/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20143700
huh ?

yeah

it's one of the more crammable sandwiches i'd say

>>20143700
stop shitting up this board

>>20143705
food goes on the plate, then in your mouth, it comes out your butt.
food goes in your butt, it comes out your mouth, then on the plate

>>20143709
this board is nothing without me

>>20143700
Forks because muh steam. YT can suck my anus if they think I'm going back to Premium with these shit recommendations and fucking shorts.

>>20143700
Of course. You can only tell how good a food is by how easily you're able to cram it into your asshole

>>20143700
You should be using a toast plate so both sides stay crispy.

https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/Nishinippon-Pottery-Hasami-Successive-Toast/dp/B0CB5M2XDD/

https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/TOJIKI-TONYA-Toast-Plate-White/dp/B07WVP4DKS/

>>20143712
i never thought about it like that

>>20143774
>he has a special plate for his toast

>>20143700
>what the fuck where am i supposed to put it? in my ass?
laptop keyboard. It has ventialtion

>>20143774
Just how fucking long you keep your sandwitch after making it? Do you leave it there for few hours before you eat it?

>>20143700
put it in your mouth?

Death to all tripfags

>>20143700
You stand over the sink and eat

>>20143774
>a toast plate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2E3ZYJz2M

YEAH BRO JUST PUT TWO FORKS DOWN ON THE PLATE OR TWO CHOPSTICKS AND PUT THE GRILLED CHEESE ON THAT FOR AIR FLOW BRO! AIR FLOW!!

Do americans not own wire racks? Do you put waffles on plates too? Put them on wire racks so they don't get soggy

>>20144457
Actually here in America we put maple syrup on our waffles which makes them extra soggy.

>>20143712
>>20144486
I keep forgetting to post here, lmao. Has the slope left you yet for being an intolerable alcoholic?

>>20144380
is this the beginning of an epic new meme?

>>20143774
if you really want that shit then use wire rack and plate dingnuts

>>20143719

>>20143774
>buying a special plate just so your toast is slightly crispier
peak consumerism

>>20143774
Truly the moonmen are years in advance of us.

>>20145944
Not gonna lie, Anon. I'm actually interested in plates that keep my sandviches from steaming themselves soft on one side.

>>20146207
See>>20144345
Am I missing something? Why on earth would you make a simple grilled cheese and not eat it within like 2 minutes? The cheese would start to get cold before the bread got soft. And are there people eating sandwiches with a knife and fork? The "lifting device" is your fucking hands. I think I'm being trolled here

>>20146217
Do you think toasted bread is limited to grilled cheese?
Do you have no concept of toasting bread and then assembling a sandvich with other contents cooked fresh?

>>20146217
You're missing a superior appreciation of all things toast.

According to the video when you place it directly on the plate the bottom gets soggy as steam tries to escape but can't. Placing chopsticks like this on the plate supposedly helps keep the bottom crispier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8da4MgpfWJc

>>20146265
>According to the video when you place it directly on the plate the bottom gets soggy as steam tries to escape but can't.
This is true.
I typically try to place any toasted bread partially on the lip of the plate to help prevent this. Even for things like egg and bacon sandviches.

>>20143774
>"ah yes, and here is my most prized possession, the t o a s t p l a t e...."
>"now for the main course, i hope you enjoy your dinner served on this d i n o t r a y..."

>>20144345
it takes a single minute for condensation to form under your toast. if you’re making two sandwiches, that’s no good.

>>20143700

>Stop doing [EXTREMELY COMMON AND NORMAL THING], instead do [COMPLICATED RETARDED INCONVENIENT THING]

I'm so fucking sick of this specific brand of retarded clickbait content.

>>20143700
cram

For me, it's some sweet chilli sauce and propping one half up on the other so it stays crisp.

>>20146390
a toast plate is inconvenient and complicated?

>>20146480
And retarded, you forgot retarded

>>20143866
>he

>>20146217
>Why on earth would you make a simple grilled cheese and not eat it within like 2 minutes?
Is the grilled cheese sandwich all you're making? Are you making more than one? There are many reasons why you might want to keep your crispy food crispy for a few minutes instead of just eating it out of your skillet.

>>20146861
What about him?

>>20144457
>Do americans not own wire racks? Do you put waffles on plates too? Put them on wire racks so they don't get soggy
This absolutely works just as well as a toast plate, and maybe better, but most people don't own an individual-serving-size wire rack, and even when someone does, it's not super fun to serve food on one. Presentation doesn't make food taste better, but it can affect your mood, which does affect your perception of flavor.

>>20145901
Nobody wants to eat off a wire rack. Why not just eat out of the skillet and put down a wood trivet?

>>20146258
Leave it to the Nips to sell bread in packs with odd numbers of slices.

>>20143700
>he doesnt have a stack of clean eating rags
shiggy

>>20145944
>>20144372
>>20146309
>>20146498

It's only about $15 for a single plate that you'll use every day for your entire life. The benefit being no more soggy sandwich bottoms.

>>20146873
I think single-use items like toast racks (pic) or toast plates are a waste of money and space honestly. But much like a toast rack, letting your toast cool down a little before putting it on a regular plate will prevent it from sogging

>>20146891
A fool and their money are soon parted.

>>20146936
It's $15. You'll pay more on a single serving of avocado toast for lunch today.

>>20146993
... ok...
How long are you guys letting your toast sit that it's getting soggy?
Where are you eating that you're paying $15 for a slice of toast with some avocado?

Bitch, I'm not resting my goddamn grilled cheese.

>>20146390
I bet this dickhead puts soup in a bowl too

>>20143700
just toss it on the floor
youtube.com/shorts/A6_B6vb1Uyw?feature=shared

>>20144345
>he doesnt rest his sandwiches

>>20146396
oh hello me

You’re supposed to cut it in half from corner to corner and prop the two triangles up against each other

>>20143700
Fuck this short form video format. It's unbelievable how much absolute dogshit """content""" exists in this format.

>>20143700
i put a paper towl on the dish to prevent it from steaming

>>20147315
If you've ever set a piece of toast on a smooth plate, you'd know that it takes about 1 minute for the plate-facing side to wet out.

>>20143700
>>20143774
a piece of paper kitchen towel works better, just put it on the plate
how have you low iq men not been doing this

>>20148353
>a piece of paper kitchen towel
Is English not your first language?

dumb animefag

>>20148386
Wipe your tears with a paper kitchen towel, you uncultured thirdie.

>>20143700
>millions of views

>>20148353
>murdering a tree because you have autism

i love anime and paper towels use at least 4 to 8 of them (half sized) when i make a sandwich the paper towels i mean not the anime

>>20144365
based

>>20143774
Toast goes in racks, not on a plate. Maybe don't take tips on table settings from people who ate with sticks before we showed up.

>>20149387
have fun cleaning that pointlessly elaborate toast rack every time you want toast

>>20149409
You don't have to clean it, retardo-san. The crumbs fall through to the bottom, where they are disposed of by the crumbery maid. You aren't smarter than us, we conquered the world while we put our toast in racks, it's simply superior to all other toast transportation and storage methods.

>>20144365
Close, but I stand over the stove usually. I like my food molten hot.
The heat of the food cooks my mouth.

>>20149387
chastity cage fetish is weird

>>20149436
The world has evolved beyond your shitty 18th century toast rack. You are through. This is the age of the toast plate.

>>20149387
My wife has been telling me that thing is for something else.

They sort of got a point that baskets are more comfy.

>>20149474
>>20149485
What fucking chode do you have that fits in a toast rack

>>20146258
Man, I would love a thick toast like that. But that means that I'd have to buy a loaf and slice it myself, as there's no toast as thick as that available in my country.

>>20146363
???

>>20148249
Everyone in this thread is sleeping on this

>>20149668
Nah, the cheese is going to goop onto the plate and get cold. Fuck that. Toast plate 4 life.

>>20149756
Anon, stop trying to make toast plate happen!

>>20146309
based
where the fuck do i get a dinosaur plate with dino-hand fork and spoon?

>>20147975
What should I put soup I then?

>>20146874
man, shit like this. shit like this makes me wanna break someones collarbone.

Just put a thick paper towel on the plate
Dummies

Read first word from second sentence and then fourth word from first sentence >>20150689

>>20143700
>>20143774
plebs

>>20143700
>Not just leaning over the pan and scarfing it down as soon as you make it

Enjoy your cold grilled cheese, I might have blisters in my mouth but I can still talk shit online

>>20151125
This but with the slices.

>>20143700

>>20146891
>that you'll use every day for your entire life
you eat a grilled cheese every day of your life for your entire life? then hand wash your special grilled cheese plate after every time?
E V E R Y
D A Y
???
how autistic are you

>>20143774
I feel mogged, bros. Hold me.

>>20143700
up your butt and around the corner then three blocks down

>>20143774
this is an imaginary device, japs don't put toast on plates. they hold toast in their mouths while running to school or work and chew while held up by traffic or passing busses

i just put a piece of kitchen paper on my plate first

>want to have a bit of toast before bed
>can't find my toast plate
It's over for me isn't it? I don't wish this hell on anyone

>>20152116
ittu iss oberderu
commit genocide on yourself

>>20151125
>>20143774
>he doesn't suspend his toast from the ceiling with fishing line

>>20152134
Lol

OP here, i put it up my ass (i am a faggot)

>>20143700
Looks like it was fried not grilled.

>>20143774
>plate (japan)

>>20146901
>single use
That could hold many things kitchen related when not holding toast

>>20153221
but then you're gonna have to take those out and clean it off before using it as a toast rack

>>20144345
on a plate the bread will get soggy by the time it's cool enough to eat you animal

>>20151969
? you’re gonna wash a regular plate anyway, why would a toast plate be any different. atleast you’re not cleaning shrek’s chastity cage every time you have toast.

>>20153236
I was thinking of things that would be clean or would not require cleaning after removing from said holder but you could easily clean the holder while your bread is toasting either way

>>20153313
I know my grandma used a toast rack as a napkin holder but she never actually used it as a toast rack. Not even sure she knew that it was a toast rack to begin with. But I suppose it would be possible.

>>20153306
>you’re gonna wash a regular plate anyway, why would a toast plate be any different
i'm gonna put my plate in the dishwasher which will get washed when the next load runs in a day or two.
with your stupid single-use toast plate, i'm either buying a handful of them so i always have a clean one available, or i'm hand-washing it after every use. retarded.

>>20153391
what a degenerate, using a dishwasher

>>20153436
>t. too poor for basic appliances

>>20153462
daily grill cheese after morning dish load run = toast plate available. what’s the problem.
and if you’re too lazy to rinse your toastplate under water and have to load it in the damn dishwasher when at most it has a few crumbs on it, that’s YOUR problem with poor cleanmaxing
also
>too poor to afford based toastplate
>tries to front like he’s rich mr. moneyman with his fancy dishwasher

>>20153871
>too poor to afford based toastplate
it's not a matter of affordability. it's a matter of not being a retard. i also don't own several other useless single-use appliances or dishware.
i'm supposing you also own a margarita machine and shredder claws and pizza scissors and a keurig and a few thousand funko pops

>>20153889
nope, just the humble toast plate. best grilled cheese sandwiches ever.

>>20153907
I made two grilled cheese sandwiches earlier (one for my mother), used a paper plate and they were both crisp on arrival or CoA as we like to call it.
Get fucked shill.

>>20154036
>eating micropaper
barbaric rube

Besides a toast plate, what other method or item allows your toast to not steam itself while you assemble your toast into a sandvich, such as an egg and bacon sandvich?
I guess mesh or wire rack would work, and also be useful for cookies and stuff. But when I transfer it to a non-toast plate to eat in another room, it'll steam up anyway won't it?

put toast in microwave for 30 sesconds, it dries the bread

>>20144486
>tripfag
Lmao. Adding you to my filter

>>20154208
the microwaves accelerate the the h20 molecules

Am I the only one that makes a double decker grilled cheese?
>Assemble a regular grilled cheese
>Cook one side, flip
>On the now cooked and exposed side, put cheese on it and another slice of bread
>Flip again, so it effectively cooks 3 sides total

>>20154506
yeah i do that too, it’s the tops

>>20154506
double decker grilled cheese and tomato soup

>>20146396
uh sir your picture...

>>20154738
he's australian

>>20151969
It's a toast plate. You do eat toast 5 days a week, don't you? That's why it comes in packs of 5 slices.

>>20143700
Well... Eventually, yeah.

Dubs and op crams the toastie

>>20152134
>not magnetizing your toast and levitating it above a superconductor

>>20143774
lol

>>20143700
The heat of the cheese inside soggens the bread.

>>20143700
Just put the bitch on a paper towel and get to munchin

>>20153391
>>20153436
if all that touches it is dry toast, just rinse it off lol