/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20132632
This whole scene reminds me of my family and woke up a very deep, angry hatred inside me. Weird

>>20132640
same

>>20132632
Retards

>>20132639
Nothing can't beat that subtle flavor of bureaucracy.

>>20131455
dumbass

>>20132648
What are they doing exactly?

I should stop browsing cook webm threads... they're making me fat...

>>20132639
mmmm. The delicious flavor of powder coat.

>>20132640
faggot

>>20132738
>eating flowers

>>20132738
what is this? animal fat?

>>20132788
>Not him, but answer.

>>20132806
Looks like a cured yolk, not raw

>>20132815
you can see it's straight out of the shell, just very orange

>>20132632
what a stupid way to fucking eat. i hate rich people.

>>20132683
that fucking backdoor mat. this poor millennial lives with some hole and they have fur babies. somebody be merciful and kill that man

>>20132658
Nice but needs more spices

>>20132887
You should be glad that two codependent mouth breathers removed themselves from the gene pool. Pets are a vanity item and a direct reflection of the owner. I expect to see a rise in pet kidnappings in America considering how fucking obsessed mutts are with beasts.

>>20132898

>>20132666
It seems like they are making food, satan.

>>20132640
you should deal with that, Anon. you don't want to live your whole life dragging that around.

>>20132654
in russia salt comes in bags

>>20132971
It’s ok anon, it’s ultimately because of events that transpired that were out of my hands. I’ve spent a lot of time unfucking my mental state so I could get back to enjoying life without feeling the need to be distracted or on something. Thanks for caring and I hope everything falls into place for you!

>>20132780
:(

>>20132997

>>20132654
Incredibly based and comfy

>>20132898
nigger

>>20133058
Neat how similar Arab cooking is to Indian cooking.

>>20133257
They’re right next to each other.

>>20133257
They're the same, it's just that one is more inbred than the other. Good fucking luck figuring out which one.

>>20132641
You're telling me a bacon wrapped this shrimp?

>>20133292

Appreciate the dump of new webms OP.

>>20132632
>Rare steak with all the fond stuck to the stone
I fucking despise "fine dining"

>>20133307
Thanks

>>20133330
the meat is almost impressively dry

>>20132815
>>20132828
The heat of the rice cooks the egg.

>>20133356
Up to FDA standards?

>>20132851
Its actually quite smart and based. These people understand that the most important thing with steak is for it to be hot and freshly cooked. The real retards are people who cook a steak, then rest it for 10 minutes, then slice the steak up in strips to serve. So that it can be maximally cold and leeching heat at a massive rate. Those are the retards.

>>20132906
>>20132887
try going outside for once in your life.

>>20132639
Honestly, I respect the ingenuity of it.

>>20132815
Probably a duck egg. Their yolks are more orange.

>>20132985
its the standard in many countries, american

>>20132806
why do asians go out of their way to eat the grossest stuff on earth?

>>20132965
>they sell live crabs
what the fuck

>>20132985
Huh? There's bags of salt here in the U.S as well.

>>20132866
I prefer it wrapped in leaves and roasted in the ground for an entire day.

>>20132992 >>20132640
You sound like a whiny faggot.

>>20133330
Mongolian. 20% of their cooking is good, rest is "let's cram random bits of meat and vegetables up this horse's ass followed by fucking coal to smoke it".

>>20133709
>correct.

>>20133670
>self realization is whining
Enjoy samsara dumbass lmfao

>>20133629
lots of seafood is sold live

>>20132639
No way that paint and plastics in the rollers are food safe when turned into an oven. I really hope, and sincerely doubt, that he fixed that first.

>>20134171
pancake ass

>>20134171
she better stick to her day job. That ass is as sad as the owner

>>20134223
>>20134228
>wanting fat nigger sheboon gorilla monkey asses
You landwhale-simping niggers are as bad as the sodomites.

>>20134244

>>20134244
t.

>>20134246

>>20132632
Pretentious food is always hilarious because homestyle soul food always beats it for a cheaper price

>>20134244
>everyone needs to simp for concave ass becausea gaslighting retard said so

>>20134223
>>20134228

>>20134266
That's clever but inside? That whole place stank

>>20132632
I hate wealthy people so fucking much its unreal

>>20134246
No sympathy, he should have known those fucking rats with wings would be about

anyone got the one of a burger getting sliced in half and then cheese/sauce just sprays all over the table?

>>20133398
as a homeowner all i can see is a bunch of shit that's going to break in likely unrepairable fashion. unless it is actually designed and built incredibly robustly, in which case it will be prohibitively expensive.

>>20133670
you sound like someone i would not be friends with.

>>20134751
You sound like someone who needs a big hug

>>20134762
i am a big hug enjoyer. i'm good at the moment, but i appreciate the offer.

>>20134773
I just had a root canal and it took everything in me not to grab the dentist's assistant's hand, it was really fucking hard and all I wanted was someone to hold, it could have been anyone even a homeless guy

>>20132632
Mmm, raw beef with no sear.

>>20134171
I love cute little butts like that AND she makes dessert. I wonder if she is nice

>>20132726
Boil those in virgin boy piss then we'll talk.

>>20134359
What was the point of cutting that corner?

>>20132738
What is this

>>20133058
I would eat the fuck out of some camel

>>20134599
>rats with wings
That wasn't a seagull, though. That was a fucking hawk.

>>20132639
dis nigga breathing AND eating cancerous enamel smoke

>>20132666
Performing a sex change. That's what a tranny vagene looks like

>>20132738
Really getting sick of these Asian American YouTube short foodtuber faggots

>>20132666
Filling a cow's nutsack with hot coals and its own meat.

>>20135073

>>20134933
>Condensation!

>>20132666
Idk about this one, but they do something similar in tibet because the altitude is so high and water doesn't boil at a hot enough temperature to properly cook the stomach.

>>20134805
Sounds like someone needs a gentle ass fucking

>>20132965
>Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money

>>20134888
Here is a really fucking cool idea how about if instead of putting Doritos under the syrup and whipped cream you put fucking fruit, you can use strawberries, banana, melon, even tangerines are good, it's a fucking fruit salad, something humans eat

>>20133796
Are they freaking out over a minor earthquake, or are they shaking the foundations with the crowd? It looks Chinese so I can't be sure.

>>20134599
Why do you think he was filming, retard

>>20132806
Octopus eggs

>>20133796
>an American enters the store.

>>20132639
This would be delicious if the cabinet was actually food safe

>>20132965
this kills the crab

>>20132738
Oh shit is that kimagure cook? I remember him, I tried to learn Japanese watching his videos

>>20132666
using hot rocks to cook
not surprising considering that mongols are nomadic people.
Using stones on a campfire to heat things (i.e. boiling water in a flammable container) is a common modern camping trick

>>20132965
Oh fuck! Are they okay?...

>>20135158
>A 7.6-magnitude earthquake struck Japan on Jan. 1, 2024.

>>20133588
Massive populations mean that everything that is edible is eaten by someone, somewhere.

>>20134805
tits or gtfo

>>20132632
all of you shitting on this are fucking retards

>>20133257
I had that moment when I got into making actual Chinese food and found out like half of it just tastes like Christmas dinner.
I didn't realize 5 Spice and Pumpkin Spice were almost the same thing. And that Sichuan peppercorns just tasted floral.

>>20134572
That's not wealth, that's being pretentious.

>>20133292
Well, your mom was wrapped around my shrimp last night RAOFL!

>>20132639
enjoy your smoked paint chemicals

>>20134249
>give brisket a full flavored rub
>completely burn the spices in the rub to basically coal
>no flavor left except of that of coal

america, why?

>>20134929
wrong country anon

Can somebody post the fatty making the chocolate lasagna?

>>20132632
Is this a porno?

>>20134742
You're not thinking like a manlet or a woman who is going to die alone with her cats. Soon to be the majority.

>>20134171
Looks like a banana omelete in a crepe.

>>20134742
You can get IKEA kitchens like that and they won't break unless your kids jump on the shelves repeatedly but anything would break at that point.

>>20134742
Most of the devices pictured look pretty simple. Is there something specific in the webm that you don't think you could build on your own, or repair?

>>20132658
Cute and well-trained doggos.

>>20132648
Does this explain the brap bag? Are they smoking something in here? Is it a stomach?

>>20132648
Does this explain the brap bag? Are they smoking something in here? Is it a stomach?

>>20135422
but it sucks

>>20134246
Consider himself lucky. Those claws can crush a skull. Could have easily took one of his fingers.

>>20134247
I wish that was me

>>20134264
this nigga spinning beans

>>20132640
I get the sense none of them are enjoying themselves. Probably some sort of work function where they all secretly resent each other.

>>20136579
How they convert electricity to flame?

>>20136801
neat.

>>20136801
>bread embedded with the skin cells and whatever was under the nails of multiple chinese women
no thanks

>>20136857
Just pretend it's the detritus of a fair asian maiden, your future wife probably.

>>20134171
he qt

>>20132666
>he doesn't bag-steam his grilled rocks

>>20135422
t. cooklet

>>20137017
glorious nippon oil folded over 9000 times

>>20133494
>over 100 dollars worth oxtail
a lot of money to spend on a meat stew got dang

>>20137017
based. cold-pressed sneed oil is far better than conventional methods.

>>20136788
>>20132640
they do seem kind of high strung but I dont see the problem otherwise. the lady cooking clearly isnt too comfortable with it. maybe they usually have a maid do it?

>>20132906
>>20132887
dumb retard pets are not a vanity item they are an obsolete relic that whites cant let go of when they move into urban enslavement camps. to live on the praerie you need a herding dog, a couple of barn cats. they where not generally let inside unless there was a winder storm and only for the dog who takes instruction.

>>20134244
You just want some black dick. Go on Grindr, and stop shitting up the thread.

>>20136799
With gas

>>20132826
Based. I miss frog legs. Used to hunt them in Kentucky 35 years ago when I was a kid and fry them up. Then they all got parasites and couldn't do it anymore.

>>20134246
>What you got there, Bud?

>>20134246
>>20137191
>Looks good, Brother

>>20134246
>>20137191
>>20137204
>Smell ya later

>>20136655
pretty shit recipe. Higher temp and 30m would be more approriate.

>>20137191
>>20137204
>>20137212
Thanks for the stills. I figured this was staged, but was too lazy to look into how it was done.

>>20137248
How do you know it's staged?

>>20137266
Why the fuck would they be filming otherwise.

>>20137279
Maybe it was for some project that didn't work out because eagle took his sandwich?
Maybe he would have an voice over saying shit like
>it's so nice to have a sandwitch early in the morning gazing upon sea. I hope a bird won't take it away, hehe
There are many things you can take out of context that will look weird.

>>20137279
It's from a live stream, these people broadcast their entire lives and people actually watch it

>>20132654
why is there so much blood :c

>>20133727
Why don't they move their market somewhere else? Are they retarded?

>>20137433
Good for business. Free advertising.

>>20137266
>why else would someone record this guy eating a sandwich
>birds of prey don't eat sandwiches

>>20137266
1. Hawks and falcons not exactly known for hunting sandwiches
2. Why else would anyone be recording that

>>20137600
>>20137605
disgusting

>>20135839
lmao how you ever had American BBQ? There's still plenty of flavor from the spices in that. The bark isn't just flavorless coal and probably the best part.
Uncultured swine.

>>20137605
Looks seriously fucking wet

>>20136579
Ah yes, gas without the benefits of granular temperature control, incredible.

>>20134742
People rebuild their kitchen every 20-30 years anyway so it's not like it has to last.

>>20132683
This is pretty common and has happened to me twice with my Traeger. If you don't clean it out properly, it gets confused and burns way too much at once. This causes "the burp". Thanks, watching this gave me PTSD.

>>20137908
>common
How embarrassing. Big green egg chads stay winning, bros.

>>20136363
plap plap plap, get gluten, get gluten

>>20136801
reminds me of the white parts of the pomegranate

>>20137279
you have been on the internet some, yes?

Scraegg

>>20133506
I tried making this. It didn't taste bad, but I was farting for days.

>>20133727
How many times/day does the train come?

>>20138114
You didn't use fenugreek, didn't you

>>20138120
8?

>>20137152
I miss when I could get oxtail for 1.49 a pound.
What drove the price up exactly? Seems like it spiked almost overnight and never came back down, I've always just vaguely blamed Gordon Ramsay.

>>20134246
>Robert Sepehr intro outtakes

>>20138164
Jews

>>20138130
I had the powdered kind. It was all they had at the grocer's.

>>20138088
Is that supposed to be scrambled eggs?

>>20137389
because they are working with meat

>>20132639
Smartest black man alive

>>20132893
World top cuisine sarr

>>20134973
Somethings sperm, I forget what

>>20133398
the stepping stool solved the major issue displayed here thousands of years ago
Either that or getting a husband

>>20133058
>Hat on the cooker
>6 whistle
Would though

>>20132632
I dont like this super sterile genteel garden party vibe. always weirded me out for some reason. Like with normal people, having a barbecue outside is a spirited, almost primal bit of fun to enjoy with friends eating with no pretention, but these rich people feel compelled to still try to exude some kind of sophistication and control over the environment.

>>20136363
>10 mins after eating taco bell

>>20132780
Good lord, what animal is that?

>>20136688
I assumed before I saw that it was a seagull and I thought your comment ridiculous. But I was disproven

>>20137017
Don't they know about hexafluoride?

>>20132641
Jew repellant

>>20137017
Why do they call it rapeseed?

i'm friends with the guy at the indian deli and i always go in there right before they close and they gave me a ton of stuff to eat for free but i've been shitting for days

>>20132648
Did they really need 5 people for this shit? Are they that scared of getting burned?

>>20132780
>That filename

>>20138527
It's the original name before it got "rebranded" as canola

>>20133398
>pull down shit for midgets
>no pull up stuff for tall people

I hate how everything is designed for fucking MANLETS

>>20137433
90% of that crowd were tourists. Do you think theyd be at the market if there was no train?

>>20134888
>Vegetarian *whatever ethnic food*
Always a white woman and always hated by the actual ethnicity. Why do they think it's ok to fuck dogs as long as they are vegetarians?

>>20138643
>they think it's ok to fuck dogs
No one thinks this.

>>20133330
>>20133709
>>20133345
It's obviously smoked for a long time so that it keeps for longer.

>>20138665
White women do. They don't say they do, but, well, actions speak louder than words.

>>20137605
>>20137600
this man does not deserve the equipment he has. It looks like is a competent cook, hes doing this retarded shit for views which makes it even more degenerate.

>>20137830
That batter is too thin. Also that is obviously not 25 minutes, fuck whoever made this video.

>>20138372
Did the cop take a swig of the rum? What's going on here?

>>20139354
>Smell check.
Drunk guy later threatened to rape cops (security) wife, kids and dog? Turns out car was also a stolen rental.
https://youtu.be/BwOitr4jm5c?si=R2KackaU5aghrbVT&t=930

>>20139354
>Smell check.
https://youtu.be/BwOitr4jm5c?si=zhRsaaTywnxDFAJ2&t=933

>>20137605
looks delicious tbdesu idk what anons are comsplainin about

>>20139354
May have smelled it to make sure it was alcoholic

>>20132632
>Grugette sear steak on hot rock
why

>>20134246
I could hear the "KURWA" lmao

>>20137144
audible kek

>>20136925
>t.jealous tranny

>>20137605
USA USA USA

>>20139529
>t. jealous turdworld who couldn't afford any of it

Everytime I come to one of these threads I feel like I need to go vegan. Jesus what these subhumans eat.

>>20132866
>cochinillo
isn't that just a fucking pig

>>20137017
Why not use ratchet lever system to incrementally increase pressure instead of smashing a giant rock into the device? I'm guessing they have to replace parts of the contraption every few uses. Ratchets have been used for controlling tension for thousands of years.

>>20134171
Why is she street side?

>>20138447

Abalone

>>20139466

>>20139354
This.

>>20133299
This shit doesn't hit the same without chunese folk ballads as soundtrack

>>20133345
Looks like biltong or something. Might be for preservation.

>>20135157
What syrup and whipped cream?

>>20140201

>>20135157
>HIM

>>20139940
because it would cost money

>>20138164
hipsters and jews

>>20138088
>love starting me day with a nice cuppa scrægg

>>20140243
A modest expense to save yourself the labor of swinging a rock around all day and constantly rebuilding your machine sounds like a good business move. And it doesn't industrialize the output, simply applies pressure in a more efficient away. You can run 2 or more machines with the labor saved

>>20132639
lmao theres a reason they wear 3M masks when painting these

>>20134921
>Mmm, raw beef
the stones are still hot, you can cut the steak in smaller pieces and then cook them until the desired doneness. Still a retarded method, mostly because the sear is always pretty bad.

>>20133670
You're right about that. I get the same feeling. You sound like someone I could be friends with.

>>20132711
Go over to /fit and scroll through /fph threads. It'll cure that.

>>20138682
That will be 12.99

>>20139755
That's what the word means, dumbass

>>20140673
why would you need to soak fresh, live seafood? it was just in water

>>20139993
Looking at her, I'd say she's basically built for the street

>>20140689

>>20132893
>whips tortilla against his armpit
>touches face, scratches armpit, and picks ass crack

>>20137743
Like your're sister after I Bond Burger her.

>>20140689
They're filter-feeders

>>20138088
>Help me eggbot my strength is waining

>>20138527
The seeds a rapists.

>>20138164
Chinese people.

>>20141010

>>20140157
The fuck is this guys problem?

>>20140389
Mmm a slab of raw beef I have to cut into small pieces and cook individually with no sear.

>>20140658
Delicious, sand dicks.

>>20138527
thats the flora

Need someone to post the one where the guy keeps putting his hand in front of the knife

>>20139940
Maybe it's not obvious from the webm, but the rock is being used to hammer long wedges in perpendicular to the stack of material. The pressure is several orders of magnitude more than an in line ratchet could stand up to.

>>20140970
A bit too clean compared to actual indian cooking, but I can't blame him.

>>20132662
>>20132668
Neat idea, very simple. I'm just raging at the guy doing the build in flip-flops.

>>20140689
they'll expel sand and junk before you cook em. sandy clams are not delicious. well, they're still delicious, but also sandy.

>>20137958
how can i learn this skill

>>20141424
Have big-ass underwear

>>20135106
>Kitten forcefield cucks gay little hawk.

>>20141042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCpXQi0ucU4

>>20141424
Not from a jedi.

>>20132893
Accurate

>>20137191
>>20137204
>>20137212
beautiful bird

>>20137279
irl streamer

>>20132639
That is briliant. If cabinet was made for that. Its actually so brilliant I'm amazed nobody has made smoker like that commercially. Vertical shape is what some people might find better for their property. Shelve. Hotter on bottom.
All you need is to remove plastic parts and safe metal and coating.

>>20133727
Is that Mongolia. Isn't that country like 99% empty?

>>20138682
Watching that fatass lick his plate made me angry.

>>20140665
It's probably considerably more.

>>20132639
>Perfectly filed.

>>20132639
>Mom found the meat drawer

>>20142316
Can i fuck this Thing? In all three holes?

>>20142878
It's in Thailand according to Google.

>>20135237
what percent of her visible visage is unpainted in this video

>>20143146
Still better than just covering a steak in $2 worth of gold leaf and charging $1000 for it.

>>20142947
is that ethanol ?

>>20143272
It is whatever you want it to be.

>>20137389
because that thing was alive 4 seconds ago

>>20134929
based and Qing pilled

>>20135091
He's not american

>>20140230
>you did it, anon!

>>20138088
I shouldn't have watched this hungover

>>20142947
I see they have Abos in south america too.

>>20140658
This makes my skin crawl

>>20133052
I can't tell what's on the table.

>>20134249
Did you drop it in dirt?

>>20135237
I LOVE RED 40