/ck/ - Food & Cooking

kinder bueno

>>20076227
i like the big honkers from trader joes

>>20076227

>>20076227
>/ck/ poster
>good tastes
of course you liked it

>>20076227
I'm not spending $5 on a chocolate bar.

>Chocolonely Thread Episode II: Attack of the Karens

>>20076227
>chocolate
>pb
>caramel
>pretzels
Whats not to love?

>>20076307

>>20076307
>>20076333
i think you guys may get a kick outu of their response, i definitely thought it was a glitch or something.

>>20076227
this brand was tested highest for lead and cadmium out all other major chocolate brands. even hershey. its literally goyslop

I never bought this chocolate, but it has nothing to do with the price.

Based strictly on the name and packaging, I assumed it was just a big meme.

Anyways, Aldi is based in Germany, and their chocolate is actually quite good. I like the kind with crushed hazelnuts inside. Read the packaging carefully because they switch the colors on them sometimes.

>>20076702
If you're getting german chocolate go with Rittersport

>>20076716
Aldi sells these counterfeit ritter and honestly they taste identical, except you can get 5 of them for the price of 1 ritter

>>20076385
I dont get it

Tony no longer guarantees a slave free bar due to them working with the swiss chocolate giant Barry Callebaut

Forced labor makes it even more delicious

Lidl has a copy of Tony chocolate which is pretty good, but much cheaper.

Darrell Lea is delicious and pretty much the only functional large scale Australian brand

milka mit whole hazelnuts

>>20076726
knoppers are nothing like rittersports first of all they're more like a large square of ferrero rocher
secondly they are delicious

>>20076227
It tastes fine but I don't have the patience to deal with the retarded groove pattern that only exists so they can stroke their dicks about how progressive they are

>>20076227
>that advent calendar fiasco where they left one of the slots empty to make a point about slavery
>to the main target demographic of advent calendars, children

>>20076227
I like Lindt's 99% chocolate.
I guess I'm just hardcore like that haha.

>>20076227
ohh.. the one that goes with some kind of salt

>>20076326
Neckbeard

Come at me bro.

>>20076385
an automated nothing-response? hilarious

>>20078912
but is it decent? the jew fears the bulk buying francophone

>>20078689
i like their licorice

>>20077210
this is the best outcome possible. the lovely lovely irony

>>20077210
>>20079046
a statement from their website

>>20079049
wait, wait wait wait. i was about to post somethibg but then i decided to put in the effort to read this garbage. what the fuck is that middle paragraph?
anyways, tonys chocolonely fined in 2026 for misleading advertising and using slavechoc. it'll be a slap on the wrist and retarded tony's fans can enjoy their elevated lead content

>>20076702
I love my Aldi but their chocolate tastes bad. THis meme that european chocolate is good needs to die.

>>20077210
They do, the crossover with Barry was to show that they could make another company's supply chain slave-free.
>>20079085
They deliberately pair up with larger producers and then go down the supply chain and make it slave free for the connection.

>>20079101
like i said, wait a couple years until you hear about some scandal. chocolate industry will never be clean

>muh ethically sourced supply chain
Unless a government entity can actually jail you for failing to uphold this, it's meaningless.

I don't have a problem with companies using black slaves to produce chocolate for me, but I do have a problem with prices increasing.
I'm also white if that matters.

I've always loved peanut slabs

>>20076392
>not consuming lead and Chadmium

The plain Milka one is good

>>20079043
same

>>20079286
based

>>20076227
It changed somehow at some point in the last year
Nothing special about it anymore. I used to eat them once a week.

>>20076392
You dumb dumb! Cadmium goes in batteries, that means it's pure power, of course we want to eat it

>>20076726
yooooooo
i aint even mad your a lidi shill!

>>20079101
>They deliberately pair up with larger producers and then go down the supply chain and make it slave free for the connection
They deliberately pair up with larger producers and then go down the supply chain and make it SEEM slave free for the connection
Paying a Nicaraguan 2 dollars a day for 16 hours of back breaking physical laborer is still morally slavery in all but name..

>>20082166
call me old fashioned or chinese but the more slaves suffer for my choccies, the better it tastes

>>20079049
>We sold out, and thats a good thing.

>>20076227
the ones without lechtins or fillers. no sugar is best, never under 70% chocolate unless white.

>>20082519
>no sugar
fucking hell anon just eat a tablespoon of dutch process cocoa powder then.

semisweet dark up to 70% is overall best. 99-100% cocoa is méme

>>20076265
You’re a /ck/ poster too

>>20082524
theres no coacoa fat in the powder retard.

>>20082537
that's your nickname now, Cocoa Fat

>>20082539
i am okay with this.

>>20082548
okay then :>

You cook fucks have it made with your slave chocolate. I was trying to buy my girl a cheapo blood diamond and you just can't get them.

>>20082174
what would a chinese Old Fashioned be like? 5oz of Erguotou and some rock sugar? has anyone tried making a cocktail with rock sugar?

>>20079027
It's absolutely disgusting if you ever had decent chocolate once.

>>20076227
list made by former fatty