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19991815 No.19991815 [Reply] [Original]

Would you eat at a restaurant called "Le Goysløperie" that serves seasonal food with an emphasis on freshness in an inviting fast-casual setting, except the walls are painted with a mural that has only the words "You will always be cattle!" in various colors, and stylized drawings of cows across all the walls, even in the bathroom. The menu is very small 6-7 items, but all made fresh in house. Also, there's a seasonal rotating coleslaw.

>> No.19991816

What a worthless thread

>> No.19991829

yes

>> No.19991854

sounds fun

>> No.19991860
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19991860

>>19991815
*enter restaurant*
*rip a loud, wet fart*
oopsie-daisy! looks like i made a little poopsie-woopsie!
*fart again*
*customers turn their head to face me*
i'm so sorry everyone! ugh, i'm so embarrased!
*fart*
*waiter groans and puts his head in his hand*

>> No.19991871

A McDonalds thread died for this.

>> No.19991881

>>19991871
this would be WAY better than mcdonalds

>> No.19991888

they already have cuck/bitch kink food themed restaurants like the heart attack grill, and people seem to want to eat there, so the goyslop restaurant would probably do fine