/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20124554
i NEED for her to sit on my dick and let me suck her titties while my hands are cupping her ass cheeks and she farts whilst bouncing up and down

>>20124570
Do Brazilians really?

>>20124580
uma delicia

>>20124579
Do the people who make these dumb videos actually know how to cook anything?

>>20124582
is she supposed to be on drugs or something idgi

>>20124595
virgin fuck kek
she has some sort of vibrator inside of her VAGINAL CAVITY, which stimulates her SEXUALLY when the faggot pushes the BUTTON

xDD ;)))

FART ON ME, KEK

>>20124634
whats the app?

>>20124663
hot

>>20124642
no thanks

>>20124579
Attached earlobes
Thin upper lip, full lower lip
Sleepy eyes
Can't verify but it looks like a hooked nose
Brown skin
Curly/knappy hair

Ethnicity verified.

>>20124601
Based.

>>20124590
Based

>>20124599
This is just a tallow roux with sugar in it wtf

>>20124625
>not my problem

>>20124663
I wanna fuk her yellow holes

>>20124677
so based, wish i was him, be probably gets a fuck ton of strange moving town to town as well

>>20124566
I'd munch her patties

>>20124589
he left the internal organs in
no culture in the world does this

>>20124667
>Let me just share my food mouth-to-mouth with an animal that routinely uses its beak to dig around in the soil and its own feces

>>20124571
Imma pray for you brotha.

>>20124592
me after eating dairy

>>20124610
LMFAO

>>20124655
she's perfect

>>20124876
that's how you build your immune system you sissy

>>20124554
I would like to have hot sweaty sex with this woman.

>>20124597
what the fuck

>>20124595
Yeah every time he switches the control on she becomes on drugs somehow yeah that's exactly what it is retard

>>20125036
>>20124610
I am the one thats high, I just completely ignored the remote, idk how

>>20125075
lol get rekd baldies

>>20125075
She did it on purpose.

>>20124655
Mommy!!

>>20124651
I'm kind of surprised. Vegemite seems like a flavor Asian people wouldn't mind.

>>20124870
Cute.

>>20125075
>>20125112
the guy behind them kicked out from the bar/table without looking behind him like an asshole, bet they both blamed the waitress too

>>20124636
F

>>20124625
so tired of this guy's shit, every video is just irritating in some unique way
not the "who will clean this up" autism or the "muh sanitation" autism but just the "oh come on faggot why would you ever do that" way

>>20124636
Rachel cooks with love mogs this dead bitch so hard

>>20124663
I want to put my white daikon into kitchen chop up have make hapa in pusy have do cooking :|

>>20124554
sauce?

>>20125410
your edgy bullshit aside post your grandmafu's most sensual video and let me be the judge

>>20125410

>A HECKIN BRUTAL MOGGINS HAS OCCURED OH MY SCIENCE PREP THE BULL AND LUBE ME UP TYRONE

>>20124554
How do they stay in?

>>20124554
>tattoo
dropped

>>20125075
why the fuck are the tables so close together?

>>20124673
Are they drinking piss?

>>20124570
Monkey appreciation thread leaked from /a/

>>20124579
does this dumb nigger have a grinder containing cracked pepper?

>>20124562
It's not trad for women to do the hunting. That whore should be sat at the campfire

>>20125600
>>20125574
When you kill an animal it's not considered bad, so it should be fine to kill this faggot and get away with it.

>>20125574
>no poppy seed bun
>no relish
>no tomato
>no pickle
>no peppers
>no onion
>no celery salt
This dude had one job and fucked it all the way up!

>>20125600
The food of my ancestors :)

>>20124747
Pretty much the same thing as a cookie.

>>20124659
Looool if America runs on this. They do though, open ur eyes.

>>20124634
genius app

>>20124659
>If America runs on this, we're fucked
He should be more worried about demographic changes than the kind of coffee offered at Dunkin Donuts

>>20125674
back to pol amerifat

>>20125680
Not wrong though

>>20124562
in what country is that traditional?
also always remember that "trad" wives are never online making videos of anything except her children. NEVER, no exceptions.

>>20125418
That's a very noble goal, anon.

ah, "trad" is a joke on this board. i should have lurked some more.

>>20124610
actually you are wrong since she is merely pretending

>>20125703
cajun

>>20125600
>>20125615
It's subtle but I think he (they?) appreciate the rustic nature of the Scottish palate.

>>20124625
>>20125409
personally i'm tired of the government letting CCP put videos such as these in front of our young people that rot their minds and warps our purpose

>>20125723
Apparently China tik tok is all educational vids and not twerking or degeneracy

>>20125705
thanks
>>20125725
"education" to worship their shit subhuman government and ignore all crime instead of stop it yeah
in China crimes aren't covered up out of nigger worship, they're covered up because the government must be perfect thus there must be next to no injustice and if there is any, instead of fixing it just cover it up

>>20124634
https://www.newsweek.com/google-removes-app-boycott-pro-israel-companies-1848904
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-palestine-war-google-reinstates-app-boycott-companies
it's apparently an app for checking if a product is on a blacklist

>>20124870
the remarkable part is that she forgot where she was supposed to push down at first in the fake video

>>20124601
Damn it foreigners are a danger to everyone.

>>20124651
Yet they keep moving to Australia until the whole place is Chinese.

>>20124659
Dunkin is 100% Jewish company since the beginning. Who is this stupid goy?

>>20124667
>>20124669
These are breaded. I'm sure it would eat the chicken meat too, but come on. What do you expect?

>>20125585
Yes. They are tourists in India

>>20125704
It's weird to see someone from a continent that can't feed itself and makes bug cookies be such a picky eater. How does this happen? It's like when a trust fund baby becomes spoiled.

>>20124628
based shovel 'n' nod

>>20125763
>social media attention whore says inflammatory shit
don't overthink it

>>20125548
who are you quoting

>>20124571
>her ass cheeks

We can't even see her ass. Most women with that body type rarely have much of an ass anyway. She's just fat with big tits.

>>20124554
dayumn

>>20124570
UMA DELICIA

>>20124579
non-whites think we cook this way because the only time they're served food by white people is either in public school or prison

>>20124655
Alura Jensen. She always has had work done but she bogged herself HARD during the end of her career.

>>20125680
Demographic concern is universal site culture

>>20124634
>>20124634
It works

>>20124689
I'm inpressed with your kike tagging skills, anon-san.

>>20125872
also there was koshertified app that TheRIghtStuff.biz was advertising for. I bought a copy years ago but the database was really small. great idea that just needed more support.

memorize these symbols. watch out for them on items at the store

>>20125856
She pulled-off her work quite nicely, in my opinion. I mean, she didn't look as bad as most porn stars who've gotten as much work done.

>>20125922
Anon her tits were so big she couldnt tie her shoes

>>20124562
would that even taste good? looks like a sewer monster.

>>20124566
me 6 months after i marry anon :)

>>20124554
>No, not THOSE potatoes, the ones on the bottom

>>20125680
back to your cuckshed, jimmy

>>20124599
Lost me at raisins. Didnt know they grew grapes in Mongolia

>>20125409
I hate this guy because it's all fake instructions. Sure you can make fried chicken or french onion soup in the bathroom of a hotel, but you need to bring cooking impliments. I hate that he tries to make it seem like something you can do in a pinch rather than him carrying 2 grills and only borrowing the sink and trash can (chicken vid) which he could have avoided by carrying 2 cooking pots.

>>20125924
The tits she paid for? Sucks for her, but she made that decision. If she had seen them as more of an investment, then there should've been some subservient person doing all that bending for her.

>>20125075
Why were they filming?

>>20125938
its a catfish anon

>>20125877
>I'm inpressed with your kike tagging skills, anon-san.
There's also the TOG (That One Guy, a poster from My Posting Career) test. You search for:
Rabbi [last name]
... of the person. If you get lots of hits, excellent circumstantial evidence.

Otherwise if no hits, probably not.

>>20125418
>white daikon
as opposed to purple diakon?

>>20124599
>clotted cream in sheep tripe
did they pour milk into a sheeps stomach after killing it?

>>20124590
Germans are gross

>>20124579
>>20125574
>>20125600
is he latino or indian ?
he's definitely gay, i can tell so much

>>20124599
that's literally just cheese lmao

>>20124634
Useful app. Just installed it.

>>20124580
that's not in brazil

>>20126078
I think it's staged

garbage thread

>>20124590
SERGAY BETRAY

>>20126243
Thanks for the bump!

>>20124634
>>20126226
Careful, boycotting Israel is illegal in America.

>>20124592
What it smells like?

>>20126356
yeasty

m o i s t

>>20124631
good lads

>>20124582
if this was on youtube it would say watch till the end. because nothing happens.

>>20124634
boycotts never work.

>>20124876
but enough about your girlfriend

>>20125938
It's quality meat, but it has a muddy flavor. Fry it like everyone does and you won't notice.

>>20124663
>the perfect woman doesn't exis-

>>20124663
she looks autistic

>>20126800
I think you kind of have to be to let people film you doing shit like that.

I used to do the cross-eyed, looking somewhere else bit when I was prepping onions, shallots and garlic at the restaurant, especially when the manager would walk through the kitchen. I'd cross my eyes in his general direction, and yell out "Oh hey Dennis!" while continuing to finely dice my way through hell.
>Don't fucking do that.
>Do what?
>Take your eyes off your work when you're chopping that quickly
>Dennis. I'm blind man. I can't see shit anyway.

>>20125725
by education you mean propaganda

I'm so mad
reee

>>20124872
Mongols aren't normal

>>20124667
>He thinks the joke is on the chicken because he is feeding it chicken
Kek. Sad

>>20124634
I'm gonna use that app to buy only pro-isreal products, I hate Palestina.

>>20125075
haha, those bald frauds got what they deserved.

>>20124564
I want to be a carrot

>>20124566
You stole this from me lol

>>20124677
I hate how wasteful this recipe is, that buttermilk is getting sent down the drain along with most of the seasoning. I wonder if it would any flavor difference to skip the buttermilk. Or he could've made a batter instead, at least that would stick to the chicken.

>>20127142
Buttermilk is mainly used to tenderize the meat. It doesn't really do anything unless you soak it overnight though, so he really is just wasting it all.

>>20125763
They're just so used to shit ingredients that if something isn't drenched in salt or hot sauce they can't taste it. It's like people who think sushi doesn't taste like anything. Also like the other anon pointed out most of these videos are made to be controversial for views.

>>20124625
How is this retard not blacklisted from every hotel?

>>20124664
mmmm sopa de rattato UMA delicia

>>20125704
Retarded video aside, Italian food is for sure the most fraudulent food there is in the world. Everything they make is peasant food that they charge ridiculous prices for.

>>20127484
I have a one year old and this makes me sad.

>>20124634
>I will deprive myself of good produce because my book that says the sun revolves around the earth also says Jews are bad
Lol okay

>>20127567
>buy the food of people who want me and my kind dead
Seems a bit cucked desu.

>>20127573
>tie explosives to yourself
>blow up buses full of innocent people
>(because the book said so)
Yeah I'd want them dead too

>>20127567
>>20127573
>>20127579
I'm not going to buy any food from either group and I hope they blow each other up and we never have to hear from them again

>>20125425
Sorta looks like Carol fox/xratedwife but idk. Never seen her with that hair color before.

>>20127593
I dont really care

>>20127567
In what world is nestle instant coffee "good produce"?

>>20127634
I meant products

>>20127638
In what world is nestle instant coffee "good products"?

>>20127640
Grorious Amelika

>>20127640
Its a Muslim. Have you seen their countries? Water is a good product to them

>>20127681
You need water to live

>>20127689
Nobody asked

>>20127691
It kind of seemed like you didn’t know that you need water to live

>>20127432
They don't know his name or SSN, and obviously not every place is going to have a big framed picture of his face that every employee will check before admitting anyone.

>>20127562
can i see its genitals?

>>20125753
They are Japanese, retard. Honourary aryans. If anything we need more of them to make up for the swathes of arabs.

>>20126588
>>20127005
My dad used to design food automation machines. It was always so cool watching them and figuring out the ingenious methods. Now he's a lock maker.

>>20127484
That kid is going to be so fat and retarded. The cycle continues.

>>20127956
1 year old. She never stood a chance. If you watch the actual video with sound, the mom struggles to breath as she opens her doughnuts. Absolutely disgusting.
Also I've always made my kids eat at the table. What kind of loser doesn't eat like a family?

>>20127969
>never stood a chance
While perhaps seeming a bit innocuous at first, this is one of the most far-reaching statements with one of the largest implications to be made in regards to humans and our society in general. There's just so much there.

>>20126732
Then why is it illegal?

>>20127706
Yeah? How's that

>>20128068
Well, you know how plants crave electrolytes?

>>20127691
Seems like you’re asking now >>20128068

>>20124570
Why don't they skin the buggers first? Burnt hair can't taste all that good, or be very healthy for that matter.

>>20128085
Actually, all the dead bacteria and diseases on the rats’ fur are great for the immune system. Maybe.

>>20125938
yes - thats why traditionally only negroes and poor whites caught and ate these - though i believe some chinese settlers also partook

>>20124599
man a woman's job was probably easier back then cause aint nobody making beef wellington - just some shit in a pot will do

>>20124599
I'm not sure how I feel about oatmeal raisin paté.

>>20124631
bud light was right for forsaking these people

>>20124570
imagine the smell.

>>20124599
They look like a close knit family

>>20127945
It's a fascinating career, what's his proudest design?

>>20124663
honestly the cutest chunk I have ever seen

>>20127567
>good products
>from a jew
even if you luck out one time by the time you come back they will have cut corners

>>20127509
>Povery
:(
>Poverty but I risk my thumb by not using a board to cut meat for no reason
:0

>>20127484
>She is just sitting in her trampoline like it's a couch

>>20124579
>grouping two North American nations together
This is not the burn he thinks it is.

>>20127129
That's exactly how troons remove their dick I'm not kidding

>>20127509
Here's the problem, if I'm there, there's no yesterday's meat because yesterday I would've eaten all the meat.

>>20124628
Do bongs really??

>>20128108
nigger there's catfish in europe. why do you think the french have that and frog legs in their cookbooks dating back hundreds of years? not to mention snails.

>>20124625
I've jerked off and came into at least six different hotel room sinks. I've even taken a shit in one before checking out.

>>20124655
>>20124982
>she's perfect
>>20125353
>Mommy!!
>>20125856
>Alura Jensen.
She said she would fuck me once. Didn't follow through with it.

>>20128488
My brother, every time I visit a new country I make it a point to masturbate in their countries.

>>20124577
this is how it should be

>/ck/ webm thread
>99% of the thread are the same webms found in the other /ck/ webm threads

>>20124577
Daaaamnnn

>>20124644
I could hear that burp in my head

>>20124554
I'm looking for the top ramen hot pocket webm, and the same version of it that's slowed down and increased volume to make the dude sound like a nurgle daemon

>omg free crabs :D

Should I make more Kimagure Cook webms?

>>20124566
ling ling.... easy on the fried dumplings.....

>>20124566
god I bet she could swallow a toddler whole. would pay to watch her do it too and then rub her bloated tummy afterward

>>20128430
Tell me all the products you buy where zero Jews were involved

>>20124577
Poor piggy

>>20124663
if she cuts a couple fingers off doing this, she'll be marriage material

>>20124566
She's perfect in every way.

>>20124564
sauce, I know the MILF cucks her daughter but watched too long ago

>>20127484
>>20127562
I hate this woman so much it's un fucking real. I have a toddler who struggled with eating from 9 to 18 months. My wife has the patience of a fucking saint and has cooked every single meal to make sure our kid gets the right nutrition despite struggling at first. And this stupid bitch just tosses sugar goyslop at her kid like she doesn't give a shit. I'd call CPS if I knew her irl

>>20127969
Every pediatrician recommends seating your kid at the table and eating as a family for as many meals as possible. This woman is entirely fucking negligent

>>20128508
I do my best to go out and find new ones but people inevitably steal and repost them

>>20124636
I'm tired of le heckin wholesome grandma cooking shit

>>20128571
pea crabs were a favorite of george washington
along with orange fool

>>20128921
All mothers sample their sons in law.

>>20128604
Yum I love garloid

>>20127484
That's depressing. Not sure if it's apathy or if she outright resents her child.

>>20128951
That's cute

>>20128948
trump never publicly mentioned liking pea crabs

>>20127036
>all that beautiful engineering
>last step
>like 10% of the finished product gets dumped on the floor because the drier and the box under it aren't fitted properly
That kinda pisses me off

>>20128497
dis nigga ZESTY

>>20127969
>If you watch the actual video with sound, the mom struggles to breath as she opens her doughnuts. Absolutely disgusting.
Don't even need sound to know that, she can barely walk and is visibly struggling even to mouth breathe.

>>20127091
>stole
>>20128935
>steal
these are fucking webms on an anime frog forum not your intellectual property retard

>>20128554
>beautiful filees carefully sliced
>chopped to shit at the end
why

>>20128585
no he's an animal abuser but gets away with it because hes a jap

>>20124554
MOMMIE

>>20129168
I guess he changed his mind on what he wanted to eat.

>>20124554
how is there no sauce for this woman?

>>20124872
Swedes do, it's part of what helps Surströmming ferment

>>20129161
It's not that I care about people saving them. But when I post something and then watch some fag repost it a billion times in every webm thread, it's annoying as hell.

>>20129265
Is that the metric of value in your life? The ownership of posting the same webm in every /ck/ webm thread? It's important enough that it bothers you?

>>20128951
aww

>>20129279
If you could fucking read I said I don't care that people save them. But everyone gets annoyed when the same content gets spammed in every thread. Several people have commented on that, not just me. It makes these threads somewhat pointless because you already know you've seen 99% of the content in them.

>>20129317
How does he get out?

>>20129454
kek

>>20129161
Why is Elon Musk in drag at a food truck

>>20128058
it's not

>>20125674
>If America runs
They don't, that's the problem.

You can drink 10 of these if you train like michael phelps

>>20129454
This one gets a pass. Egg king is based

>>20124640
who would eat that!? haha

>>20127567
Found the merchant

>>20127945
What about you? Are you at least half as cool as your dad?

>>20126753
isnt the muddy flavor from the blood or did brad,matty and skippy lie to me

>>20128951
>two men

>>20126588
How do they get the filet to be perfectly round?

>>20124585
These are Filipinos you mongrel

>>20124571
that would be fucking awesome don't listen to these other faggots

>>20129448
It pisses me off that I cant find the full video anymore

>>20129489
Because he's hot

>>20128564
All that effort and it tastes less good than a basic hamburger

>>20130052
japanese delicacy, subtle flavor, prease undastando

>>20129802

>>20130052
>and it tastes less good
The worse is worse. It tastes worse.

>>20129802
The first thing I thought of was that the other dude was the couple’s friend or relative. Why do you believe that they are a gay couple?

>>20126309
It's illegal for companies to boycott Israel in the US, individual citizens can boycott them if they like.

But good luck finding a product that isn't linked to Israel somehow.

>>20124634
imagine having jew derangement syndrome this bad lol

>>20130281
explain

>>20128554
how does the squid ink taste?

>>20127324
my wife is from inner mongolia and i had that shit while i was there. it's actually pretty good, very milky, salty, almost like a soup but also a drink

>>20124640
post the nsfw version

>>20124663
wtf is wrong with her eyes

>>20124570
jungle niggers are absolutely outstanding to me
take for instance that retard trying to what it would tell you is getting the singed fur off the monkes, poorly, with its bare hand

not a knife, not a sharp rock, these things havent even entered the stone age yet

>>20124577
Imagine going thru all that effort and time just to make slop you could get for 500 yen at a corner store

>>20127567
didnt realize you had access to the internet down in the tunnels, schmuel

>>20130542
>>20129563
>>20128430
>>20127634
>>20127593
>>20127573
Guaranteed replies

>>20125400
>be blonde waitress
>walking, presumably eyes forward
>chair comes out in front of you
>better walk into it anyways

>>20127324
>>20127509
I love mongolian cooking and culture. Not because it's good because it definitely is not. It's like going to a state fair where they have zero rides or attractions and only two food stands that each serve one and only one dish.

I had an xbox when i was younger, I was never an achievement hunter because it was so daunting to get/see everything there was to do in a game. Not mongolia, you can 100% that shit in a well planned 3 day weekend trip. I've been there twice now and I was able to experience every last thing this culture has managed to develop in thousands of years in like 5 days total.

>>20129317
Also makes others think it's (you)
re posting..

>>20124677
>Pouring cooking oil down sinks
Holy... fucking... zased...

>>20124766
What is strange?

>>20127484
great now i'm sad. thanks a lot.

>>20128678
unfathomably based

>>20130547
Yes and I will reply again if necessary.

>>20128554
>the heat of the faggotry cooks the egg

>>20130691
whomst

>>20130559
how can she see someone pushing out their chair into her at waist level as she passes with big saucers

>>20130854

>>20130854
OOPS,wrong size. A new one.

>>20130924
sad tits are sad

>>20130924
is she autistic?

>>20130932
She half shows em, but can't post it.

>>20130935
Streaming...

>>20129161
kek it always looked like him. thats a pretty good deepfake

>>20130935
Livestreaming

>>20130952
japanese invented the potato pancake?

>>20125584
so they can fit more people in there and make more money

people are like, WAAAY too serious about food.

>>20126732
Because cuckservatives don't follow through with them. Just look at how they keep watching sportsball no matter how much they push jigaboos and fags and white guilt and experimental gene therapy on everyone.

>>20129911
The chickens are raised in cages that have constantly rotating floors, so they develop perfectly spherical bodies, it's extremely cruel.

>>20130197
Where's the GDQ edit of this?

>>20129493
Lol okay. You will just lose your job by law. How very jewish.

>>20127484
child abuse

>>20127484
Fucking hell this poor girl

>>20129454
no one ever notices the guy downing 6 raw eggs through the whole webm

>>20124592
told you farts are stored in the cheeks

>>20127484
looks like downs

>>20130521
she is asian

>>20128564
>>20128554
hate seeing this cunts face

>>20130854
get some fucking standards