/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20096398
That’s how women look at me when I bust while putting the condom on

>>20096402
Haha nice

>>20096402
Women don't look at you

>>20096402
I thought women liked a sensitive guy

>>20096886
I don’t think about women at all

>>20096398
>>20096854
>everything reminds me of him

>>20096398
>that thousand-slice stare
BUILT for BIG CHICAGO PIZZA

>>20096402

>>20096398
>served tomato casserole
It’s also full of cheese and sausage dummy. Call it a tomato, cheese, and sausage casserole but don’t call it merely a tomato casserole

>>20097112
when did youtube become pure cancer bros?

>>20096398
I ordered one of these once. It wasn't bad but it also wasn't good enough to eat again.

>>20097120
Toddlers learned how to access it before learning how to speak and yt algorythms started promoting these kinds of clickbait videos because they generate more ads.

>>20096398
She doesn't look very enthused...

>>20097185
She mustn't have noticed there's a camera pointed at her.

>>20097112
Call it whatever you want, it will never be enjoyed by thin women.

>>20097234
>it will never be enjoyed by thin women
I ain’t want’em thin. Beef up woman.

>>20097234
A pile of cheese won't be enjoyed by a woman? Have you ever spent time with a woman?

>>20097252
You're missing a key word from his post.

>>20097249
Even this is at least 50lb too small but we're making progress

>>20097260
Order more pizza.

>>20097277
absolutely american.

>>20097249
based

>>20097277
What a luxury it is to kill yourself with food

>>20097249
Based, the fatter the women the better.
Look at this video :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxjGH2H_4Uo
>>20097182
This
>>20097112
This too
>>20096886
Nah, all of them prefer toxicChads until he actually abuses him and only comes to the sensitive guy for money and emotional tamponing.
>>20097112
Make his mouth very wide and make sure it's equally as wide as his gf's asshole

>>20097309

It's always so crazy whenever you actually think about it.
In so many places of this world you have people who worry about how to get their next meal - and then you have hambeasts whose body would have enough energy stored for a year already but still eat (and feel like HAVING to eat) enough food to satisfy that other people's whole family daily.
Better not to think about all that injustice of which it is only pure luck in the birth lottery that you and me are on the other side. That really drags down the mood...

>tards keep claiming fat and cheese is healthy because muh trad larp
>just eat steaks, butter, and fatty milk every single day bro
>Nevermind the fact that most healthy people in the world eat low fat fish, noodles, rice and veggies with only red meat occasionally in small portions.

>>20097590
I'm old enough to remember the generation that actually ate like that. Fucking heart disease. I had uncles and shit just kill over in their 50s. My dad had his first heart attack in his early 30s.

>>20097590
keep eating gruel and leaves you slave

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>>20096398
I'd smear pizza sauce over her anus and lick it all off

>>20096402
kek

Don't forget the shitty dough

>>20097249
Why isn't this fat bitch wearing any pants? If she braps it's gonna get on the food

>>20097120
When india got internet access

>>20096398
thats a man!

>>20099033
>If she braps it's gonna get on the food
my wiener can only get so hard anon

>>20097601
Vax status?

what does this taste like? Lasagna?

>>20096979
eyy papapoob

>>20097249
I want one that starts off thin and then I feed her daily and she gets fat

>>20096398
I'd make the same face. Just give me a classic NY slice.

>>20100792
that's a dude

>>20101202
Perfect. I know how to give dudes the best orgasms.

>>20101202
Even better :^)

>>20096886
in the 90s sure
the "new age sensitive guy" meme was slang for "i want that one ripped chad from Boy Band #413

>>20096886
>I thought women liked a sensitive guy
ONLY if you look like a young James Dean or a young Johnny Depp! Otherwise you are just some whiny crybaby, they don’t want anything to do with that, they get enough of that with their female friends, they want a man to be a stoic man, a protector, a fixer, a provider, etc…

The way she looks at you: >>20096398
The way she looks at the guy she tells you not to worry about: >>20096398

>>20101498
Boy band members weren't ripped, just lean with some muscle at best, most of them were skinny or skelly. In fact you'll notice a complete lack of muscular dudes among the top musicians women wanted to have sex with.

>>20096886
>I thought women liked a sensitive guy
You have no idea what women want do you?

>>20101552
Women want only one thing, and it's pizza.

>>20102372
That's how women look at me when I bust while putting the condom on

>>20101543
yeah that's the physique you get if you lift hard and don't take steroids

you're not going to like what guys look like when they do neither

>>20096842
yes they do, theyre paid to look at him

>>20097120
About 2006

>>20097120
people think they have to chase algorithm, but algorithm adapts to popular videos, not popular videos adapting to algorithm. its a game of fakeness and falsities with nobody winning.

What are the best toppings for bulking?

>>20097234
thin women love cheese, i dated 2 modles and they both had whole cheese drawer

>>20102496
Newsflash
Fat chicks dig cheese, too

>>20102496
>modles
Retard.

>>20102471
He's an architect.

>>20102471
kek

>>20102471
Perogies

>>20097723
YOU WANT PIZZAPITS???

>>20097590
You're leaving out the part where those "trad" people didn't work in cubicles sitting on their ass after the industrial revolution. People during those times worked the fields and did everything by hand with back breaking work that people today would probably find inhumane with their conveniences. Hell some of you people can't even be bothered to drive outside to pickup your already made food so you pay some illegal immigrant to pick up the food and deliver it to you. Put that into perspective. So if you're going to be doing intense physical labor day in day out of course you're going to go for calorie/fat dense foods. It's the same way all the know nothings shit on the athletes chowing down on load of Mcdonalds during the Olympics and make fun of them like total midwits. They NEED those calories, you don't. But please pretend you're some health guru on the internet and pretend everyone lives off of some South East Asian diet meme.

>t. Spaniard farm boy who grew up with "real" Med diet and know you're full of shit

>>20097601
The first documented heart attack happened around 6 months after the first hydrogenated oils hit the shelves.

>>20102736
This is...a lie

>>20096398
>Got a gift card for BJ's
>Order deep dish pizza.
>Get thick crust pizza.
I hate these types of restaurants.

>>20096398
No one on the fucking planet goes into a pizza joint and orders The Mystery Box. You were served exactly what you ordered, dipshit.

womyn loev pizza

>>20096398
One is an ingredient
The other is a product

>>20096916
Top kek

>>20096854
This will always be my favorite photo on the Internet.

>>20102386
Don’t steal my posts. This is your first and only warning.

>>20103757
that pizza don't look right

>>20096402
That's how my wife looked at me when I came inside another women's ass while she watched.

should i get a pizza thats pepperoni, mushroom and anchovy or is that too much

>>20104749
humina humina YOWZA woop woop woop awoooooooo

>>20104193
Who is she, anyway? Looks a lot like Tay-Tay.

>>20104883
Her name's Melissa and I took that photo in the year 2006. She is now a mid 30s single mom with 3 kids from 2 separate men.

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>>20103784
>>20104398
>>20104749
shalom

Imagine her cheesy craps..

>>20103747
Is it really this easy?

>>20104749
sounds delicious

>>20096398
>go do dominos.com
>add pizza to chart
>get to check out
>comes out to $35

why the fuck is a dominos pizza $35 for delivery?

>>20096398
First when I looked at this I wondered why he wasn't just pulling up the next slice along, then it hit me. If he took the next slice along, as he lifted the slice up it would only be pulled down on one side by the adjacent slice, potentially resulting in the slice breaking, being uneven, and so on. But by pulling out that particular slice it was being pulled down on both sides, making the slice come out evenly. He can repeat this two more times, and is then left with single slices which won't be pulled down on any sides so will be fine to lift.

>>20097590
Watch survival shows and you'll see their first priority is trapping/hunting animals, not finding fucking forage. And it's almost entirely animal fat that they're after (one show about surviving Canada's wilderness had a guy outlast his competition because he ate fatty fish and moose instead of trapping rabbits and squirrels-- when a wolverine raided his stash it almost exclusively ate the fat).

But like >>20102728 said, high fat/protein is optimal for a lifestyle of hard labor, aka not 99% of the US workforce. Better off with a varied diet if you're sedentary.

>>20099033
>>20099252
this please stop anon i am trying not to coom

>>20106420
Reminds me something I read a few years ago about some Australia abos being let free into the wilderness to live as they would had whitie not given them petrol to drink, and it was noted that when they hunted animals (mostly kangaroos), they'd always go after the fatter ones and prioritised eating the fat. It sorta makes sense from a survival standpoint as meat spoils REALLY fast as far as humans are concerned and fat gives you the most bang for your buck when it comes to raw energy.

>>20106378
...
what the fuck
science is so cool

>>20106427
Shut the fuck up about science you religious faggot, I just saw him doing something that made no sense to me and wondered what sense he could be seeing in it.

>>20106378
Actually, he can only do it one more time. Then he's left with two solitary slices and two connected slices.

>>20106430
i'm not religious you fat fuck

>>20106438
If I wasn't on this dogshit Thinkpad X200 I'd draw over the slices. I think you're missing one. There's 5 in the big wad at the bottom. It makes sense that there'd be 8 overall as that's easier to cut than the 7 you're proposing. An even number of slices would always create a situation where you can do this.

>>20106440
Your immediate response to an explanation of something you didn't understand was to attribute it to "science". Science is your religion whether you realise it or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s

This is you.

>>20106442
You sound like a science fan.

>>20106447
this is verifiably not me

>>20106610
Post verification.

>>20096398
These "pizzas" are nasty. The sauce sewers the crust, its like raw dough.

>>20104914
>She is now a mid 30s single mom with 3 kids from 2 separate men.
The west has fallen

>>20096398
Imagine her with short hair, looks like a teenage boy.

>>20102471
Consider it a teardown; a new foundation for his next project.

>>20104914
>3 kids from 2 separate men
Please tell me they're 3 mulatto kids

>>20107363
Yeah. I need a good crispy crust to break through. mmmmm love to feel that crust as it crackles and breaks.

>>20104965
you mean the constipated pipe thumpers that makes her hole noot noot afterwards?

>>20097249
>>20099033
>the brap starts inside before escaping

>>20096402
Next time they look at you like that, tell them you did it because the condom was hotter than them.

>>20096886
That's code for "akshully I like to be fucked like a whore from behind while he pins me down shoves my face into the pillow"

>>20099033
And the problem is?

>>20106706
would a science guy post THIS!?

>>20109489

>>20096854
i'd be shocked too if i was a woman and my fat troglodyte husband was slam dogging a jumbo family sized large double cheese pizza and didn't give me a slice

>thread about food
>everyone talks about women
men are truly mentally ill

>>20096398
she is highly skeptical about the quality of that obviously delicious pizza

>>20103757
that ...pizza.... theres something...... different about it

>>20097249
Nasty

>>20111250
Photoshopped pizza is probably better than New York pizza

DAILY
YUROPOOR
OBSESSION
THREAD

>>20097249
Would

>>20096398
I could go for some tomato casserole, to be quite honest.

A casserole by any other name tastes as sweet

>>20111347
did you know that pizza is often referred to as pizza pie because, originally, the word “pizza” meant nothing in North America. So Italian immigrants initially labeled it as TOMATO PIE. Pies can be thick or thin, so long as they are round. A pizza, therefore, can be as thick as it wants to be. It is first, and foremost, a tomato pie. “Pizza” is just a foreign word used to refer to tomato pie.

>>20111371
Did you know you're a fucking faggot?

>>20111371
Lots of words to say you're a faggot

>>20104732
why would this happen anon. did you get divorced after

>>20112220
>>20112545
Easy there breeder..there's no need to be upset over the superiority of the more evolved sexual preference. Somebody you'll understand my dude.

>>20096402

>>20096854

>>20096854
>>20096398
These two pictures show the degeneration of women after the proliferation of social media. In the old picture, the girl actually has functioning dopamine receptors. She can go outside and experience emotions like amazement from the cheese. In the new picture, the girl is full of Botox and is incapable of human emotions because she's completely burnt out, blown out, and ruined.

>>20097112
Much like trying to get an authentic pizza from Little Caesar's, most places will serve you partially cooked tomato sauce in a wall of bread. You can absolutely forget about sausage, or enough cheese to solidify that mess.

>>20112991
Touch grass you fucking incel

>>20113269
No

Another seething New York faggot. Deep dish utterly mogs new york pizza, just blows that cheap garbage right out the water.

>>20097112
I've seen her naked..

>>20096402
I'm guessing that's a true story. My current gf has a huge pussy and I can bang it around for hours. A tight one and I have to do long division in my head to keep from going prematurely

>>20097112
...is that Lana Rhodes?

>>20096398
is that bella rose?

Force feed her the entire pizza haha

Only deep dish can give women this look.
This >>20096854 is a young girl who hasn't been exposed to DDP (deep dish pizza)

>>20113269
He's not wrong, thoughever.

>>20097249
>The PLAPening

>>20112585
We were having a threesome, and uhh, we were having a threesome.

>>20097120
When they incentivized the cancer by monetizing it.
Before that there was no real push for views like there is now.
Previous to that, the views were only about bragging rights.

>>20096402
>while putting the condom on
pleb. Condoms are lame as fuck. I've tried them at least a dozen times, and I'd rather jerk off.

>>20114838
I don’t want STDS or children.

>>20102471
THIS WASN'T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GOOOOOOOO

>>20096398
Xoxo's pizza.

>>20115051
I want to kiss it out of her mouth.

>>20096886
Nobody even realized this was a joke about his penis being sensitive and was a play on words, not an actual belief that women liked sensitive emotional guys

Jesus fucking christ co/ck/su/ck/ers get your shit together.

She’s an onlyfans whore
Lily hosea

https://twitter.com/videen84933

Guess where?

>>20114224
That's not even real. What is that? Some kind of possessed mannequin?

>>20112624
My face
>>20096854
My soul

>>20116004
Sloppy Joe's, looks like.

>>20096402
kek'd

>>20096886
hehe

>>20114820
why WOULD SHE EVER AGREE TO A THREESOME UR INSANE

>>20115230
Lots of people did, but there's nothing to say about that.