/ck/ - Food & Cooking

WTF

>Americans install carpet in their oven

just spatchcock it for fuck sake

>>20031958
The heat of the drippings kills the bacteria.

>>20031960
I prefer to bdsmcock it tyvm

>>20031958
Its rice, you brain dead euro trash scum

>>20031953
>is this a legit technique?
No anon that is completely unhinged and is in no Way an acceptable Way to treat your produce. Quite frankly this makes makes me very angry to see

>>20031960
is it too late to learn how to spatchcock? I need to cook a 14lb turkey on christmas day

>>20031953
>why yes, I do enjoy cleaning chicken fat from my oven. how could you tell!?

>>20032523
You better get that bird in a dry brine tonight
Spatchcocking is not hard but roasting it whole is easier, it just takes more time
Seriously, get off 4ch and get some salt on that carcass

>>20031953
based airfrying a turkey hack
>>20031958
fellow >>>/diy/gore fan
>>20032505
It's board culture you fucking newfaggot

>>20031953
I am getting pretty strong "I love to travel !!!" vibes from that bird

>>20032541
oof, meant >>>/diy/abomination

>>20032544
This guy fucks

>>20031958
That's a cookie sheet covered in mozz

>>20032505
No, it's carpet, I can see a woven backing on the left edge.

>>20032536
I don't think it has thawed thoughver

>>20032544
>>20032563
Looks like it's ready to settle down.

It's all about the drippings

>>20031958
>Thirdies can't afford carpet in their ovens

Based. Totally fucking based.

>>20032523
> is it too late to learn how to spatchcock? I need to cook a 14lb turkey on christmas day

>>20032596

>>20032612
>Baste. Totally fucking baste.
fixed

>>20031953
not really unless u wanna clean that oven gril thing too.

>>20032590
She's had her fun but now she is sick of the bad boys and looking for a man that works hard , has a home and is ready to have a family and is man enough to accept as she is and her kid who will always come first.
If any of that intimidates you then do not message her

>>20032523
You need a pair of kitchen or garden shears to do it.
So run to Home Depot.

>>20033175
ok *doesn't message her*

>>20033175
I can fix all of them.

>>20032563
You REALLY need to lay off the incest pr0n.
That's his mom.

>>20033638
with legit cooking techniques?

>>20033175
This is every woman in my area plus they are 200+pounds. Men are lining up for them to so I've checked out completely and resorted to a fwb I see twice a month. I never wanted to be a degenerate but that's what it's come down to.

>>20032536
Roasting it whole has the drawback of overcooking the breast while getting the dark meat up to temperature. Breast does best at 145-150F and dark meat does best at 160-165F. I cook the breast and dark meat in two separate pans and pull the breast at 135 and the dark meat at 155 to account for carryover.

>>20032522
There is no produce in that photo. It's just a bird carcass hanging over a bed of rice.

Also, it wouldn't work as the meat will start to shred as it gets more thoroughly cooked and will eventually fall into the rice.

>>20033175
Translation: Filthy used-up roastie whore who finally realized that fucking niggers is a path to suffering.

I hope Tyrone kills her and her little nigglet.

>>20031953
Image subtitle: american woman after they are 30 and ready to settle with a real man after having mutt babies from Jamal and Tyrone.

>>20031953
everything reminds me of her

>>20034029
>he doesn't cook dark meat untill 200

>>20031953
It’s legitimate but whether it works or not is a different matter.

>>20031953
Looks like a single mother of 3 black kids finally ready to settle down

>>20032523
>Too late to learn
Have you cooked it yet? Because spatchcocking takes about 30 seconds to learn and another 30 seconds to do.

>>20034099
200 is charitably described as 'cooked to fuck'

>>20034353
Are you man enough to step up and put an ring on it?

>>20034035
calm down edgy boi

>>20034591
I usually describe it as cooked until fork tender.

>>20034029
My ovens heat from the bottom, so this doesn't happen
Some people cook their whole roasts upside down
The fastest and surest one-oven method is the Julia Child method, which will deliver breasts and leg meat cooked perfectly at the same time

>>20031953
so disgusting what the nazis did during WW2

>>20034009
>so I've checked out completely and resorted to a fwb I see twice a month. I never wanted to be a degenerate
that's not checking out nor is it shameful or whatever you're implying

>>20032544
Pfahaha.

>>20035127
Casual sex is a sin

>>20033647
Nta but nigger "this guy fucks" is not implying his fucking the lady but that he lays pipe.

The pic is click-bait. They spatchcocked and had a tomato-onion paste/sauce brushed onto it on all sides. The rice had carrots, cream, zucchini. Then they made a cheezy roux to dip the chicken in too. It's prettier in the final shots.

>>20032589
Then it's fucked and destined to be a shitty turkey. Why the fuck were you not defrosting it since Thursday or Friday at the latest?

>>20033175
soon to become a strong independent woman who don't need no man

>>20034044
I literally had one of these living across the street from me when I lived in Seattle. They moved into a Section 8 house about four years after I bought mine (the landlord was some Chinese guy living in Los Angeles who refused to repair it; the previous tenant was a nice old guy who couldn't take winters with no functioning furnace in the house).

The husband/boyfriend/cuck was just as much of a s-o-y-boy as you would expect. The kids were both violent thug-life monsters who brought all their gangsta friends into the neighborhood. Houses started getting broken into and cars started getting vandalized within a few weeks of them moving in.

One of their buddies tried kicking my (1950s era solid wood) door in at about 3am one night. I kinda wish he had; I woke up instantly and rolled out of bed with my 12ga shotgun ready in hands. It would have been messy but worth it.

>>20034029
Alton Brown maneuver. Put some foil on that shit

>>20036618
Anon a woman needs a man , like a fish needs a bicycle

>>20031953
It wouldn't work with a top burner - the wings and legs would torch well before the cavity hit temp.

>>20037016
Who would be dumb enough to use the broiler for that?

>>20037082
A lot of electric and gas ovens have upper and lower burners that engage automatically. I can choose to disengage either on mine in standard and convection modes, but it's the first time I've seen that option.

>>20037167
They have both but the top one only comes on when you set the oven to broil. Thats the broiler burner

>>20031958

I’m making lasagna with my mon today

Mom made the sausage gravy and it was i the freezer already

Mom had 2 kinds of gravy so we gone rock both

>>20032544
>>20032590
>>20033175
>bitter incels can't help themselves from making a cooking thread about their bitterness about women

>>20032505
Tfw when I fucked up the rice
The rice was ready but the chicken needed a couple more minutes and I thought hell those couple more minutes couldn't possibly overcook the rice

>>20037250
On any oven I've owned, the top and bottom burners operate simultaneously, unless broiling..

>>20031966
kek

>>20037459
exact opposite of my experience
The top burner going when you are say baking a cake, would straight up ruin the top.
Maybe you had a oven that did that for a quick preheat?
In a oven the heat has to come from the bottom or nothing works right

>>20037420
why so sensitive ? its just jokes anon

>>20031953
I think the wings and breast will overcook, but the skin will be wonderfully browned.

>>20031953
Is that hope solo?
I hope so

>>20037958
low

>>20037417
How did it turn out?

>>20037417
your mom lets you have 2 gravy?

>>20037013
women cant even open their own jars

>>20035807
KEK it turned out great and I didn't put any salt on it until about 30 minutes before I put it in the oven

get fucked

>>20031958
sand

>>20031958
luxury

>>20031960
>>20032523
Spatchcock is a meme for people too lazy/unskilled to debone

>>20031953
Yes, it's a legit technique, if you want to frick it when it's nice and warm fresh out of the oven, if you know what I mean.

>>20038560
Poultry logs weird me out. If I'm serving boneless poultry,I butcher the bastid.

>>20031953
Interesting technique but doesn’t the door get in the way when you kneel in front of the oven?

>>20031953
No it would fall off the cooking rack within the first hour and start a fire lol

>>20031958
>>20032505
>>20032575
>These retards don't cook a cheese pizza under their turkey

>>20031958
lost

>>20033175
i can hear this webm

>>20038234
they can use a tool to do it or call jar dash

*enthusiastic clapping*

>>20032505
i love how you faggots always start going at each other, meanwhile it could be some faggot from asia or australia

>>20031958
>Yeah no I remember eating carpet. No so much the robots and the lasers.

>>20039365

>>20039263
phone poster

>>20037420
>t. roastie

>>20040892
indeed.
getting quite toasty as well

bump for interest

why not just get the proper tools to make rotisserie chicken?

>>20032505
>most of the world's population is in africa and asia
>EURO EURO EURO
I assume non-western at all times, so should you

>>20041995
>just buy another unitasker reeeeeeeeeee

>>20031953
Yeah OP, this is the tubgirl method, just look it up if you don't understand bi-directional cooking.

>>20044525
>unitasker

>>20044746
you are a dirty old man that is trying to ruin young lives

>>20031953
For black girls, yeah. But I suggest pushing their legs over their head and smashing from top.
For white girls use doggy style.

>>20045545
wat

>>20039353
>meanwhile it could be some faggot from asia or australia
whatcha doin' australian?

>>20031953
please don't fuck the chicken op

>>20031958
>>20032505
is the rice to soak up the grease or are you supposed to eat it

>>20048790
yes

>>20048790
correct

>>20047166
or at least post video if you do

>>20038439
People will never tell you what they truly think of your cooking if you're the one cooking it so they don't have to

>>20051339
thats being dishonest then

>>20039263

>>20052070
fross

>>20031958
I laughed until I cried. Thank you.

>>20049854
>>20051216
well which one is it

>>20042902
an asian would know it's rice, nigger

>>20032536
>dry brine
dumb term

>>20031958
Clever boy.
1 gold sah

>>20053765
I fucking told you already

>>20032505
>>20048790
The heat of the rice cooks the chicken.

>>20037013
>>20039231
>>20038234
They can do jars but wait until they see a spider. It's the whole reason my wife puts up with me (well, that and my fantastic cock).

>>20045919
He's talking about *sex*. (I think.)

>>20031953
genius

>>20031958
>he doesnt have oven carpet
fucking poorfags

>>20031953
WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN HAS FUCKING FOUR LEGS WHAT THE FUCK?????

>>20056729
>DUM EUROPOOORS CANT AFFORD DOG/CHICKEN HYBRIDS

>>20031958
That's why they are #1 and you are not. Learn from them.

>>20031958
Its not carpet its Berber. That's an industry term.

>>20031958
HAHA