/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19990431
potion of shock resist

>>19990431
buttered toast

>>19990431
some prison gruel, I imagine

had me a woman once

the warden's wife's pussy
legally, he cannot tell me no

Why do you make this thread every 3 days? Is it just to get lurkers to engage with a survey thread to raise traffic numbers? It doesn't make any sense. You can't possibly find this interesting.

>>19990459
>wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords
that sounds like a complicated dish, what's it taste like?

>>19990431
the executioner and all the guards

>>19990459
I have never made this thread before, I don't even browse /ck/.

>Is it just to get lurkers to engage with a survey thread to raise traffic numbers?
No, it's so I can choose what to eat before I kill myself, but I didn't want to put that in the post since it's fucking attention whoring, but you had to be a fucking faggot schizo and cry about the thread.

>>19990471
>I can't read a line of text
Winter break sure hit hard

>>19990486
Survey threads are the lowest form of attention whoring. You want (you)'s, but you're not interesting, so you just repost something completely boring because you know you'll get guaranteed replies despite nobody actually reading the thread.

>>19990501
this is why you have no friends

wikipedia mentions some prisoners sharing their last meal with other inmates
whatever i get, i'd probably do that and not eat much of it myself, if any, i couldn't imagine feeling inclined to do anything self-indulgent in such a circumstance

>>19990501
>everything if for (You)s, no one is looking for information
Holy fagman.

2 perfectly ripened organic valencia oranges.
8 bowls of stir fry.
1 bear claw pastry.

>>19990507
You don't have friends. You engage with other lonely people just like you on the internet, but they're not friends.
>>19990512
"Last meals" are typically given two nights before the execution because of course most people aren't going to be able to eat if they know they're going to die the next day.

>>19990520
>looking for information
What the fuck? This is the last possible thread you should be looking at on /ck/ if your goal is "information". Is this a bot? Am I talking to chat gpt?

>>19990543
>ask question
>get answer
>simple as
Why is this so hard for you to understand?

A liter of soy sauce. Then I would proceed to kill myself by drinking it all and provoking a fatal electrolyte imbalance.

Sayonara, bitches.

>>19990563
they'll probably just force you to vomit so you don't die before they kill you

>>19990558
>ask girl if she wants to fuck
>she says yes
>immediately pull out your phone and start posting online that you just got laid while walking away
That's the level of stupidity you're operating on. There is no information in this thread, and you never had sex.

>>19990431
your mom's stinky twat

>>19990431
Spicy salmon handroll, salmon sushi, Big Mac, Mcdouble, Whopper, Pizza, Foccacia with onions, German bread dumplings, a cut up piece of Prociutto, a Salami Sanwhich, bowl of Cashews, bowl of Cheese puffs, bowl of all dressed Ruffles with dip. Slice of lemon merangue pie, slice of banana bread. Piece of cheese cake.

THE EXECUTIONER! *nom nom nom* now there's no one to execute me!

something that'll make me do a stinky poop all over the floor LOL

>>19991510
Dagnabbit! Now what do we do?

>>19990431
Beans eggs salsa and a flour tortilla

>>19990431
one trillion grapes

>>19990431
assorted seafood platter - scallops, prawns, clams, mussels, crab, halibut
biscuits and gravy
fries and gravy
onion rings
black forest cake with vanilla ice cream
2% milk
sparkling water

>>19990459
Take your meds

>>19990431
buttered lobster tail, live oysters over ice with a quarter of a lemon, a single hard boiled egg, Four White Castle original sliders, roasted baby potatoes (uncut), thinly sliced raw salmon, a bucket of shrimp with half a corn cob, one red delicious apple, a bottle of Jeppson's Malört.

>>19990452
Ok Nick

Whatever will give me the most horrible, stinky watery diarrhea. If I'm going down, I want to explode shit everywhere.
So probably a fat steak, a gallon of milk, a bag of sugar free chocolate and a pot of coffee

can you guess why they stained it brown

>>19990431
the warden's wife's pussy.

>>19990431
you

>>19990431
just some multivitamins

>>19990431
560 paracetamol pill in one go, I'm too scared to get zapped in the nuts

>>19993005
acetaminophen overdoses are supposedly extremely painful.

>>19990435
kek

When I was a kid McDonald's had this really sketchy burger. It must've been the early 2000s.
It had like 4 patties and it just dripped grease everywhere. I remember that I couldn't finish the thing because it was just too much.

However, I'd force them to figure out what burger it was and then have them make me two of them using the original recipe. I swear burgers at mcdonalds tasted different than they do now. This was also in Germany and some kind of winter special item.

Good luck

>>19990431
Literally me. I'd ask for a glass of whiskey tho

>>19990431
How soon before your execution do they feed you your last meal? Do they make you fast before the execution?

>>19993210
I'm guessing they give you like an hour to finish it and you have your last cry and prayer with a priest

>>19990431
Popcorn shrimp, whatever cut of steak is best, bacon cheeseburger, chicken tenders, a chimichanga, onion rings, NY style pepperoni pizza (one slice), snow crab, lobster, authentic Mexican style tacos, full English breakfast, sushi, tiramusi, Casey's breakfast pizza (one slice), Chicago style hotdog, NY style bagel with cream cheese, and mozzarella sticks. To drink: A Sam Adams Boston lager, a Guinness, a Dos Equis, a milkshake, and a shot of pappy van winkle.

Side note: Imagine getting killed by a man with a pocket protector. Talk about adding insult to injury.

>>19990431
Sarah gadons pussy and asshole.

Chicken fried steak with hash browns.
Coffee and whole milk.

>>19993563
Forgot gravy, and since I forgot gravy, might as well add biscuits.

Grilled shrimps and some fries with ketchup + mayo sauces

>>19990431
Indonesian rijsttafel with nasi goreng, satay, babi pangan, gado gado, and pickled vegetables, served with plenty of extra sambal and Heineken beer to wash it down

>>19993608
*oh and krupuk (praw crackers)

>>19990459
This is the most posted thread on /ck/ history follow by the McChicken

>>19990431
A freshly prepared McDonald's Double Cheeseburger laced with cocaine, fed to me with Gal Gadot's feet. Oh, extra pickles too.

>>19990431
a giant bowl of fresh cherries with the pits in
I save a bunch of the pits and eat them later in my cell, chewing them thoroughly to release the cyanide
I die and jacking off and violently shit myself because of all the stone fruit I just ate

>>19990435
Fpbp

>>19990431
Crawfish ettouffe

>>19993210
a day or so between the meal and death so u dont shit urself

Nothing, cause it's easier to astral project away from the body before it physically dies when you fasted before.

meatlovers pizza with cheese crust
seafood pizza with cheese crust
2L coke
apple pie with icecream

>>19994710
astral projection is not a real thing.

>>19990452
What if she's fat, ugly and yeasty?

>>19993097
for you

>>19990431
3 litres of Panera Bread's finest charged lemonade.

>>19990431
Charlie Damelios shit

>>19990431
Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.