/ck/ - Food & Cooking

As a continental, it scares me too.

>>20085795
I'd have awful sloppy shits but I'd fookin smash that scran in one sitting lad

You know how when you post a stale Ramsay meme and then someone tells you to fuck off and you reply with something like "seething Ramsay simp!" or whatever? Yeah, nobody's seething in that situation; they're just sick of your low effort, unfunny shitposting. That's how we feel about the food in your image: there's nothing scary about it. It actually looks really bland, and a really uninteresting combination of of flavors and textures. It looks like savory baby food, and you always post the exact same shit, which makes it even more boring with so much repetition.

>>20085846
Are you having a bad day, anon ? Cheer up. I'm sure tomorrow you'll be happier...

>>20085795
No self-respecting Brit would add beans to pie, mushy peas and chips. Gtfo.

>>20085795
>scare
when?

>>20085795
Related

>>20085858
He's ranting but honestly the food looks gross

>>20085795
>Beans
>faggot peas
>soggy potato
All brits deserve the jew treatment. Starvation and death

>>20085795
>American
Everyone's disgusted by that shit ya focking bollocking bastard

>>20086027
yeah m8 how about that curry and tikka masala and tea
what about those swedish meatballs originating from Turkey

this is the biggest cop-out of an argument

>>20086027
whoever edited this should be pulled apart by machines and trampled on

>>20085795
>Why does it scare the American so much ?
I'm British and it scares me.

This is obviously a shitpost to hate on us Bongs but We wouldn't mix peas and beans and gravy is more of a Northern thing.

Having said that, after a few pints, I would eat it.

>>20085795
proppa scran right there

we basically invented baked beans in america

i will however of your cute derivative slop

>>20086784
* i will *approve* your slop

pic related: more american mogging

place of origin: UNITED STATES

you’re sucking down our sloppy seconds old man while your wife’s working nightly at the glory hole over in the u s of a

>>20086806
Ahh a Wikipedia article, must be true then??

I guess Baked bean are American as Apple pie . . .Oh . . wait a minute!

>>20086823
we don’t need to have created it to be the namesake for it

consider yourself cucked m8 ur watching us plow ur missus while paying 5 quid to subscribe

Powerful

>>20086874
????

3 . . 2 . . 1 . .You're back in the room and wide awake!

>>20086823
There were no beans in the old world, they're entirely native to the Americas.

>>20086882
They have some weird looking scrambled eggs in England. I know that isn't cheese because you can't have your beans with cheese.

>>20086927
>There were no beans in the old world, they're entirely native to the Americas.
Beans exist around the world dumbass.

Haricot beans(which in case you didn't know are the bean used in Baked beans) are from the Americas but who is disputing this?

I guess you are personally trying to take credit for introducing Baked Beans to the rest of the world?

Good luck with that.

>>20086958
I'm not that anon, but you are agreeing with him while simultaneously appearing to be disagreeing with him.
Schizo much?

>>20086973
I applaud you.
Do you know why English guys are often the Baddies in films?

There is a certain type of Englishman that is far more cunning than you can imagine.

Nice to make your acquaintance anon.

>>20086027
Wrong. But I'll hit ya with some knowledge, as it's known it does have the name from hamburg Germany the modern hamburger was made in Connecticut, some say new York.

>>20085795

>>20086027
>the country founded 250 years ago by europeans eats mainly european food
Crazy

>>20085795
probably because they'll charge you the equivalent of $25 bucks for it

>>20085795
Gay niggers

>>20086806
Baked beans are British just like pizza is American.

>>20087163
Nah, that would only be true if you ate them more than we do but baked beans are still really popular here

>>20085795
Picrel only scares the American autistic dude because of how disorganized it looks. If it's not organized or the usual dino nuggies, they will freak. Just saying.
>>20086180
It does look good. I see beans, fries, green shit(beans? Sauce?), and a burger patty or meat of some sort.

>>20087011
>Do you know why English guys are often the Baddies in films?
Don't the English villains always lose to the Americans? I don't think that's the example you want to go with, chief.

>>20087344
>green shit(beans? Sauce?)
Mashed peas. Bongs love them, I've only ever had them mixed with mashed potatoes as a naan bread filling but that was absolutely fucking delicious so who knows

>>20085795
Probably all the brown and green liquids.

>>20087369
>Don't the English villains always lose to the Americans?
Most Films are American made, so Yes!
Hope you enjoy clapping at the endings.

>>20085795
This is the most Bri'ish picture ever.
Still would.
t.Yank

>>20085795
Reminds me of the garbage plates in upstate NY. Primarily its carbs and a protein; usually mac salad, tater tots, fries, and a couple of burgers thrown on top, although there are a few variations kicking around. Perfect end of night, done with the bars and just unwinding with the lads at home food.

>>20085795
It doesn't scare American dogs. At least I don't think. But American humans don't eat dog food.

>>20087861
Looks like shit, no wonder NYers are all such assholes

>>20086027
>American food is from X place
>but British food is made from thin air I guess
Is this the argument? How long does it take for a food from one place to become food from another place? Bread comes from Mesopotamia, but does that mean English bread isn't English? Sausages come from ancient Rome, so does that mean German sausages aren't German?

>>20086027
Strong argument from an "Englishman" named fucking HOLLAND

>>20088675
nigga do some history lessons

>>20085795
Looks really brown, like the English population.

>>20085795
It says not to do that in the Bible
>>20086027
This nigga really heard "barbecue" and thought "hamburger"
For fucks sake barbecue is a native American word

>>20087892
>Looks like shit
They know. It's literally called a garbage plate.

>>20086027
>lives in a sub-60% white country
KWAB

>>20088855
he lives in america?

>>20088857
(you)d the wrong anon

>>20088865
not from what i can see and read.

>>20088780
Most bongs are grossed out by American smoked meats.

>>20085795
What is it? It looks very wet and seems like it would be cold in the middle

>>20085795
What's not to be scared about? I'm from Spain and seeing this provokes a pavlovian reaction to watch out for falling brits from the balconies.

>peas
Gross
>baked beans
Way too sweet. Gross.
>gravy on fries
Alright, somebody pull up Britain's obesity statistics

>>20086027
>um ackshually hamburg made the hamburger
Total lies. Euros are so far up their own ass.

>>20089092
the fuck thats PEAS? i thought it was some sort of salsa verde..

>>20085795
Do you eat out of it like a horse eats out of a trough?

>>20089108
no you use your hands

>>20085795
Unseasoned, mushy peas, and soggy fries. I would go over the piece of meat there but I already said unseasoned, no reason to beat a dead cow.

>>20089028
Most bongs have never tasted any american food

>>20085795
My town opened this fancy foodcart area and they have a british foodcart over there. I had fish and chips with mashed peas and it was better than I thought it was going to be

>>20088677
I'm only being as facetious as he is
That's the entire point

>>20086027
>umm akshully
you can do this with any food or any cuisine under the sun.

>>20089102
bongs REALLY fucking love peas, especially 'mushy' peas where it's just mashed up

>>20086882
If I had that in my city I would go there everyday

>>20085795
Imagine preferring that slop to Carne Asada fries

>>20085871
>self-respecting Brit
oxymoron

>>20086027
if all anglos are on this level of cope with their "cuisine" i respect them even less now

>>20086882
These anglos eating beenz

>>20085795
You'll find plenty of Americans eat bong type slop. When it comes down to it you just need something to fill you up.

>>20085795
American here, I would put my dick in it.

>>20085795
American here, I would cram it up my ass

>>20086882
I want to go on a date with a British girl to this cafe. She’ll think it’s lush or whatever they say over there. I then take her home and give her a Dutch oven under the covers. show her the power of the True American Brap

>>20085795
That looks terrible

>>20085795
I dunno, there's no grated cheese on the baked beans so that's a thumbs-up from me.
Fucking can't British fatasses who do that.
>>20086882
Like these cunts right here
I hope they get raped by snapping turtles
They're only doing it because they want to be obese seppos

>>20089487
England imported the Hanoverian royal line from Holland.

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>>20090281
typical mutt rage

>>20088675
Holland is an area of the Fens in East Anglia, famous for being where Hereward the Wake fought against William the Bastard

>>20092195
I'm sure you pulled this off page 10 because Americans don't live rent-free in your head, 24/7

>>20085795
I'm american and this scares me. Good thing the fries were there to calm me down.

>>20085795
>various slops with different colors
>french fries

culinary excellence, i can't believe it's not indian

>>20093455
Where's the fried stuff? The only edible thing on that plate is the sausage roll.

>>20085795
I'd need some hot sauce to enjoy that. Maybe with three slices of wheat bread too.

>>20093455
based
i used to love eating shit like this before bed

>>20094834
seems like a good diet for fat people too. you get a lot of flavors and textures so hopefully it will satisfy you enough.

>>20085795
Why do you need to eat 90% carb foods

>>20094849
soak up all the alcohol

the whole fucking WORLD knows bri'ish food is dogshit its not a secret

>>20085795
looks decent but they would probably try and charge you like £11.50 minimum for the novelty

>>20086806
Bacon and mustard flavored beans are killer, I hate the sweet ones.

>>20085795
Doesn't scare me I wish we had take outs that did this kind of food. Late night drunk food. I like the doner ones with chips too.
A place like that, open from 1800 to 0300 would absolutely kill in a college town.

>>20085795
That looks like someone took a box of food then splorted various bodily fluids all over it for the lulz.

>>20086927
There are new world and old world beans. Before the Columbian Exchange, Europe had access to other pulses like chickpeas, lentils, fava beans (broad beans), field peas, pigeon peas, and lupini beans. South and East Asia used other beans in from several families like adzuki, mung, gram, or most famously soy beans. Only really phaseolus came from the new world, which include everything from kidney, black, pinto, lima and haricot, as well as peanuts if you want to count those.

>>20087454
Every “gotcha” post you make is indirectly also praising Americans and our accomplishments.

>>20087861
I would rather eat that than OP’s image.

>>20085795
it doesn't, i still can't figure out why this kind of thing isn't more popular here, especially at bars.

>fries
>meat
>sauces
>salt
>carbs
>slop

seems like this would be a hit, but admittedly im biased due to having a soft spot for $1 frozen savory pies i used to eat as poverty food.

>>20086027
Holy fuck, can they not put more than one word at a time on the screen?