/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20074809
i was very hungover the last time i went to a restaurant in britain, so hungover in fact, that i shit my pants right there at my table
the waiter told me i wasnt allowed to bring in my own food

>>20074809
Oxymoron, but really, Irish babies.

Chicken Tikka with a good cuppa Assam tea innit

Doner Kebab

>>20074809
Salmon on whole wheat toast in a pea and green sauce

not the best, but the absolute worst is the ‘stargazey pie’
it’s a fish pie, but it specifically has fish heads sticking out the top looking up, hence the name ‘stargazey’

it looks disgusting, like most british food, but deep fried pizza actually slaps

>>20074809
boiled eels

i went to an english colleagues apartment for lunch and he made me this
just pasta. no sauce, not butter, no oil, just plain pasta and black pepper

>>20074881
truly horrifying.

noodles with shrimp
nobody does it like we do

sausage roll and a can of lager

>>20074918
why is the can of lager photoshopped in?

>>20074920
drinking it. didnt want to put it down

sunday roast
>bit of meat
>couple vegetables
>few potatoes

wow good work england five stars from me

>>20074926
our meat and vegetables arent so destroyed by chemicals that we dont need to season them so much we can’t even taste them anymore
go eat a cheeseburger and pay your health insurance

our meat and vegetables arent so destroyed by chemicals that we need to season them to the point we can’t even taste them anymore
go eat a cheeseburger and pay your health insurance

>>20074906
I see why.

For me, it’s the Cornish pasty. Absolutely delicious.

British food is hyper masculine so it intimidates effeminate cultures

>>20074809
Baked beans on toast.

Nah it's full fat english breakfast

>>20074809
That's a tough one but if I really had to pick I'd say steak and ale pie. If you don't like that there's something wrong with you.

>>20074918
>>20074922
Based Bazza learning photoshop from his job centre course

>>20074809

What is British food though, half of those ingredients aren't indigenous to those islands. Hmm. Makes me think about what Brits are before the 17th century. Lots of stew and bread probably, so I'll go with that. Mutton stew with a nice buttery slice of bread sounds good to me.

Hello. I am mexican and i think the best british food is

>>20075114
Pea and ham soup with bread and lots of ale. That sounds nice actually, might have it for me din dins tomorrow and get pissed as a fart.

the BLT is actually a nice sandwich composition

>>20075154
ill second that. Its a powerhouse of a sandwitch and always under rated.

>>20074881

the color of that gravy looks so sus. Do bongs put sugar in their gravy?

>>20074814
>Oxymoron
No, it isn't.

>>20074809
this tart's ass.

the breakfast

Peas on egg.

>>20074813
XDDDDDDD YOU IMPLIED THAT SHIT (POO) IS THE SAME AS BRITISH FOOD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Suet baked goods are top tier comfort

Chicken Maryland (UK style)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Maryland

>>20074932
why are you people even here?

>>20074809
trifle soaked w/sherry is the favorite thing my mom makes for christmas
banofee pie
currant scones
honeycomb candy (Crunchie bar)
mince pies w/orange zest piecrust
sticky toffee pudding with hard sauce
coronation chicken salad

>>20075004
yup, the cornish pastie!
deep fried scotch eggs w/Colman's hot mustard and a cold stout
I like to make pickled pearl or cipprolini onions when they look pretty in the grocery. There is something about the malt vinegar that adds craveable flavor.

Bakewell tart is lovely

>>20075677
>Chicken Maryland (UK style)
Wow, never seen this!

>>20074874
Why do fish heads bother people so much, have you never caught and grilled a whole fish?

>>20074809
cyanide

>>20075765
>Why do fish heads bother people so much, have you never caught and grilled a whole fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

>>20074809
I vote for the humble gammon roast. I don't know if anyone else even does something like this, but it's certainly not a part of my native Polish cuisine. Cooked properly, it is heavenly. Soft as butter, intensely flavourful and with a wonderful sweet and sour glaze. The best part is that it's not even difficult.
https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/glazed-gammon-recipe

>>20075816
Just fucking realised that gammon and jambon both have the same etymology.

>>20074809
Do british men's penises in my mouth and ass count?

>>20074906
thats crawfish lad
>>20074918
unironically based stella is rank though
>>20075004
looks delicious anon
>>20075664
>>20075667
S tier
>>20075816
A tier

>>20075184
absolutely not. im sure yanks do, though

>>20074809
Gotta go with lasagna

>>20076701
>>20075184
if i eat game i put a bit of jelly or marmelade in the gravy

meat pies seem very british

Plum pudding is my favourite part of Christmas.

>>20074809
Gregg's sausage roll.

>>20074874
Fucking grim.

When it comes to British food, you can't beat the munchy box

>>20074809

>>20074920
I don't know but it makes it more amusing

>>20077245
grim

>>20074920
He didn't want you to think he didn't own a can of lager

>>20074906
those aren't shrimp
look more like langostinos

>>20077250
YES
Ever since someone on /ck/ informed me about these, I've been eating one nearly every day for breakfast or lunch
And I'm still not bored with them. It just appeals to my palette so well.

>>20077250
I have always thought in the back of my mind: cheese and onions

>>20074809
For me? It's a nice smack barm pea wet

>>20078736
>palette
*palate
Retard.

>>20078767
You're right
My bad

>>20077245
That’s not a munchy box.

>>20078756
>pea wet
*pee wet
Retard.

>>20078776
Sick of these breakfast munchy boxes, and the Chinese ones as well. To be a real munchy box it needs to be filled with donner meat, pakora, bhajis, chips, and onion rings. Maybe some chicken nuggets, and something else I'm missing.

>>20078767
bit rude.

>>20077232
not a fan of pies?

>>20075004
seconding this

>>20074809
Dump the weird viennoiserie in the middle, peel the potatoes or even better ditch them too and you'll have a pretty nice plate.

>>20079086
tryhard

>>20074881
>slaps
Go back

>>20075695
that all sounds delicious

>>20074874
you have never tried this recipe I guarantee

>>20074809
Mac and cheese.

Is there any good Mexican food in London?

>>20079485
no

I've always enjoyed my food when I've travelled to England... controversial, I know!

>>20075004
worked at a pasty shop in the USA, you get sick of eating them when it's your lunch every day

>>20079485
It's London. Going by pure numbers, there has to be. Other UK cities have good Mexican food, so I'd wager that it's likely. I took a Mexican friend who was visiting to a restaurant in Scotland and she was shocked at how good and authentic it was.

>>20074809
bubble and squeak

>>20074813
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast

>>20076745
>meat pies
Good suggestion. Many types too.
>>20077119
I prefer to the rum for my xmas pud in a butter and have that on the side. Not something to stay awake after having!

>>20078736
>one nearly every day
>still not bored with them
I know what you mean. Used to have them for lunch all the time. Back then I was buying them from Tesco though - they're a lot better home made.

>>20075114
Meat, fish and vegetables like all cuisines. Some of the best seasonal produce in the world, and among the highest animal welfare and quality of meat. Most of the world just knows the meme WWII stuff though.

>>20079485
El Pastor, Cavita, Zapote, Breddos

Suet steak & kidney pie,mushy peas,chips and gravy on a Friday night.
Served with a cuppa Yorkshire gold.

>>20074809
Guess it depends where you go. First time in UK it was tasteless no seasoned garbage

Went to leeds and York legit every spot I went to was AMAZING bros. Best Indian of my life too got chicken changezi

>>20074932
>>20074934
it doesn't work like that

>>20082984
im not anon but i agree with them. theyre correct. You however are just pissed offas the truth hurts you obese cunt

>>20075677
So you Brits had to come over to the USA to my state to learn how to make a chicken dish?
You Bongs are weirdos

>>20083261
The British invented Maryland.

>>20079485
>Mexican food in London
Why do you want that? You are literally like that episode of the Simpsons where they go to Japan and end up eating in Americatown.

>>20083323
I heard a story once that the US embassy wanted to buy the freehold on their UK property. Turns out it belonged to the Duke of Westminster, so they asked him to name a price. He said he wanted Virginia back. No sale.

>>20083323
No, America did. England just caused people to flee because the Pilgrims were autistic and the King didn't like them.
Anyway, good to know the Bongs appreciate Maryland.

>>20078911
WRONG

ITS A SMACK BARM PEA WET YA DOSSER
ITS LUVLY WITH A PINT AND SOME CHIPS CORR IN IT
IN WIGGAN THE PEA WET IS AS GOOD AS GRAVY YEH

>>20083193
ok retard

>>20083447
The Pilgrims didn't found America, the Jamestown settlers did. You've been fed propaganda about how Americans were unique, freedom loving individuals since day one when in reality the settlers of Plymouth Rock all died of starvation and disease. Jamestown was the first real permanent colony, even American scholars agree on this.

>>20075114

Beef Wellington

Beef Wellington

>>20083581
Yes I know the Jamestown settlers founded America but Jamestown is not in Maryland. The area of Maryland was settled several decades after the initial Jamestown settlement.
Even though the Pilgrims all eventually died you still had people similar to them coming over for years. That's how you got the Quakers and other denomenations.
Now go back to paying for your TV license and getting your knife confiscated, Nigel.

Most interesting thing about Britain is that their own food is pretty middling but they make better versions of other countries' food somehow

>>20074809
jamaican patty is the best english food next to indian curry

beef wellington

pie and mash
jellied eels
simple as

>>20074874
Is it eaten by just throwing out the fish heads, or do you eat them? If they're just tossed out it's just a meme and looks good

>>20085831
Its a meme, literally most people in the uk havent had this. We have fish pie but its nothing like the starry gazer one

>>20083610
Romans came into Britain, saw them living peacefully off the land, communally, and democratically electing the strongest men, and got enraged anyone would dare live under anything but a fascist oligarchy.

>>20084212
I wish I could get this in the US

>>20085866
Anywhere North of the Watford Gap you would struggle to find this shyte

>>20085870
Great Britain has fallen

>>20074809
>No mention of pork pies
Absolutely shameful display lads

Steak and ale pie.
Made it myself.

>>20085903
how did it look before it came out your bum ahahaha

>>20085903
shit and anal pie

>>20083610
>this post was brought to you by an effeminate burger

>>20074809
>Toad in the Hole
>Gammon with pineapple ring, egg, chips and peas
>Faggots with mashed potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy
>Kippers with bread and butter
>Cornish Pasty with some boiled Jersey Royals and asparagus

>>20074809
why are jannies not removing pornography from a work safe board? I just got fired from my job because of this.

>>20074809
Cornish pasties, pork pies, fish and chips, bangers and mash