>cooked flour is not food
ok retard-kun :)

>>20136294
this is not true and as proof the germans saw english "cuisine" and invented the word untermench

>>20136576
>>20136578
>>20136580
Pathetic.

>>20131461
I imagine she gets a lot of tips.ALL KINDS of tips

>>20132502
>Tries to defend a chef and his "art"
>Just helps fuck his business up cause now half the restaurant is turned off by this faggot and the owners lost future rich yuppie return customers

>>20131461
the underboob is so many

>>20136609
why do they be so mean to a little girl?

>>20136060
where do you think you are

>>20136703
She said N-word.

>>20136553
My crybaby ass could NOT be a rancher. Delicious meat, but at what cost?

>>20136564
i know who this is ;)

>>20136556
despite poverty they're still really fat

>>20136332
Why do you not?

>>20136008
I'd like some coffee with my milk and sugar please, sir

>>20136568
That's because there is not that much sugar in donuts dough and the amount of glace in them is fairly small too, donuts calories come from carbs and fat, that's why he says oh there is as much sugar in the donuts as the milkshake, not as many calories, that milkshake must have as many calories per gram as the donuts

>>20136562
If you mix this with dough you can make actual food

>>20136556
>Washing the chicken

>>20131467
My initial thought was he took that cheese out of his back pocket.

>>20136548
God I wish that were me

>>20134719
It probably wasn't sitting flush.

>>20136953
Grains and processed oils with little to no fresh produce and protein will almost always result in diabetes, which is why poverty and diabetes tend to go hand-in-hand.

>>20137414
natty ice >>> bud ice

>>20137050
because it's not messy time

>>20136609
>later that day...

>>20136583
Thats dogs ESG score just plummeted. Pray for they/them(gotta salvage whats left and use fruity pronouns)

>>20131467
The way he HAS to touch the greens first, and scatter them on the ground.

Why do they always purposefully spill??? Do the needful

>>20131474
It's one thing to work with your hand but do you have to let the eggs run through your fingers?

>>20136564
I was looking at this for like the first 15 seconds thinking:
>wow, someone get this stupid woman a pairing knife
only to realize this is a thirst-trap cougar when it showed her in profile view, i guess... I'm into twinks, so this does nothing for me except highlights how important it is to have a pairing knife.

>>20136703
>girl

>>20138037
I mean even as a titguy theres having a nice handful and theres being the town freak with nipples hanging to your gunt

>>20138631
>>20138632
i like the way he chews his food

>>20136564
>>20136931
me too, it's abbi secraa. don't be a fucking faggot

>>20131456
The thumbnail makes it look like he was plugging a USB into his gunt.

>>20131467
The Slop King.

>>20131474
>>20135832
Wtf are you talking about? He looks sweaty and gross.

>>20131489
>Her
...sure.

>>20137108
But in the calories sugar the donuts are and in the glaze there is the dunkin ingredients but the carbs are equivalent to the donut not the sugar in which the calories lie. The donuts and the shakes calories are equitable to the sugar in the glaze

>>20131455
I hate tiktok cuisine so much.

>>20136185
I am in love with this woman. Who is she? I promise I won't stalker her this time.

>>20136006
>That cigarette butt that goes in near the beginning

>>20131455
this style of video where they smash and slap the ingredients down pisses me off to my core id love to smack the smug cunts around that make them

>>20138941
I hate vertical videos because they remind me of tiktok zoomer trends.

>>20136064
>that think sushi is edible
so pretty much everyone?
>are the type of karens
what are you then

>>20139035
I'm a Kevin ala "we need to talk about."

>>20137965
I don't know why he's doing it, but every small bakery does it to separate yolks from whites because it's the quickest way.

Anymore Japanese girls with suckable honkers?

>>20138631
>tomboy
Looks more like a stoned ill-mannered troon that cuts his own hair with arts & crafts sheers.
Why would you save this clip?

>>20133192
>Your prion disease is ready, Sir

>>20139043
I do the same because it's how I was taught when I was a kid. It's the single easiest way to separate yolks from whites and I'll never understand why people try to do it with the shell or need unitaskers to do it.

>>20131467
The guy in the back right is so fucking funny

>>20131467 looks worse than >>20136009 except the latter is obviously exaggerated for the sake of the joke

>just a bunch of tiktoks
Why? Why bother stopping your scrooling to show all your favorite scrools on 4chan? Please. Kill yourself.

>>20139835
>Why?
Because tiktoks make people like you upset

>>20136055
nice eye

>>20136609
Nice do you have more?

>>20139843
Sounds like a combination trolling outside of /b/ and extremely low effort posting.

>>20136586
How does she stay so fit but Randy has been cycling between fat fuck and not so fat fuck for years? Does he just do more food challenges than she does?

>>20137230
the guy, the girl, or the fish?

>>20136703
It's a commercial for makeup that doesn't come off when it rains or something gets spilled on them

>>20137607
Shoenice was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved

>>20131455
this slant eyed fucking shit is grinding my gears, I can't bear to see his stupid fucking face.

>>20137607
How is this guy still alive?

>>20131467
Why do they always look around like the camera is about to steal their soul or something? They always seem so uncomfortable.

>>20131596
Who the fuck uses water and not milk?

>>20131455
Stupid and nasty

>>20138912
straight male spotted

>>20132716
A confit, how fancy.

>>20137782
>but you have to eat THIS

>>20137607
>>20137644
i've been severely alcoholic for years and i can't imagine chugging a fifth. a pint, sure, but a fifth? that's suicidal behavior.

>>20136916
That pig probably had a way better life than your average supermarket pork pig.

>>20139923
>youve won a trip to SIX FIGS FAGGOT MANSION!

>>20139747
Its all woman anon, I just went on manyvids to find free videos of chicks eating

>>20139875
Randy who? Desu I know most of the competitive eaters also do things like triathalon training where you'd need to eat like 6k calories just to refuel your body so they dont eat like this everday.

Matt Stonie is skinny af as as most of the Nathans hot dog champs

>>20140107
He said on youtube he forces himself to puke after all the slams to not die of alcohol posioning

>>20140197
Black hoodie dude is making himself puke at the end just like Shoe.

Youre still fucked up but not black out and choke on your own vomit fucked up

>>20136916
>>20140203
>Do livestock market tour with Young Farmers and Ranchers
>Feel a little bad seeing infant cows mooing for their mother, debate doing vegan for a quick minute.
>See full grown bull, 2k pounds and ripped as fuck. Realize he would kill me and eat the grass that grows from my body
>go back to eating cheeseburgers as part of the circle of life

>>20131461
i love her

>>20136545
potittos

>>20136586
shes a powerhouse of energy, ive had sex with her. she literally doesnt stop working out or fucking.

>>20140525
BS. Although muscle girls do have great cardio and nasty protein farts

>>20140643
I would like to punch this creature.

>>20136300
I was thinking Arabindian Jewgreek.

>>20140525
Yeah

>>20140651
you cant talk about the new ck mascot like that

>>20131596
What the fuck are salt cakes?

>>20136064
>"raw fish is icky"
>gets world view from mass media
Checks out.

>>20137524
He said fat, not diabetic. Just eat less, fatty.

>>20131456
easy as pie

>>20141614
they went from bara to donuts

>>20138941
i hate the fact its posted everywhere, its the same thing with "AI" garbage, like how retarded do you need to be to enjoy watching it

>>20141617
i really need to know what this is from. PLEASE

>>20131474
Why does he use his hands for every single step?

>>20141892
simpsons new orleans copy

>>20131467

>>20131596
>>20136009
>>20140643
>>20140675
It reminds me of this

>>20141945
I commend their authenticity to the bit

>>20140675
am I responsible for bland Japanese food now as well??

>>20136551
why is she so hot

>>20138895
Ive seen this video so many times and never realised it was a guy. I assumed only the other gender could be so stupid as to place a hotplate on a flammable bed.

>>20141614
They look inexcusably annoying regardless of weight. The kind of women only a father could love. And even then he'd be a fool for bothering.

>>20138631
That looks like dry, shit pizza

>>20136006
I love when they move their hands around autistically to make it look like they doing something faster/more impressive

shit thread as usual

>>20135832
>I'm okay with poor sanitation & hygiene as long as the wagie is attractive

Okay, but you need to realize that's your fetish, not reality. Gross, dude.

>>20137108
>>20138938
>That's because there is not that much sugar in donuts dough and the amount of glace in them is fairly small too, donuts calories come from carbs and fat, that's why he says oh there is as much sugar in the donuts as the milkshake, not as many calories, that milkshake must have as many calories per gram as the donuts But in the calories sugar the donuts are and in the glaze there is the dunkin ingredients but the carbs are equivalent to the donut not the sugar in which the calories lie. The donuts and the shakes calories are equitable to the sugar in the glaze
PUNCTUATION you fucking fags. This is like trying to read a bus schedule while drunk at 4 in the morning.

>>20136523
The lack of self awareness you have lmao

>>20141900
It's hand made

>>20131494
Nobody?

>>20140197
same, man. same.

>>20132483
>implying he has legs

>>20141614
they switched to edibles

>>20143133
i see at least seven pieces of punctuation in that tiny paragraph how much are you asking for id say its an easy read for anyone who isnt a mentally retarded busriding esl

>>20131596
he mad because as a muttoid he doesn't have a culture he can call his own

>>20136916
You get used to it, my grandparents had chickens, at first I feel bad for them when we had to slaughter them but then you just get used to it, its the life's cycle.

>>20137412
>That guy appearing at his window right before the video ends
lmao what a twist!

>>20131467
Goop scoop

>>20140115
Maybe its fucking weird to film people without their consent

>>20131463
its just jungle gnocchi

>>20142612
layers of fat trap the heat

>>20136551
I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Seems like a keeper.

>>20136294
Chud if you were lost in their jungle you would starve

>>20136916
Most ranchers don't process their own animals preferring to sell them at the local auction. My family's ranch has only ever processed one animal that I can recall, after it broke it's neck in an accident. Had like 3 years worth of ground beef in the freezer after that. What you do need to be prepared for is things like covering your entire arm in iodine and then shoving a cow's prolapsed anus back in shoulder deep to save its life.

>>20140299
>Realize he would kill me and eat the grass that grows from my body
Know a guy that was nearly killed (3 months in hospital) when a bull decided it wanted to kill another bull that was nearby. He was outside the pen they were in but the bull took the 10 foot metal gate off it's hinges, both bulls and the gate landing on him.

>>20145408
Do cows like anal or something or was that prolapse a complication from giving birth

>>20145449
This was around 1995 so I don't remember the details. But IIRC it happened multiple times with that particular cow. The most common birth complication we see is temporary paralysis as a result of induced magnesium deficiency. Sometimes they recover on their own but some need a magnesium injection. It's mainly a problem in winter which is also our calving season.

>>20131596
>insulting the people who sailed across the entire planet and conquered every shithole country in the span of a few days because they wanted spices
>by claiming they don't season their food

>>20145489
100% cope.
All they have to compete with White people is that their ancestors lived next to tasty plants.

>>20131455
Anyone have that one webm of some restaurant in Central America where they're making this monstrosity out of a bag of tortilla chips, cheese, sauce, and it keeps getting worse?

>>20131596
Here's a (you)
I hope he gets shot in the fucking head

>>20141623
>pouring the scalding fucking oil down the sink

Lmao.

these threads used to be like 50/50 real food and goofy shit and now its just pure goofy shit

>>20136576
I can never sit through all of this one, can anyone describe what happens?

>>20145538
not my problem

>>20145556
its just slop of a kpop girl drinking beer and burping

>>20136006
Being a vegetarian/vegan truly makes you retarded
You cannot convince me otherwise that the nutrients you miss out on from meats inhibits brain development

>>20131455
>>20131456
am I the only person who has a physical reaction to this kind of video editing with the constant jump cuts every 1/4 second? It feels like I am being assaulted, like some fucking cunt is reaching through the screen and pummeling me in the face. It is a visceral lizard brain response and I have to turn it off immediately or else I hulk out and start throwing shit and screaming at the monitor.

Evidently this is just normal for tiktok zoomzooms. Quarter-second jump cuts over and over and over, forever. And they love it. I don't get it, you don't even have tine to register what the new scene is showing you before it's cut away to something else entirely. what is the appeal (other than engagement farming)?

>>20136545
sauce?

>>20132502
>Steak fags and their insufferability on how to cook them "correctly"

>>20132502
Wags was always best boy.

>>20131455
I hate these flashy jump cut videos so so much, what happened to the human attention span? Good lord

>>20140675
>gourmet cooking for brown people, palestine!
>lets make breakfast, lunch, and dinner: israeli white phosphorus!

>>20137412
RIP

>>20137116
>If you mix this with dough you can make actual food
they do exactly that in the video anon.... its literally a cookie in a different form

>>20143184
>make a donut
>its not food
cooking in bed like that is retarded but what are you talking about? The corn syrup shit?

>>20144908
Only cool when the government does it, right?

>>20146726
correct

>>20136046
Anon do you have any fucking idea how many views this shit gets and how much an occasional sponsor will pay this person?
YOU are fucking terrible at business.
Nobody gets all of those ingredients to overdo something simple and specifically inconvenient in a batch of one in a dorm room to sell. Nobody makes one beef wellington at a time in a dorm room to sell to some bitch on her period or retarded stoner.
This zoomer in particular is far, far better at business than you will ever be.

>>20145666
Probably not but you're fucking autistic and expressing it like those women who talk about their PTSD and how triggered they are generally do
Normal people do have time to register it and it cuts out the in-between transitions of nothing happening to get to the point
It's not a conspiracy theory to get people to "doomscroll" it's just a better way to make videos

>>20136559
He gutted them offscreen, right?
RIGHT?

>>20136562
Sex

>remember when a webm thread would max out on images of real food from cities and tribes
Covid destroyed this board. There's nothing left.

>>20148494

>>20148498

>>20148503

>>20148508

>>20148512

>>20148515

>>20148521

>>20148523

>>20141608
sexually abused child, finds the cure

>>20132502
>how to fellate the sushi man without touching

>>20148503
beautiful

>>20148503
>Dr Pimple Popper

>>20136006
>>20136008
They remind me of 12-year-old me trying to look cool spinning a knife and dropping it except when I did that I felt embarrassed instead of proud.

>>20148543

>>20149078
>making food look more appealing for commercial
>anon just found out commercials are made to sell something, not to represent reality
Oh boy... wait till you find out about birds.

>>20148535

Needs ketchup

>>20148523
We made hard candy in school in 5th grade.
They probably don't let kids do that now.

Hard Candy is also a movie starring Ellen Page. Her character in it mutilates someone's genitals.
How the turn tables.

>>20148535
What's the green stuff? Olives? Grapes?
I don't think those would be my first choices for pairing with that.

>>20149048
Still amazed they took a line from Seinfeld and turned it into a reality show.

>>20149086
>sippy cups
is this a pedo dog whistle

>>20141521
You don't seem to understand the relation between diabetes and obesity. Keep your mouth shut when dealing with topics you don't know about.

>>20140525
my condolences that you had sex with this creature

>>20131463
the heat from the bugs cooks your soul

>>20149407
i bet she has a cute butthole

>>20149078
I heard this was illegal. That food commercials had to show something with the exact ingredients of the product only, so no painting fruit to look better or using toothpicks to stand french fries perfectly.

>>20149998
Well, if you heard it...

>>20150006
This guy is a pro, how frustrating. wonder how many takes it took

>>20145558
When it melts your PVC plumbing it will be, nigger lmao

>>20138631
>>20138632
neither of these are tomboys

>>20148508
based wolfe pit poster

>>20150389
What defines a tomboy then

>>20149401
this looks like the kind of guy that pays prostitutes to piss on his face in seedy hotels

>>20149401
No she doesn’t. She tricks the guy into thinking she castrated him, she doesn’t actually do it.

>>20150006
I wonder how much he paid for that knife to still struggle with cutting an onion.

>>20132716

>>20141614
why does this always happen to women?>??
its not fair

>>20149998
correct

>>20150730
What emotion is this expression trying to convey?

>>20150987
borderline personality disorder

>>20136185
ugh

>>20150730
>always happen to women?
Everyone gets fatter as they grow older. Our metabolism changes, we grow even more sedentary but we still shovel the same amount of food into your guts.

>>20145666
Yeah, it's not just you. The transitions are way too fast and I have to keep pausing the video. It's irritating to watch for me.

>>20151068
Yeah nigga.....And?!

>>20145516
I used to get sick of seeing it in every wemb thread and now I miss it

>>20149998
you have to show exactly the product that you are advertising. but other things can be faked.
so the pancake one is fine if they are selling pancakes, not if they are selling syrup.
they're selling pumpkin pie, not whipped cream.

>>20150006

marie got new knives

>>20132716
The only way to get a true pan sear is to allow the meat to touch the pan. If you add oil first you only end up with an oil sear and there’s a reason why chefs world wide prefer a pan sear over an oil sear

>>20151136
For starters because you use racial slurs. I don't befriend racists.

>>20149401
I bet he has a cute butthole.

>>20146773
well that's just objectively untrue

they'll do rapid multi jump cuts of the exact same fucking thing in a row like throwing 17 slices of cheese on top of a burger or whatever. the whole editing technique is unnecessary when you could just open with a shot of you and all your ingredients on the counter and then work fluidly and clearly on combining them with minimal cuts for necessary processing steps like blending or baking. instead of throwing your ingredients at the camera one by one and making 10 1/10 second jump cuts of literally the same thing in a row like your hand stirring a pot because 10000000s of a/b video tests have converged on the reality that ironic herky jerky hyperkinetic bullshit attracts more efficiently than a clear, easy to follow, well produced video does.

>>20151998
I didn't slur, honkey. Now turn the fuck around and don't stop till the sun's down.

>>20135832
sirs...

>>20135832
Congrats on making the gayest post in the thread.