/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20063847
...to this (Pop-Tarts circa 2024)?

>>20063847
>>20063848
Those are different flavors
Goyslop has gotten terrible nowadays though I agree
Most of little debbie's isn't even edible anymore. Snack cakes leave an uncomfortable greasy film on the roof of my mouth and just taste sickly.

>>20063848
the west has fallen...

>>20063847
I knew I wasnt imagining it

Capitalism, markets and the "race to the bottom"

There were shit poptarts in the '90s too.
>>20063890
I also would prefer a national socialist system.

>>20063890
>race to the bottom
lets keep your dads sex life out of this ok

they're even better now

Yuro here, I have no idea how you can stomach this shit. It is the most vile, teeth-dissolvingly sweet abomination I have ever had the misfortune of eating.

>>20064052
didnt ask, thirdie

>>20064052
You have entire stores dedicated to selling imported burger slop. We may live with it, but you actively go out of your way and pay premiums to bring it closer.

>>20063847
>>20063848
>he still eats 90s food

>>20064052
If your teeth hurt, it's because the filling is acidic and you already have thin enamel/cavities.

I'm a toaster strudel man, myself.

>>20064089
It's a novelty to laugh at. You can buy mushy peas and spotted dick imported from the UK in the US, doesn't mean we are obsessed with them.

>>20063847
The toasting is required.

But, only the Smores and random limited flavors are worth buying, and only once in a blue moon. These are good as a midnight snack, like a hot cookie with a cold glass of milk. Any of the crusts that are graham, gingerbread, or spiced cookie are going to be tolerable. Ordinary pie crust is not good. I liked the Pumpkin Pie and Iced Gingerbread as much the toasted marshmallow goodness of the Smores.

>>20064144
>The toasting is required.
Pop-Tarts have always been better untoasted. The only exception is those ice cream sundae ones that tasted good frozen.

>>20064144
>The toasting is required.
Pop-Tarts have always been better untoasted.

>>20064141
>It's a novelty to laugh at.
You and I both know you're not importing barges of this shit "to laugh at".

>>20063848
I remember random pop tarts coming out of the package like that in the 80s.
Fuck 'em anyway. Where's my Toaster Strudel bros at?

>>20064055
>>20064089
>>20064116
btfo'd lol
>>20064141
>it's a novelty to laugh at
>but I've also bought it before
also out of all the international stores I've seen in ny, there are no mushy peas or spotted dick. You can find maybe clotted cream and hp sauce or the blue can heinz, so yeah you fuckers are actually obsessed and pay to have our glorious food stuffs in your country.

>>20064162
For me? It's the hot fudge sundae but in the freezer

>>20063847
>>20063848
>NOOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN DIABEETUS SLOP
>REEEE REEEE REEE MOM GET THE TENDIESSSSSS
kill yourself, you fat fuck

i miss pop-tarts oops all frosting with mini pop-tart shaped sprinkles

>>20064089
>premiums
The plural of premium is premia. No need to thank me.

>>20064209
That one was based, great memories from when that first came around.

>>20064274
>mfw hot fudge sundae poptarts come out the freezer

>>20064206
You just made me sad that we'll never get food Joshua Luna comics again because he left Twitter and got a gf. Look at this shit. I don't want this, I want shitty takes on how racist Americans are for not eating pagpag

>>20063847
pop tarts have always been shit. even as a kid i was disappointed whenever i had one. the pastry was flavourless and texturally unsatisfying, and you could barely taste the filling

>>20064345
You have to be 18 or older to use this website. If you don't remember pre-9/11 pop tarts your opinion doesn't count.

Pop tarts are garbage, real men ate toaster strudels

>>20064365
>18 or older
>pre 9/11
people born in 2006 can use this website now, retard

>>20064326
>A hornet just killed this dragonfly and the red and black ants are fighting each other for the scraps
Holy fucking shit dude let me watch

>>20064375
Those are two separate points that are equally true.