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A thread for CK webms

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>> No.20078137

>>20077651
Abbi Secraa

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>> No.20078148

Where's Jack you fucking faggots.

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>> No.20078229

>>20077656
>RAGE RAGE RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT

>> No.20078270

>>20078229
laughed

>> No.20078290

>>20078148
dead, hopefully

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>>20077654
Why did those pans rotate a bit by themselves

>> No.20078311

>>20077673
Why does he pour the water into the trash can instead of just on the ground

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>>20078305
oh shit

>> No.20078378

>>20077673
I'm so glad poor people eat like this. I can't wait for them all to die off from diabetes, heart disease, etc

>> No.20078390

>>20077673
>homeless teenager
don't you guys have centres for homeless people, especially underage? even here in my pooristan they are common

>> No.20078413

>>20078390
Not really. They only exist in cities in blue states and are often in such bad condition that most homeless prefer to actually stay on the street rather than go to the shelter. If you ask them why they say that they get robbed at the shelter and obviously there are also a lot of drug dealers chilling there waiting for addicts to come in and out. So if they are trying to stay sober they definitely avoid the shelters at all costs

>> No.20078417

>>20078305
>>20078333
one pan was being rotated from off screen but was pressed close enough against the other so they both turned

>> No.20078423

>>20078413
damn that's sad

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>>20078417
They clearly aren't touching each other

>> No.20078429

>>20078305
Because the table is a big long and someone was putting down another pan at the other end but it nudged up against the pan on the left of the WebM and it sorta acted like a miningear system for a second
nothing to worry about, ghosts have enough of our own problems

>> No.20078443

>>20078423
Yup, what hyper-individualism does to a mf

>> No.20078464

>>20078423
its hobo cope, like if ur a hobo you need to get a deposit box at the bank for your docs and stuff but the chronically homeless just want to jerk off and do meth in the streets

>> No.20078468

>>20078464
Can people with homes do that?

>> No.20078478

>>20078148
fuck off

>> No.20078509

>>20078417
Dude the pans aren't even touching. Fuck this haunted webm, I'm out.

>> No.20078516

>>20078468
>>20078464
I have a home and do that accept I use Adderall not meth and pornhub instead of looking at women on the subway train

>> No.20078522

>>20078429
>>20078417
The pans aren't touching. And they don't move at the same time like a gear would.

>> No.20078525

>>20077649
my wife

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>> No.20078998

>>20077654
Cursed webbum

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>> No.20079142

>>20079008
the quirky chungus

>> No.20079181

>>20077649
I wonder what her socks smell like after being on her feet all day long haha

>> No.20079184

>>20077645
rook at how smarr my mouth is even though I stuff it furr of disgusting pig offal
filters were a mistake

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>>20079008

>> No.20079242

>>20077649
Still believe background gurl is the hot one

>> No.20079260

>>20077660
Awesome.

>> No.20079267

>>20078390
Yeah, they're everywhere. The guys either larping or is actually a drug addict who got kicked from the shelter.

>> No.20079289

>>20077667

zoomers were a mistake

>> No.20079334

>>20077667
>what triggers me
BWC

>> No.20079341

>>20078378
Hope things get better for you

>> No.20079352

>>20077645
I've never cooked or eaten snout before but these don't look cooked enough to me.

>> No.20079388

>>20079352
They would not be anywhere near that soft if they were undercooked.

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>>20077645
Messing about with ffmpeg today

>> No.20079488

>>20079008
i'd slap this bitch with her burnt cheese so hard

>> No.20079535

>>20079184
She's like one of those honeycomb kids where their mouth grows large enough to fit it in

>> No.20079673

>>20079008
love from kazakhstan

>> No.20079677

>>20079404
what's with the 1000 cock stare on the left

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>> No.20079745

>>20079008
This WebM has incredibly bad vibes, on the verge of demonic

>> No.20079753

>>20079745
the girl on the left at 0:12 is for certain planning to sacrifice them in a death cult to zuul

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>>20079740
Pathetic

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>>20079755
yes, but behind the back?

>> No.20079775

>>20079768
>the thousand 3.5-inch cock stare

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>>20079755
>>20079768
both are weak

>> No.20079778

>>20079768
nice. I bet she could liquify my balls with her throat and extract them while singing "社会主义好" using farts from her asshole without even breaking a sweat

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>>20079768
>cutting board
Scared of something?

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>>20079783
for sure a tryhard
could be useful for garlic

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>>20077656
Growing up in Hawaii, I’d read about one of these dumb gooks getting choked to death by an octopus they tried to eat alive. Never felt bad for them whatsoever, it’s not hard to kill your food first.

>> No.20079825

>>20077645
Why asian women use this alien filter that makes their eyes big and black and this alien-like head shape?

>> No.20079838

>>20078305
Magnets

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>> No.20079866

>>20079008
i hate this fucking trend of looking straight into the camera why you doing food or whatever.

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>>20079805

>> No.20079924

>>20078426
>>20078417
>>20078305
could be that the table was a bit moist from being wiped down by a busser
the warm pans, or whatever they are sitting atop heated the water underneath themselves into water vapor
this buildup of vapor+the seal caused by a thin layer of water between pan rim and table could cause a kind of air-hockey effect
I have seen it happen before with a smooth glass placed onto a moist and smooth table surface

>> No.20079967

>>20079677
KEK second time I've had to explain what you mean by that to my gf

>> No.20079969

>>20079967
Would be faster to just have her look in the mirror

>> No.20079995

>>20079969
I talked this trough with my GF's bull and neither of us appreciates what you are implying

>> No.20079998

>>20079924
the heat of the pan moves the pan

>> No.20080009

>>20078413
#1 country in the world right here! Where living on the streets is better than using provided free infrastructure

>> No.20080017

>>20078413
>trying to stay sober
Applies to 0% of the homeless population. They are either high or trying to get high.

>> No.20080024

>>20079008
Nice armpits

>> No.20080028

>>20080009
Thats a load of bullshit. The ones on the street are there because the shelters DON'T allow drugs or alcohol.

>> No.20080029

>>20080017
More like 2% but yeah.

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>>20079735

>> No.20080066

>be me
>bpd mom, no dad
>she marries some rich guy and starts a family
>they go on trips and I'd stay home
>alone at home while my "sisters" were born
>alone at daycare after school until 7pm every day
>survive high school, directionless
>join the military to hopefully just die in combat
>mom turns my room into a "workshop" 2 days after I leave
>eventually get out, not invited back home
>I'm grown up and fed up at this point, so I steal their gay little car and go find a place I'm welcome
I'd rather be alone on the streets than in a home I'm not welcome at. I hate alcohol and if I smoke weed it's a single hit just to help me study.

>> No.20080103

>>20079969
I said *my gf*, not your mother

>> No.20080108

>>20077654
you know she hasn't listened to a single misfits song

>> No.20080179

>>20080028
Of course the shelters don't allow drugs but as soon as you step outside it's an open air drug market. That's why even though the hypocritical NIMBY libs say we need more homeless shelters they never want them in their neighborhood. I can tell you never lived in a city lol

>> No.20080202

>>20079866
Apparently(!) it became a thing because videos doing it were getting far more views. Apparently(!) toddlers basically auto-click on videos were people are looking right at them. So these videos were people stare at your soul are trying to get the heavily sought-after toddler demo.

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>> No.20080326

>>20079777
>giant chunks of onion
not remotely impressive, any idiot can learn to chop things quickly with little regard for the outcome, the other two are a mix of both speed and precision which takes genuine skill to master.

>> No.20080434

>>20079998
Made me chuckle

>> No.20080470

>>20079825
that's their beauty standard, not joking

>> No.20080480

>>20079181
like feet haha..

>> No.20080484

>>20078305
good question anon..

>> No.20080488

>>20078206
letting people put food in your mouth. disgusting. i hate this so much it's unreal.

>> No.20080497

>>20080488
I mean its one thing if its a GF and you are trying to be sensual, not leting some rando sloppa worker do it

>> No.20080499

>>20079008
good looking foccacia ruined by dumb cancer whore dancing in the end.
you don't even have to try to identify an american whore, they always have to ruin something good with their cancerous behavior

>> No.20080510

>>20080497
exactly. that's they key difference for me. my GF, if i'd have one. is the only one i would tolerate it from

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Post webms in the webms thread

>> No.20080537

>>20080518
how many calories are in those pumps? Also lmao at the pretty pink stanley mug, only ironworkers had that shit back in my day

>> No.20080542

>>20080537
by looking at her posture, i think around 750 calories per pump

>> No.20080563

>>20080518
she's fat

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>>20080518

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>>20080518

>> No.20080697

>all these people wasting their talents on cooking
the world needs more doctors, scientists, engineers, not people becoming professional cooks

>> No.20080699

>>20080697
Post your doctorate, bro

>> No.20080825

>>20080697
The exact opposite is true. The world would be a better place with fewer doctors and STEMfags more good cooks

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>>20077649
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.20080936

>>20077645
Those are some weird looking tomatoes

>> No.20080976

>>20080518
I heard that the whole crazy sugar water shit white girls drink is a mormon thing. Since they can't have coffee like every other basic bitch on tiktok but they want to post something like a daily starbucks order, they create these unholy concoctions. Apparently Idaho is full of soda shops that sell shit like this too

>> No.20080995

>>20080976
I knew a mormon girl in school that was big on those crystal light packets

>> No.20081009

>>20080518
holy shit cutting to her body at the end is a perfect punchline

>> No.20081010

>>20080976
Those Crumbl cookies that contain 800kcals of pure sugar are sold by Mormons too iirc

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>>20077660
Why not just get it over with?

>> No.20081063

>>20079735
Sugooi

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>> No.20081186

>>20077649
not usually into yellow fever but damn she qt

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>> No.20081200

>>20080976
do you not get excommunicated if you blow up your "temple" like that though

>> No.20081201

>>20077667
>would've instead of would of
what?

>> No.20081213

>>20080976
there's a 0% chance that girl is a Mormon

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>>20081192
>waiting to see what will happen
>why is it so long?
>it's 7sec and on loop
damn I'm retarded

>> No.20081252

>>20077651
>Having a built in wall oven and electric cooktop when a range would take up the exact same space
Why do people buy houses built by the retarded? Are they themselves retarded?

>> No.20081362

>>20080537
Stanley thermos mugs in pretty colors are the new favorite basic bitch accessory.

>> No.20081369

>>20079862
Alton brown should have died in a motorcycle accident in 2015.

>> No.20081371

>>20080108
If she did she wouldn't wear that shirt misfits suck ass.

>> No.20081386

>>20079862
>dinosaur spray bottle
I kinda want one.

>> No.20081490

>>20081201
anon its not her first language

>> No.20081582

>>20080032
I want to fuck that pancake

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>> No.20081682

>>20081200
Not even modern prophets could predict the fatpocolypse, so nah. No rules against fats.
>>20081213
She could be reform, maybe.

>> No.20081741

>>20081618
>>20081621
Fuck off, retarded newfag.
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/b/

>> No.20081753

>>20077676
>cooking food in a hotel sink
That's disgusting. Has he never seen what a hotel room looks like under black light?

>> No.20081769

>>20078148
>muh boring 5 reposted webms that are over 10 years old
Yeah, fuck off.

>>20077667
>>20078186
>words slowly displayed across the screen, one at a time
This is as bad as that typewriter effect in slideshow presentations that teachers all forbid students from using.

>> No.20081776

>>20081682
There are reform mormons? Are they just laxer about dress and stuff?

>> No.20081781

>>20081252
>critiquing her interior design instead of wanting to suckle those udders

>> No.20081785

>>20080202
Parents who give toddlers smartphones or tablets or let them on a computer should be imprisoned.

>>20080976
>basic bitch
Stop talking like some catty high school girl. This site's 18+.

>> No.20081797

>>20078305
Italian ghosts.

>> No.20081804

>>20080825
Based and Tolkien pilled

>> No.20081812

>>20078390
Some of them don't want to go because they cant use drugs there, but mostly it's because they can't bring their belongings in. It's hard to get things that you need to survive outdoors when you're homeless (think of all the shit that you need when you go camping + important documents medicine etc) and you're constantly at risk of theft so you have to keep your shit on you at all times. So they have the choice to stay in the shelter, but they basically are choosing to sacrifice items that are going to help them survive being homeless in exchange for however long the shelter will keep them, which is usually not long enough to become not homeless anymore. Then there's situations where the shelters can't take them because they're full, so they have to triage based on how likely you are to avoid harm and survive on the streets. It's why the real, actual, and best answer to homelessness always will be to put them in a house where they can keep their shit.
>>20080017
Have a heart anon, some of them are kids

>> No.20081816

>>20077667
I just want her to know I am staring at her breasts and objectifying her

>> No.20081821

>>20081753
He does it for outrage views. It's designed to gross you out.

>> No.20081822

>>20079777
Is it actually possible for pajeets to actually do food in a clean, tidy and professional matter?

>> No.20081856

>>20077649
Why do they swing the colander to get the excess water out if the noodles are going to be in a soup anyway

>> No.20081861

>>20079740
You don't need to do a fancy circle like that with the peeler just run it straight over the top/bottom.

>> No.20081872

>>20079743
>corn
into the trash it goes. Corn is for pigs and cattle, not humans.

>> No.20081876

>>20079777
What is the tactical advantage of tapping the knife on the cutting board all the time

>> No.20081882

>>20081369
He did, anon. You have diverted from the original timeline.

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>> No.20081914

>>20077649
the soup looks good

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>>20081876
>tell me about the chef
>why does he tap the knife

>> No.20081935

>>20078378
This

>> No.20081948

>>20081909
jesus christ

>> No.20081955

>>20081872
Corn is delicious, and you are a retard.

>> No.20081961

>>20077673
that would taste good

>> No.20081973

>>20078305
someone got a slice from the left pizza and nudged one pan into the other, you can see the top rim briefly touch on both pans

>> No.20081983

>>20081909
That's exactly my reaction when I tamper my companion's beverage with spicy seasoning and then drink it by accident, it happens more often than you'd think.

>> No.20081988

>>20081909
Fatherless behavior.

>> No.20082012

>>20079768
He’s pretty cute ngltbqh

>> No.20082029

>>20080108
>pretty girl wears band shirt
>some loser who gets no pussy feels the need to insist she's not a real fan
Like clockwork.

>> No.20082036

>>20077654
I wanna see her eat all that pizza.

>> No.20082120

>>20079838
how do they work

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>Absolutely dabbing on the haters on every site with his new carnivore diet
Atheists and vegans fucking hate him but he will never stop winning

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>> No.20082143

>>20081988
this hits close to home. dont do that

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>> No.20082200

>>20082148
at the very least he didn't manage to fuck up the potatoes damn

>> No.20082205

>>20082151
physically hurts to watch

>> No.20082425

>>20079755
dude lost like 40% of the apple

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>> No.20082517

>>20082469
tfw no yurt waifu

>> No.20082626

>>20078186
>maggi cube
I just looked up what that is... holy shit the meme about black people being unable to use real seasonings and just eating pre mixed seasoning stacks like cubes or Lawry's Salt is real. It's fucking real.
>contains iodised salt, sugar, chilli, pepper, cloves, cassava, onion, corn starch, monosodium glutamate (MSG), palm oil, soya lecithin, color caramel, and lovage
These people are fucking hilarious lmfao. The reason they probably call european food under seasoned is because they never had to pour it out into a spoonful first, they just throw in 5 cubes of this shit and Lawrys to make undercooked bleach chicken taste good.

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Pigs milk

>> No.20082718

>>20082704
i dont think thats the milk

>> No.20082721

>>20082704
what lefug

>> No.20082726

>>20077649
i live in japan and i avoid eating in ramen shops as often as i can. usually that "sit on the bar" intimate hole in the wall dining is a selling point for a lot of places but for me personally i find that it stinks up my clothes something fierce and i always wonder what these people must smell like coming home from work. reminds me of when i used to work at a coffeeshop in uni and would come home smelling like coffee to the point where the smell started to make me gag and i couldn't enjoy it until like months after i quit. idk maybe i've just gotten more sensitive to smells since i've started living here.

anyway cute girl and the broth looks nice.

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>>20082143
Okay, Anon, here's a fatherly tip: stop typing in all-lowercase. It's effeminate like the behavior of the guy in that video. Men shouldn't act effeminately. Capitalization is apparently seen as too "intimidating" or "dominant" or "colonial" or "the patriarchy" or something to the effeminate and feminists and such (I know it doesn't make sense, but they never do).

Also, cry out to Jesus Christ and read the Bible every night, start with the gospel according to John, read the Proverb of the day each day (e.g. chapter 8 for today (Jan 8th)), and read a Psalm or two each day. You have a Father in heaven who wants to be reconciled to you, and the only way is to repent and believe the gospel of Jesus Christ, this is a Father who won't ever abandon you and everyone who is in his hand cannot be plucked out by the enemy.

God be with you, Anon.

p.s. I would've skipped uploading a pic if there were more webms posted, but it doesn't seem like this thread will hit image limit at this rate.

>> No.20082735

>>20081909
I love it

>> No.20082763

>>20082704
so that's how hentais come to be

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>>20081876
>>20081916
Same reason blacksmiths do it.

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>> No.20082875

>>20077673
>throws the pasta w/powdered milk into the boiling water instead of the other way around
No wonder this nigga homeless

>> No.20082926

>>20077645
>>20079825
worst of all, their stupid filter doesnt even work properly while eating and it keeps twitching around but they dont seem to care

>> No.20082928

>>20077649
I want to lick her salty, sweaty face after a long day of work

>> No.20082957

>>20077673
How can one be so subhuman as to live like this. He is one step above dog

>> No.20082958

>>20079768
i thought it was a boy until the midway

>> No.20082961

>>20080537
white girls for some reason love these cups now. they buy a dozen of accessoires for them too

>> No.20082987

>>20080066
ok cool?
hope you can find a thread you're welcome in, fag

>> No.20082989

>>20082728
>god kills my Dad so he can be my father
what a Fucking Stupid Prick he is

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Wish I had a larger version.

>> No.20083026

>>20083005
you can find all that stuff in the lousiana forest?

>> No.20083080

>>20083005
>Tampico
>Orange Juice

>> No.20083088

>>20083005
>>20083080
>'put that flavor on!'
>paprika

>> No.20083108

>>20083005
I hate two things about this. First, is how what they think they're doing is so amazing. Second, how they don't just mix all their dry ingredients together beforehand into a mixing bowl and just pour it in all at once.

>> No.20083131

>>20081201
A lot of native english speakers use "would of" instead of "would've", because they think that's how it's spelled based on the pronunciation
>>20081252
It looks better and is easier to keep clean when you have a uniform countertop instead of a gap for a standalone range.
>>20081856
Because the noodlewater is not tasty broth
>>20082425
Took off no more than a peeler would

>> No.20083168

>>20082704
god i wish that was me

>> No.20083220

>>20082704
Pilk

>> No.20083285

>>20083108
Have you never seen a cooking video before?

>> No.20083305

>>20082704
lol at the face filter fucking up when she gets sprayed

>> No.20083367

>>20077673
>>20077676
these posts right next to each other actually kinda makes me mad.

>> No.20083377

>>20080497
its worse because he's a pajeet.

>> No.20083390

>>20080032
you are a pedophile, that is a child.

>> No.20083393

>>20083390
that's food you dummy

>> No.20083410

>>20083390
its a pancake you retarded faggot

>> No.20083411

>>20083410
a pancake of what?

>> No.20083412

>>20083393
you're right, my bad.

>> No.20083416

>>20083390
yes, and?

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>>20079008
Can we just cook normally, please? No weird starting at the camera.

>> No.20083425

>>20081909
Imagine spending more than 5 minutes with this reject.

>> No.20083446

>>20079743
Well, I am totally ripping off this bread method to make ghetto Chicago deep dish.

>> No.20083457

>>20078305
the erection hit the bottom of the table and everything jumped a little

>> No.20083572

>>20081872
>retarded faggot detected

>> No.20083600

>>20082469
Beautiful family. I wish to live amongst the mongols.

>> No.20083602

Anyone have the webm of Gordon Ramsay cooking, but anytime it zooms in on what he's doing it's clips of someone fucking everything up?

>> No.20083608

>>20083005
>dumping 20 gallons of salt water directly into the grass at a nice park
not that I'm surprised but cmon

>> No.20083696

>>20081909
the ultimate zoomer

>> No.20083863

>>20083411
flours, eggs, milk, butter?

>> No.20083893

>>20082626
It's 100% real. When they say "seasoning" they literally mean premade mixes that say the word "SEASONING" on the package. That's what they think seasoning is.

>> No.20083898

>>20082626
maggi usually comes in liquid form and is basically the germanic worchestershire sauce

>> No.20083907

>>20082626
>>20083893
Seasoning is seasoning, whether pre-mixed or not. Chill out.

>> No.20083911

>>20083907
No, I'm saying they think to season one's food is to take the box that says "SEASONING" on it and dump it on the food, and that if you aren't doing that then the food is unseasoned.

>> No.20083979

>>20083005
Does any of the flavour get to the peanuts? Or is it all wasted on the shells?

>> No.20084033

>>20081769
The words are generally accompanied by a voice over in the same timing

>> No.20084058

>>20083390
Out of 10.

>> No.20084087

>>20081816
You don’t think she knows that?
she has an onlyfans @jiniphee

Dumbass

>> No.20084089

>>20082726
Are you a super smeller or is the smell that strong

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>>20083979
the shell is flavouring your fingers, your fingers are flavouring the nuts

>> No.20084157

>>20081916
How is it burnt and raw??

>> No.20084173

>>20079008
she missed a bit with the olive oil

>> No.20084178

>>20082469
this is dope

>> No.20084182

>>20078478
This is a Ja/ck/ board you stupid faggot

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>>20081909
Ew…

>> No.20084312

>>20083911
it's so easy to tell apart people who never go outside. bet you also think every black person washes their chicken with soap

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>> No.20084324

>>20082469
I want what these people have

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>>20082151
Those Coldsteel videos where some boomer demonstrates mall ninja knives on a dead pig are most respectful to the animal than this bullshit.

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>>20077670

>> No.20084341

>>20080537
Quick googling, about 80-90 cal/4 pump of Torani syrup, and around 60 cal per pouch of drink mix. Dunno how many pumps she’s putting in, but assuming you give her benefit of the doubt, then I guess around 5 pumps, so 160 cal total?
But I’m assuming she’s cutting out a bunch of extra shit.

>> No.20084350

>>20081909
Just remember, anons, if schizo fucks like this can get a girlfriend, then you can too

>> No.20084354

>>20084100
genius

>> No.20084365

>>20081192
>Even the potato knows not to stick it's hand in there
>looks at all the fucking protection and safety screens and bars over newer models that are required to keep kids from reaching in them.

A lot of you kids have no right to make fun of the potato, but it may also be because of the higher % of women in the work place.

>> No.20084387

>>20081909
I genuinely cannot tell if this is a child or an adult man

>> No.20084438

>>20084341
Thansk anin

>> No.20084447

>>20078390
I knew a black kid who went "homeless" at 16 because he argued with his dad. That kid probably had a similar situation, and will go back home in a few months.

>> No.20084469

>>20080518
>Torani
Absolute slop. Any place that uses this shit is guaranteed to make your drink taste like ass

>> No.20084474

>>20080697
>the world needs more doctors
If you were in medicine, you'd know it doesn't.

>> No.20084483

>>20083608
>not my problem

>> No.20084567

>>20082151
Someone recorded this, and they did not do so ironically.

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>>20082728
Alright anon that is all well and good but how about some literary advice now? Stop using the word "belief" in place of "faith" and acting like they are the same thing when they are not. Belief is a form of lunacy. A weak willed "I think" that is backed only by your emotions with no legs to stand on. You would be deranged to put any kind of weight on a belief. Faith does not lack conviction, even if it is not you "knowing" it still allows you to act with the confidence and strength that you would if you did know.

>p.s.
There must be some Christian cooking webms somewhere. I guess /ck/ of all places probably doesn't have them though. Board of junkies.

>> No.20084634

>>20084321
>>
sarah is a national treasure

>> No.20084638

>>20084321
Make sure its corporated

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>> No.20084858

>>20079768
No chef wang gang

>> No.20084865

>>20084668
Lmao at first I thought it was just coomer bait

>> No.20084948

>>20079008
Was it really necessary for her to take the bra off at the end and spin it above her head? the video was cringy enough before that...

>> No.20084987

>>20084447
Best History teacher I ever had described being thrown out and getting an apt at 13 yo. Class erupted "you can't get an apt at 13!" He replied, "I didn't say what the place looked like" Very based individual.

>> No.20085052

>>20082784
i can identify this guy's videos by the first second. no, by the thumbnail's framing alone.

>> No.20085177

>>20081909
LOST

>> No.20085187

>>20078311
Not his problem obviously

>> No.20085287

>>20082784
what's really amazing is that his dexterity is unchanged by the loss of the use of an entire half of his body.

>> No.20085298

>>20082151
THESHARPESTKNIVESDOTCOM

>> No.20085305

>>20080066
nice blog, now drive that gay car into a ditch

>> No.20085317

>>20081909
Can I acquire a busty Indonesian gf if I spaz out like this?

>> No.20085323

>>20077676
Man, now I really want French onion soup. Preferably the kind made on a stove and not in a sink.

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>> No.20085406

>>20085329
>wow that looks good
>see who prepared it
>no thanks, not hungry

>> No.20085437

>>20077667
gross chink propping up her non existent boobs with a push up bra

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>> No.20085487

>>20079783
asian grandma hands are the strongest hands on earth

>> No.20085491

>>20085329
Dude that looks fucking amazing

>> No.20085504

>>20082728
faggot who the fuck cares? take your retard shit to some other board ffs

>> No.20085507

>>20082469
>mfw no tradwife of the golden horde

>> No.20085517

>>20084365
Anon, you retard. The safety precautions aren’t to keep people from just reaching their hands in like bumbling dunderfucks. It's to minimize the risk of accidents like tripping or being bumped while the machine is in operation. Anyone with a 3rd grade level education could have figured that out, you total assshit dickwipe

>> No.20085559

>>20079677
lmao

>> No.20085563

>>20079008
>the last few seconds
why are people floss dancing in the background
why did one get hit in the gut at the end

>> No.20085569

>>20079775
lmao

>> No.20085575

>>20085517
>neurotypical seethes at downies
KKEEKKK

>> No.20085578

>>20084662
who is this goddess please for the love of god I need a name

>> No.20085579

>>20079777
>half the onion leaves the cutting board in the cutting process
i'm fucking dead lmaooo

>> No.20085592

>>20080697
>>20080825
If we're being fully honest, the world needs more plumbers, electricians, machinists, etc. People who can actually build and maintain the systems all the doctors, scientists, engineers and chefs rely on.

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>>20085592
Perhaps boomers shouldn't have gatekept those jobs behind crazy amounts of nepotism while also flooding the country with immigrants to drive down the price of blue collar labor and telling their children and grandchildren every single day of their childhood they'll be fucking losers flipping burgers their whole life if they don't go to college.

>> No.20085633

>>20084668
HOLY FUCK LMAO

>> No.20085642

>>20085444
Fine dining is getting weird

>> No.20085657

>>20080841
Aarman?

>> No.20085660

>>20081909
What type of retardation has befallen people who actually enjoy these fuckos?

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>>20085287
Accurate.

>> No.20085675

>>20081909
The future of cinema.

>> No.20085791

>>20083005
What % real juice is the orange juice

>> No.20085796

>>20084447
>Black kid
>Dad

>> No.20085801

>>20085791
less than 1% its not even labeled as orange juice

>> No.20085804

>>20083005
From what I understand of his language, soul = excess seasoning

>> No.20085808

>>20085440
Meatballs and French fries

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>> No.20085825

>>20085593
>rent free

>> No.20085933

>>20084312
>Lacking life experience
Same thing applies to negros who complain about white people food

>> No.20085967

>>20085933
believe it or not i agree 100%, there are crazy people on both sides

>> No.20086038

>>20085604
No illegal Mexicans are skilled electricians or plumbers, get the fuck outta here. They're picking berries for $6 an hour because Americans won't do those jobs (Americans repeatedly get offered those jobs and refuse and have for generations)

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>>20085593
>>20085825
Literally 20 mins ago on the Heinz UK account lmao, cope

>> No.20086064

>>20085814
all of that to get clamydia on your glass

>> No.20086075

>>20080976
this plusthe trend was started by a woman who had a gastric sleeve done and you can only have clear liquids for your recovery. i think the recovery time is more than 1 month of clear liquid diet, drinking only chicken broth and plainwater is suifuel.
The stanley sippy cups also made the trend worse with marketing

>> No.20086219

>>20085593
calling tomato soup hot ketchup is the equivalent of calling mint ice cream "toothpaste" flavour.

>> No.20086279

>>20081916
>taps the knife
cringed harder than anything else in the thread

>> No.20086356

>>20086046
>Heinz posts photo of their soup
>this is some sort of slam dunk insult to the shitskin brain

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>> No.20086389

>>20086356
It's literally the exact sort of thing this guy was making fun of.

>> No.20086439

>>20082130
I love how the cheese looks like the paper dividers between raw beef patties.

>> No.20086477

>>20079866
>>20084948
The video is about her, not the food. The fact that the center is usually somewhere between her face and her breasts and not the food, unless she's holding it up, should tell you that

>> No.20086482

>>20085329
>the heat of the sushi cooks the egg

>> No.20086489

>>20086389
>soup is literally soup
Wow, nice work putting that 70 iq to work.

>> No.20086497

>>20082130
>>20082135
>>20082146
>>20082148
>>20082151
>>20082784
Finally the thread has begun

>> No.20086588

>>20079735
>>20080032
I just remembered I was following this guy on twitter but I haven't seen a pancake post in what feels like years.

>> No.20086677

>>20086482
cooks?

>> No.20087080

>>20077667
Why
Do
Those
Retards
Type
One
Word
Per
Line.
Are
They
Retarded?
This
Is
What
I
Hate
THe
Most
about
this
plebs

>> No.20087305

>>20077645
>food fucks up the chink filter

>> No.20087310

>>20081856
it blows my mind that teenagers and neets who live at home will come to the cooking board and have zero fucking clue about anything cooking related

>> No.20087464

>>20085578
nessarctz on instagram