/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You're wrong, and gay.

>>20127721
>What do you guys like that makes other people mad?
Grilled cheese.

>>20127721
I like to dip saltines in chocolate milk

>>20127721
>everything does not have be mallard reacted every single time
I disagree

>>20127734
Everyone has an alt right to their opinion no matter how wrong it is

>>20127721
>Making a grilled cheese is a huge pain in the ass
no.

>>20127730
I do something similar with cheese itz. I’ll chew them in my mouth and then take a sip of chocolate milk.>>20127726

>>20127721
that sounds really gay, but sometimes I just microwave cheese on a flour tortilla, roll it up and eat it

>>20127916
very similar vibe

>>20127721
I like posting genuinely good food and cooking threads rather than trolling shitposting bait and anime coomer threads. This seems to make most of you angry.
But I'll never stop.
My inner starlight is endless.

>>20127721
yeah I did this way back in 1978, I also put hot sauce on it, gave me hiccups.

>>20127721
When I was a fatass teenager I would do this kind of thing all the time. Then I grew up

>>20127893
yes it fucking is
i could make a whole pasta dish while im waiting for this little sandwich to be done
stupid food for stupid peole with too much time on their hands
*exemption if ur using a george forman type device

>>20127721
I like making toast and cutting it into four pieces and eating it with a slice of sharp cheddar.

>>20127951
grilled cheese take no more than 10 minutes max.

>>20127721
>sweaty microwaved bread
no thanks

>>20127951
skill issue. what is so important that cant wait 5 minutes anyway, you gotta watch some goyslop tv? give me a break.

For me it's
>using the smallest pot lid to press and cover the grilled cheese for maximum toasting and heat distribution

>>20127961
yeah guess what fuckbrain pasta takes 10min max to cook
now i have a whole meal instead of a bland hot sandwich
either eat quick convient food
or real food that takes longer
not the worst of both worlds like a fucking manchild retard

>>20127976
it takes 10 minutes to cook and another 10 to 15 minutes to boil. are you eating it plain? you still have to make a sauce. face it you suck.

>>20127980
r u retarded?????
ur cooking pasta for 25min??????
also guess what im doing in the 10min i cook my pasta for
make a sauce
i know it may be hard for you
and staring at ur sandwich takes up all ur mental faculties
but most people are capable of doing multiple things at once
ask ur carer im sure they will help u

>>20127721
>mallard reacted

>>20128009

>>20128009
Brother if your pasta takes 10 minutes then it's probably gonna taste worse than a grilled cheese

>>20127976
sometimes you just want a grilled cheese bro its not that deep
you sound mad over nothing, what a pathetic way to live your life

>>20127951
Are you not fixing a cup of tomato soup while the grill cheese toasts?
NGMI.

>>20128247
>>20128268
literally not even attempting to refute my arguments i see
enjoy ur boring 0 nutrition sandwiches u spend too much time on

>>20128256
lrn to cook dipshit
10 min is fucking ages to make a sauce
oh wait i forgot
ur a retard
nevermind
better stick to grilled cheese

>>20127721
just use a waffle iron white boy

>>20127721
>hassle free grilled cheese
imagine losing to a toaster

Just try it but, tortilla chips in ranch.

>>20128292
>literally not even attempting to refute my arguments i see
you dont have an argument besides 'i dont like grilled cheese and therefore you shouldnt either'

>>20128292
If you're arguing from the standpoint of convenience, grilled cheese is much easier to clean up after, pasta uses at least 2 pots/pans, plus your cutting board and knife

>>20128342

>>20128342
I'm always amused when morons get mad when you won't argue with them when they are wrong.

you are wrong, there is not argument. can't argue with someone who is wrong.

seethe

>>20127721
>mallard reacted
why are we bringing ducks into this?

>>20128292
Holy shit, he thinks 10 minutes is a long time for a pasta sauce and he's frothing at the mouth that nobody is getting behind his opinion, what a fucking loser.

>>20128366
>>20128379
concession accepted.

>>20128415
ok then

>>20127951
it takes me like, tops, 3 minutes to make a grilled cheese, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>this fucking ESL nigger

>>20127721
Try saltines with salami and cheddar in the microwave. You'll never go back to your gay microwave cheese again.

>>20127931
Same, any time I post an actually interesting conversation topic or ask for advice I get next to zero responses and they're always mad

>>20127972
I'm stealing that storage method IMMEDIATELY

>>20128886
>any time I post an actually interesting conversation topic or ask for advice I get next to zero responses and they're always mad
Is this a troll post? kek

I like to cook my steak in my air fryer

>>20128943
>I like to cook my steak in my air fryer
I cook my steak in crisco. I've got you beat

I tried OP method when I was 8 and was disappointed by the soggy bread. Using a toaster oven is superior and butter is optional.

>What do you guys like that makes other people mad?

Salt and instant coffee crystals in my oats.

>>20128335
most savory things in ranch work
i'm partial to potstickers in ranch

I thought my mom said "Girl Cheese" when she asked me if I wanted a grilled cheese so I responded, get this: "No, I would like a boy cheese!"
Can I get a lmao?

>>20129162
lmao this fruit wants to eat dick cheese

>>20128886
>I get next to zero responses and they're always mad
The key is to divorce your self from the lust of result.
And create with abandon.
Because pure creation, pure will, rawly expressed, un-assuaged of purpose, and delivered from the lust of result....
Is in every way, perfect.

The actual problem with grilled cheese is physics
hurr durr you can't just throw in a few slices of deli ham because when you flip it the thing falls apart and slides and gets burnt cheese everywhere
hurr durr rip up the meat and then have to be ultra careful anyways flipping because there's less surface area of cheese
hurrrrr don't flip it too early now hurrrrrr
hhurururururhhhhuurrrrrr now you have uneven bites

Fuck physics this shit is unbearable

>>20129162
>Anon's mom

>>20128799
cheese cant even melt in 3 minutes

>>20128292
opening a jar and dumping its contents to be warmed in a pot is not making a sauce lmao

>>20129717
>he doesn't have one of these bad boys

>>20129739
Wont all ypur lettuce get wilty?

>>20127721
i'm not gay for crispyness/grilled cheese but i'm bisexual for it once a year

>>20129739
No way that unit would make a grilled cheese in 3 minutes

>>20129739
i think these images are made by people who have only had rice

>>20129750
It makes 4 grilled cheese in 1 minute

>>20128292
post your 10m pasta recipe then XD

>>20127721
>le mallard reacted, I FRIGGIN LOVE SCIENCE *bazinga*
Just say browned you pretentious fag

>>20129888
not him but
brown sausage & onion
add crushed tomatoes
season
wa la
you can also make an oil or butter sauce in that time

he's not wrong about that, but it still has nothing to do with grilled cheese. sometimes you just want a grilled cheese and not pasta and that's ok.

>>20130260
meant for
>>20130216

Black coffee and tea, no sugar or m**k
Just eating bread
Tonn of mayo
Porridge on the water
Dry ramen

>>20130260
thats not 10 minutes though. Maybe an alio olio I guess, if youre quick. The issue is that you have to prepare the ingredients and that + cooking will take more than 10 minutes.

>>20130309
eh, sauce you can make in 10min. factoring in time to boil water for the pasta, and cleanup of multiple dishes, and yeah you're pushing 15. a grilled cheese is definitely less effort cumulatively.
i'm not on op's side fwiw just trying to give everyone their fair shake

>>20130365
to be fair I think a decent grilled cheese also takes more than 10 minutes. But you can make something better than that microwaved bullshit in 10 minutes if your lazy.

>>20127721
>toss in the micro
nobody ever says "micro" as slang or a nickname for a microwave oven

how autistic are you that this was your attempt to sound cool and social

>>20130657
Nobody's interested in your micro.
>penis

>>20130668
got em

>>20130657
i do that

>>20130657
It's kitchen shorthand, was a line cook for years and that's exactly what we call it.

>>20129185
Come to /lit/ anon,
and tell us what you think of Hegel.

>>20132030
There are more things in heaven and earth anon than are dreamt of in your philosophy. I don't argue about /lit/. I don't argue with the non-creatives.
I create.
Try it.
Create.
With abandon.
No purpose.
Delivered from the lust of result.
Just.
Do.
Things.

>>20127721
Just make the grilled cheese in the oven. 385 for 10 minutes. Done.

>>20127721
>Not sure why everyone is so gay about crispyness
FINALLY. Man i never got that either.
"yeah I'll take that extra hard and dry"
Teh fuck man

>>20130216
Not him, but you can make a really tasty, but basic tomato sauce in that much time or less.

Minced garlic in evoo
Saute it for a min or two.
Add strained tomatoes, ground pepper, and herbs if you want.
Simmer for a few mins.

You season it by adding the salted pasta water.

Dump sauce in pasta pot with pasta, add pasta water until the sauce coats all the pasta stirring the whole time.
Add a good drizzle of evoo and stir to make the pasta all shiny and nice.
DONE.

Try it sometime. It's nice for a weeknight pasta.

>>20127976
>>20127721
>butter up two slices of bread
>slap a slice of cheese between them
>put in non-stick pan over medium heat
>go back to the computer and shitpost for 5 minutes
>get up, flip grilled cheese
>go back to the computer and shitpost for another 5 minutes
>get up, get grilled cheese
>this recipe is too high-effort for /ck/

>>20128890
Same here. Got a TEDi like 50 meters from my front door. Gonna buy me these hooks and some Tesa and I'm doing this lol

>>20129179
HA!

>>20127721
It's not even grilled cheese.
It's grilled bread with melted cheese.

>>20132256
thx I will try it, what are strained tomatoes?

>>20132269
I think tomato puree is basically the same thing. You take tomatoes and put them through a strainer to get a smooth sauce from them.

If you have fresh tomatoes you can chop them, bring to a simmer, and press through a strainer to make it as well. Very convenient and super tasty with good toms.

>>20132271
ahh okay so that mostly works in the summer. I will try it when I can get decent tomatoes. I bet I can use my large metal potato ricer to pass trough the tomatoes (or just blend it in the end with a stick blender).

>>20132274
You could, but You don't really want to blend or grind the seeds and skins.

Simmering the tomatoes for a couple minutes makes them pass through a sieve super easily and it really isnt that wasteful.

>>20129458
>he doesnt just throw it on a sandwich press for 5 minutes

>>20127721
>What do you guys like that makes other people mad?
I make images using AI that annoy people when they look at the details. Why is that red pepper there? Why so much tomato soup? What's up with those spoons? Are they going to have AI babies? Is grilled cheese good for impressing college girls?

>>20132459
I like your images and frequently achieve orgasm with the help of them.

>>20127721

>Making a grilled cheese is a huge pain in the ass
>Put cheese in between bread.
>Put in panini press/George foreman
>Wait 5 minutes
>Done

>>20127721
BRINE is a suitable drink for any occsaion. for me, its olive brine.
and you??

>>20132459
>even AI can't melt the cheese

>>20128292
>” literally not even attempting to refute my arguments i see
enjoy ur boring 0 nutrition sandwiches u spend too much time on”

>>20127893
>>20127961
>>20127966
>>20127980
Sorry, but he's right. Unless you have a barbecue press handy, making a grilled cheese fucking sucks. Either the bread burns before the cheese, the cheese never melts, or you get soggy bread trying to melt the cheese first with a pan lid. This is especially a problem if you want a lot of cheese than the guaranteed winner of 2.5 slices. OPs cafeteria food isn't any better, but making a grilled cheese isn't as easy as it looks, despite its intended audience. Easier than a beef wellington? Yes. Easier than putting some pasta on to boil? No.

>>20127940
With your Amana Radarange microwave oven?

>>20127951
There is no "whole pasta dish" in the world that you could create faster than a grilled cheese sandwich. This poster does not have the truth in him, do not believe his lies.

>>20127931
>worst bottled water coming through

>>20132548
>grilled cheese is complicated I can't get the cheese to melt
Hello Gordon.

>in current year /ck/ considers grilled cheese a more complicated task than putting together an entire pasta dish
The absolute state of this general is embarrassing.

>>20129458
Imagine being such a cooklet you admit to not being able to make the simplest of meals. The death of shame was the worst mistake humanity made.

>>20132256
>Minced garlic in evoo
>Saute it for a min or two.
My grilled cheese is already complete by this step.

>>20130549
>to be fair I think a decent grilled cheese also takes more than 10 minutes
It doesn't, there is no way this is possible unless you are baking the bread you are going to use. I could go take a shit, wash my hands, turn on my burner, get out all the ingredients, cook it, eat it and still have a couple minutes to spare.

>>20133032
I don't give a shit, loser. Sometimes I want pasta. Also so lying or learn to mine garlic faster noob.

>>20133038
You shit fast. I admire that about a guy.

>>20133278
esl rage

>>20133285
If you have a good diet shit should just slide out of you don't even need to wipe.

>>20133278
Based ESL retard

>>20133287
Classic example of projection. Nice.

>>20131945
Liar, if you were a line cook you would call the microwave Chef, since it does most if not all of the cooking

>>20133613
>n-n-no u
concession duly accepted

This thread is just chatgpt talking to itself isn't it?
there is no way in hell this many people actually think it takes 10 minutes to make a grilled cheese, it doesn't even take that long to cook a steak in a skillet

>>20133751
Have you never seen a shitposter before? This board is borderline unusable now because of (You) farming fuckwits like this constantly posting stupid shitty bait

>>20133750
Whatever makes you sleep easy at night, baby cakes. In reality you gave up before things even got started. Sad!

>>20133770
>he doesn't know about the fabled 16 hour grilled cheese
It's like you don't even know how to harness true fire.

>>20133751
yeah no shit retard
im not trying to melt cheese in the middle of my steak
guess what melting cheese takes time
or wait
oh no
ur using processed cheese aren't you
try making a grilled cheese with actual cheese and get back to me :)

>>20128943
Air fryer steaks come out great. And if you want that sear just slap it in a hot pan for a minute after cooking.

>>20134043
Also good in the air fryer? Grilled cheese.

>>20134043
i can't write what i'm feeling right now

>>20132251
You are my soggy brother

>>20127951
>>20132548
What are you retards doing to fuck grilled cheese up so much?

>>20127721
tap water and stale bread cause' po

>commenting on the quality of grilled cheese
>microwaving bread

>>20128292
>Refute my arguments
>Guise cooking grilled cheese is high-effort, please euthanize me

Dude, just kill yourself already. It's what you really want, and it'll benefit humanity if you do.
Just do it, man. Nobody loves you.

>>20134847
too far

>>20132548
>>20127951
nigga it's three ingredients
on a hot pan for one minute

>>20134943
For a guy who can't cook grilled cheese? Kill yourself too, tard.

>>20134948
false anon
the cheese will not even start to mell in one minute

>>20127721
I add more toppings to this along with a unique cheese. I microwave it and then place it on the stove to crisp up the crust. The base only costs a dollar.

>>20134953
American cheese will absolutely start to melt in 60 hot seconds
point is it's neither hard nor time consuming to make

>>20132281
Recommend me an actual good panini press that is easy to clean, I have avoided them until now because the ones I see are all painful looking to clean or unbelievably expensive.
>>20133029
Imagine being an illiterate nigger who can't understand basic fucking English yet still responds

>>20127721
I remember watching my cousin toast two breads, added ham and cheese and microwaved it for 30 seconds. Laziest fucker I've ever seen in my life.

>>20127721
>using a microwave for anything, ever.

>>20134975
I'm sorry things children are capable of mastering still baffle you as a presumably grown adult.

>>20129458
that's a melt, retard. try it without the ham

>grilled cheese is a complicated time consuming meal that takes bare minimum 10+ minutes and is filled with pitfalls that can cause it to completely fail if you are not a master chef dedicated to the craft and hovering over it the entire time without blinking
Is this really what we are arguing? I'm starting to agree with the other poster this whole thread appears to be ai generated. I refuse to believe any sane person can struggle with grilled fucking cheese.

>>20135040
>>20135034
Learn to read you obnoxious samefagging cunt

>>20135082
Oof swing and a miss, better luck next time guy who can't even cook basic food and rages about it because we didn't validate his retardation.

>>20135044
I made and ate a grilled cheese sandwich earlier in less than 5 minutes, so yea, totally fake thread full of bots

>>20134975
Bro just google and buy a breville one, it always blows my mind that people outside of Aus don't consider these a common house hold item, you literally have a delicious cheese toastie in less than two mins with these things

>>20127721
i like hawaiian pizza with pineapple on occasion. the outrage is manufactured and stupid

>>20127721
Vegemite toast and chocolate milk is so comfy

>>20134061
Do it pussy.

>>20134043
this is not a bad idea, its kinda like reverse searing. It only works for larger steaks tho. And for the love of god, sear it afterwards!

>>20127721
sourdough is for faggots and trannies

>>20127721
>he needs cheese to be melted in order to bend it in half easy
>he cares if cheese is melted or not
>he uses a microwave
just eat a cheese sandwich like a human instead of doing your weird little npc routines.

>>20127721
I usually put sandwiches in the microwave for 20-30 seconds, they taste better when warm.

>>20134962
>American cheese
If I am going through the trouble of using a nice artisanal sourdough, do you think I am going to use american cheese?

Lately I've been eating pie shell on its own. Basically, I make a flaky pie crust, roll it out thin, and cut it into bite size strips to bake on a tray. I'll then treat them like crackers and eat them on their own or with a small topping. I don't know anyone else who does this

>>20136123
are you fucking the sandwiches

>>20136123
>they taste better when warm.

I agree. When the meat and cheese is cold out of the fridge it's not very enjoyable. I like it at room temperature.

Ketchup on my mac & cheese. Do it to scrambled eggs too.

>>20136509
Smells like meat

>>20136567
crazy man