/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20008133
C

>>20008133
C

c because i'm not a child

>>20008133
B.

>>20008133
B

>>20008143
>>20008144
but that leaves less enjoyment while you finish your meal, rather than more. are you a nihilist

>>20008146
it's a sandwich, it doesn't really matter. It'll be eaten quickly anyway

>>20008143
>>20008144
literal children

I will eat the whole thing at once

>>20008151

>>20008133
B, then C, then A, then another below C, then another below B, then gobble the rest up whole

B to C then A

N

>>20008133
I cram the rest into my mouth like a savage

B if i’m feeling brave

B or C. A is madness.

>>20008133
B and then A and finally C

>>20008133
Bite the next most enjoyable section, which is B.

>>20008133
bite into my hand because i'm brown.

Why are you black?

>>20008133
Obviously B to restore the balance

>>20008260
some people are just black anon they just are I guess

>>20008133
the real question is what kind of retard took the bite between b and c?
the correct answer is you don't bite any of it because somebody else is touching it.

>>20008165
if you need more than 4 bites to eat a standard sandwich bread sized sandwich then you're fucking up.

>>20008272
>implying blacks are people

>>20008133
Disgusting

>>20008133
Nowhere because it was touched by a non-white hand

I bite sandwiches in nine sectors, leaving its very center for last. It doesn't matter where I bite next so long as the middle bit is the last bite

>>20008133
C

>>20008612
this

>>20008133
Why are you black?

C going down then make my way towards A so I can save that last perfect B bite

>>20008170
!

>>20008561
N?

>>20008144
>>20008143
>>20008172
>>20008262
how would you feel if you'd bite into B and there was more crust in the following bites?

>>20008133
A

>>20008133
C is the only option to not have a dirty face like some uncultured toddler

(B)arrel of a shotgun

>>20008877
I don't get the question if I bit into B there wouldn't be more crust in the following bites

>>20008133
>this hand touched my food
I would not

c but i'd dip that in some mayonnaise

I'm not going to eat anything a nigger touched.

you eat C first because otherwise C would touch the side of your face while you bite B

>>20008137
This

>>20008152
>biting in the wrong order makes /ck/ piss and shit themselves
You guys know adults don't have to constantly prove their adulthood right? No one is judging your sammy consumption technique, relax.

>>20009899
Right

>>20008133
Your bbc

>>20008133
Give it back Tyrone

>>20008133
Give the sandwich back, Jamal.

>>20008133
when did you steal that sandwich?

>>20008133
>Where do you bite next?
B, B, and then C
I'm not a toddler

>>20008133
thumb

Hey! That’s my sandwich, thief!

Did you know that if it wasn't for a certain 13% of the population with certain allergies, kids in public schools would still be allowed to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
This is what They took away from you!

A+B+C at once, the move on to the second sandwich because one isn't enough

i've gotten to the point where i don't mind cutting off the bottom crust on regular american bread. I used to just eat it first to get it out of the way. the rest doesn't matter, but you do have to eat the perimeter first and reward yourself with the middle of the sandwich for the last bite.

>>20008133
I cut off the crusts like a normal person before eating the sandwich

>>20009941
This isn't Reddit my friend

B and C seem equally balanced options. Whoever picks A must be mentally ill.

Some people say that African-Americans invented it first, but I personally feel that the Native-American peanut butter and jelly burrito (made with a wheat tortilla) is the superior sandwich.

>>20008133
Where did you steal that sandwich from, nigger?

You eat the crusts first so your meal ends with the tasty fillings

>>20008133
Can someone edit this to say ck instead of v

>>20011096
Underage

>>20008133
Fold at the corner and finish in one bite.

I'm a Cfag but my dad emphatically said B

>>20011884
Made it on mobile, but did the best I can to match the font.