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20004203 No.20004203 [Reply] [Original]

The human digestive system is not 100% efficient.

No system is. I have had a method of filtering and re-prepping my stools for consumption. I estimate that I can survive, meal wise, off USD$0.75 per day purely by sifting, straining, rinsing, and dry baking the contents of each and every stool, then mixing with filler material such as seasoned corn meal.

Pic is my entire stool, combined with an extraction tincture, prior to first mesh pass. You will want to keep a low fat diet, as fatty stool is impossible to clean, fat becomes rancid, and your first meal of dry roasted fatty stool will probably make you want to kill yourself. I have been immunised against all types of hepatitis so I do not advise you to try this until I provide more information.

>> No.20004207

>>20004203
stop thinking about sex!
>the sex
>mfw
>oregano
Is surimi good for you?

>> No.20004208

>>20004203
I'd be mad but you probably got rid of a fast food thread. Feel free to make another equally terrible thread as it will be infinitely better than a fast food goyslop thread.

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>>20004203
OP's literally playing with his own shit.

>> No.20004286

now this is shitposting

>> No.20004292

>>20004203
Something tells me this is real and something else tells me op posts on /fit/ as well

>> No.20004424

>>20004292
thought I was on fit for a second while reading the op lol

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>>20004203
Bull fucking shit, post some kind of proof besides a grainy closeup of peanut butter.
Seriously, I want to see.

>> No.20004601

>>20004203
yeah I'd love to see you straining and rinsing you're own poop op here's a bump for more

>> No.20004788

>>20004203
OP please, this is the most genuinely interesting thread on the board. Continue.

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20004926

This pasta old. Cant believe how many newfags are here.

>> No.20005213

You know the worst part is I read OP and then opened the image despite my disgust. What, did I think I'd learn something new? That it wasn't what the thumbnail implied? I'm so dumb, I

>> No.20005215

>>20004926
Old pasta can bring forth new OC if OP isn't a faggot. Also,
>remembering the poop strainer for over a decade

>> No.20005263

>>20004203
The human GI tract is incredibably efficient, absorbing 95% of digestable nutrients. Only undigestable material plus metabolic end products are excreted. You are better off using your shit as manure to grow fresh veges (read up how to properly treat the shit first to prevent diseases).

>> No.20005272

There's a guy who measured his digestive efficency. Forgot his name but I'm sure you can find video on YT searching for "human digestive system efficency". Very autistic/scientific video.

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>>20005213

>> No.20005344

>>20004203
Agnon, poop is like 80% bacteria. This isn't going to work :[

>> No.20005422

>>20005344
Good bacteria.

>> No.20005426

stop lying you attention whore or post actual proof

>> No.20005622

>>20004203
is this an ad?