/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20030432
>retarded attention whore threads
>op that thinks xir's opinion matters
Go back to twitter.

>umami

>>20030432
>housemade

>>20030432
>woman-owned

>>20030432
>restrooms for paying customers only

>>20030651
>employees must wash hands before returning to work

>>20030657
>takeout order
>"tips appreciated"

>vegan
>cruelty free
>organic

>putting influencer reviews in the window

>gourmet

>>20030432
>mouthfeel

>>20030697
This is the best indicator that something is average at best. No one who knows anything about food has used that term since the 90s.

>>20031021
gourmet - someone who enjoys only the best food they can get.
gourmand - someone who likes to eat (/ck/)

>>20030697
>weeaboo

>>20030432
>'chup
>peetzer, za, peezer, pidser
>gozzer, go za -chicago peezer
>brekky
>din
>deenz
>evoo
>sammie

>>20030436
you are the tourist here, my stupid nigger friend
lurk moar

>taste
>texture
>fiber
>protein
>myoglobin

>>20031092
You should be ashamed of yourself. You pathetic loser.

>>20030698
Always hated this one. Its texture. Just say texture.

>>20030432
>craft
>artisanal
>sustainable
>free range
>cruelty free
>non gmo

>>20031135
>myoglobin

>>20030432
>no MSG

>Referring to meat as "protein"

>filling
>veggies / veg instead of vegetables
>carbs instead of carbohydrates
>Salsa / Crema instead of shutting the fuck up
>Pretentious

>autism and language

>>20031086
>mozz

>>20030432
>sneed oil

>saying or doing anything

>>20031137
no defense for your behavior

Shit the fuck up your all artistic.

>'go 'za

>>20031911
>chedder

>>20031152
no it isn't

>>20031324
I don't like this one either. Or when they refer to dishes and entrées as "items."

>sando
>sammy
>sammich
>sanwich

>authentic

>>20030645
>but it's MAN-made
A man died, and then his daughters that inherited his business decided to slap that shitty label on every product. Never bought their stuff again.

>>20030432
>sustainable
What the fuck does this even mean in terms of food? You can't re-eat the burger you already had. I'm not eating insects just because they have small carbon footprint or they're in my footprint or whatever.

>>20030651
>tfw you park your giant 1998 chevy 1500 express van next to a wall then open both side doors and piss as long as you want cos nobody can see or stop you
can even leave a nice song blasting while you do it

>3rd Wave
>Ethically Sourced
>Fairtrade
>Farm To Table

>>20030432
>crispy
>grilled
>baked

>>20030432
Thanks to Big Data, marketing pukes run our world.

>>20032133
Imagine being so retarded you think complaining about words is a quality cooking thread. Like I said go spew your opinion no one cares about on twitter. That's what it's made for.

>>20031086
Thats based though.

>>20033568
The real redpill is that marketing doesn't actually work at all, and the real target of marketing is actually the companies that marketing firms convince to fork over money.

>>20030432
>delish

>>20033567
>food
>cooking

>>20030645
>black owned

>>20030432
>depth of flavor

>>20033561
Damn the Starbucks mermaid lookin thicc

>>20030432
>"select your protein"

>>20033656
buddy. it's 4ch. these threads have existed for a long time. some people find them funny. not every thread needs to be a cook along. be happy it isn't another fast food advertisement. also kill yourself. you are the only one here with a twitter account.

>>20033656
Cringe

I bet you’d rather us post a fast food thread or a ja/ck/ webm thread

>deconstructed

>>20030432
You want cringe?
>dry aged and smoked mozzarella [on a pizza]
>topped with fuckloads
>double baked 'roni
>'roni-grease-ranch
>now ya did!
captcha: GAYJGT

>>20034708
but wait, there's more:
>I Will Fuckin' Smash You pizza
>Heart Attack pizza
>S#itfaced Chicken pizza
>Boloney Rex sub: Pull out game STRONG on this one
>Oui Oui Wee Wee: hot dog
>Satan's Hellstick: mozzarella stick
>Unicorn Blood: a unicorn died for this, you're welcome mozzarella sticks

>>20030432
>home-made
>nobody lives at the store where it was made

>>20030698
>>20031152
Don't forget Toothsome. That's just the most meaningless horseshit possible. In fact I'd say it's Sphinctersome.

>>20032172
Then what is it? Enlighten the rest of us on the raft, Nigger Jim.

>>20034369
>>20034488
Projection. Get back to twitter.

>>20035055
There's a family of mice in the walls.

>>20033661
Yeah
Bad
And
Stupid
Eugh
Dickhead

>>20033656
Imagine being a retarded faggot who thinks he can tell people what to post.
Cunt you aren't even a jannie. You're actually lower than a jannie.

You little Randall Weemsesque faggot.

>>20030698
This is definitley the most faggot shit there is. Just say body, thickness, or texture.

>locally sourced
>woman-owned
>black-owned

>>20035130
>bipoc

>>20035064
>Enlighten the rest of us on the raft, Nigger Jim.
Merry Christmas anon, you really are the gift that keeps on giving.

>>20030645
>>20034255

Thank god I don't live in am*rica and I've never seen this shit.

>>20032172
Yes it is. Calling 'texture' 'mouthfeel' is the epitome of an idiot trying to sound more intelligent.

>>20031086
>pidser
You don't know what you're talking about cunt

>random bible verse in tiny letters on the back of the package for no reason

>>20035083
Seethe more, baby girl. It makes me laugh.

>>20035083
>lower than a jannie
1) It's "janny"; "jannies" for plural.
2) Why would you go and say a thing like that?

>>20034082
>rare
>medium
>well done