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/ck/ Webm thread

Spaghetti edition

>> No.20107641

>>20107594
Niggers complain about why pepo don season dey foo then post shit like this.

>> No.20107645

>>20107594
that fucking feta bake shit is the most disgusting tasteless shit to come out of social media

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>>20107641
Bro, if you’re not putting 4 tablespoons of Tony’s, laurys, and old bay each in your food on top of a heaping mound of onion powder and garlic powder (even though they come in the premixed seasonings like Tony’s and Old Bay) then you’re not cooking real food. Don’t forget to wash your chicken yt

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>> No.20107766

>>20107641
They don’t understand how to use fresh ingredients.

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>> No.20108083

>>20107772
Her entire "daily routine" is pressing a button to make iced coffee while shaking her tits side to side?
What kind of bullshit attention whoring is going on here?

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>> No.20108092

>>20107751
This nigga eatin bees

>> No.20108094
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>> No.20108098

>>20108083
ThotThot is purely for attention.

>> No.20108109

>>20107789
What would be the reason for a couple to eat in the car together instead of say, eating in the restaurant or taking it home?

>> No.20108114

>>20108109
Listening to the radio

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>> No.20108155

>>20108086
I cant make fun of this. why the fuck did you post this you fucking idiot

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>>20107594
Thanks, I hate every single thing about it.

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>>20108152
Literally me

>> No.20108388

>>20108114
Do you not own a single device capable of accessing the radio?

>> No.20108405

>>20107594
Looks good. What do ******** find offensive?

>> No.20108411

>>20108092

>>20108115

kekked

>> No.20108430

>>20108096
Who's Coop?

>> No.20108595
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>> No.20108608

>>20108083
Have you never seen a thot before? Have you never heard of social media before?

>> No.20108610

>>20108595
wish the fish was me meat

>> No.20108611

>>20108109
>reason for a couple to eat in the car
They are Americans.

>> No.20108617

>>20107751
Based bee lady. Her family has evolved to ignore bee stings.

>> No.20108620

>>20107772
Culturally appropriating hime cut smdh

>> No.20108707

>>20108095
But you can look at your phone while simultaneously using a normal utensil with your other hand...

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>>20108274
i got a version for you

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>>20108603

>> No.20108762

>>20108603
>ugly mutt obsessed with white people

Many such cases.

>> No.20108781

>>20108096
>insects are traditional food in many parts of the world
So are dogs and horses. Why don't we eat stray dogs too? Also, there are 9 countries in the world that participate in cannibalism, why we don't eat other humans? Meat is meat, doesn't matter where it came from, does it?
Why they make these retarded arguments... at least try to appeal to "muh cow farts heat the Earth" or something.

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>>20108603
>wypipo don season dey ebt purchases

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>>20108722
fucking jej

>> No.20108851

>>20108603
>white people culture
>American "culture"
>Canadian "culture"
I hate bait tiktoks so much it's unreal.

>> No.20108854

>>20108388
I do. It's called a car.

>> No.20108895

>>20108595
Why is sasha grey making a cooking tiktok?
Worse, why is an unrelated woman dressed to look like sasha grey?

>> No.20109185

>>20107740
>generic asian attention hoe n. 1948283813023 with her flat tits being squeezed up with a push up bra
no thanks

>> No.20109206

>>20107789
>jewish
>mexican
they're both just burgers

>> No.20109213

>>20109206
Jew is not a racial title.

>> No.20109227

>>20108595
who is this pure and cute young lady?
she could be my wife

>> No.20109241

>>20109213
It is when they get cornered for being "white"

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>>20109227
I remember someone posting a page from her autobio on /lit/ where she described some dude railing her in the kitchen and the spicerack fell on them and she ended up with paprika in her unmentionables or something like that.
So I guess she's /ck/ related.

>> No.20109250

>>20108430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvoV--Iat2c

>> No.20109254

>>20108092
got me.

>> No.20109325

>>20109185
>flat tits
Get your eyes checked. Clearly, hers are not flat.

>> No.20109332
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>>20108722
>>20108762
>>20108846
>>20108851
He's Mediterranean and is mad that people have pointed out that many cultures/ethnic groups in that area have basically the same cuisine (chickpeas, olive oil, flatbread etc) and this is his way of coping.

>> No.20109339

>>20108083
Anon has never met an Asian woman.

>> No.20109345

>>20109332
>Hey all the food in this same geographical area has some similarities, Ahchkhmehd.
>In response, Ahchkhmehd does a racism but it's okay because he's brown

The simulation is failing.

>> No.20109354

>>20108152
>hungry -> hunger
>angry -> anger
>hangry -> hangryness
Something's not right here...

>> No.20109361

>>20109213
Right, it's an ethnicity, not a race.

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>> No.20109393

>>20109361
It's not an ethnicity either. You're thinking of Khazar or Ashkenazi. Jew is just the title of one who follows the Jewish faith.

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>> No.20109453

>>20109372
Somewhere, Moviebob feels a sense of accomplishment

>> No.20109470

>>20108716
Kek. I cringe too much watching the full one.

>> No.20109514

>>20107594
And she's probably had multiple men ask to marry her

>> No.20109524

>>20108095
Christ

>> No.20109531

>>20108595
she looks dead inside

>> No.20109567

>>20109393
ethno jew
ethnically jewish
they did that to themselves, much like muslims, when they interbred for generations

>> No.20109587

>>20108603
Kek just because this made so many people seethe

>> No.20109627

>>20107740
idgaf what anyone else says she looks like a goddess to me

>> No.20109676

>>20107594
>fresh ingredients
>olive oil
>salt and pepper
>browns the meatballs beforehand
>bakes the tomatoes with garlic and shallot
the haters are retarded.
the presentation might be lacking but i know that tastes good

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>> No.20109847

>>20109813
why
why add fucking sweets and chocolate to nachos with spicy salsa

>> No.20109869

>>20108781
Which 9

>> No.20109932

>>20107759
This some good eatin ngl
>>20108096
I DO NOT WANT TO EAT THE BUGS
>>20108716
lmao she is too based

>> No.20109991

>>20107641
For real though, why do you think about black people so much?

>> No.20110000

>>20107594
There was a point in which this was salvageable
Then she added two blocks of cheese to the tomatoes

>> No.20110014

>>20108095
I want one just because how annoying it would be for other people to watch me use it

>> No.20110034

>>20108096
>Insects take less space to produce
>They can be fed on food waste
>They can make food sustainable
>A lot of that food waste comes from meat
>The ones that doesn't come from meat is fed to animals, animals eat food waste
>Feeding bugs food waste means just feeding them the same food waste you would feed a cow
>This makes it more sustainable
How are people stupid enough to watch this and defend it?

>> No.20110111

>>20108094
let me guess, you need more?

>> No.20110326
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>>20108716
based

>> No.20110398

>>20108430
Swiss supermarket chain. On the high side of the middle class.

>> No.20110457

>>20108274
Niggers.

>> No.20110464

>>20107759
Puke.

>> No.20110466

>>20107772
Ice sealed in a cup? Wasteful society.

>> No.20110627

>>20110457
Wiggers.

>> No.20110649

>>20109991
he just wants some black dick, ignore him

>> No.20110696

>>20110034
You think it's smart to feed literal garbage to a cow? A cow also eats waaaaay more than a cricket.

>> No.20110763

>>20108096
>>20110034
The real problem with eating bugs is that they don't give the same care and attention to it that they do with other crustaceans or insectoids. When you eat shrimp, you have to clean it, de-shell it, remove the digestive tract, and cook it carefully to prevent it becoming rubbery. Lobsters and crabs have to undergo the same. Imagine if you took 100 shrimp, blended them up with the shells and poop tracts still inside, and then expected me to eat them. Half of it would be inedible because of the chitin, and the rest would have fecal contamination.

>> No.20110796

>>20108854
Made me lol

>> No.20110867

>>20110696
feed bugs to chickens

eat chicken and eggs

WOW

>> No.20110878

>>20110867
>industrialized poultry production
>bugs
yeah your retarded

>> No.20110881

>>20108152
Female soyjak irl

>> No.20110883

>>20110878
says the guy eating bugs when he could be eating chicken and eggs with just a bit of patience and foresight

>> No.20110891

>>20107772
I want to eat her ass

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>> No.20110900

>>20107772
Fuck me I want to bust all over those honkers.

>>20107789
Fat bastards

>>20108094
Why is this nigga so red?

>> No.20110904

>>20108716
I love her

>> No.20110905

>>20110883
>says the guy eating bugs
lmao nice try, but you are the only one eating ze bugs

>> No.20110917

>>20109627
that's because you're an incel, she's a 5.5/10 at best

>> No.20110930

>>20107740
would coom on these honkers too

>>20108595
Seems like too much work for such a basic dish.

>>20109332
Brownoids should focus on fixing their 3rd world countries before being rude to the people bringing them out of their gutter.

This thread needs more asian girls with slappable, suckable, fuckable milkers.

>> No.20110949

>>20109332
>He's Mediterranean
I notice that when people use that term it's because they are Syrian or Moroccan or some other shit that nobody likes. I'm sure we'd all love to see him deep fry chickpeas 8 million different ways considering how rich his culinary background must be.

>> No.20110953

>>20109438
>metal fork in teflon pan
>delicately sprinkling spices onto a blob of ground meat that you're going to stir and break up anyway
>putting cooked shrimp into boiling water, guaranteeing that they'll be overcooked
>"seasoning" the water instead of just tossing the cooked shrimp in the seasonings
>serving on top of doritos of all fucking things
>not a single damn vegetable
i'd be mad if i weren't so confused

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>>20107751

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>> No.20111417

>>20110696
how many crickets does it take to create the caloric output of a standard cow?

>> No.20111434

>>20107594
My reaction:
>this just keeps getting worse

>> No.20111448

>>20107740
Nobody even pretends to care about ‘trigger’ whatnot, it’s just ‘would i fuck her or not’

>> No.20111460

>>20111304
This man is cute, I would fuck him. I don’t even care that he hates white people.

>> No.20111481

>>20107772
Wtf i thought asians were flat chester

>> No.20111486

>>20110965
>some to eat

>> No.20111487

>>20108109
It's a California thing. You wouldnt get it

>> No.20111490

>>20108086
The pasta is burned

>> No.20111500

>>20108095
society has fallen

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>>20110878
>your retarded
>your

>> No.20111731

>>20110965
people really ate this moron up?

>> No.20111749

>>20109847
Okay the chocolate part is fucked up but Mexicans traditionally coat sweets with chili powder/chamoy and although it sounds weird it can be really good. I had a piece of Mexican candy once and the bitter heat of the chili powder made the candy taste 10 x sweeter

>> No.20111753

>>20111684
>too easy

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>> No.20112414

>>20112397
You could make a good jumpscare with this. But guys, please don't do this. Let's not scare people.

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>>20107594

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>> No.20112567

>>20110965
I'm glad he demonstrated the cooking process there at the end. People dumb enough to fall for his shit probably need explanations like that.

>> No.20112575

>>20108603
He isn't wrong, americans have no culture lol

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>>20108603

>> No.20112610

>>20112452
someone translate this please.

>> No.20112613

>>20112610
Some 97 year old grandma is running a soba shop by herself

>> No.20112614

>>20112508
:(

>> No.20112637

>>20108095
>sphoon phork
Is it pronounced
>Spoon Pork
or
>Sfoon Fork

>> No.20112652

>>20112637
they didn't really think it through

>> No.20112663

>>20112613
>Would feel like shit forcing her to serve me all hunched over like that and probably in pain
>But probably she either needs the money and appreciates the business, or she is really passionate and loves doing it, so also appreciates the business
Would you break her heart, or her back?

>> No.20112942

>>20110898
l-lewd....

>> No.20112956

In awe at the size of this lad

>> No.20112958

>>20108603
yt pipo btfo

>> No.20112979

>>20109438
>season with obey
Best part

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>> No.20113199

>>20107759
ah yes, homeless but spends more than half his budget on bread alone

>> No.20113206

>>20108083
It's an ad, anon.

>> No.20113222

>>20107789
Jewish people don't know how to bite?

>> No.20113255

>>20109332
caprese is the fucking shit i love it
just slap it together in a minute or two and boom, a dish

>> No.20113273

>>20112532
What a retarded experiment is this? Is he checking if outside cold can freeze cream? What a mongoloid

>> No.20113285

>>20113055
Now post original without that cringe drawn.

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>>20107759
>be too poor to aford food
>still spend 25% of your budget on a sports drink
Poor people deserve to be poor

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>>20113288
>tfw you haven't tasted a sports drink, or anything with corn syrup in it, for almost several years

Going cold turkey was a hell of a trip, but I no longer feel sickly every moment of the day. Not sure how people stomach this stuff daily.

>> No.20113886

>>20107751
heeelleeen

>> No.20113908

>>20113273
no, I think he's just freezing it. not testing whether or not it can freeze outside.

>> No.20113910

>>20113908
disregard that i suck cocks and cant read filenames

>> No.20113916

>>20107594
Honestly wasn't bad until the cheese went in.

>> No.20113934

>>20107772
>$16/month OF
Sorry, not paying for your shit

>> No.20113943

>>20113273
je crois que il est tellement un 'mongoloid'

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>>20112450
i don't get it, what's so racist about a person having preference on bread?

>> No.20114034

>>20114030
That dude is a fag, but that looks delicious. Those sweet potato noodles are good.

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>> No.20114081

>>20107759
Homeless = buying food

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>> No.20114112

>>20110965
Onion...
Fridge...
????

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>> No.20114165

>>20107759
How is that cheetos mac and cheese? my sister bought me some (I am not American) as a meme gift as I like mac and cheese.

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>> No.20114321

>>20112587
I don't know why this stupid shit made me laugh.

>> No.20114352

>>20112587
kek

>> No.20114365

>>20114067
do italians really

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>>20113285

>> No.20114377

>>20112663
At that age the work is likely what is keeping her alive. Once you hit 85+ all you have is either a duty or spite.
I'd have her noodles, fuck it why not. Probably decent.

>> No.20114383

>>20114373
What did italians eat before the stole tomatoes, corn, and pasta through colonialism

>> No.20114385

>>20113055
that video really put into prospective how bad that ad is

>> No.20114399 [DELETED] 

>>20109991
As if white people don't have an eternal rent voucher for your heads. Everyone hates niggers and are easily reminded of it. Because niggers are forced down our throats in school, on TV, etc.
We just want left alone. We'd be happy to never see or hear from you again. Trust me

>> No.20114408

>>20112452
shes cute! cute!

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>> No.20114443

>>20114088
so people who eat like this, just a big muckbanging fuckfest thats like 7000000000 calories, do they go home and purge it all afterwards? thats the only way they would be able to keep in shape after, right? like, realistically, if you kept eating like this but let your body actually digest and absorb it youd look like that nikacado guy does, right?

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>> No.20114479

>>20114385
>that video really put into prospective how bad that ad is
To be fair, the only people that ended up homeless during the pandemic were those filthy fascist nazi trump supporters that wouldn't get the vaccine, so fuck them. Fuck those trump supporters. I don't even care if the science supports the use of covid-19 vaccines. I fucking hate trump supporters because they are all baskets of deplorable.

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i want noodles

>> No.20114587

>>20110965
He's not wrong. Men waste their time cooking and then get with women who can't cook. So she doesn't work, can't cook and now wastes your money on takeout.

>> No.20114594

>>20114443
If you live an active lifestyle and just fast you can eat all of this. People end up like Nikocado because they sit on their ass all day and eat.

When I was at peak fitness burning every calory I ate, I ate pounds of food.

>> No.20114598

>>20113255
I can slap a sandwich together faster than that

>> No.20114601

>>20113273
You're such a fucking retard.

>> No.20114611

>>20114067
my god the moggening at 0:16

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>>20108115
Fuck Turkish ice cream carts.

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>>20108115

>> No.20114632

>>20114536
Yeah and I want to be her toilet

>> No.20114637

>>20108152
>enjoying your meal
>some stupid cunt with her tits out sets up a camera pointing it right in your general direction
>is acting like a fucking retard
>I disapprove
How is it that people focus on the bitch in the back making her the bad guy?

>> No.20114665

>>20114030
whats that green shit

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>>20107772
>oh wow she's cu-
>does onlyfans

>> No.20114680

>>20114459
Damn that's good. What's her channel name?

>> No.20114686

>>20108603
I find it funny only because it reminds me of a conversation at a company birthday party. The boss's special-needs daughter was really proud because that day she'd been helping her grandma in the kitchen and had made soup.
I asked if she did it from scratch or if it was from the can.
It was from the can.

>> No.20114690

>>20107751
Are you allowed to post cannibalism?

>> No.20114697

>>20114674
>cute
Bro your yellow fever is out of control.

>> No.20114705

>>20114697
It's not his fault that the average asian girl is better looking than the fat black, white and latina ones here in Burgerland.

>> No.20114707

>>20114479
weak bait

>> No.20114719

>>20114705
That's because burgers are mutts, they're blood is tainted. Go to any homogeneous european country not infested with nafris (eastern europe) and all the women look fine as fuck

>> No.20114732

>>20114705
Don't deflect the fact that bitch is either surgically enhanced or covered in makeup to change her features with muh 'merica.
She is not an average looking Asian girl.
A real average looking pretty Asian girl would blow her fake ass the fuck out.

>> No.20114875

>>20114637
i heard the spaz in the front got all defensive about it too and sicked her schizo followers on her, doxxing her and crap. id ask "how insecure do you have to be..?" blah blah blah, but then i remember she was the one posted this to start off with and it pretty much answers itself

>> No.20114885

>>20114732
thinking about the makeup, i saw a neat little video a while back about some of these asian influencers. when they do their makeup, they literally look like clowns, just smears of toner and junk with no attempt at blending, but once they get processed through an app it completely changes their face. the makeup is applied in such a way to satisfy the bot on their phone. i honestly think, with consumer culture and social media, that clown look is going to be the future of the "standard" look, like in another decade

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>>20113695

my mom made a glaze for a ham during christmas, and I tasted a sip after like 5 years clean off soda, and it was INCREDIBLE how good and perfect and sweet it was , I can really understand how people drink it constantly all day

>> No.20115039

>>20114459
the death of the crab holds the noodles

>> No.20115069

>>20110898
is this fat fuck finally dead?

>> No.20115070

>>20114165
its vile.

>> No.20115096

>>20114165
it's literally a prank, bro

>> No.20115099

>>20115069
He had another 3 heart attacks, I think. Still holding strong, though.

>> No.20115126

>>20114067
Does food insider hire a single non-alien host?

>> No.20115154

I found her OF leaks and they're nothing special, no nipple or anything's

>> No.20115159

>>20115154
was supposed to reply to this
>>20107772

>> No.20115165

>>20115018
2 phones and two SIM cards? What was the first package?

>> No.20115184

>>20107594
Reminder that black people do not consider spaghetti a main course, but actually a side dish, meant to be served with fried catfish.

>> No.20115217

>>20114030
>vegetables cooked too little
>meat cooked just enough to be tough
>doesn't even develop a fond in his steel pan
>nothing seasoned except some shitty lazy sauce at the end
>everything cooked separate so it's cold and gross by the time you actually get to eat
when even the faggots can't cook anymore you know zoomies are doomed

>> No.20115219

>>20109676
you forgot where she added

two packs of cheese, probably around 20 servings of cheese, to a meal that feeds maybe 3

and then grated more cheese over the top

>> No.20115304

>>20112610
She is teaching how to cook local stray cats

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>> No.20115319

>>20114665
Bok choy

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>>20114067
Thats fucking disgusting

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>>20115099
It's that Sicilian/North Italian blood. His mom was fat as a cow and survived 3 strokes. Jack actually believes strokes are genetic. They aren't, but the ability to recover is. He should have died from both his 2011 and 2023 strokes, given how bad they were. He's too powerful.

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>>20114088
People who put marshmallows on sweet potatoes deserve to be castrated and anally raped in public

>> No.20115337

>>20115306
PIZZA-SNIFFIN'
SALAD-DODGIN'

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>>20115337
I use Jack as proof that California is not sending their best even when the people who leave vote Republican. Jack hates every part of the South other than its tradition of gluttony as a "culture." The man moved to Tennessee because of its tourist traps ffs.

>> No.20115363

>>20114147
now THIS is a cookout

>> No.20115369

>>20107759
in case anyone doesn't know, the kid is homeless, but his mom works and they both live out of the car

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>>20115369
A car is not a home. Americans are so broken as a people that we will use our land and unending prosperity to grow poison in the form of corn or soybean instead of give people like this affordable housing. Oh but don't worry, his mom makes $10 an hour at a Dollar General and lives in a 2000 Honda Accord with her teenage son. What a sad state of affairs.

>> No.20115397

>>20115328
I think that's sour cream, like any regular baked potato, not marshmallow

>> No.20115457

>>20114611
chick on the left looks like seinfeld lmao

>> No.20115556

>>20114536
This has to be fake

>> No.20115564

>>20115397
you think wrong
it's sugar, cinnamon, and fake vanilla extract

>> No.20115582

>>20114479
I agree. We should get rid of all the homeless people because they are trump supporters.

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>> No.20115626

>>20108092
lol

>> No.20115629

>>20115381
Maybe you should have been born into a family that's lived here for a few generations instead of smuggling yourself over the border in a box truck and expecting to be given a house and a nissan rogue for free

>> No.20115642

>>20108847
>not my problem

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>> No.20115662

>>20107594
>Whole tomatoes and not even crushing them
Lazy hoe.

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>> No.20115667

>>20107759
>Homeless
>Cook meals for 3.37 dollaridos
Oh man I could make a decent meal for half. I can see why this idiot is homeless.

>> No.20115668

>>20114594
>>20114443
it depends on the gender :)

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>>20115664

>> No.20115672

>>20115667
Oh yeah? Like what?

>> No.20115677

>>20112450
Cow shit or cow piss?

>> No.20115684

>>20108603
>Adding water to the pre-made soup
Dumb poojeet nigger.

>> No.20115693

>>20110953
I liked the part when it was more cheese than meat.

>> No.20115695

>>20112394
>Push the bread so it looks like it's taking a shit
Delicious ad.

>> No.20115706

>>20114028
So fucking sloppy, spilling and spreading egg everywhere.

>> No.20115709

>>20114030
>Big ass spoon of salt after adding soy

>> No.20115715

>>20115397
It says sugar on the bag, nigger.

>> No.20115716

>>20115217
It's supposed to be cold.

>> No.20115720

>>20114536
>Prepping for her next puke fetish AVN

>> No.20115721

>>20115709
i think that was sugar

>> No.20115723

>>20115614
Jej

>> No.20115725

>>20115672
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyttipanna

>> No.20115727

>>20113934
checked out the usual spots, looks like she never shows her tits

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>>20115721
You are probably right. I rarely use refined sugar when cooking so I thought it was salt.

>> No.20115733

>>20114443
Partially genetics and lifestyle. 5'3 and 103lbs here and I can eat a fuck ton of food but I also exercise a lot and was born with a stupidly high metabolism. If you're a bum who sits around all day youre going to retain the weight.

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>>20115659
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.20115737

>>20115556
That's just what she does. https://www.youtube.com/@ogoseaya

>> No.20115745

>>20115731
AWWWW DAMN, BUNCHA FUCKIN MAYONNAISE

>> No.20115833

>>20115556
nah she has the disease where her body only absorbs 5 or 10% of the calories she eats.
she has to eat 8~10k kcal a day just to not die.
most of it passes right through here undigested.
another similar japanese girl with this condition got an xray and catscan after eating 30 bigmacs and you can see them inside her, its pretty gross.

>> No.20115850

>>20114637
Chick in the back is based, wdym

>> No.20115852

>>20115219
what's wrong with cheese?ryn4

>> No.20115875

>>20115351
There's no light in his eyes. Just soulless and empty. A true NPC

>> No.20115880

>>20115614
She's hotter than I remember

>> No.20115881

>>20115656
would

>> No.20115885

>>20110965
Uhhh how the fuck do we respond?

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>>20108092
KEK!

>> No.20115933

>>20112397
Amy Schumer really just let herself go

>> No.20115954

>>20111749
>chocolate is the problem
Chocolate and chili pepper is a mole sauce.

>> No.20115964

>>20114383
>google this question for me

>> No.20115970

>>20115833
It doesnt matter if she absorbs it or not. The human stomach simply isnt that large.

>> No.20116185

>>20110878
apparently there's enough bugs to feed the human population so why not feed the bugs to chickens instead? btw eating bugs increases your risk of multiple types of cancer because the human body can't process chitin very well... unlike chickens

>> No.20116249

>>20110965
Imagine taking advice from a bald grifter who got pinched for human trafficking
I'll enjoy cooking and not being under house arrest kek

>> No.20116305

>>20113285
That is the original video. Unless you're talking about that shitty GrubHub ad.

>> No.20116312

>>20114147
Fuckin based. Everything looks good

>> No.20116321

>>20111304
The cope

>> No.20116347

>>20114479
This is bait that maybe would've been slightly effective six years ago. As of right now it's just sad.

>> No.20116359

>>20115833
Heh, y-yeah. That would be so gross! Do you have a link for us so we know what not to do?

>> No.20116362

>>20114536
Asian bitches have a reckoning coming, I swear. Can't be doing shit like this for years and expect the body to stay thin

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>>20115736

>> No.20116383

>>20109847
Mole is a spicy sauce they make that uses chocolate and peppers, I doubt chocolate chips would go well with the nachos, but that's probably the thought process. The gummy worms are inexcusable

>> No.20116385

>>20116185
Uhhhh DON'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS OK?? Don't eat the heckin' chickenrinos ok they think and feel just like you and me ok? THEY JUST DO, OK??

>> No.20116408

>>20108094
this guy has a cooking school where he essentially teaches rich californians to cook pagpag. he waits until they taste the food they made and then tell them how he sourced the ingredients. i remember he goes around the beach looking in trashcans for bottles of wine with a bit left and proceeds to empty them out in some ghetto rigged container. the whole series is wild, i really like the one with the nigger that cooks lasagne in her dishwasher

>> No.20116443

>>20112575
i learned how to make the best chicken soup i have ever tasted from an american woman that looked like a stereotypical Karen. it used no other seasoning than salt, pepper, bayleaf and parsley. the rest of the taste came from the ingredients. subtle flavours. exquisite i would almost say.

>> No.20116449

>>20107740
She's sexy but 2nd gen, Asian American bitches are the worst sociopaths only rivaled by their pajeeta counterparts. I'd rather go straight to the source and get one from there

>> No.20116453

>>20107759
Cuisine: Traditional Nogslop

>> No.20116465

>>20108152
>Girl in the back
I wish she was my gf, she's perfect

>> No.20116475

>>20114030
its interesting how you can visibly see autism in some people. I don't mean that as a slur, I mean there are indicators in facial muscle movement

>> No.20116477

>>20109813
show me ONE nation who isnt white or asian that is known for civilized non sloppa food. its insane
>india
disgusting cholera curry
>mexico
sloppa with maize pancake
>basicly entirety of south america
beans n rice sloppa
>sub sahara africa
kasava/yam sloppa
>ethiopia
trypophobia pancake with 5 kinds of diarrhea sloppa
>north africa
lamb sloppa with fruits
>middle east
chickpea sloppa with lots of onion
>etc. etc. etc.

>> No.20116481

>>20115381
Why should we just "give" someone a house? Other people have to pay for their houses. What makes that person so special that they need to be "given" a house?

>> No.20116483

>>20110965
fuck this guys such a good troll, EVERYONE falls for his shit

>> No.20116491

>>20116475
i thought of greta thunberg before i read your comment lol

>> No.20116500

>>20108595
Wholesome wife material.

>> No.20116501

>>20114067
>the melting pot of food!

>> No.20116510

>>20116481
Nobody is saying that, you brainwashed moron. Real estate is treated like an investment and there is market fixing all over the place to ensure the cost spirals out of control. It's happening all over the world. This is not a result of the free market that I'm sure you revere, but obvious fixing of the market. Housing will never again exist as a free market and governments are too financially incentivized not to put controls on it.

>> No.20116528

>>20114459
this whole concept seems like something that would anger the gods

>> No.20116544

>>20116510
>Nobody's saying that
I quote from that post
>we will use our land and unending prosperity to grow poison in the form of corn or soybean instead of give people like this affordable housing.
So yes, someone literally is saying that, you fucking idiot. And don't act like I don't know how Blackrock and other firms are buying up shitloads of single family homes, even entire neighborhoods. That's the opposite problem; an entity buying up real estate when there's not a lot of quantity in the market and they're buying it for reasons not said.
It's not just market fixing, it's a lack of inventory. You can only build homes so quickly. Material prices are high and the supply lines still haven't fully caught up to pre pandemic operative levels.
Don't deflect shitty opinions by pivoting to a different angle.

>> No.20116564

>>20114383
GPT Chat is two blocks down

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>>20115614

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>>20116544
>instead of give people like this affordable housing.
affordable = free?

>> No.20116665

>>20109372
Thats an average amount of food, I'd say?

>> No.20116670

>>20115731
this is one of the best webms ever made

>> No.20116674

>>20115731
I think i found myself a new fetish. He's cute.

>> No.20116675

>>20116665
no, that's definitely more food than one person should eat in one sitting. it's enough for 3-4 people, or 2 very hungry people, but if you eat all that alone, you're probably morbidly obese.

>> No.20116713

>>20108595
I love how after being in the industry and during whats arguably peak thot degeneration, Sasha still looks great and is just a lowkey gaming streamer who doesn't even do OF or sexually charged content. Kinda cool desu.

>> No.20116929

>>20114067
Mamma mia!

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>>20114067

>> No.20116976

>>20113288
Checked. Last week I was behind a lady at the checkout line that had to put stuff back cause her groceries were like $70 and she only had $50 to her name (tried to guilt trip the cashier who just didn't care)
She had three massive jugs of Powerade on the conveyor that she kept though. It confused the hell out of me, cause it was at least $10 and it was just sugary drank. If she was spending that on booze or cigs, it'd make more sense to me desu

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>>20107685
Imagine being so terminally online you stop using powdered spices altogether because /pol/ told you so.

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>>20113288
Even if they bought a powerade every day that'd only be around $23.70 per month.

>> No.20117002

>>20115306
Jack is a gem of the cooking world and for all the wrong reasons.

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>>20115397
IDK what the other 2 posters are on about, but in the Outback FicFuk, it sure as hell is

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>>20108092

>> No.20117167

>>20110965
Yeah but I've never been outwitted by a Swedish autistic girl and gone to prison over it.

>> No.20117258

>>20116980
>can't differentiate between moderation of certain ingredients vs just dousing it in everything because more seasoning = more better
nigger detected

>> No.20117289

>>20115833
Are you confusing her with Kinoshita Yuka?

>> No.20117437

>>20108152
I remember where I saw this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8yF_jnThQg

>> No.20117454

>>20115727
16 bucks a month and no titty fucking videos, the people who subscribe must be absolute betas.

>> No.20117470

>>20116940
childless yenta

>> No.20117518

>>20116674
That's King Ass Ripper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfE-5c5iz4E

>> No.20117566

>>20108847
one time my friend who was a chef had seen this trick (with fewer ice cubes) at his work so he showed me it at home when we were deep frying
our cubes were kind of flaky and slushy i guess because they instantly steamed and the oil shot up out of the pan like a geyser and went all over the kitchen, pretty lucky no one got hurt

>> No.20117617

>>20117518
AWWWW SHIT FARTIN ON MY ROOMATE'S DOOR HAHA

>> No.20117626

>>20117566
What trick, they just spilled the fucking oil all over?

>> No.20117641

>>20117626
yeah so that one went wrong, because he used too many ice cubes, so there's more steam and it's slower because the ice takes away more heat from the oil
if you put one or two ice cubes in there they melt and turn to steam quickly and the oil bubbles up a bit, it's nothing crazy but it does look cool

>> No.20117654

>>20117641
you can make bubbles with tap water and a straw, retard, no need to fuck up your kitchen