/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20015795
Medium rare steaks to test how much of a nog they are. If they’re properly adapted they’ll eat it no questions asked.

>>20015795
>I have to
No you don't. Stop being such a pussy.

Just make a regular ass meal that you would eat yourself. You dumb fucking poltard.

now that i think about it, there really isn't much you can make without any white ingredients, just not being able to add salt already rules out so much
i guess you could go for something that uses soy sauce, but fried rice needs white rice, i don't know if that'd work well with brown rice
guess you're just gonna have to serve them a big slice of watermelon and hope for the best

>>20015823
If I make brown rice they're going to think I'm a racist since white rice is objectively superior

Why do you go to a church with blacks in it lmfao even the most "religious" blacks live their lives and have moral codes like hedonistic atheists. Bake macaroni or something, make sure it's extra dry.

>>20015831
but see, if you give them white rice you're obviously trying to communicate that the white rice is superior, which is just one letter off from "the white race is superior"

>>20015841
Macaroni is going to imply that I support mussolini and therefor hitler

>>20015821
She can't because the church, the black family and indeed any life she has away from a screen simply does not exist.

>>20015831
White rice has almost no nutritional value

>>20015847
... then just make de fuckin jerk chicken ya bumbaclot ya

>>20015847
Nah, that was invented by Thomas Jefferson's slave cook, so it's kosher.

>>20015854
Yeah why don't I just make fried chicken, watermelon and grape drink

>>20015858
Just don't make anything and don't go. In fact go back

>>>/pol/

>>20015863
What's your deal bro.

>>20015866
I tell mon make macaron. mon says macaron make ya look nazi. I tell mon jerk de chicken. mon says that be racist too. I can't help ya

This is a larp thread so feed them bullets like you not so secretly want to.

>>20015891
Dance monkey

>>20015897
Save it for the church mon

>>20015898
Are you jewish?

>>20015795
Why are you part of a church with black congregants?
Why are you mingling with them outside of church?

>>20015908
It's a white church. A wealthy black family moved to town. I'm head of the welcoming group

>>20015907
>kike trying to find his brethren
Aren't you guys all in the same JIDF building though?

>>20015916
And say that they're not welcome. Say that you can take a monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey.
Then point them to the nearest Church's Chicken

>>20015795
roast chicken and green beans with chunks of thick bacon and some mash/gravy
this is a racially neutral meal can be enjoyed by the most blackest and whitest of americans

>>20015795
Isn't lying a sin?

Christianity is so pathetic.

>>20015922
I don't lie. Ask me anything

I had that problem once. I just made my great grandmas cornbread. corn flour, can of creamstyle corn, 16oz of sour cream, some other shit i can't remember but it's written down. it's moist and not sweet and reheats well.
it helps i'm in the south where cornbread is sort of common

>>20015795
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FciDpWQxzcU

treat them to something they aren't used to, meatballs are pretty good.

>>20015858
This is the only right answer. Also mention you're 1/32 Cherokee while cooking.

>>20015919
This larping faggot lmao.

>>20015795
jerk chicken, fuckin duh

Just make them a bunch of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mayonnaise. If they don't like it, tell those enwords to get the fuck out of your house, because they were being disrespectful guests that tried to shame you as you attempted to provide them with food, water, and shelter.

Y'all are all missing the truly hard question:
If they're supposed to be there at 6, when do you start cooking to serve them?

>>20015795
Taters with mustard. You know. Food for white boi

>>20016286
>If they're supposed to be there at 6, when do you start cooking to serve them?
At 6, because enwords are always at least an hour late. They always reek of the marijuana and act like they are afflicted with the madness of the reefer.

>>20016295
I'm thinking 6:30 is the time to start unless it's something that takes at least an hour to cook

Church people eat potato salad.

>>20015795
Tell them youll bring appetizers. Bring Cajun deviled eggs with a whole shrimp on top of each one. make a spicy cajun sauce and a paprika based sprinkle with fine parsley or microgreen parsley to finish them off. (think sprinkles)

eggrolls or lumpia served with "low salt" soy sauce and a spicier sauce like a sriracha mayo mixed with spicy shoyu.

A small sharcootchie board of good italian coldcuts.

And some drank..

What Black people like more than anything else are chitterlings. Don't wash them or spice them up. They love the natural flavor. And put some raw onions on the side.

>>20016353
dudley dursley if he harry potter

>>20015795
just buy them one way tickets to africa. or print out fbi crime stats. and popeyes

>>20015866
hes kneelingwithhisfistintheair.