/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20109540
That'll be $60+tip sir.

>>20109540
Can we talk about what sorts of """people""" allow these shops to exist by spending ridiculous amounts of money? Hint: talking negatively about these """people""" is social suicide in most cases.

>>20109545
Dumbass teenagers love this shit.

why

>>20109547
You're so close. What """people""" remain teenagers mentally their entire lives?

>>20109554
Female women and the male ones that don't kill themselves before they leave their teens.

>>20109540
Crusted dookie on a mug its like a reverse toilet with some weird eldritch cleaner poured in.

>>20109554
Majority of adults.

Wtf is that even supposed to be?

>>20109540
Mmmm the Blue No. 1 and Red No. 10 really add the right amount of kick for this ticket to adventure for your tastebuds

>>20109570
covfefe

>>20109540
>blown-out sphincter CRAMMED to the brim with cornsyrup and rainbowshit

>>20109557
Winner!

>>20109570
I said this exact sentence in my head

There's already a webm thread you fucking retard.

>>20109540
yummy radioactive coffee

>>20109570
cuppa joe

>>20109545
Women.

>>20109614
They put in two healthy scoops of microplastics for added flavor

>>20109617
and a dash of 2 part epoxy from the look of it

>>20109568

>>20109540
>Culinary horror

>>20109568
>noooooo goy, its a mental illness
>back to waging and socializing with the other lobotomized creatures
subtle Shlomo

Unicorn with weeping hemorrhoids shitting in a dirty chemical toilet?

>>20109604
good that means a thread died for this

>>20109540

>>20109735
>/ck/ wishes they ate this good

>>20109735
>that one bayleaf
yeah that really enhanced the flavour of the chocolate and chocolate and chocolate

>>20109540
This looks good.

>>20109540
The "horror" component is only food coloring. You're mentally ill. Unsettled by nothing.

>>20109735
>Americans.webm
>"Pures Leben"

>>20109777
HA GOTY

>>20109777
Checked, but you know as well as I do that the typical euro will explode if she doesn't think of America at least once every 4 seconds.

>>20109613
Would

>>20109540
>Chocolate chips container way to small for its purpose
That's the most infuriating thing in the whole shitshow.
Wouldn't drink it, but it was pretty before they ruined it with the red milk.

>>20109614
/ck/ is the last place I'd expect to find Sellafield

>>20109838
i live near it, i want to swim in it and become a superhero

>>20109788
based

>>20109843
>*an superhero

>>20109866
joke all you want m8 but wait till you see a blue hulk climbing blackpool tower

>>20109866
I'd be nice to him, just in case you know

>>20109843
the Calder river with its tree lines gets less than 200 m to the pool from your pic. This must be doable even for the average runner.

>>20109901
no ones that stupid mate,you can basically just walk in to the gas terminal near roa island, doesnt mean you should though. i think they have armed guards and it patrolled since its probably the deadliest place in the uk besides brum

>>20109540
Toilet covered in shit, full of cleaning fluid and ass blood

>>20109570
unicorn coffee with poo on the mug I guess

>>20109735
American's are fuckin disgusting

>>20109540
All that for what will be turned into shit

>>20109540
do they give you a straw to drink it?

>>20109540
It actually makes me angry at just how fucking stupid this shit is.

>>20113118
You're supposed to hold it with both hands, retard.

>>20109570
A product aimed at women.

>>20109570
goyslop

>>20113118
>took this long for jack to get posted
I just knew it was going to be one of him sticking his disgusting fucking tongue out
>>20113180
he literally can't

>>20113118
>smartwatch
Opinion discarded.

>>20109540
>dey lik da poo-poo

>>20109809
I want to shoot this overdramatic cunt

>>20109570
Cancer giving goyslop. She's pouring that Red Dye #5 very generously.

>>20109540
Anons, a fly flew over my screen while he stirring the green sewer and I thought it was part of the drink, it fit perfectly in that cup of bog.

>>20109809
Would it hurt?

>>20109776
The chocolate dipped rim is pretty horrifying no cap

>>20109540
Anyone who orders this should be beaten and raped, in the streets. I don't know why I feel this, but I know I'm right.

>>20114721
it would be extremely painful

>>20109738
I made a chicken and rice bowl with esquites for dinner today. It was awesome.

>>20109540
skibidi coffee

>>20109540
if the whole cup was edible in some way and you weren't just gnawing the chocolate off the rim like a dumbass and it had more covfefe in it instead of all sugar it could be a fun tasty treat imo

>>20113180
underrated post

>>20109540
CRUSTY
R
U
S
T
Y

>>20109842
>Too much caffeine with a sprinkle of etizolam
Perfect for making OF content!

>>20109842
the secret ingredient is estrogen, right?

>>20109613
leckor

>>20109842
>that 5 o'clock shadow
no wonder he wears a mask lmao if he quit wasting money on energy drinks and knick-knacks he could afford to laser it off

>>20109570
Just your regular morning cofee, Sir

>>20109735
Why are Americans like this?

>>20115360
youre a big guy

>>20115819
i think it's FTM

>>20113118
I can't stand this motherfucker. Typical brainless christianlet. I hate how he nods his head in approval after taking a bite, as if his fat fucking ass wouldn't eat whatever slop was thrown in front of him.

>>20115871
U U U U

>>20109776
>Amercians being desensitised to man made horrors beyond our human comphension

>>20109735
american werehog in germany

>>20116115
>Deitlif! youre hurting my feelings.

>>20115947
im convinced the collective hatred for jack is the only thing thats keeping him alive.

>>20115913
disgusting

>>20109570
My toilet bowl after a 3 day guinness bender

>>20109735

>>20109735
What the fuck is wrong with yanks?

>>20117455
It's Germany, anon

>>20117461
read the filename RETARD!

>>20109540
Yeah, I'll havevthe Shit-encrusted-glitter-oil-spill-with-period-blood.

>>20115913
>FTM
>fishnets
>mask
>knee high socks
>choker
Yeah okay pal, that's the MTF tranny uniform

>>20109570
shrek’s toilet after taco bell

>>20117519
you missed the arm sleeves, but who knows in this day an age. maybe theres a thing where ftm's are trying to looklike femboys?

>>20117536
Well they're fishnet armsleeves so just included them

>>20117550
>so I just included them with "fishnets"
accidentally hit post lel

>>20109777
It's American in spirit.

>>20117299
The swirls of blood were a nice touch

>>20118261
AH FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A HONEYCOMB

>>20118736
What the fuck is it, tripe filled with spiders? Also what the fuck is wrong with what I assume is Koreans and mainlanders? Torturing animals does not make them more flavorful.

>>20118766
Does torturing me make me more flavorful? Why the fuck did she have to record it? When I pop a zit and then eat what comes out of it at 2am half asleep I don't film it.

>>20113118
>pops egg
>nothing happens

>>20118785
The surge of adrenaline through your veins is like a seasoning packet to the chinks. Makes your meat extra delicious. Cats do the same thing with their prey.

>>20118801
Don't tell them that, no one wants to have something in common with something they eat. Hey-o!

>>20116133
Jack isn't aware that anybody hates him. He thinks he's beloved.

>>20109540
i've had to use toilets that looked a lot like this dessert when i was working in construction

>>20113118
>survive multiple strokes
>decide to still keep eating like shit
I feel like he legitimately has a deathwish.

>>20119027
i meant more of a higher power.

>>20109866
The quality I come to this board for.

>>20117536
The "reverse trap" is an ancient position in the stygian circus. It's nothing new. But that is clearly a bio-male. The hands and neck.

>>20109570
I genuinely believed that when they added the blue dye that it was meant to resemble a geode or some shit.
Then the pixie dust and red shit came in, and I completely lost track.

>>20109842
look at the size of that nose, i'm noticing a pattern

>>20118457
I'm high as fuck and this looks delicious

>>20119580
You're doing it wrong, you're meant to blame them for causing the degeneracy, not participating in it.
I don't even visit /pol/ and yet I know that this is basic /pol/posting 101.

Maybe you should go back to lurking.

>>20118261
Serious question: Is this woman some sort of undead ghoul or vampire? All I ever see of her is webms of her eating live animals.
....was that a fucking crab crawling away on her arm, Jesus Christ

>>20118457
the legendary anal annihilator
just kidding you aren't shitting ever again after eating a slice of that

>>20119659
Vampires at least have the decency to not make a mess (most of the time). Ghoul, or maybe a demon

>>20109842
i'm not a violent person but something inside of me tells me to pick him up and just throw him at a brick wall as hard as i can

>>20118457
I'm sober as fuck and this looks delicious

>>20118261
wtf is that? a crab nest or something? i thought it was a honey comb

>>20119794
more like pick him up and throw him at your dick ball fag

>>20119027
He disables comments on his vids from time to time iirc, because he gets plenty of hate. Maybe he thinks they're just 'haters' but idk

>>20119906
I actually think he is functionally illiterate. He's said before he thinks reading is dumb, which sounds like a cope

>>20109735
Tun die Amerikaner das wirklich?

>>20109735
Eklige Amerikaner.

>>20113118
I'm surprised that Jack would frequent a trannyfriendly place. That dude in the pink dress behind him at the start wouldn't be allowed in his church, that's for sure.
Maybe he's mellowing out a little in these last days of his.

>>20113184
it's not even aimed at women. It's aimed at the infantilized minds of adults on tik tok.

>>20120036
Jack only hates black people, it's the whole reason he moved out of his suburb of Nashville into the middle of nowhere.

>>20109613
World's Best Lasagna

>>20120061
He wants total genocide in Iran. He has been recorded saying this on video.

>>20120156
Jack "napalm the palestinians" Scalfani

>>20119913
The way he opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue obscenely is kino horror.

>>20119958
>pamperchu flashbacks intensify

>>20120196
For some reason it's a white trash thing. I thought it was because he wanted to be a TV host and learned to exaggerate but everyone he associates with does it too

>>20119913
The man has brain damage at this point and he was clearly never the sharpest tool in the shed

>>20120207
For me it's how he thinks strokes are genetic and that most people have them

>>20120214
>Dogs turned to ash on one side
How do you fuck up flipping a hot dog

ja/ck/ is livin’ a better life than me

>>20109842
Damn, Egon went through some tough times after the Ghostbusters split up

>>20118457
Looks good, but their sin is recording it and posting the video
like hooking up with a slampig, it's fine if it happens, just don't post clips and brag about it

>>20120353
He can't even wipe his own ass or get dressed by himself and he's not even 60.

>>20114540
That's a pretty severely overdramatic reaction anon.

>>20117519
>he doesn't know about FTM "femboys"
you have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes

>>20120387
>other people wipe his ass and dress him
sigh.. he really is living a better life than me

>>20119794
kek

>>20109842
i’d pound this twink so hard, you’d be gay not to

>>20120492

someone redpill me on jar cooking

>>20120665
Gotta feed Rainbow Dash something.

>>20120690
you wot?

>>20120690
Anon I didn't want to remember that.

>>20109788
kill yourself

>>20119653
young israelis are quite degenerate

>>20119794
because you know he's just a waste of resources on earth

>>20120505
kys

>>20109788
and you are a clueless fag that doesnt know this whole thing is just a fake documentary show

>>20120690
>I wet-brined this A5 australian wagyu steak in my rainbow dash jar for 7 months and this is what happened
LES DEW EET

>>20120061
I heard he lost movement in his right arm from doing the Hitler salute too much

>>20119811
Tripe, filled with some kind of chinkshit and doused in chili sauce

>>20120795
be nice

>>20119677
>Vampires at least have the decency
thats the fetishized by women version

>>20120915
pls kys, ty

>>20109540
The problem here, as usual, is women.

>>20113555
He needs it now because it will tell him if he's having another stroke
Lord knows he wouldn't be able to support his food tuber career if his other arm stopped working

>>20109735
Two nukes weren't enough.

>>20118457
The worst part of this is them using that knife like a cleaver.

>>20120353
Not for long.

>>20120492
:^)

>>20109735
Christ. I'd seen her cook this monstrosity quite often but never seen her eat it.

>>20109540
This is utterly baffling. Putting aside the utterly insanity of that drink why tf would you smear chocolate and cookies onto the cups rim? Chewing that shit is gunna break your teeth.

>>20119823
>more like pick him up and throw him at your dick ball fag

>>20118261
RUN MR KRABS

>>20109570
sugar
sugar
sugar
sugar
sugar

>>20120061
Actually it was that he didn't want Jack Jr. being taught about the gays in school

>>20122952
cooking onahole?

>>20122952
America's version of >>20109809

>>20109809
she ate it while it was alive....

>>20119492
I dated a reverse trap named Brent once, damn I miss her

>>20109842
What's the secret ingredient

>>20109735
>Ameriblubbers

>>20115758
Based etizolam knower of.

>>20115947
>grrr Jesus!!!
you fell for the most obvious well-poisoning on this site fucking newfag

>>20124054
Keep telling yourself that.

>>20113184
trans women are NOT women

>>20124063
at least you didn't deny being an adolescent newfag

>>20124084
That's true but what does that have to do with this

>>20123978
Estrogen.

>>20124347
oh no

>>20123978
Ladycum

>>20109540
do americans really?

>>20109540
OH NO CHOCOLATE AND FOOD COLORING SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>20109777
I'm pretty sure that's the joke

>>20126788
id eata slice as dessert, it looks like a choco crepe with cream and m&ms to me

>>20109735
Fucking fat southern state Americans..

>>20119340
i mean at that point you know youre going to die soon anyway, may as well just enjoy yourself

>>20127266
he calls himself a christian, he thinks hes going to heaven even though he was a terrible person and a worse father. delusions must be a life saver for him, otherwise hed go mad.

>>20109540
>Massive shot
>Of blue/green food dye
>In a double espresso
>Top toxic glitter into it
>More harmful dyes into the milk
>That fucking rim that looks like a fags ass at an orgy

Who the fuck would buy this. Like imagine a nice latte yeah then imagine all the dye glitter an the fucking rim of "chocolate and etc hfcs posion" instantly ruining the lovely creamy taste like all you can taste is painful sweet it stains your mouth for hours you take a shit and its colored horrifically and full of glitter. Who the fuck would buy this and go yummy. What retard in managment would ok this, or worse if its a smaller shop which owner would not tell whoever came up with this. >if you try to ruin our rep again with stupidity like this anyone this my only warning you're fired.
What is it with jews(read into the source its a jew behind this) and destroying everything nice and simple then going that'll be 22.99+tip+tax+eco fee+BLM donation+union due customer co-op payment plan your total is 43.50 a fifty thank you will you leave a tip yes ok here is your recipe, your change what change you have two twenties and some coins?

>>20109742
That's sausage potatoes beans and gravy, there's no chocolate on that plate

>>20127332
she literally fills the dish with hotdogs and marshmallows with chocolate, ive seen the video many times idiot

>>20119794
Well then he's finally made it as a tranny because that's how I feel when I see women

>>20120485
Ftm are better than mtf. Mtf trannies are mentally ill queers, ftm are girls who tomboymaxxed and will fuck your dick off with their test-fueled masculine sex drive

>>20127346
I haven't, thanks for correcting my mistaken assumption anon. I appreciate you taking the time to look into this more deeply and sharing your insights.

>>20127373
thats what i thought.

>>20127365
>Pooners aren't fucked in the head
Pooners are turbo fucked in the head. I'd wager every one of them was molested and/or sexually assaulted. Troons are mostly porn sick, autistic, incels.

>>20127409
>Pooners are turbo fucked in the head.
it is mental isnt it, that famous post about the gay sex party basically explains everything you need to know. how fucking retarded do you have to be to think a gay guy wants a weird malnutrition girl who cut her boobs off and grew some buttfluff on her face with pills

>>20127365
you're retarded, log off.

>>20127422
>famous post about the gay sex party
I'm out of the loop. Redpill me.
>>20127433
>a delusional man with fake tits is better than a girl with leg hair and high sex drive

>>20127462
a ftm went to a gay orgy and sat in the corner crying because noone wanted to fuck her

>>20120036
>That dude in the pink dress behind him at the start
That's an old woman with short hair. Anon not everyone you see is a tranny.

>>20127462
>I'm out of the loop. Redpill me.
>>20127466
>sat in the corner crying because noone wanted to fuck her
Ahhh, the pooner realizing that they had turned themselves into an undesirable homunculus that not even a drugged up gay man would fuck in the ass, and not actually into a DOOD.

>>20127466
Hard to believe there wasn't at least one partially bi guy at the orgy, I thought the whole homo thing was being so depraved they'll fuck anything that moves. I mean I'm not "attracted" to injection molded silicone rubber and I can still blow fat loads in a fleshlight no problem.

>>20127488
it was a gay orgy for guys wanting to fuck guys
pretty sure theres bi orgies.
its like going to a mtg tournament and being annoyed when you pull out some yugioh cards

>>20127488
>I thought the whole homo thing was being so depraved they'll fuck anything that moves.
True gay men want to fuck men. That could be twink men, bear men, muscle men, a leather fag, a lumberjack, or even a 'straight' men. But they want to fuck actual men and not women who sliced their tits off, got on hormones, and maybe tried to sew a dick on.
Male trannies (Loony troons) want to fuck women, or other men that also pretend to be women. Thus all the transbians pretending to be lesbians so they can sneak fuck women.
The exception is the true homosexual tranny that wants to be fucked by a masculinish man.

>>20120052
women, yes

>>20126788
Dessert Pizza can be great.
I like it with sweetened greek yogurt and some strawberries.

>>20109613
that looks so fucking good

>>20120036
>Toast water
Add yeast, let it ferment for a day, and that's basically kvass.

>>20113118
Absolutely based. When my grampa had to quit drinking from the beetus he switched to odouls cause he liked the taste of beer with his cigarettes. Taught me how to shuck corn. Miss that guy.

>>20118261
imagine blowing a load into her mouth and she would not be able to swallow it
i'd hurt my feelings for real

>>20119340
Jack is just a master of his craft, telling him to stop is like telling van Gogh to stop painting

>>20127313
>Who the fuck would buy this and go yummy.
americans

>>20113118
that titcow waitress tho

>>20120346
Some people like char on their dog

>>20119659
Worse, she's Asian.

>>20109540
>>20109570
Your mug of diabetes, sir.

>>20109842
brutal.

>>20109540
>hm I liked those korean bbq wings let me see how I can make them
>korean american dude showing me how to cook
>corn syrup
>close tab
why are you fucks have this need for sugar but worse.

>>20109735
? literally what is wrong with this.

She's eating a plate of bbq ribs, hotdogs and beans. Fucking retards.

>>20109540

>>20127313
>Who the fuck would buy this
Tiktok and Instragram types. It's not made for drinking, it's made so some retards can take pictures, say it's tasty, get a hit of dopamine as they see people like and comment on their post, and then they leave

Do you think Jack watches his old vids from time to time, thinking 'ah yeah, that was when I could use both arms, good old days' then realises that this will never be possible again and he has to spend the rest of his life like he does now. Will he shed a few tears then? Fall into a dark hole of depression, only able to drag hinself out by making another video, eating another burger or two, proving himself that he is still the old Jack?

>>20119958
>>20120036
dass ihr die amis davon ablenken möchtet dass die hier die gude alde dome von family stories ist, statt euch zu den sünden eurer nation zu bekennen, findisch krimsch

>>20109540
would go quite well with my sonic curry

>>20128293
lmao

>>20130144
already been posted in thread
>>20122952

>>20109540
just thinking about the scraping of teeth on ceramic

>>20123392
A good reminder that the Chinese are just actual fuckin insectoids that have no conxept of empathy

>>20109777
that's the bait. Anons still fell for it.

>>20129927
Why the clamato juice?

>>20109735
>american freedom

>>20129927
wtf, is that supposed to be nachos?

>>20130332
grim

>>20109540
Do you just lick that shit off the mug? Wait until it gets runny and drops onto your pants?

>>20130988
The ten pounds of makeup caked on her face makes this vid even grosser for some reason.

>>20109842
Man I'd fucking demolish this retard's hole you have no idea
Hopefully they're not female that would suck

>>20109540
Is it SUPPOSED to look like a toilet?
Because that's what I started thinking as soon as the green food coloring went into it.

>>20131325
I thought it was some kind of joke about a blown out portapotty at first.

>>20127313
>What is it with jews
Amalek must die.

>>20120506

>>20123978
LGBBQ sauce

>>20109809
>>20118261

>>20109570
A very expensive way to give yourself diabetes.

>>20122952
love the glove and boots review of this

>>20127488
Turbogays are very proud of their culture. Paradoxically, they won't fuck an ftm because they have standards.

>>20130988
winnie the poo was 100% right for banning this shit

>>20115758
>its other alt for x pills
i thought its some variation of hormon blocker or some shit.
thx anon, i learn something new.

I cooked up this eldritch horror.

>>20109809
Holy shit don't fall asleep around this bitch

>>20120690
I'm very relieved that I don't know what you're talking about.

>>20133042
AAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>20133042
Cooking lvl?

>>20133144
Sorry, Niggerman is listening for kik... eh, rats in the walls.

>>20127277
He’s a lutheran. Faith alone is sufficient.

>>20133154
Lost three levels from this abomination.

>>20130144
so much wasted material

>>20133155
Yeah good luck with that, I'm pretty sure I have rats in my walls too. And for some reason, money keeps going missing from my wallet. My lampshades look kinda funny now too.

>>20133240
At least you got the best soap on the street.

>>20129499
i envy your blissful ignorance

>>20129927
What are all the different things he's putting on the chips? I only recognise the tajin and clamato, everything else just looks like various brown chunks , but what?

>>20133042
How did you end up cooking gagh?

Women be like "why am I so fat I only drink one cup of coffee?"

>>20129927
>chichano nutrition

>>20109540
mmm petroleum dyes

>>20123978
oxycontin

>>20124101
>newfag
ive been posting on 4chan since the late 90's postlet

>>20136947
>didn't get in the early 80s
wow

>>20136949
>didnt shitpost via homing pigeon

>>20109540

>>20136958
>not moot's biological father
THE ULTIMATE SHITPOST

>>20109735
Why do we let Americans do this?

>>20137084
Hmm the better question is why do we let you let us?

>>20120690
You have awakened a suppressed memory and I want you to apologize for it

>>20109735
Americans are madlads. Imagine doingthis without free healthcare.

>>20133042
Nice, here's mine from breakfast

>>20137139
is that before or after you ate it

>>20129499

>>20130444
>Empathy
>For a fucking clam

>>20109809
God I wish that was my penis

Dinner is served!

>>20109735
>scripted reality

>>20120061
>Jack only hates black people
Don't we all?

>>20120690
kek true

>>20113184
bro, like 80% of products in general are aimed towards women

>>20137202
>American woman
That's clearly a german non-binary whale-identifying hambeast

>>20109613
Would. Only thing a bit weird is cheese then tomato sauce.

>>20120506
i am unashamed to say:
would

>>20118261
no way that shit tastes even remotely good
that poor simple creature is more dignified than that soul eater

>>20120665
It’s a really good preservation method if you wanted to store meats non refrigerated for extended periods.
Fill with fatty meats, some vegetables and rice, season to your liking and immerse the jar in hot water to slow cook and render all the fat in the jar. The food will fry in the fat and after hours of cooking and cooling the fat solidifies, the meat being stuck in a no oxygen environment between the solid fat and the sealed jar means it can last extraordinarily long without spoilage, so long as it’s kept in a cool dark place.
>source: I am obsessed with historic cooking and preservation methods

>>20133227
on purpose?

>>20113118
How is he still alive bros?

>>20119958
Woah, that retro microwave looks like the perfect answer to my cold diapers problem!

I'm surprised none of the papachel webms I've made were posted.

>>20109613
that looks delicious go eat a peanut butter rice cake you faggot

>>20119958

>>20133760
Looked like onion, chili powder, the thicker dark red sauce is chamoy, the brighter red sauce is hot sauce, the white stuff is just lemon juice, the solid dark fruit looking things were probably saladitos.

>>20127473
You just cant admit your grandpa is a faggot

>>20120705
>>20133098
Newfags get out

>>20139125
dont call me a newfag, newfag

>>20139127
Not knowing the dash-jar = newfag, its not brony only knowledge.

>>20130444
It has no brain and doesn't feel pain.

>>20130332
Wait what's wrong with this

>>20140083
i already knew about this almost a decade ago and im not young enough to be proud of this
and considering that all sort of normalfaggots know about it i wouldnt be surprised if you were post 2016 newfag

more vids please

>>20137327
kek jack no