/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20007738
Cooking that chicken at 400 for 1.5 to 2 hours seems like it would be a bit too much. I guess packing tha5 chicken so close together would make it like a roast bur even then 2 lb roast for 2 hours at 400 seems long too.

>>20007759
Dark meat chicken does really well in the oven for long times. Although I start from frozen, I usually do 2.5 for 1h50 for a single chicken quarter in a skillet surrounded by vegetables. Increasing the cook time actually makes the meat more tender and the bones easier to pull apart.

>>20007738
Huh, I might actually try that.

>>20007885
>alien eyes 200 miles apart
yuck

>>20007711
That's a good cat right there.

>>20007899
makes me miss my little Fuckface :[

>>20007711

>>20007711
Chinese cleaning their food prior to cooking.

>>20007922
Kys you God damn dirty fucking faggot

>>20007902
How did you cook it?

>>20007885
1, why post this garbage
2, why do you have it saved

>>20007711
Here's how you prepare rabbit.

>>20007931
Anon pls

Was gonna post egg fort but this thread doesn't deserve it. Too much disgusting shit. Keep the animal abuse and tranny bullshit off of ck.

>>20007922
Burn in hell you soulless cunt

>>20007922
You have to be at leat 18 in order to post here

can we just formally request this thread be deleted ffs
>animal cruelty
>garbage post quality in general
>completely off-topic bullshit

just fucking make it stop this isn't /ck/ at all

>>20007921
Cram you say?

>>20007735
If I wanted my beer spilled I can get the local drunk to do it for free. He's more entertaining to boot.

>>20008282
and less unattractive

>>20008286
You yellow fever fucks need to kys

>>20008287
great reading comprehension, incel

>>20008287
but anon, reading comprehension

>>20007738
why would you go through the trouble of using chicken thighs for this? just butterfly a couple of chicken breasts and wallah, you got yourself a big kebab tower.

>>20007902
Extra beans... An angel.

>>20008287
Looks like anon is already drunk

>>20008404
m8 she had a catcher's mitt and she could grab my finger properly, like a child could. and she was an all-round smart and kind and wonderful pet

>>20008409
It’s time to move on anon. The more you think of her the worse it will get.

>>20008425
Thanks anon. I know, I know

>>20008546
you said you weren't going to post eggfort

>>20008546
how does he get out

>>20007735
that foam is too many

>>20007738
>>20007738
Tzatziki requires 3 days of refrigeration

>>20008546
How does he get in?

>>20008546
how come he just picks eggs at random?

>>20008428
anon you should just get a girlfriend and also be yourself

>>20008711
ancient brahmin technique. you're not in the right caste to understand it

>>20008619
>
he came out years ago

>>20008236
can't he eat properly? jesus

>>20007899
toxo fingers typed this post

>>20008546
hdhgowbate

>>20007936
>he didnt swing it between his lefs like that one infographic
Son I am dissappoint

>>20008431
Seriously what the fuck is this and where can i get one

>>20008409
>she could grab my finger properly, like a child could
Cats with opposable thumbs, what could possibly go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmJhv6W_URY

>>20007921
>Cold hotdog pie
That's what I call your dead mom's pussy lmao

>>20008431
>inviting my gf for ice cream (she's lactose intolerant)

>>20007741
Thats one of the most demonic things iv ever seen. The spinning meat monolith.

>>20007888
Jack lazy mans recepy?

>>20009465
h-hayai

>>20007735
Yes, please be sure to wipe off the bottom of my glass before you wrap your dirty server fingers around the rim I will drink from.

>>20008382
how is using chicken thighs a trouble? breast would end up being dry as fuck

>>20009545
Its the asian brap animal. Elusive and dangerous. Only found in vietnamese jungles and almost impossible to cook properly.

>>20009465
Showoff

>>20009454
Scary as shit

>>20007711

>>20007738

>>20007888
It's weird that people thought this shit was supposed to be healthy.

>>20009822
>You know what would be the perfect finishing touch to this burrito, specially rolled in a tortilla so that you can eat it with your hands?
>Hell yeah, cutting it in half and pouring semen all over it

>>20009864
>*adjusts gague*
>takes deep inhale (on vape pen)
>"it's a california burrito bro"

>>20009822
>black gloves
you know good food is happening here

>>20009879
At least Aztecs have something to be proud of, after millennia of culture left them with decaying pyramids, a spicy fruit that the entire world uses now, and multiple other culinary concoctions. Just ask Rick Bayless. Not the football guy.

>>20007735
Soju and cass gets me turbo drunk, Koreans are insane with alcohol

>>20007741
WTF WHY IS IT SO BIG

Reminds me of VHS 2 when that guy makes a portal to an alternate dimension

>>20009819
That place cant be real
AI generated for sure

>>20008134

>>20009932
webm came out before current ai
i think its finland but its been a while

>>20008546
If you saw this man irl how would you ever explain his fame to him? Could he ever truly grasp it?

>>20009703
> breast would end up being dry as fuck
they don't, I always use chicken breast and it works great. Just don't blast it at 200degrees

>>20009465
I fucking love kingfishers bro
Favorite bird

>>20009879
I hate this fuckers eggs
Baby food

>>20007711
you go get that bird you cat. Go get it! Fucking Rats with Wings. Fuck it up. Nom-Nom-Nom.

>>20009985
That'll be 14 billion yen

>>20009465
Smug little asshole.

>>20009921
Don't be gay, it's just liquor and beer. There's nothing special about soju or whiskey, or tequila, or vodka or any other alcohol that gets people drunker than any other. It's all about the amount of alcohol in the drink.

>>20009935
Switzerland

>>20010036
AAAAAHHHHH

>>20010036
>m2-res_1080p(1).webm (1.26 MB, 360x640)
What did he mean by this?

>>20010036

>>20009932
That is Grindelwald in Switzerland. I've been there. It's even more breathtaking in person.

>>20010115
the original file was 1080p and this was in the filename. I simply converted to a more manageable size webm and I didn't change the file name because I didn't know you were going to be here today

>>20010258
I'm here every day.

>>20010263
:[

>>20010265

>>20007898
>eyes 200 miles apart
Effect of the make up.

>>20008657
Tzaziki doesn't have dill.

Test, if this turns out like crap I lost the source and renencoded it from an accidental 4mb one I made

>>20010331
what the fuck is this shit

>>20009819
Beautiful, I wanna go

>>20010335
egg rice

>>20010331
>shrip colored hat
he did this intentionally

>>20010036
I'm so glad that we are out here and that he is there
And I just remembered we are in here

>shrimp colored hat
he did this intentionally

I am really hungry, should I make some pasta maybe?

>>20010249
me after drinking a bottle of buffalo trace and smoking a joint no cap

>>20007711
man, I fucking hate cats so much

>>20008134
>Animal Cruelty
The rabbit is already dead my guy.

>>20010374
>king's sugarbomb rolls
I'm so tired of baizuo pretending these are the greatest thing since sliced bread. That sugary shit belongs nowhere near virtually anything people put on them. They're meant to be eaten separately as a side dish, they detract from anything put on them.

Source: You would never add sugar to anything tiktok whites put on King's rolls. And no I'm not a fucking colored.

>>20008431
Fuuggg

>>20010561
there was also a cat being killed in a washing machine but that has been unleted

>>20010331
An artisan at work. How do you think he gets it to keep flashing green?

>>20009900
>Burger fits the bun
>Cuts it in half to make it edible
>Put toothpick into each half to hold them together
>Good quality ingredients
vs
>Flying saucer size burger that's spilling out of the bun
>Low quality ingredients

>>20009947
i sometimes make what i guess would call sort of kebab wraps where i marinate chicken breasts in basically the same spices i'd do a kebab and then sear it, slice it and put it in pita but that's my sort of a lazy, fast lunch method for me. most people overcook chicken breast but even a perfectly cooked one wouldnt be as juicy as a thigh and it definitely doesnt work in the method shown in the video where you want to cook it for a long time

>>20009819
where is this? one place similar looking to this i've been to is far southern poland

>>20009905
so naive. actual chefs especially from michelin and such restaurants dont wear gloves, the cheap ones, way dirtier ones do. they think they can go to the toilet put back their gloves on and it's suddenly all fine. if you have ever worked in a nice restaurant you'd know you dont have to wear gloves but they'd tell you to wash your hands every damn 5 minutes

>>20009864
most wraps/tortillas get sliced like that or that isnt a thing in us?

>>20010009
i dunno, im basically an alcoholic but i drink just beer day to day yet whenever i try wine or a liquor it hits me way harder just cause im not used to it

>>20010633
And covered with semen so you can't hold it anymore without getting your hands dirty?

>>20010331
The heat of the egg cooks the rice.

>>20010626
I was in love with James McGinniss

>>20010036
this video just triggered a feeling in me that those mf's are under my skin, i hate this

>>20010371
>My girlfriend on my unsuspecting penis when she comes home drunk

>>20010574
It was being washed you moran. If it was being killed it would be in a killing machine.

>>20010511
Seigen was an asshole the whole manga, Kougan should've done more than blind him

>>20007921
lmao at the dandelion blowing in the wind as the dawgs are torn asunder

>>20010255
Euro mountain communities in the alps are pretty fucking bad ass. I loved Austria when I had the opportunity to explore it.

>>20010278
>Tzaziki doesn't have dill.
You do realize that a recipe can be modified to your own preferences, yes? Idiot.

>>20010331
Nice.

>>20010619
When that shit so fine even your dick wants a bite

>>20010658
sorry anon :[

>>20009921
No they're not. Soju is weak as shit and so are Koreans. And their drinking culture is pure tryhard cringe as evidenced by that webm

>>20010249
commit suicide you pervert freak

>>20008431
heheheheh farting butt

>>20009879
My brother's retarded girlfriend saw this and now this is how my brother cooks eggs. It makes me really mad.

>>20010865
Gonna be a lol from me bud

>>20010956
this isn't food related but it's great

>>20010956
Stay the fuck outta Big Ron's pool chud.

>>20010956
>Hurr.. Look at me. I'm a human
>I swim in unsalted water
>I lay on chairs in the sun
>I pay bills
>I have depression
>My name's Kenneth

>>20010626
>fails to maintain cheese on piece
>notices this
>goes back to dip piece in cheese
>DOESN'T GET ANY
>AGAIN
>eats it regardless

what the heck

>>20007800
Ok, let's say you have 2-4 chicken thighs. Bone-in with skin. Let sit to get to room temp. You'll season them up and cook them at 400 for 1hr50 -2.5hrs? Which veggies do you toss in to cook that long for?

>>20007735
I bet her handjob skills are insane.

>>20010992
You can drink the pool water, eat the seal and go fishing in the ocean.

>>20009932
I'm 95% sure I've been to this location or at least really close to it.
I was there in the middle of winter however, which went from "Cozy" to "Terrifying" because the village was abandoned at that time of year.
we were alone on that trail wandering through a ghost town nestled between two mountains.

>>20011387
It's hard to emphasize how lonely and out of place this place felt.
It was haunting. But I desperately want to go back.

>>20008656
Women are so judgemental. How can people stand to be around them.

>>20007735
>one beer please
>yes of course I want it flat and mostly head

>>20009985
>took him 50 years to learn how to put a piece of fish on some rice and brush it with oil

>>20011459
I also prefer the company of men. and op

>>20010036
My goodness, is it bug o'clock already?

>>20010249
anime?

>>20011489
The amount of head (foam) on a beer can vary based on the type of beer, the glassware, and cultural preferences. In many European countries, especially for certain beer styles like Belgian ales or German wheat beers, a substantial head is often desired. It's considered part of the beer-drinking experience, contributing to the aroma and mouthfeel.

In the United States, there has been a historical preference for less head on beer, possibly influenced by marketing and consumer expectations. Some patrons may feel that a beer with too much foam is not providing enough liquid, and they may perceive it as receiving less beer than they paid for.

However, this preference is not universal, and it's changing as craft beer culture becomes more prominent. Many craft beer enthusiasts appreciate a proper amount of head, as it can enhance the beer's characteristics. Bartenders at establishments that focus on craft or imported beers may be more accustomed to serving beers with a noticeable head.

>>20010019
This webm didn't get enough attention

>>20011555
it was mildly amusing

>>20011555
I just kept thinking about how unsanitary it was and that for the sole purposes of memery someone probably wasted all that food :[

>>20010606
It literally fucking works though. 1h30 at 180 celsius. Comes out juicy and delicious. Either try it or shut the fuck up.

>>20008134
Nigga shut the fuck up

>>20010371
I love the "found footage" quality of this.

>>20010956
>Fine but I'm taking the towel

>>20011545
go back (to chatgpt)

>>20011543
onimai

>>20007885
>how to cook as a trans woman
>not actual cooking
>not a woman

>>20010639
>alcoholic
>drink just beer day to day
nope

>>20009921
kys weeb

>>20011459
who raped you anon?

>>20009819
>from the sick twisted mind of Jordan Peele

>>20011896
>pink slime: bad
>Turk slime: yummers

>>20011894
>An entire roll of plastic wrap for every elephants leg
fucking hell

>>20011509
lol

>>20011905
Pink slime good. Use every part of the animal.

>>20007921
That second dollop of goo at around 1.21 takes on the appearance, ever so briefly, of a set of sloppy testicles.

>>20011560
this, wasting food is not entertaining

>>20011901
It's fucking RAW

>>20007936
>filename
I don't know why this its so funny, but it is.

I feel this is companion piece to the ostrich pulling its own head off.

>>20009828
It is. Go eat your soy and corn byproducts, faggot

>>20009822
and served with a mexican coke. political.

>>20010563
I also use hot sauce so I get the sweet and the spicy and the umami

>>20009813
If the rat is still alive it will 100% dig his way out the stomach.

>>20010036

>>20012065
>it has sugar instead of HFCS! That's political!

>>20009465

>>20010036
Software bug

>>20012232
good place to grow your own bugs and then eat them

>>20012236
lunch

>>20012235
me at 3 am when i'm starving but too drunk to stand up

>>20011946
I assume that's the point, not that there's anything wrong with raw beef like that

>>20011901
Steak is my favorite because you don't have to cook it but you're still eating a good tasting animal

>>20012268
More like "you just have
A hunch"

>>20012065
i've been using this website since 2007, and this is the stupidest post i've ever seen

>>20007738
Why would you cook it on a stick? Does stick gives flavor?

>>20009932
Switzerland just looks like that

>>20009819
>poor internet connection
>remote place
>limited goods and services
>cow poo
But hey, you can live in a hut and look at mountains all day.

>>20012451
It's Switzerland. The whole country is about the size of the New York metropolitan area, there is no remote place.

>>20009819
Only a God could create a place so beautiful… wish I could go

>>20012549
What did he do wrong? Why it didn't fry?

>>20012560
It had freezerburn and no coating

>>20011555
It's peak Facebook tier humor

>>20011762
Goodest of Bois

>>20012276
t. The Hoff

>>20012436
Non stick gives you cancer.

>>20012229
Stay ungovernable, little fella

>>20010956
>Could have hugged a sea lion
>acts all offended and scoffs off
I fucking hate boomers so much

>>20012597
sealions are the negress of the sea. they've all got crabs

>>20012590
Kek

>>20012629
i want a rat but i can't deal with animals with short life spans

>>20007885

I hope the milk was to wash down a lethal amount of pills

>>20012621
TO-MA-TOES

>>20009465

Upstaged by a feathered cunt

>>20012660
Holy crap, get a life.

>>20012666
Every day with this shit

>>20012666

>>20012816
you just know

>>20009883
A popular street food snack in my country is just this but with more batter.
Great during winter.

>>20012812
>Gordon_Ramsay_Burger.webm

>>20012644
i had two and when my first one died the second one got so depressed he refused to eat and then died few days afterwards:(

>>20008619
>wanting to leave egg fort

>>20007711

>>20008431
what is this jiggly ass snack called

>>20010658
lay off the meth

>>20010374
at first i thought this was a monitor..

>>20012451
>
Go back home, M'tombe

>>20012222

thanks for posting this, good to now there is some hope to be rid of those, nice digits

>>20013082
white trash should also be cleanse from the earth. Fucking disgusting.

>>20011907
it's a lot idd, but i guess for the price of a whole roll it doesn't matter anymore

>>20011567
i've had enough dry chicken breasts prepared by my parents who have no idea how to cook to know it doesnt work. i can't even imagine how dry a chicken breast would be after 1,5 hour

>>20011915
this video make it seems it's a chinese thing, it's invented by the netherlands because were generally cheap. we use this meat specifically for fried meat snacks

>>20013267
chicken breast has to be dry to be safe. i've cooked it hundreds of times

>>20009985
The fucking gratuitous slow motion and the odd FPS format makes my blood boil
>>20009995
Behind the facade it's just another typical kitchen, not sure how people fell for this shit

>>20012941
that's sad, rats look kinda fun

>>20013273
it really doesnt unless you live in a 3rd world country. i thought i hated chicken breasts and pork loins till i started to cook them to the correct temperatures

>>20009985
it is not possible for a single human being to touch food any more than this. I don't want some random old guy's skin oils literally pressed into every bite. fucking groçe

>>20013096
55 dollars for a soda?

>>20013279
yeah they are. they're nothing compared to other rodent pets like hamsters or mice. they're really smart to the point where they can easily learn to open their cages, they answer to their name and can learn some tricks. you need to get at least two cause they're very social animals but they have such strong bonds so when one dies the other one often gets depressed and ends up dying shortly after like it happened in my case. but apart from their short lifespan they're great pets

>>20013177

>>20013170
need the sauce for this

>>20012621
I just understood why they call it a goatee

>>20011545
>Some patrons may feel that a beer with too much foam is not providing enough liquid, and they may perceive it as receiving less beer than they paid for.
because that is absolutely the case. in the UK if you are poured less than a pint (568ml here) of liquid, you are entitled to the full amount. most beer glasses have a little extra on top and a pint line to indicate where the head should go

>>20007735
would

>>20013108
badlands is a based nigga

>>20008431
>that filename

lmao it's been a minute

>>20012451
these are all positives

>>20007935
Same reason retards and fags post the same mongoloid horseshit in ylyl threads. Or post pepe, or post wojak.

>>20012637
This is way better with the yoshi sfx.

>>20013436
>cow poo is positive
But anyways, Rajeesh, if you can't control your impulses because you have access to many distractions, you should learn some discipline. Remote place won't fix your flawed brain.

>>20013100
>parrot is kil
>probably from suffocation as a result of felching

>>20010626
At first I thought it was just some middle aged guy enjoying himself
And then he started dancing…

>>20012660
Modern art sucks

>>20013219
Its actually really useful, gets rid of all of them after 2-3 days.
After the first day you will see some acting retarded and the ones that returned to the nest will basically turn into a stronger bait that other roaches will eat and spread the poison over and over, its been 2-3 years since i used it and they never returned.

>>20008546
He howwa gedout howee get it eg out inn hegg get outtegg

>>20013104
what's the deal with 3rd world food carts where the customer is always trying to reach their hands in and grab the fucking bowl even while the guy's still making the food?

>>20010019
Ouch!

>>20010036
They make my Microwave make a loud pop when they tread on the wiring, Havent burned down yet.

>>20013115
Those are NOT real people. Their expressions SHOULD be like those of real people, but they are NOT. Real people are ugly. Real people are capable of genocide, of domestic violence. THAT is real. THIS is but what we WISH we could be, but can never hope for, beyond our wildest dreams. At heart, we are all not just mere animals, but monsters. Horrific, disgusting monsters.

>>20013134
thats not alcoholism thats just normal asian life

>>20010922

>>20010956

>>20013287
That's where the flavor comes from

>>20010036
That caused me to make an involuntary noise that I've never made before.

>>20011896
Exterminate!
Exterminate!
Exterminate!

>>20010626
Tiktok clips always feel like watching pigeons in a skinner box

>>20013093
>>20013096
>>20013115
>>20013121
>>20013134
>>20013155
>>20013161
>>20013163
>>20013170
go back to >>>/pol/ you disgusting faggot

>>20013826
its just jap cartoons dude stop doing so much drugs you schizo

>>20012629

>>20012646
why doesnt he just eat the hamster

i dont understand

>>20012941
Wife's cousin's escaped and ate an Xbox. Died of indigestion and cringe.

>>20013928
they both signed a waiver before the competition and that's one of the rules, you can't consume one another

>>20013904
rent free

>>20009822
Bell peppers
Nope
Fries
Nope
Creme
Meh
Needs spice
Needs more guac
Needs less tic tok influence

>>20013065
why did I watch this, why did you post this

>>20014263
its a cat eating prey iike the bird webm

>>20011145
heh

>>20012666
giwtwm

>>20010036
You just brought me back to my childhood. I hate you

>>20010036
this looks incredibly familar, hamilton beach? is this a common microwave?

>>20013826
Wait til this guy hears about the eastern concept of Yin and Yang

>>20010626
does anyone have sauce on this? I bet his cooking channel is endearing and comfy

>>20011921
Godammit I can see it.

>>20014803
>does anyone have sauce on this?
Looks like cheese to me.

>>20008671
They put them in there very young so they can mature along with the eggs.

>>20008287
oh no esl-kun, what have you done?