/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nobody cares dude.

>>20027689
>and my boyfriend cheated on me
based on your pic I can see why

Needs hot sauce

>>20027697
whyyyy!?

>>20027720
hell nah hot sauce is for niggers and old ppl its GROSS!!!!!

>>20027689

>>20027689
Are you the top or bottom? He probably left you because of the strange pest you insist on housing. That meal looks desperate. At least get some more protein on the plate.

>>20027769
umm neither. bottom i guess since none of u believe in women’s existence. i dont want protein (-ω-、) i threw it up

>>20027689
How big is your penis?

>>20027689
Gouda is good shit but have you also considered adding white salad cheese?

>>20027777
ywnbaw

>>20027781
0

>>20027782
whats white salad cheese..? im really picky with cheeses, i only like gouda, orange cheddar and brie ..

>>20027791
That's a tiny dick. Impressive

>>20027689
Grim. Looks like poverty food from the blitz.

it needs mayonnaise

>>20027796
thank yuuuuu >_<

>>20027689
Can I see picture of cat?

>>20027798
wut really

>>20027804
YES!! i have about 10270283 and i got him yesterday, this is my favourite one so far

>>20027800
mayo is for fat ppl who smell like ass

>>20027809
maybe if your mayo comes from a can like those mushrooms did!!! stupid jerk

>>20027815
Post gaping are wound from tranny surgery

>>20027815
i cut them myself

>>20027807
Aww it cute. Thanks for the cat pic

>>20027777
Females post food pictures to Instagram for validation. Males post food pictures on /ck/ just to feel something for once. No posters here care about followers and likes. Males these days do not have friends to lean on and grow with, just dude bro drinking pals without any prospects in life. The true sigma knows what a tragedy it would be to suddenly slip into the void without a tummy full of nourishing food and premium beverage by his side. Do you have a condition that prevents you from holding down a protein heavy meal? I hope you leave that philandering bugman and find some better rod. I heard Southern India is a great place for western women to find a hard working tradition man.

>>20027689
Lookin for a rebound?

>>20027840
are u calling me a man or woman
i post food on ck and my close friends instagram story depending on the vibe
i am bulimic so i dont rly give a shit about anything other than food tasting good

>>20027807
What is life like with toxoplasmosis?

>>20027842
no i love him
he watched porn which i consider cheating which im sure none of u will agree with, so im staying with him

>>20027792
Like feta but the taste isn't quite as strong.

>>20027849
You're literally insane. Why don't you re-enact the pornographic scenes with him? That could be fun. Next time post on /adv/.

>>20027848
feels good as fuck

>>20027849

>>20027850
um what does feta taste like

>>20027854
i dont need /adv/ ppl r morons
its cheating to me bc he literally masturbated to another woman like thats revolting

>>20027856
aawwwwwwwww cute

>>20027846
What do you imagine will happen if you do not vomit for one year? Bulimia seems like something that could easily be cut out of your life. The only males I know who had eaten disorders were wrestling for a school and quickly dropped the habit after observed nude weigh ins were no longer required in there lives. Why waste money on food that won't be digested? Just live off Huel and popcorn. I hope you can get on a well though out meal plan.

>>20027861
Hate to break it to you but that's what males have been doing since the invention of cave drawings, literally every man is guilty of what you deem as cheating. Is it ok in your mind it the photos are clothed? What if it's a picture of a woman from a different race?

>>20027861
you're a lunatic and your food is horrible

RAPE

FORCED VIOLENT ANAL RAPE

>>20027880
every time i eat without puking i get diarrhoea and my stomach makes weird noises and i gain weight super quick and get acid reflux lol
i was on a meal plan its hell im trying to lose weight but my family is super weird abt it so i cant diet

oh look it's the attention seeking faggot again

>>20027891
him looking at any women is not ok it’s disgusting and disloyal, i would never watch porn or lust over any other men so i expect him to return the love. its less bad if its some black bitch but its still gross

>>20027919
why r u rape lover

>>20027737
You are the dumbest faggot on earth. You type like a retard and you might legitimately be one if you think that looks appetizing or qualifies as a breakfast.

>>20027849
How long did you withhold sex for him to fire up da hub? Also you should probably cook him often and make delicious lunches for him to bring to work. Granted all I know about the guy is that he jerks off and is loved by a female so he seems pretty cool. Just watch out for any odd sexual patterns, next stop for men like this is the thai massage parlors by highway interchanges.

y'all anons posting in a bait thread

>>20027941
we’re in a ldr.. its not some edating shit like we’ve met but i guess i havent sent him stuff as much idk he promised he wouldnt do this but unlike most ppl he actually told me, which i respect and he seems actually sorry IDK WHY IM saying this

YOU BETTER GER WER BECAUSE IM GOING IN DRY
NO NOT YOUR FRONT HOLE
THE ONE IN THE BACK

Girl you are fucking deranged. If you're a lady on the chans (I know, there are tons) and you're not a sad underage b& on /adv/ or on /lgbt/ it is completely irrelevant. Maybe your tragic repressed ass should go schlick to some red hot porn and calm down

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

>>20027967
CAN I GET AN R
CAN I GET AN A
CAN I GET A P
CAN I GET AN E
WHATS THAT SPELL?
RAPE

>>20027962
i only watch me and my bfs videos

>>20027926
Do you consider it cheating if a woman reads romance novels and fire up the Hitachi?

>>20027971
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

VIOLENT NON CONSENSUAL ANAL RAPE

>>20027977
idk wut hitachi does but romance novels are ok for both sexes as long as theyre jacking off to the sex not to the thought of one of the characters

>>20027920
You should really consult a qualified gastroenterologist. Acid reflux is the worst. It sucks when family doesn't support each other's persut for a healthy way of living.

I can't believe you idiots are indulging this cringe underaged fucking faggot who literally types like "teh pEnguin of d00m" OP needs to kill himself and windows everyone giving him attention/not using sage

VIOLENT BLOODY PAJEET GANGBANGS
SIRS BAGINE AND BOBS GET RAPE

SARS PLEASE REDEEM 1 PAJEET RAPE ORGY. BASERT BLOODY NO SURVIVORE

>>20028004
yea idk its not that bad its only when i eat a bunch so

>>20028005
shut up loser go whine somewhere else

>>20028005
This. I cannot stand how these boards are slowly turning from ironic shit posting to Facebook conversations.

>>20027689
sharpie in pooper tits or gtfo

>>20028047
what the hell is sharpie in pooper tits

>>20027976
jesus christ it just keeps getting sadder and more disgusting

>>20028054
why is that sad or disgusting
watching porn is sad and disgusting

>>20028048
who wants to know?

>>20028076
me

>>20028061
you, with your bulimia and insecurities, making videos of yourself getting fucked by your boyfriend who you are disgusted by to masturbate to later idk you're just fucking gross and mental

GAY ANAL BLOODY VIOLENT BUTTRAPE

>>20028084
propertitsupandletshitfly

>>20028094
ew what im not disgusted by him i did that because i love him and i want to be close to him when hes at home, i only felt disgusted when he watched porn bc its GROSS and if u disagree ur a disgusting pervert

>>20028048
girls have an extra set of tits that they poop out of

>>20028108
how r u all calling me insnane when this is happening

>>20027737
>shroom
You miss the taste of his cum.

>>20028123
There is a difference between hard cob corn and a tasteful playboy photo shoot.

>>20028148
did both idgaf id rather that 100 times over him watching random bitches

OP, if you actually are a biological XY female, get the fuck over yourself
flogging the dolphin to randos is l i t e r a l l y not cheating, cheating is fucking some random, stop trying to blur the fucking lines for your benefit you psycho hose beast

damn you sound like the perfect girl

>>20028185
what would i get from lying what benefit u stupid bitch its cheating to ME. i told him its cheating when we started dating so that he wouldnt be shocked by it later on. i was perfectly clear so idk wat ur problem is

>>20028223
If I was your bf I'd fuck the everliving shit out of you with a laptop on the bed with the hub open

>>20028398
id rather skin myself than see him watch anything irl thats just disgusting

>>20028432
YOU WILL WATCH IT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

>>20027689
this is honestly the most delicious looking thing i've ever seen posted on /ck/

>>20028436
ID RATHER DIE

>>20028467
REALLY >_<

This thread is awful. Why are people enabling this cretin?

>>20028517
Welcome to 4chan, please investigate the "sage" mechanic at your earliest convenience.

>>20027829
oh

>>20027821
hello newfriend do you know what a blue board is? no thanks!

>>20028517
loser crying about not getting this many replies 2 his threads

food and cooking?

>>20027739
>Flavor is for black people and old farts
Salty plus chili flavor is fantastic on cheese, but you would never know that because you're a race obsessed fag. Enjoy your bland chicken Alfredo, I'll be eating mine with a few dollops of Louisiana hot sauce like a real man, bitch

>>20027957
>my long distance boyfriend cheated on me because he masturbated
kek I can't believe this didn't get any replies. Absolute golden bait my friend.

>>20027689
My breakfast is instant coffee with an entire bottle of vanilla extract in it because I ran out of normal booze
So now it's time to drink baking extracts

>>20028593
masturbated to OTHER WOMEN if u don’t consider that cheating then ur gross as fuck

>>20028639
I considered that cheating too, but you're either a man, a tranny, a trolling woman, or a retarded woman who posts like an actual retarded tranny, so either way I don't like you and you're retarded. Fucking tranny

>>20028639
If you hold yourself that highly you'll be childless and barren before you know it

>>20028667
Id fuck him doe. Oops I mean her, her her her

>>20027777
>I don't want protein
cheese...

>>20028667
i just want to have a special bond with the person im with, i dont think having kids with someone who would lust for another woman is a beautiful relationship

>>20028709
Post ur hand. Do it. Now.

>>20028729
i dont post myself on 4chan thats for whores and i rly dont care that much if u think im a tranny

>>20028709
>the person im with
You aren't with him, and let me let you in on a little secret. All men for all time everywhere have always and will always masturbate and think about having sex with every attractive girl they see. It will not stop even if you were living with him. He will always want other girls no matter what you do. And you are doing almost nothing so he is 100% justified and an absolute bitch for even telling you that. You are in love with a beta cuck who will never provide for you the way you want. You are both better off alone.

the merest possibility of a female has got all these anons riled up. i'm sure op is loving the attention.

>>20027777
nice digits
i’d eat your breakfast
but only if you show pussy (the cat)

OP please be my cooking gf

>>20028756
nvm i’m fucking drink
don’t teply to my post

OP is a selfish cunt and I wouldn't be surprised that """she""" is the type that blames everyone else for ruining shit when it is IN FACT her fault

>>20028751
i am with him
>you are doing almost nothing
what does this MEAN

i trust him and he wouldnt do any of that to me this time he was high and we had just had an argument idk why are men so fucking disgusting why cant they be loyal i wouldnt do any of this to him i dont see why youd date someone if they arent enough to make you stop thinking about others

>>20028756
my mom took this pic

>>20028787
>why are men so fucking disgusting why can't they be loyal
THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T THROW STONES YOU DAFT CUNT

>>20028798
idk wut dis means

>>20028787
>i am with him
>i am in a long distance relationship
pick one

>>20028806
Girls are just as bad if not worse, dummy

>>20028791
kittens are just way too much work, i love my autistic older cat

>>20028821
oh yeah i forgot ur all morons on here
idk where this narrative came from bc men are the worst fucking thing ever theyre liars and just completely disgusting and perverted

>>20028819
BOTH! we call every day and he came to see me in october and hes gonna come again i love him so much and i would never be able to be happy without him

>>20028828
usually id agree but this guy is so sweet and relaxed hes so fucking cute and hes already litter trained i love him so much and i have another cat too hes older hes a sweetheart he loves my bed i have a pic of them meeting

>>20028744
I already came. Too late

>>20027861
Then give him photos/videos of yourself, he will peel his banana one way or another, do something

>>20027846
>bulimic
Hot, show me your hand.

>>20028847
i do but i guess to be fair i havent as much lately ive felt so fat i should have just sent things though ughhhhffhjfjfjfjj

>>20028791
some insight
it’s really hard to let go of habits. had my first gf at 24 and it took me 2 years to stop looking at porn and another 2 years to stop looking at women’s butts on the street (inconspicuously ofc). fortunately my gf stayed with me even though she’s also anti-porn. we’re now together for 8 years and things are going wonderfully :)

>>20028846
NONSENSE

>>20028853
LOOL i have super red knuckles and the nuckle on my index finger has a bump on it

>>20028854
when your weight is only two digits you aren't fat you are just mentally ill. You will eventually die from it, you need immediate professional help. Probably a good long stay in an institution.

>>20028837
>never be able to be happy without him
this is a red flag...you CANT base your happiness or worth on another person

>>20028752
I was thinking the same. we're pathetic

>>20028855
thats so fucking gross you dont deserve her and i cant believe it would take 4 years for all of that i would never tolerate that bullshit i hope you get gang raped and its posted on pornhub

>>20028859
Do it.

>>20028862
thats so stupid unless ur talkinh about lbs but i use kg and even at 46-47kg rn im fat as fuck and obviously too fat for him to prefer me over porn

>>20028875
no i already said thats gross and i dont post myself here bc u all suck and ur all disgusting

>>20028863
ok tiktok psychologist shut the fuck up
any real romantic relationship has some co dependancy thats how the world works

>>20028876
>101 pounds
Unless you are an actual midget you have severe mental illness and are killing yourself. Your boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with you because your skeleton shouldn't be visible from the outside. You are a Halloween costume, you know it's wrong. Get help before it's too late.

>>20028977
101 pounds is fat as fuck on me im 156cm

>>20029011
As I said you are mentally ill, your parents know this but they are too nice to say anything. You are not fat you have a mental illness generally stemming from childhood abuse or just being unlucky and having a shit brain. You take this out on yourself and others. Your parents, your boyfriend and you are all suffering because you refuse to see reality. Get help before it's too late.

>>20029035
oh wow ur some expert right? u found some old shitty chart and think ur a genius. u dont know me and i know im causing harm its just complicated u wouldnt know loser

>>20029040
Why are you pretending to be the OP? Kind of cringe bro.

>>20029042
I AM OP

>>20029044
Shut the fuck up I am the OP stop gaslighting me.

>>20029044
Than post a body pic and prove it, you won't because you know that would show us that you aren't actually fat but are in fact a skeleton.

>>20027792
Cum

>>20029050
IM OP DONT MANSPLAIN ME

>>20029061
why would i want to not be a skeleton i WANT to be skinny im not why tf would i lie about that

>>20027788
Doing the lords work

i hope you die of starvation so we don’t these faggot ass threads on my cooking web forum

>>20029129
shut up

>>20028023
Have you considered a gallbladder issue? One of the I had similar symptoms (trouble digesting food, acid reflux, hormone issues) until I changed my diet to address it (your weight gain could be related to hormones going out of whack when your gallbladder isn’t working). Blueberries and coffee are supposed to be 2 foods that help with it, while dairy and eggs were 2 foods that really caused problems for me.

Also regarding the bulimia why not just chew the food then spit it out?

>>20030866
i probably have some gallbladder issue i have no idea
>why not just chew the food then spit it out
i have a crazy family who wont let me diet or theyll get me diagnosed with anorexia, so im forced to eat with them to avoid complications with ppl bc it gets exhausting, so i just puke stuff