/ck/ - Food & Cooking

crab...extract? what are you doing to those poor crabs...

>>20112583
set a home alone style booby trap at your front door then stop paying your bills

>>20112595
Yeah, gonna go ahead and recommend this as well. Post the results you YouTube and you'll be rich & famous almost instantly.

>>20112583
got any trains?
make a bunch of imitation crab meat

>>20112598
I'm asking for recipes. I don't want to just chug it down like a madman.

>>20112598
my uncle is trains
very hard job

>>20112612
sarjeep you bloody basterd bitch fuk you. no fuk u.

>>20112589

>>20112612
No he said trains not trans

>>20112595
>>20112597
we reddit now!

>>20112639
God I wish that was me.

>>20112583
I have no clue what crab extract would taste like but maybe you could make a sweet & savory sauce like oyster sauce

>>20112583
make crab soda

>>20112583
Go to your friends houses and put it in all their food

>>20112589
>asking for a friend

You could make a ton of seafood stock and sell it to people

>>20112639
Poor crabbos. Can't they fucking establish a safe procedure and safe amount of blood to extract?

>>20112583
How?

>>20112867
>Being this new

Make strawberry crab milkshakes.

>>20113428
And keep sucking their blood forever while barely keeping them alive in cages? You really think that's better?

>>20114546
No you fucking retard. Then release them. God you're probably a vegan or something. You morons are insufferable.

>>20114644
>A. suck all the blood out of a crab and discard it
>B. capture 100 crabs, take a little of their blood and return them underwater
Can you not imagine how much extra work that would entail? Whatever they are producing would skyrocket in price.
You sound like one of those stupid communists that think that everyone should be able to work 4 hours a day and smoke weed and it would not have any impact on the prices or availability of goods.

>>20112583
Do you live near a bunch of gulls? You could get up to a great deal of no good if so.

>>20112583

put it in your curtain rods when you move out

it takes a crane to remove them

>>20113428
>>20114644
>>20115164
>B. capture 100 crabs, take a little of their blood and return them underwater
But that's exactly what they do

>>20112583
how?

A seafood enema is for occasions such as this. Inserve it hokg8nt.

>>20112583
make a crab loaf or craburger paddies

Vim! Captain's Blend

>>20112583
I mean, who usually buys this stuff and what do they do with it?

>>20115164
And when the crabs go extinct and we have no other way to obtain their blood which is invaluable in medical applications? You have a double digit IQ, you should not only stay quieter but preferably never speak at all.

>>20112583
Using it as stock for either a cajun or low country boil. Might want to dilute so it isn’t too crabby.

>>20115410
>when the crabs go extinct
Nice headcanon. Go back to living in your fantasy world while adults actually have to go work and buy things at affordable prices.

>>20115409
Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to.

>>20115803

>>20112583
what ABV is crab 'stract?

>>20115808
It's because OP turned them into crab extract wasn't it?

feed it to pet crabs so they become concentrated crabs

>>20115813
I'm just saying, billions of crabs go missing and shortly thereafter this dude turns up with gallons of crab extract. He probably isn't working alone, probably part of some large international crab-juicing cartel.

>>20115830
>Crab-juicing

7419 Shore Crab Extract is a crab fond made from raw material of Shore Crab (Carcunus maenas). The boiling juice is concentrated and added salt. Only selected first class raw materials are used. Shore Crab Extract is manufactured under strict process control. 7419 shore crab extract is thin liquid of around 45% moisture, comprising of multiple shades of brown in colour, complemented by a strong natural taste of crab meat and a mild but characteristic shellfish odour.

7419 Shore crab extract comprises of 23% crude protein, 1% crude lipid (fat) and 10% salt. However, much like most other marine resources, may be subject to negligible variation in nutritional profile, the range of which is in the accompanied full product specification. Supplied in 12Kg plastic containers, 7419 Shorecrab extract has a best before shelf life of 24 months from production when kept in cool dry conditions.

In production of 7419 Shore crab extract, raw materials undergo processing in a manner that preserves the nutritional qualities and sensory characteristics of crab. These include the flavour whilst providing an extended shelf life and re-assured food safety.

>>20112583
buy a genuine israeli made sodastream and combine it with carbonated water for a delicious drink

>>20112583
Drink it

How do they kill the crabs to extract the crab extract?
Is there like a photo tutorial on how to kill a crab or something?

>>20112639
this kills (roughly 30% of) the crab(s)

>>20112583
how is the consistency? is it watery or thick. i think i would turn it into crabsauce. like fishsauce.

>>20112583
Proofs?
Chug a pint!
Cram that shit.

>>20113080
Break out the Crab Soda, lemme get to know ya...

>>20115808

>>20115813
You beta be joking.

>>20115968
crab it

>>20113080
only kal kalash

>>20112583
You could buy bulk cans of crab meat and make bulk cream of crab soups or crab bisque.

>>20115978

>>20115936
Boil then press, like through a giant sieve.

>>20112598
no gay stuff tho

>>20115936
delta P