/ck/ - Food & Cooking

have you tried gay sex

>>20123071
surely two people going into the toilet together will be noticed ?

>>20123067
For me it’s this or tomato juice, the reduced sense of taste & smell makes their flavors “just right” when flying.

No, ginger ale is perfect

>>20123067
For some odd reason I love diet coke on a plane. I would never drink it in any other situation but somehow the taste changes and it's amazing at 30,000 feet.

>>20123067
I prefer 300mg of weed gummies and two bars of Mexican Xanax.

>>20123175
>300mg
This nigga too high to find his luggage after a three hour flight to Houston

>>20123071
tried both gay sex and ginger ale
gay sex really isn't that good the only nice thing about it is having another man submitting to you but i would say i enjoy ginger ale

>>20123203
I'm a big boy so I need a big dose to get me stoned to the bone.

>>20123208
If you crave male submission try armed robbery.

>>20123208
How is another man submitting to you if he is fucking YOU in your ass?

>>20123297
are you one of those faggots that thinks the top is straight?

>>20123297
i don't know ask the other guy

>>20123297
swing and a miss little guy. ya fucked up because he made it quite clear he was topping. now if he just said he hadn't said
>having another man submitting to you
your post would have worked

>Flying coach
No thanks

1k and fly first mostly, business so I don't foot the bill. Always drink bloody mary's and then gin and tonics if I am drinking alcohol. Those are good drinks on airliners.

If flying on ANA or another Japanese airline, it's saki. In Japanese lounges, I drink their whisy. Those are best there.

European airlines and Emirates have quality wines and I drink dry finishing reds and actual expensive champaign if they offer premium in first.

Argentine internal airline lounges have top tier Malbecs that are insanely delicious and I get drunk as a skunk when down there.

Lots of good beverages to be had if you are not paying for it. Drink and get a little happy unless you are a bad drunk. I am a pleasant fellow when smashed, fortunately.

>>20123732
Stop being rich. Or send me some money or something.

>>20123695
I swing my cock and it lands into you're mouth

>>20123695
>he made it quite clear he was topping.
I guess it takes a faggot to know a faggot because that wasn't implied

>>20123067
It's my go to on a plane and I of course always make them leave the can.

>>20123732
Nobody this rich posts on 4chan. Stop LARPing.

>>20123882
ah so reading comprehension is not your strong suite, got it.

>>20124077
What are you on about dumfuck?

>>20123067
Last time flying brought a bag of taco bell.
I drink double bloody marys. if you order a double you get two little bottles and the whole can of Mrs T's spicy mary mix. ask for some limes and olives and i'm good for at least 5 hrs then I order beers for the rest of the flight.

>>20123067
>blocks your path

>>20123067
For me its the biscoff cookie.

>>20123067
I prefer the champagne served right after boarding, sets the mood right

>>20123067
Yeah gimme one of these, please.

loudly exclaiming that you have a bomb in your ass

Gin and tonic beats ginger ale.
>>20123087
Bloody Mary is always nice on a flight

>>20124319
If you offer to tip them $2 they will refuse, but then they will usually hook you up.

>>20123067
i'm afraid to fly

vegemite cheese sandwich

>>20123080
I jer my fat disabled Asian boyfriend under his jacket while he pretends to sleep

>>20123067
yes, 2 ginger ales

How can people justify spending money for first or business class? Are they real rich or are most really travel fro business and the corp pays?

I'm asking because I'm not poor but not so rich either. I could easily spend the extra bucks for business but I never did because I'd rather spend the money at my destination and a 10h flight can be sat out even eco.

>>20124076
Maybe not on your little homo frogposting memeboard. However, on the respectable hobby boards obviously there will be succesful and rich people.

>>20126157
You could also purchase 3 seats in economy, still cheaper than business.

traveling by plane is for pretentious faggots and also pretty unsafe one chinesium lights up your plane

>>20126225
Okay, now we’ve heard from the broke niggers, good show then.

>>20126231
I avoid traveling by plane like herpes with cancer. Thank God Omnibus has route straight to Los Angeles And Austin

Tomato juice.

>>20123071
>>20123080
I fell into an airplane toilet while it was flushing and it sucked the shit out of me

>>20126236
you're like a medieval peasant shaking his pitchfork at a plough

>>20123067
You have to get one of the little tubes of pringles because the pressure difference makes the foil kinda bulge out.

>>20126157
Points. Work for a company that requires you travel a lot and reimburses your travel expenses.

>>20123067
I was going to come in here with
>what a dumbass post
but the image worked so well on me that I can't bring myself to do it

>>20123067
Just flew a red eye from SJC to JFK and the flight attendant gave me 4 little bottles of Jack.

>>20125866
Theres a three things in that image

>>20126157
They gotta be all mid level goys getting reimbursed. Even business is like 2 k. These people make like 80k. They wear cheap non fitted suits and wear dress shoes with plastic soles but somehow float that kind of money for a flight? The plane ride is the closest most ever get to luxury.

First class to Hawaii was like 4-5 k. That’s the same price for an all exclusive week stay at the Hilton.

>>20127639
dealers choice

>>20126157
I plan my vacations for when the price bottoms out on business class, from my home airport I can get return trip business to Tokyo for just under 2k euros if I am flexible with the dates
Considering that nowadays I can basically never find that trip in economy for under 1k, it's a lot easier to make that jump

Well worth it when just the long leg is 14.5 hours, and 1k extra spending on some decadency is not that bad, I spent more just on scotch in some years

>>20124076
I make almost 300k and have only flown business for the last 5 years. I still like cooking at home so I post here.

>>20126222
>>20126986
>>20127650
Thanks for the opinions anons.
>>20127690
Yea I've seen business tickets go for cheap when the date isn't that important. Sadly that's not the case for us. We fly to LAX in August from Europe and need certain dates for our paid leave at work. The cheapest business ticket was 2400€ back and forth for one person. That's more than half the money we spent on mid class hotels while we do our trip per person (nearly three weeks). Maybe one day I will get a good deal and try out business, this year I just sit a 12h flight out in eco.

>>20128838
Its 2400€ extra for an already 1300€ ticket, so 3.7k per person. Sorry it's still early.

>>20125900
>Gin and tonic
came here to post this

>>20123067
yes finnish blueberry juice. You get it in finnair flights

>>20123067
Cheez-Its and club soda. Sugary drinks are for women.

>>20129749
LOL they gave you cheezit? what airline is that? it's always fancy peanuts or the carmel crisp cookie

>>20130469
Delta. Probably the best of the big ones