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20087422 No.20087422 [Reply] [Original]

is there a way to keep my food from constantly falling on the floor? It happens way too much. my biscuits just did it twice. once when it was biscuit dough, and again, after they were cooked. and about once a week my plate just happens to have all the heavy food on one side of the plate so when I lift something off of it, the whole thing overbalances and falls right off of the counter.

even my butter falls off of my butterknife. this is way too much food falling, it's not normal. things that aren't food practically never fall

>> No.20087436

stop being tarded.

>> No.20087438

>>20087422
digits
but you have no sense of spatial kinesthetics or balance
so you should try to work on those
practice balancing things and coordinating yourself op anon

>> No.20087457

>>20087422
>keep my food from constantly falling on the floor?
I would suggest something that will get you to work on controlling your body in space, say dance or tai chi or juggling or wushu. Hell, even yoga might help, which has the bonus hot babes in yoga pants.

>> No.20087594

>>20087457
>>20087438
i'm not the problem, it's the food. if anyone should take yoga classes, it's the food

>> No.20087602

>>20087594
you are responsible for moving and balancing the food as you pick it up
and arranging it beforehand
balance out your plates more, anon friend

>> No.20087630

>>20087422
what happened to her nose?

>> No.20087631

OP, I hope you never have children, because if you can't handle not dropping your food on the floor, how is you going to handle not dropping your chirrin on theys hayid?

>> No.20087635

>>20087594
no, youre the problem. ive dropped significant amounts of food as an adult maybe 3 or 4 times

>> No.20087642
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20087642

>>20087422
Become an astronaut.

>> No.20087700

>>20087422
Eat with a plate on a normal table sitting in a chair you retard
>t eats in bed because I'm a slob

>> No.20087989

>>20087630
it fell on the floor

>> No.20088278

>>20087422
Move to Australia, everything will fall on the ceiling.

>> No.20088337

>>20087422
Replace your flooring with trampolines so if you do drop anything it bounces back up.

>> No.20088350

>>20087594
>i'm not the problem
You have agency. Food doesn't have agency.

>> No.20088362

>>20087422
>all gaggled up with bluejay milk
yeah, try notting be retardier :^)
when you clumsy say shoo shoo, and make nice rice insteadier

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20088368

>>20087422
Spaghettis Status: Spilled.

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20088372

>>20087457
Take some of the shit off your counters.

>> No.20088413

Use bowls and chopsticks.

>> No.20088922

>>20087422
See a doctor, you might have a medical issue involving muscle control.

>> No.20089012

>>20087630
I remodeled it

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20089393

based retard spiller

>> No.20089403

>>20087436
fpbp

>> No.20091148

Do you eat it after?

>> No.20091173
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20091173

>>20091148
Not OP but it depends on weather i have cooked it or not. If raw brush off any specks and bring it to temp.

>> No.20091191

>>20087594
The only thing I have dropped in over a decade was a mug with yogurt because I placed a broom by the table and it slipped and hit the mug with the handle.
You are probably weak and clumsy.

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>>20088350
It does have an agency though.

>> No.20091443

>>20091148
sometimes, but not always. the floor is really dirty.

>> No.20091497

>>20091443
Is it because you keep dropping food?

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20091509

>>20087422
dude, you're supposed to keep the knife down, butter up. not the other way around. jesus fucking christ private pyle

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20092901

oh man i just did the wrong end of the spaghetti bag thing and all the spaghetti went on the floor

>> No.20092904

>>20087422
Stop using paper plates.

>> No.20093052

>>20087422
>spend all day making couvasier au gratin du jour
>forget to turn off the gravity
>as soon as i pull it out of the oven it falls on the floor

>> No.20093780

I miss when I first discovered Zero Suit Samus. Erections for days..

>> No.20093826

>>20087422
use a bowl and pick it up by the heavy side. also stop being fucking retarded.

>> No.20093988

>>20087422
stop drinking alcohol(or consuming any other mind-altering substance)

>> No.20094016

>>20087422
yanderedev is that you

>> No.20094095

>>20093780
I like it when big corporations have sexy characters too.

>> No.20094106

>>20087422
Obvious fetish post by a bottom twink looking to get bullied

>> No.20095085

>>20087422
Tits!