/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20032784
Tito's.

>>20032784
i once went to the liquor store and bought 1.75 of vodka and a 1.5l of yellowtail. the clerk said "excellent selection sir" and proceeded to card me

>>20032821
Did your fake id work?

>>20032817
No, Popov's, Flieschman's, Stolchnaya are low tier. Tito's is actually decent.

All I can taste is moldy potatoes in Stoli.

>>20032834
my real id worked. although it's dicey bc one guy at that store won't take out of state ids

>>20032840
I only drink Deep Eddie unflavored and Polish potato vodka.

>>20032850
Haven't had a flavored vodka since high school, will keep and eye out for Deep Eddie.

Any Polish Potato brands you recomend? Had a Polish Rye vodka and it was... interesting.

>>20032842
I'm in my 40s and I still get carded. I know most of the time it's because it's policy, but also, I have a full beard, and that throws people way off
tl;dr grow a beard

>>20032874
California has to card everyone now apparently

>>20032870
Belvedere and Luksusowa are the most widely distributed Polish vodkas found in the US. I live in the northeast and I can only find Deep Eddie at big box liquor stores, I thinks it's more popular in the south and west. I always challenge my friends to line up a shot of Tito's and one of Deep Eddie, down both and honestly say with one is smoother. I never drank flavored liquor in highschool. First liquor I ever tried was when I was 16 and the first place I drove to with my new driver's license was to the liquor store my friend worked at. He sold me a 750ml bottle of Evan Williams white label and a 40oz of Miller high life and drove to the lake beach. I cracked open the whiskey and poured two shots into a unused paper coffee cup and sent it down the hatch. I never understood people who say they hated beer and whiskey the first time they drink it. I also like black coffee, chewing tobacco and cigars so my taste buds are built different. Americans these days are just afraid of flavor.

>>20032840
Unironically the french Kirkland at Costco is outstanding

>>20032915
What is distilled from?

A classic

>>20032922
Dont know. Says something about "finest grains"

>>20032932
whatchu know about that?

>>20032784
>mad dog is "low-end"
punkass bitch, im gonna kill u

>>20032879
Technically yes but I don't get carded often

>>20032995

Goes down smooth

>>20032991
Fucking Based and Kirkland pilled.

>>20032932
Whatchoo know bout that, prolly nuthin, prolly a lot.

>>20032991
I've heard people say that this is just gray goose, no idea if that's actually true or not.

>>20032784
Holy fuck - it's a high school party. Most flavored rums are trash, too.

>>20032784
Bum wine is illegal in Washington State. Our state government is so invested in beer you wouldn't fucking believe it. If the state constitution didn't have a democracy guarantee, weed, liquor, vidya games, and wine would all be illegal as competitors to beer.

>>20033205
It's not, but it's just as good.

>>20033186
prolly tons (i know tons about that and i wish i didn't)

>>20033260
Doesn't Washington have the most expensive liquor in the entire USA?

>>20032932
I get a six pack of tall boys instead of 40s but Steel Reserve really isn't THAT bad. It's $7 and gets me where I want to be for two nights.

>>20033268
Have you considered switching to natty daddy? It has the same amount of alcohol with far fewer calories.

>>20033264
Yes and no. We have a $7 bottle tax on anything over 19% alcohol, which was ruled illegal by the state supreme court except they still charge it.
We also have a massive inter-state liquor tax, except for Oregon, Alaska, BC, Alberta, Idaho, Montana, and the Yukon. Except it also doesn't apply to U.S. territories and/or protectorates, so Puerto Rico, where Bacardi, Captain Morgan, etc. are from , as well as Native nations, so Rich & Rare, New Amsterdam, etc.

UV blue is great for parties

>>20033185
kek, seconded... have a bump

>>20032870
potato vodka is shit. grain alcohol is always smoother. only niggers and muh tradition autism fags will disagree because potato vodka is cheaper.

>>20033378
Oregon has "fixed" pricing and 90% of stores are owned/ran by OLCC. You know your getting screwed when your regular $35 bottle is $50.

>>20033238
I tend to agree but you cant beat a coconut rum pina colada

>>20032874
Went to US for the first time last month. I was surprised when they asked for an ID. It's been a while since I've been asked for one back home. Kinda felt nice desu

>>20033260
Dunno about WA state, but my buddy Dave lives in a gentrified urban neighborhood with local regulations to disincentive sales of "malt liquor", with legalese carefully crafted to still allow sales of high ABV craft beer at Whole Foods. It would be much easier just to put up signs saying "black homeless gtfo", but white libtards are a funny bunch.

>>20032870
Chopin is very good. Wyborowa for cheap stuff, Żubrówka for flavored. T. Polish.

>>20034438
Didn't quite read, Wyborowa is Rye. Luksusowa is the cheap option for Polish potato vodka, it's pretty good

>>20033409
How's high school?

>>20034184

It's funny how verbiage will affect laws. Technically malt liquor and craft beer have the same gravity, but it's the consumers of the former really fuck up an environment

>>20033287
I can try it, I've heard that's actually disgusting though.

>>20034557
Natty Daddy is by far the most smooth malt liquor beers to gulp down. I used to drink wild berry Fem Light platinum seltzer, now I cannot stomach the aroma of that anymore along with white claw surge.

>>20032784
STEP ASIDE FUCKERS. Most of Ontario's cheapest booze is domestic fortified wine (17%-20% abv.) which comes from wineries around Niagara or something. Kelly's was the cheapest by a good margin last time I checked, though it's still beat by No Name's dollar beers if you factor in the deposit (and if they still sell those). The other fortified wines would generally come in plastic bottles, though there was an Australian brand (Emu?) on the lower end of abv. that came in glass and didn't look so trashy. Was the shittiest of them, however. Once saw a bottle of Emu in a professor's house and he explained that he'd only dare touch the stuff for cooking, but of course my standards were much lower.

Only reason I found out about Kelly's is because I'd see the cartons strewn about the parks come morning when I lived in Thunder Bay. And in fact Thunder Bay is Ontario's Kelly's capital, and its liquor stores stock more than any in Toronto. Pretty sure it's all going to alcoholic natives from the reserves.

>>20034981
In Quebec one of these, a big can of Labatt Bleue Dry 10.1%, is the cheapest I know of. I think it's some kind of malt liquor. I'd gladly take Kelly's any day over this shit, but that's not in the cards anymore.

>>20032879
It's the register that forces them to enter a birthdate to ring up alcohol. If you're obviously old enough the clerk will usually either just ask your birthdate or enter some date like 01011970 and not ask at all.

>>20034990
I have a funny story about these
>be me 18
>live in Ontario, right on the border with QC
>often cross over to get alcohol
>start talking to this girl at school in the late autumn
>decide to go on a date
>we both wanted to drink so we decided to bus
>took the bus to the QC side and find the closest gas station. buy four 750ml cans of Labatt dry 10.1%
>bus back to local skatepark and get absolutely obliterated by gas station moonshine on an empty stomach
>end up fucking her on the grass near the bus terminal
>black out on my bus ride home, I am the sole passenger
>vomit tremendously while seated in plain view of the drivers mirror
>he somehow doesn't notice
>by the grace of God I heard a stop somewhat near my house (10 blocks)
>make it home with frozen vomit on my jacket
Turns out I tried to stop the vomit from going all over the bus by catching it down my sleeve. And that's why I only drink the 5% stuff anymore

>>20032932

>>20035228
did he dieded

>>20035228
What do you think he was listening to?

we used to buy these for my sweet ol' granny as a gag

IDGAF, I still like it if my objective is to just get drunk

>>20035451
CHRISTMAS by BAT-BIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU8NRlDmf_E
version w or w/o bats

>>20032784

>>20035451
Eminem

>>20035204
HPV.

>>20033378
New Amsterdam is made on a reservation?

>>20035625

No but it is definitely consumed on a reservation

>>20035663
Rez drunks drink svedka.

>>20035228
Sleep Tight, Steeler

>>20032784
Used to drink this and get wasted when I was 15-16. Good times

>>20034981
North America needs better package design for their shitty alcohol

>>20034981
>>20036479

>a touch of the Old Blarney

What does this even mean? They put a bit of rock that thousands of retarded tourists have licked and locals have pissed on inside it? Or is this just "slap as many Irish things on it as possible to sell this swill to idiots who make "being Irish" (as the immigration papers show Great Grandad Zebrowski came from Dublin. Don't look into how long he had lived there or where he was born, he came from DUBLIN OKAY?!) their entire personality"?

>>20035228
that guy isn't dead in this picture but i bet he's dead right now

fuck steel reserve, fuck olde englishe, for me, it is Black Commando, the best blackout generator

>>20032784
You havent had low-end booze until you've fermented your own in a bucket in your bathroom.

>>20036514
But that requires things like:
>planning
>foresight
>having a fixed abode
>not having roommates/family who would immediately steal it
So you see, bucketchads are actually successful, sophisticated millionaires, pillars of their communities, while also being sigma chad renegades bucking the man, the system, and society.
t. picrel

>>20036530
hmm when you put it like that....

The only acceptable choice

>>20032840
Titos is dogshit. Vodka isn't supposed to have a flavor and titos has an aftertaste at double the price. Popov is unironically better for half the price because it is neutral.

>>20034948
>Nutty Daddy
>Femboy Light
why is trashy booze named like this

>>20035451

Steel Panther

>>20036549

You know it's top class when it comes from an old jerry can

>>20033205
It's Gray Goose for 1/3rd the price per liter

>>20032784
Got a bottle of this just to try it. Tastes okay, but even though I had one glass of it I ended up with a hangover the next morning and I didn't even get a buzz out of it let alone get drunk.

>>20036909
alcoholism is disproportionately prominent amongst homos

>>20032932
I like Miller High Life in these bottles.

>>20032874
How old's your beard? Maybe she looks too young.

>>20032784
I like how they give a free stomach pump with a purchase of 5 MD's

>>20034184
Yeah it's pretty funny. You can't find 8% Steel Reserve anywhere but I literally bought a 6 pack of picrel at whole foods yesterday for like $11.50. Apparently Seattle is okay with people being alcoholics as long as they're white collar alcoholics.

>>20038276
>Apparently Seattle is okay with people being alcoholics as long as they're white collar alcoholics.
That's just the way life is. If you're poor you're a filthy drunk, but if you make at least $60,000 a year you're "fond of a little drinkie every now and then."

>>20035477
Hams is fine. It’s like shitier PBR. From the land of sky blue waters.

>>20032874
just don't get booze with women. Every time I do I get carded. and 50% of those times they don't have their ID with them so I can purchase anything. Good lord.

>bottle and a half of this every week
>mixed with Sam's Diet Cola
It's a waste of money, ye
It's impacting my work, yes
It's killing me, yes
I should stop, yes
Yup

>>20037676
it any good?

>>20033260
The fuck are you on about? I live in Bremerton and there's a 7/11 about two minutes walking distance that sells Mad Dog.

Test

>>20038287
Making 60k does not mean you're no longer poor even in my quaint flyover. I'd imagine it puts you at the poverty line in seattle.
Anyway, I'm not sure if this counts as filthy drunk tier or not, but It tastes fine to good, gets you fucked up, and isn't heinously expensive.

>>20039348
Forgot the pic.

>>20036492
Perhaps it's distantly related to the Irish low end booze of choice. As they say, "Buckfast gets you fucked fast"
Though I'm sure it was originally meant to appeal to bogtrogging trailer trash

>>20037578
Didn't they used to sell these in 710ml years ago? I remember your choice was skulling a 710, a 950ml or a 1.4L bottle of one of these before going into bars and gigs as a teenager. I'm sure if I still lived in that shithole that's what I'd still do considering a pint is like 10 bucks and the staff expect you to tip at least 20%

>>20032874
Post face

>>20034981
>>20036492
>>20039786
>Pickle Lake and Sioux Lookout up at the top
Yup. Northwestern Ontario is killing it on Kelly's-per-capita. I fucking miss it bros.

>>20039791
I'm too new to have seen the 710mL cans, but even the big bottles (1.4L?) are rare if you want 10.1%. Or maybe I'm not going to shitty enough deps, or the local bums aren't trusted with glass.

>>20032784
White Lightening, for an overproof it's surprisingly alright.

>>20032932
Mah N word

>can't buy 40s in FL

Why am I just getting this bad news? I've been here for three years and am just finding out

>>20038287
One of those shits in alleys and stabs passersby. One does not.

>>20039349
Mmmm, that was my brand when I was drinking myself stupid every night years ago. Had to give it all up.

>>20039349

This is the kind of stuff my buddy's dad always drank. Never got the hang of it even though I like most other bourbons

>>20032995
probly tons

Tonight I'm gonna be drinking this vile trash while watching Slumber Party Massacre 2.

>>20034981
>>20034981
I prefered the taste of pale dry select. $10 for 750ml at 20% over Kelly's.

down the select with some ginger ale or grape soda or grape juice and its best.

But my all time fav LCBO is FAXE 10. fuck I miss those. a homeless guy in Hamilton made me get them once. down two in 5 minutes and its like drinking 4 tallboys and I was good to go for just under $10. Spent a whole summer at McMaster drinking these and biking around.

I'm 35 now and I either need to transition to sleezecore and keep drinking or be sober

>>20041134

>>20032784
its funny how a bunch of low end booze can get you a bunch of high end high school tail

>>20040404
One does but can afford to fight the charges
>affluenza!

>>20035228
Sleep tight, Steeler!

>>20033264
Prices are the same barring it isn't over a fifth. Over that volume there's a huge state tax. I just drive into Oregon when I get liquor

>>20036549
I want it.

This stuff is like 8 bucks for a handle. it's actually not bad as a mixer but I pity the alkies drinking it straight
>>20039348
>>20039349
60k is absolutely no longer poor outside of major cities, albeit firmly within the lower middle class. cities like seattle are an entirely different matter.
I'd say WT is a step above Jack Daniels or Jameson on the filthy drunk ladder but not super far above them.

>>20041134
Yeah, the other cheap fortified wines were good too when I couldn't find Kelly's. They all came in the exact same shitty plastic bottle from the bottle shelf, but had various names. I figured out I'd hit a comfortable level of barely drunk after half a bottle of those wines, but I'd get screwed if what they had was like 18% or something and fail to meet my threshold. Only drank on weekends and thus never developed a tolerance, so I could follow that rule pretty faithfully. Was enough to land myself at a bar later and coast on a single cheap beer the rest of the night.

But FUCK Faxe. First drink I had after moving to Montreal and it was total shit. I'd take Bleue Dry over that. Maybe I just wasn't ready for it, but it's seared into my brain that that stuff sucks.

>>20041114
OOF. Looks like rotgut booze.

>>20041474

That vodka looks like a hangover of biblical proportions

>>20042567
Certainly feels that way this morning

>>20032870
Monopolowa is pretty damn good at only $20 for a fifth.

Mix one of these bad boys with your energy drink of choice to get white girl wasted

Why is it so good bros

Steel reserve? Nah, bruh. dis shit get u turnt

>>20044385
I’ve always wanted to see her boobs

Its unironically quite good due to its high sugar content.

>>20035228
I hate this photo

>>20036479
Based Valdemar enjoyer

>>20032995
top kek classic

>>20039304
>33%
>whisky

>>20036549
W-what happens after December 2012?

>>20036555
titos doesn't give me a hangover when I drink half a bottle though

>>20045859
By that point the plastic bottle is probably so broken down it just falls apart

>>20038276
in ohio, all the 8% mikes hards and twisted teas are cheaper than the 4% versions, probly cause they taste like shit