/ck/ - Food & Cooking

"ready for you to eat it"

wasn’t this guy a child rapist or something

>>20134589
Costs about a dollar. It'll turn out great.

>>20134590
he didnt really do anything bad

>>20134586
Thai curry
>Fried chicken, mushrooms, peppers, onions, garlic, raisins
>Add half a can of coconut milk, water, green Thai curry paste
>Let it simmer, take it off the heat and add crushed cilantro and lime juice
>Serve with rice or as a soup

Raspberry shake
>Mix a couple cups of tufu with a couple cups of frozen raspberries
>Add water, stevia, a squirt of lime, and blend it all up

Peanut butter banana shake
>Frozen ripe bananas
>Creamy, sugar-free peanut butter
>Add water, stevia, blend it up

>>20134668
Child rape is bad, anon.

>>20134590
he was a sex offender, but that means nothing unless you know the context

>>20134681
Was it really child rape though or did feds just honey trap him posing as a 17 year old girl?

>>20134681
Do you have a source to back that up?

>>20134712
17 is still child rape

>>20134686
I mean...I'M not a sex offender. Must've done something stupid. At the very least, he's capable of making decisions so bad it puts him on a sex offender registry. Probably not someone worth listening to.

>>20134586
WEBER COOKS

>>20134686

>>20134712
>REEEE I-IT WAS THE FEDS HE DINDU NUFFIN
gas all paedos

I'm beginning to think this is an off-topic thread...

>>20135043
So tell us what you cooked, nigga

>>20134590
>>20134686
>>20134681
>>20134712
>>20134992
>>20134745
It was public urination. Don't know what that still gets people on the sex offender list especially given all of the peeping toms/flashers etc that are way worse, plus the actual sexual assault perps/rapists

>>20134586
Brekkie: Bourdain's eggs and some toast.
Lunch Julia's chicken diablo, sort off (I made her sauce, but used cut up thing meat) some reheated rice.
Dinner shitty tacos as we got the kids to baseball and volleyball practice.

>>20135337
*thigh, but thing is funny.

>>20134586
Reverse chronilogical order:
>Dinner tonight: Baked potatoes, roasted veggies w/ olive oil/ lemon pepper (broccoli, zucchini, mushrooms, green beans), kit kat ice cream cone for dessert.
>Dinner two nights ago: More roasted veggies to go with wife's pulled pork.
>Breakfast that day: Ham & mushroom omelettes.

I guess I've been slacking, haven't made breakfast in last 48 hours, we've just been fending for ourselves. Lunch is usually a sandwich (I didn't count that as preparing a meal) and I have a fruit & protein smoothie every day, but again, I wouldn't say that's cooking.

>>20134586
Roast pork
Cheeseburger
Spaghetti Bolognese

- A quesadilla made with the leftover refried beans, meat, and pico de gallo from last night's burritos.
- pita bread and a few little cheese buns but it was the same batch of dough so it counts as one thing.
- Artisanal sandwich made with home made pita bread, cheddar, bespoke hummus, and some old wilted leftover salad that was starting to pickle in the balsamic vinaigrette.

>>20135499
learn to spell you dumb faggot

>>20135523
damn u right, how did I not notice that
>chronilogical
chronological

>>20135302
..pissing in public is a sex crime whaat?

>>20137269
If near a school zone , which it was even thought it was after dark and no childrens present

His criminal history and his death are all made up by Reddit neckfats. If you take a couple minutes to research any of the claims, you'll see the only evidence for it is a supposed screenshot of a sex offender registry page, a "mugshot", and later, an obituary.

The mugshot was the photo from his student ID, the "screenshot" was just fabricated editing details on an existing page and pasting in his student ID photo. The obituary is an entirely different guy.

The real Steven Reed, pictured left, is alive and well and still attends alumni events. He was never charged much less convicted of anything (Weber State doesn't accept sex offenders roaming around campus you fucking dumbasses). Quit falling for retarded Reddit shit.

>>20135302
You're saying its ok to urinate on a child as long as its in public???

>>20137408
Sex offenders are totally allowed to to go college, just like your mom.

I dont know about the death thing but he for sure was on the sex offender site. We used to link it here back when this was a fresh meme

>>20137413
No, you didn't, you linked to an archive of it, which was actually an archive of a fake page a Redditor threw up just to archive and then immediately took down once he had his snapshot. There's a reason you'll not find one official record of any of it, because it's made up.

>>20137413
>Sex offenders are totally allowed to to go college

He wouldn't be allowed anywhere near campus, certainly not chilling in the AV club making videos with 17 year olds.

https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title77/Chapter27/C77-27-S21.7_1800010118000101.pdf

>>20137442
Easy to get a waiver for that

>>20137454
>So your crime was sexual contact with a minor? Here's your "waiver" bruh, enjoy being unsupervised around our thousands of supple young minors.

>>20134586
Careful guys! Your bishop will pull your temple recommend if he finds out you're posting on 4chan.

Reported to the area authority.

>>20137269
yes anon, flashing someone is a sex crime, which is technically what public urination is.

>>20137408
>be steve reed
>obviously massive alcoholic judging by gut
>discover I'm pretty good at making quick shitfaced microwave meals for the whole family to enjoy
>nervously decide to share my discovery with the world, maybe something positive will come out of my abyss of an existence
>take a day off after hard days work microwaving cheese sauce, grab a beer from the local 7-11
>oh man still kinda ripped from last night, need a piss
>end up on the sex offender register

>>20137470
oh shit

>>20134586
breakfast: a bowl of lima bean, broccoli, cauliflower and ham soup (I made a big pot a few days ago)

lunch: 2 soft-boiled eggs and a spinach and cucumber salad with balsamic vinaigrette

dinner: salami sandwich with pickles and cheddar cheese and pico de gallo on whole wheat bread

dessert: 3 medjool dates

altogether a little over 1,500 calories (I'm on a diet)

>>20134586
Bone in pork ribs pan fried with black pepper, powdered garlic and onions, and then just before it's fully cooked, chocolate navel oranges which taste like lime without the sourness.

>>20134586
Chicken curry in crock pot.

Chicken Chili in crock pot.

Slow cooked potatos in crock pot

>>20137522
Thats why respectable drunks make an effort to hide behind a dumpster or something, saw one downtown that went to an intersection and whipped it out to piss like a shameless savage

>>20137933
Thats why I would always just piss myself in public to not take the chance of getting a piss or exposure charge, its not illegal to have an accident

>>20134586
Last to third last:

Ragú with pasta

Greek salad with herb-roasted chicken thigh and rice

Mackerel and tomato sauce with quinoa and a side green salad.

>>20135302
>>>
unless your at a fag parade

>>20134586
fried eggs, baklava, and pesto shrimp linguine

>>20137522
Google seems to think that in the places where it is a sexual offense, it's only if there's kids around, and even then some places do specifically require a sexual intent.

>>20138701
Everything you made smells like farts. Are you on the Dr Butthole diet?

>>20139351
beans don't make you fart if you eat them every day
after about 2 weeks of eating beans the farts go away
I eat beans every day because they're cheap and I like them

>>20134586
Bacon and eggs
Macaroni cheese
Bacon and eggs

>>20141072
A woman goes to her doctor and says she is really embarrassed because she is farting all the time but there's no sound and no smell but she's sure people can tell even though there's no sound and no smell.
The doctor tells her there's really nothing to be concerned about and it's completely normal to pass gas depending on your diet.
But he tells her he wants her to see an ear and nose specialist

One batch of Spritzgebäck.
And before that a bunch of vegetables, mushrooms, pasta, and some cheese on top in oven-proof glassware. Two times.

>>20144392
he can smell her?

>>20134586
Braised beef in red wine and bone broth, had about 2 pounds of pearl onions and a pound of carrots in it, dutch oven for ~3.5 hours.

White chicken chili from scratch, made a pretty decent first time spicy verde to add to it as part of the liquid, used the meat of a full chicken a coworker smoked for me.

15 bean soup with roughly 3 pounds of smoked ham hock meat, pound of home made bacon I traded the coworker for some samples of scotch he wanted to try. I'm a heathen, I like to add crushed tomatoes and carrots into mine.

>>20134586
Hobo packets
Bolognese
Filet mignon with burre maitre d’hotel, scalloped potatoes and roasted sprouts

>>20134586
https://youtu.be/Lnax9Yx6wsU

chilli cheese