/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19989752
rotting trash

>>19989752
hiw should i know you go nose blind to your own house

>>19989752
At the moment, it smells like burned oil, because I was doing some frying yesterday and a bit of oil splashed down onto the hot stovetop.

>>19989752
I just cleaned so it smells like soap and cleaning products

>>19989752
>random branch in the way of the tiny cutting board
why

>>19989752
this is honestly my dream kitchen holy shit, id love this on the upper floor of an apartment, with those windows shutters that open like the italian or french ones and id smoke on the balcony before i cook a cute meal for me and my fiancée

>>19989848
coachee

>>19989752
i dunno, maybe the trash can, maybe whatever i cooked recently so goulash and dumplings, maybe the cleaning products under the sink. Its my house i dont smell anything

>>19989848
Then get your ass fucked like the fuckin faggot you are, you fuckin faggot.

>>19989752
idk I haven't been in my kitchen in over 5 months :(

>>19991876
straight girl :(

Ammonia :)

>>19989752
salty milk and coins

>>19989752
My wife made some kind of pork last night so it still smells like that until my Garden Sweet Pea Yankee candle kicks in

>>19992167
>burning garden sweet pea in december
you better be in the southern hemisphere or I'm calling the cops

>>19992174
Do they sell Yankee candles outside of the states? Besides, it smells better than old food.

>>19992183
yes they do!
I believe they're particularly popular in the uk and france

>>19992183
also I recommend you invest in at least one cold weather scent
if you prefer fresh, outdoorsy type scents I can suggest sparkling snow, balsam forest, or magical frosted forest
lavender vanilla is also nice in the cooler months, and north pole is particularly good for clearly out other smells

Probably like shit because my boyfriend just fucked me in the ass on the kitchen counter like a good little slur. He gave me an ass pie and when I pushed it out I shat on the floor.

>>19989808
>catroach
based one lives here also
my kitchen smells like either cardamom or boiled meat no off days

>>19989752
granite counter top ruins this. granite is ugly af and marks a no taste havin nigga

chicken pot pie

Murphy's soap and lavender.

>>19991825
what does this MEAN

>>19992255
well la tee dah fucker, what do you have?

>>19992255
mine are granite and it looks nice

>>19989753
Same. Why the fuck do I live so far away from the dumpster? Why can't I just throw it out the window like medieval peasants did with their piss and dookie?

>>19989752
This time of year, I have the Caldrea seasonal scent in my countertop spray and dish soap. Balsam and birch? The pine and clove makes me happy. I might enjoy pepperrmint just as much.

>>19992192
I literally went to their flagship store in Deerfield MA and got a ton of winter scents. Just felt like something more fresh than a vanilla cupcake or autumn harvest

apple cinnamon candles because if I don't have that shit lit the downstairs neighbors blow dude weed up into the vents constantly.

>>19992735
>Just felt like something more fresh than a vanilla cupcake or autumn harvest
yes that's why I recommended some fresh winter scents for you :)

>>19992511
>tee

>>19989752
Imagine a white tradwife taking a BBC over that kitchen counter

>>19989752
the same as the rest of my house, like cigarette smoke

I made indian food several weeks ago and I can't get the fucking smell out so now its smells indian. Stinking up the whole place. Will never make indian again.

>>19989752
right now i imagine it smells of kippers

>>19989752
>What does your kitchen smell like?
Right now it smells of pizza.

>>19991960
Faggot. If you were my girl(boy)friend I'd be the one doing the cooking.

>>19991960
Hi! Few things to start off with =]

1.Yes Im replying to you because you're a female 4channel user, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm James.

3.Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypcial guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>19994753
>simping on 4chan
>>19991960
Show boobs

Black mold.

>>19994825
You were probably still drinking milk from your mother's fat titties when that copypasta was doing the rounds. Crazy when you think about it

Industry!

>>19989769
Truth. I went for a walk after dinner then came home and was amazed how delicious the house smelled. And all I'd made was chicken fried steak, gravy, and brown butter brussel sprouts. Imagine if I'd done something with onions and garlic, or heavens forfend baked some bread?

>>19994931
same just today after making salmon, i cooked the shit out of those fuckers

>>19994931
Freshly baked bread and freshly brewed coffee are the best smells.

>>19992255
Depends on the granite. I typically don't like brown granite but grey granite looks nice in most cases, wouldn't use it in that kitchen though. I think butcher block would look better.

>>19994982
Fuck granite and fuck women designers. A kitchen should be functionality and practicality over muh pretty bench and cupboards.

>>19994995
So granite counters are less functional than another material?