/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19990698
>pale white enchilada
>barely tanned rice with no mix ins
>meme hotsauce
god damn that's rough

>>19990698
I hate the Midwest*

Cut the portions in half and make it better quality. That is an insane amount of rice and I bet that burrito is full of garbage

>>19990703
It's clearly a burrito, retard. And the original enchiladas were just toasted tortillas anyway so you can't pretend this is a white people problem.

>>19990698
I've been sad in a Mexican Restaurant plenty of times. In fact, OP's image is sadness inducing. I've been sad and in pain in Mexico itself too.

Mexican food is not comfort food. I've never gotten that comfort food vibe from ANY mexican dish ever. I like guac and stuff, but none of it qualifies as "comfort food". Even tacos and burritos, while handy, are just inferior sandwiches.

>>19990817
>greasy
>sloppy
>uma delicia
yep, I'm thinkin it's comfort food

>>19990718
I'm white, probably whiter than you, but I'm from texas so I know that's ass

You may disagree, but I think that once you pass into Kentucky you're no longer in the Midwest. What you posted is the South. You don't like the South.

>>19990703
>meme hotsauce
Are you literally retarded? El Yucateco is probably the most authentic Mexican hot sauce you could be served that isn't homemade.

The secret to that gilfs happiness is me making sweet tender love to her until the break of dawn.

>>19990708
That's a fairly normal portion for an average person I'd say?

>>19990817
good tamales are comfort food
fried masa quesadillas can be too
and champurrado
and fideo seco and caldo de pollo

>>19990850
“Cards” meaning St Louis Cardinals would assume this is in Missouri.

>>19990850
Will /ck/ adopt the Official /cfb/ (from /sp/) map of the Midwest?

>>19990861
>mmmm!! tasty food dyes are muy el authentico!!
it's worse than meme tier, it's texmex tier. kill yourself

>>19990698
That is the saddest burrito I've ever seen. The only part of me that isn't pale as fuck white is north native american and I couldn't have fucked up my first burrito stone-drunk at 3AM freezing in the cold. That burrito should be considered a declaration of war. The person who made it should have their hands cut off and their balls buried next to the corpse of Jose Portillo. I've run out of exaggerated comments here other than maybe rubbing sandpaper on the cooks genitals before applying that hot sauce.

>>19990874
I don't know much about sports, but I assumed it was the Louisville Cardinals because Chad Sexton is originally from Lexington. Not that it really makes much of a difference; things start getting pretty hicky once you're deep into Indiana.

>>19990890
Did you seriously just post an ingredient list in Spanish as an argument that the sauce isn't eaten by Mexicans?

>>19990890
Mexican coke was renowned for using sugar, green coloring is nothing.

>>19990908
>Ingredieta de 2,000 calorias

>>19990903
Wow, nevermind. That's definitely not the drummer from 311. They are in Kentucky though.

>>19990817
>eat mexican food
>feel comfortable
weird, you aren't getting these results?

>>19990920
Yes, many Mexicans live in the US. Is this news to you?

>>19990926
And Mexicans living in the US makes them not Hispanic? The fuck argument is this?

>>19990886
No.

>>19990928
I don't understand what you're trying to say. Why would I be arguing that Mexicans living in the US aren't Hispanic if my point is that it's a popular hot sauce eaten by Mexicans? Why would your mind even form that thought?

>>19990698
I agree, Chicago should be nuked.

>>19990961
This map is almost as retarded as the one he posted. Nobody calls the entire south the "southeast", or considers Wyoming the West Coast, or Oklahoma the South West.

>>19990974
Why would you assume I was arguing against it being a legitimate hot sauce popular with latinos, or that I didn't think I knew there were Mexicans in America?

What came into your head there? Why are you firing on your own forces?

>>19990996
>why would you assume I was arguing against it being a legitimate hot sauce popular with latinos
Because you literally mocked the idea of it being a real Mexican hot sauce and called it "texmex" tier because it contains food dyes, as though you actually think that Mexico is some kind of prehistoric society where everyone lives in mud huts and only eats food grown in their village that they barter for with seashells. Are you really going to try moving the goalposts on this when your post is right fucking there?

>>19990920
>ingredieta de 2,000 calories
Are you retarded?

>>19991021
You creepy narcissistic fuck. Everyone is anonymous here. There's more than just one person talking just to you.
>>19991027
Can't you read?

>>19991036
>ingredienta de 2,000 calorias
OHHHHH SHIT LMAO.... just kidding, no one knows what you're seething about you fucking weirdo.

>>19991036
>Can't you read?
Can you?

>>19990698
imagine your team being named the cards

Why are coasties so obsessed with The Midwest?

>>19991036
>there's more than just one person talking just to you
But your post still makes absolutely no sense, and you even continued on when I specifically addressed the argument I was making. You weren't making some tangential point, and if you were I have to ask, again, what point you thought you were making?

>>19991045
The St. Louis Cardinals

>>19990993
The problem with these types of maps is that regions don't stop at state lines. Things get fuzzy around the edges, with one region's culture giving way to another region's culture. People with a certain mental defect are unable to deal with such fuzziness and demand everything be restricted to nice, clean categories, regardless of if reflects reality or not.

>>19991090
The problem is that they don't even correspond to actual language conventions. They got the Northeast and Midwest right, but does anyone really think about Florida as part of the South? Sure, northern Florida is very much the South, but most of the state is kind of its own thing. And nobody says "The West" to refer to everything west of the Dakotas except the Southwest because that's already a thing. It all just seems so arbitrary.

>>19990698
Based Cardinals fan

>>19990890
Suggest a hot sauce then faggot

These posts are made by brown turdistas who both hate and are incredibly jealous of white suburban Americans. Hate us cause they anus.

>>19990698
>midwest "culture"

>>19991162
based

>>19991162
Yeah, eating breakfast in peace with no crime to worry about..how terrible

>>19991162
>midwest "cuisine"

>>19990698
Looks good I'm about to demolish one myself wish me luck

>>19990961

>>19991173
Let me guess, Tyrone: you need more?

i'm just happy that she's happy. why is OP so miserable?

>>19990703
That’s probably a sour cream sauce on the burrito which is a thing

>>19991178
Fucking Delaware and Maryland are not part of the South

>>19991162
>>19991164
That could be in a small, rural town almost anywhere in the country. Most of those places have higher crime rates than coastal cities. That happens to be in Wyoming, which has a low crime rate because nobody lives in fucking Wyoming, but it's not even in the Midwest.

>>19990703

that burrito is pale because it has a cheese sauce on top and pooled around the base of the burrito as well. it's still not grilled on either side which is what I'd do but it probably tastes good anyway.

>>19990698
Looks decent as far as midwestern burritos go

>>19991164
>eating breakfast in peace with no crime to worry about..how terrible
Ohio has twice the murder rate of New York

>>19990698
I live in the midwest. You have to know where to go. There's a thousand shitty restaurants of all styles, but one hole in the wall usually shines out to those who've lived there a while. It's usually a bit more expensive but they use quality ingredients and good recipes.

>>19991208
B-but that's only because of muh blue cities!

>New York City alone has a lower homicide rate than Ohio and nearly every red state

https://www.thecentersquare.com/ohio/how-the-murder-rate-in-ohio-compares-to-the-rest-of-the-country/article_d53152dc-7c62-5a54-90b4-9b6881ebbd3d.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_New_York_City

>>19990698
Yep that's some good exotic cuisine!

>>19991162
SVOL

>>19991162
Am I supposed to dislike this? Looks pretty cozy.

>>19991193
>butthurt carpetbagger

>>19990698
They hate us cuz they ain’t us bros…

Also checkem

>>19991153
Sriracha is good

>>19991185
whitepeople too lazy to be grillin dey own food

>>19991238
>midwest "culture"

I love the midwest. Good folk.

>>19990986
Chicago probably has the best Mexican food in the US outside of the states that literally share a border with Mexico. I say that as someone who hates Chicago, but probably for completely different reasons than you.

>>19990874
Oh my sweet summer child.
Birds Nation spans well into Wyoming and Indiana.
Wearing Cardnials gear is basically real life VPN in the US. Almost as much as a Bulls hat.

>>19990698
that shit looks BUSSIN

>>19990698
if the midwest sucks at cooking so much, explain this chud

>>19990886
wtf that's not the midwest. >>19991178 is closest but so many kikes keep redrawing cultural and regional borders that you're never going to find a perfect one.

>>19990698
ignorance is bliss, I just wish they'd keep to themselves and off the internet

>>19990698
Oh hey Pierre, you should stay in your lane, you’ve never lived here before

Looks kino

>>19991280
Let me guess, you need more?

This comes with BOTH types of American cheese

>>19991162
This is comfy, you fag.

>>19991208
>>19991222
NYC doesn't prosecute black crime anymore, buddy boy.

>>19991305
>he thinks crime rates are based on arrests/prosecutions

But at least we don't have crime here!

*overdoses on opioids*

>>19991259
>so many kikes keep redrawing cultural and regional borders that you're never going to find a perfect one
Is this really the extent of the globohomo jewish whatever conspiracy meme? It's just that society is always changing and people are always moving around, and because jews historically moved around this is all a jewish thing? That's actually really lame, but I'm glad I understand how shallow it all is.

>>19991283
Why do flyovers always wear hats? The only other people I can think of who always cover their heads are Jews, Muslims, and Sikh dudes, except they actually have a fashion sense whereas these people just buy whatever Walmart is selling.

>>19991326
>but at least we don't have crime here!
Crime rates are based on reported crimes. It doesn't matter if someone is caught, or even prosecuted. If a crime is committed and somebody reports it, it's going to become a statistic. Because of that, urban crime rates are going to generally be more accurate simply in virtue of there being a higher likelihood of something being reported. In spite of this, rural areas still manage to rank significantly higher when it comes to violent crimes and murders, and generally pretty comparable to places like SF and NYC on property crimes. Those places are the ones on the news because nobody cares about flyovers. NYC and the Bay Area have about as many people as the 15 most rural states combined. Statistically, that means you're far more likely to be affected by crime in bumfuck small town nowhere USA than you would in one of the big scary cities.

>>19991404
What about the mass car robberies by individuals in San Francisco? They often steal goods then fence them for however much cash they can get, hell they even steal mundane things like soap from department stores just to fence it.

>>19991404
That’s bait for retards and literal shut in /pol/ NEETs. As an a American, I’m much safer walking through a downtown street in a small town at 3am than I am walking through a downtown street in a big city at 3am
>t. lived in both

>>19991326
>>19991305
>>19991162
>>19991457
The worst Midwest/upper South cuisine is in the suburbs. Right wingers get so mad at people saying these areas have no culture and that white people demand inauthentic slop then also mock the same people for being uneducated. Every upper class suburb in the Midwest and upper South is identical and full of inauthentic versions of every "ethnic" cuisine you can imagine, and deserve the mockery

>>19991457
Anon you're several times more likely to die in a car accident driving through rural areas compared to getting stabbed on the subway

>>19991452
You're just talking about the things you see on the news. There is a ton of crime happening where you live, you just never hear about most of it, the same way people in big cities aren't literally experiencing crime the vast majority of the time.
>>19991457
That's a very specific situation. I've also lived in both, and despite the "city that never sleeps" moniker, there's nobody walking around at 3am in most parts of NYC other than people looking for trouble. Obviously you're safer in a small town where literally nobody is out at that time. Overall, you're less likely to be directly affected by crime in a city than in a rural town.

>>19991452
SF is weird because it excels in property crimes, but it's rate of assault and homicide is lower than the national average

>>19991513
Gavin Newsom is caught between good intentions and political ambition, which doesn't allow him to really do much. He mismanaged SF and now he's mismanaging all of California. Aside from not actually making anything better, it's also horrible optics. Usually the right will just try to cripple any policy that would actually help people just so they can turn around and say it doesn't work and we should never try it again, but in this case he's literally doing it to himself. It's pretty sad because California could be a really nice place. At least it's nowhere near what's happening in Florida.

>>19991531
Crime in California and every city in it has fallen dramatically over the past 30 years but it's hard to say how much credit he gets for that.

But yeah Florida now outranks CA in homicides and drug overdoses

>>19991531
>>19991535
>ackshully Caliwali good
>Florida bad, though
The eternal retarded Californian, everyone

>>19991505
>there's nobody walking around at 3am in most parts of NYC other than people looking for trouble
Strong disagree. Lots of people are going home in the AM hours after getting fucked up in bars who aren't looking for anything other than getting home. I should be able to walk home at 4 am without worrying about getting mugged. That's the problem with big cities. You can be out late just going home and get jacked for being out too late. That doesn't happen in small towns to wandering drunks.

>>19991556
No, they drive home and cause DUI deaths instead

>>19990833
>I'm white, probably whiter than you

>>19991555
that post is objectively, demonstrably true

cope, seethe, etc etc

>>19991556
4am is the latest that bars can legally stay open in NYC, but most of them close earlier than that. If there was a huge number of people out on the streets at that time it would be a lot safer just in virtue of the numbers. That's also a terrible argument, as most places - especially small towns - are going to shut down far earlier than that, so if you're out at that time it's not because you're just trying to get home, but because you're roaming around just for fun or looking for trouble. Either way, we're talking about getting mugged vs getting shot.

The fuck is going on in /ck/? Why are there so many threads full of coastal retards lying and crying about muh flyover states?

>>19991162
SOVL

>>19991021
Instead it sounds like a war filled wasteland. Where you are very likely to die walking down the street. Where the government is spanked daily by drug cartels. Wake up and get real you fuckin idiot.

>>19991555
The comparison is made because people on the right have been pushing the narrative that left leaning cities are crime ridden for the past few years, but the numbers show that's not true and it's just used to fear monger. The specific California vs Florida point was mentioned because Newsom just debated Desantis, and Desantis tried to use this exact talking point and got completely btfo.
https://youtu.be/J65jRedbB7w?t=45

>>19991513
Don't forget about the fecal fun times!

>>19991603
People in small towns don't go out looking to roll drunks at closing time like they do in big cities. Small towners don't go out driving around at closing time on patrol looking to purge their towns of drunks at gunpoint. Its way safer to roam around a small town in the midwest in the AM while drunk than in a big coastal city.

>>19991618
I was literally arguing that the neon green hot sauce full of artificial dyes was the authentic Mexican hot sauce. Do you even know what point you're trying to make, or do you just lash out with whatever pops into your head whenever you think someone said something you don't like and it hurts your feefees?

>>19991648
>small towners don't go out driving around at closing time on patrol looking to purge their towns of drunks at gunpoint
I have no idea what you're even referring to. If anyone is patrolling the streets at night looking to shoot degenerates that's only happening in small towns.

>>19991661
> If anyone is patrolling the streets at night looking to shoot degenerates that's only happening in small towns
Literally not true. In big cities, bands of thugs actually roam around in cars and on foot looking for random people to beat and rob. They also love to ride around looking for rival gang members to shoot.

>>19990817
this man has never eaten fajitas served in a halved pineapple

>>19991162
looks nice enough
>>19991164
>midwest
>no crime
lol lmfao rofl

>>19991036
That says for a 2000 calorie DIET, you bi-lingual illiterate.
JFC..
>posts Kumar
Ahhh... I see now.

>>19991754
>That says for a 2000 calorie DIET, you bi-lingual illiterate.
No one said otherwise you sorry fat fuck. Maybe if people had bullied you more in school you wouldn't be projecting your obesity issues here.

>>19991692
Imagine you're a mugger. Are you going to target people where there's 30 witnesses, or no witnesses?

>>19990703
dont listen to these retards like
>>19990718
>>19990861
>>19991191
>>19991203
who are defending texmex. you are 100% correct and the four of them should fuck off of my board

>>19991765
It don’t matter when you’re a mugger

>>19990890
this stuff makes me shit neon green

>>19990890
>mexicans do not use food dyes
>therefore not authentic

>>19991649
you have no argument.

>>19991798

its not your board, fat girl lmao.

>>19991824
The fact of a bi-lingual nutrition label is itself an argument.

>>19990886
>hanging out in espee any time after 2013
shiggy diggidey doo that board is a shell of its former self

>>19990705
good, stay the fuck out city Slicker, and keep your nubian gods far away.

>move from the Midwest to the South this year
>Meat suddenly shittier
>Can't find good reasonably priced cheese
>People drive like retards
>now need to deal with brown people
>Billboards are in Spanish
I guess at least you guys have cheap peppers and onions

>>19990698
Dam I miss my fat pale ex girlfriend from Oklahoma.

>>19991117
If I walk ten feet across the border between Pennsylvania and Ohio, will the culture change entirely from northeastern to midwestern?

>>19990817
If a street taco doesn't cheer you up, I regret to inform you that you lack taste.

>>19992042
no because those are both eastern states

>>19991602
>>19991630
5% of California is black, 14.5% of Florida is black. You now know the reason for the disparity in crime.

>>19991630
>"muh evil right wing narratives!"
>"just ignore that guy fisting his own asshole in public"
No one who has spent any significant amount of time in any West Coast city and isn't a deluded faggot like you buys this bullshit.

>>19991241
>A clean greasy spoon full of white customers calmly enjoying food
Do you prefer niggers shooting at you?
>>19991283
I do not.

>>19990817
I'm sorry that your parents let you get molested
I'm here if you ever need to talk

>>19991630
>elected officials decriminalize a great number of crimes
>"look at how low crime is!"

>>19991361
If they can't see above them then they can't acknowledge that god has seen and already judged every crime before and after they think of it, and then just assume they're off the hook because they attend church after a long Saturday night of getting drunk and beating their wives.

>>19992291
New York is not California.

>>19991191
It's queso

>>19990890
This anon is right. Get the xxxtra hot one for “the authentic experience”

>>19990993
>or Oklahoma the South West.
Yeah it's too fucking cold in this windy shithole and it's full of blatts not beaners

>>19990703
If she's impressed by that imagine what eating at her home would be like...

>>19991531
Newsom is and has always been a left-wing grifter.

>>19990698
>a fucking plate of rice
LMAO

>>19991531
>good intentions
The guy that had surfers arrested while he dined at The French Laundry with lobbyists is claimed to have 'good intentions'. He's an aristocrat. Fuck aristocrats.

>>19992235
California refuses to release their crime stats to the FBI and their courts were so overwhelmed that they stopped arresting and prosecuting misdemeanor theft

What the hell does any of this have to do with how bad the Mexican food is in St. Louis, Missouri apparently?

>>19992751
Bad Mexican food in St. Louis drives people to criminal insanity.

>>19991531
California is a shithole, and it's gotten worse at impressive speeds in the last 15 years. Single party rule is always a disaster.

t. life-long californian.

I live in a >5000 midwest town that's actually not dying (weird huh), and we have two Mexican-American restaurants. Interestingly they present two different variations on fusion for comparison.
The older one is the style of OP's down to the utensils, though they do grill the burritos, season the rice, and include the chips and salsa to go. Pic related with that to-go for ~$12 w/ tax is quite agreeable if I don't mind the carbs. I get this or chori pollo like once a month.
The other place is pretty new and more popular, and includes stuff like horchata, street tacos, 20 different HOT SAWCES, etc. Portions are smaller and prices are higher but there is more variety and the quality is just as good.

>>19992352
My Mom is a similar age and it just feels grim to realize that she'll instinctively avoid anything that wasn't a soup or stew, didn't come from a can or bag, or anything involving an unfamiliar ingredient or planning more than a few hours ahead.
Like I made some duck the other day after experimenting with making a rub and shared it with her and my Aunt. Turns out neither of them had ever tried duck and were surprised it was good at all - loved the fat like I do. Or any bird that wasn't chicken or turkey. Or lamb or most varieties of fish.
Like goddamn I've had her tell me

>>19990698
I'll never forget the time I spent in Indianapolis. A city bereft of culture, identity, or joy, surrounded by flat nothingness. All the surrounding housing was depressing bombed-out looking brick shanties and the architecture of the city itself was bland and unmemorable. The food was just inedible, poorly prepared in both cooking, seasoning, and general execution. Even the fruit was bad. The only good food is from the Burmese diaspora that's taken hold there.

I used to sneer at people calling a whole section of the country 'flyover' but I get it now. I'll return to the midwest only when I die and go to hell, because I can't think of anywhere worse to spend eternity. Absolute shitheap of America.

>>19990698
>>19990703
Literally

>>19992811
>Like goddamn I've had her tell me
-not to bring dishes that were clearly well received when I last brought them.
Thought not to add that but forgot to remove the line

>>19992751
>What the hell does any of this have to do with how bad the Mexican food is in St. Louis, Missouri apparently?
I think if any restaurant is in business, or still in business, they are catering to their audience and therefore staying in business that way.

OP, has a pictured "wet burrito" and no idea what is inside of it but probably similar to a chipotle overstuffed masterpiece, may even have lettuce in there. Basic mexican rice, and there are people who do order "no refried beans" and/or don't even touch their sides of beans and rice, so ehh, whatever. I'm sure they are on separate plates because of they came out from under the broiler or heat lamp to keep the sauce warm.
There are all kinds of levels of mexican food, but one thing is for sure, american tastes don't tolerate getting limited chips and salsa, so this place has pourover refils of the salsas. They don't tolerate much hamburger taco meat (in a restaurant setting) and almost no dark meat poultry, again, not in a restaurant, and they're even less likely to be enthused at eating chicken off the bone.
These basic rules don't mean more cultured palates won't be ignoring the chimmichanga and instead be searching the menu for more fussy labor intensive mexican choices they don't make at home, such as tamales, chile rellenos, stuffed zucchini blossoms, and real mole sauced enchladas. Actual mexican locals will be appeciating the love that went into a homemade soup, not minding the pieces and parts of offal, or filling up on value after their laborious day job sapped all their calories.

We love mustard.

>>19990925
must be a skill issue

>>19990703
Who are you to tell Mexicans how to prepare their food, bigot?

>>19991252
He's a big guy

>>19990874
>Your shirt determines your location
Dumbass

It makes no sense how bad mexican food is in the midwest. Its not even that difficult to make.

>>19990698
>Most likely a burrito stuffed with beef drenched in queso blanco. Glass of sweet tea and the promise of a handy in the 1500 on the way to tractor supply after.
Absolutely would

>>19990698
i thought that said "go carbs".

>>19993506
>driving a Ram
>handy
>not a full fledged fisting from Dodge for the vehicles lifetime
>also sweet tea

Nailed it otherwise. The southern influence is strong in Michigan since tons of hicks moved over to work in the factories. If not for them, this would be vernors and coke turf exclusively, but in exchange for tolerating pepsi we got some nice staple dishes.

>>19991162
SOVL

>>19992291
Nothing has been decriminalized, especially not homicide.

>muh shoplifting

misdemeanors are still tallied as crimes

>>19990698
Yeah, it's awful. If you live in California, you have nothing to find out here, so don't waste your time.

>>19990698

>Well now, look who decided to come out of the restroom!

>>19990703
>>pale white enchilada
Nice try gringo

Texmex is better than Mexican Mexican.

>>19994233
That photo was taken in hell.

The old man despite being skinny having unhealthy as fuck food covered in fat and sugar, untouched in front of him. The woman behind him angrily giving him a death stare. The healthy LOOKING man behind her wearing hospital bans. The two fat bitches having nothing in front of them left. Hell, the mid-sized guy two empty plates looks like it's his punishment to be around these people.

>>19990708
Wait, that yellow stuff is rice?

>>19994233
Everyone in this picture is overweight except maybe the old guy who barely touched his food.

>>19994274
The baseball players seem pretty fit

>>19990890
>implying authentic mexicans dont consume an appalling amount of artificially flavored, colored, HFCS, trans fat, fentanyl and heavy metal laden foods on a daily basis

mexican """food""" is a fucking plague, and its made far worse by the fact that nobody can even cook it right
boomers in the midwest atleast know how to cook something that tastes good, but they cant cook anything that takes more than 2 steps to make, its always something like frozen hashbrowns, a runny egg, or a piece of toast

>>19994346
Nigga Mexican food is easy as fuck to make, you're just retarded.
Salsa: Roast chilles, tomatos, onions & garlic
Put in blender
Tortillas: Mix masa harina and water
make disc
cook for a minute
Beans: check for rocks
cook in a pot for 6 hours
Just admit eating all that prepackage goyslop has caused your cooking skills to atrophy (if you ever developed them in the first place)

>>19994369
>Mexican food is easy as fuck to make
yes and thats what makes mexican food that everyone makes so bad, because they cant make basic bitch mexican food properly, and they're the ones always using prepackaged shit
i know how to fucking cook for myself

>>19994271
What did you think it was?

Didnt read thread just here to post a flyover opinion. Reside in ks spent a few days I'm Denver last week had a steak and bourbon at fancy place that would have been fantastic if they weren't playing modern hip hop as ambient dining music. If that's metro area dining culture, you can keep it.

>>19991503
Not true, the majority of car accidents happen a mile from home, not on a rural highway far from everything

>>19991630
The average number of thefts for a place with low crime is 3000 per 100,000
Austin Texas, the most left wing city In the state, has a theft rate that is 900 percent higher, at 30,000 thefts per 100,000
gaslight more

I love living in the midwest so much....

>>19994259
>having unhealthy as fuck food covered in fat and sugar
Oh no it's retarded

>>19991630
wait why did you start talking about cities and then post a video that talks about states
states are different than cities.

>>19992751
>>19992759
im from los angeles and moved here
if you guys really cant find it yet here you go
yes, authentic mexican food that tastes just like the real thing exists in st louis missouri

>>19994206
is is true that these cities refuse to give the FBI complete crime data for the annual report or is that just fake news

>>19994310
>ayyyy tostos locos es muy healthy!

>>19990817
>thinking a burrito or a taco is a sandwich
bible belt mentality right here

>>19991176
they are like 3

>>19990866
post body

>>19995599
Downtown STL has better stuff

>>19991222
>New York City alone has a lower homicide rate than Ohio and nearly every red state

https://www.nyc.gov/assets/planning/download/pdf/planning-level/nyc-population/census2020/dcp_2020-census-briefing-booklet-1.pdf

guess which racial group was kicked out of new york within the past 20 years? american blacks no longer live in that city

>but this article says black population has r...risen

yeah the first hit off bing will gas light you into believing theres more blacks now than ever, but those are literal african immigrants and not boorgers.

>>19995779
Best Mexican here in STL is across the bridge in Fairmont or on Cherokee St. There are a couple mexican places in grocery stores in Fairmont that are awesome.

>>19991494
>theres all these grifer ethnic food places everywhere lol why is it because they love to eat it but are hypocrits


its almost as if government/banks give free bank loans to set up non-white/immigrant business or something. oh wait, thats literally what they do.

>>19990698
Where can I buy those cups?
>>19995093
i thought it was three thousand chinese ants robbing a restaurant

>>19990703
i wouldn't call that "hot" sauce

>>19990817
>I've been sad and in pain in Mexico itself too

let me guess, one of the wandering roosters pecked the shit out of you?

>>19991286
I haven't seen both kinds posted in a while

>>19992872
Woops I took a jar home

>>19990861
El Yuca is garbage

>>19995624
30 cents?

>>19995599
should've kept moving until Illinois. you cant possibly do any more damage in that state.

>>19995984
30 cents what?

>>19990698
As someone who lives in the Louisville Metro, I can tell you that this is at an El Nopal. I recognize everything there, and I see that sweater daily from fall to mid spring.

>>19990698
US food looks horrible.

I live in central Minnesota and it's comfy getting "low tier" food with friends

>>19996119
I’m from New Albany and immediately recognized this as El Nopal. I actually like it there

>>19996279
No fucking way. Hello fellow New Albanian.

>>19995840
>**scrrrching sounds of velcro**

>>19995624
I bet you're one of those puritanical cunts that says a pop tart isn't a sandwich either, ain't ya boy

>>19991162
What a depressing place to eat.

>>19995624
That's just too much food

>>19991404
Gigantic cope. Nobody believes you're safer in a nog infested city, not even dipshits like you.

>>19991178
The lines go 'through' states, not around them.

>>19996868
thats fair and a pretty accurate depiction of the south

>>19990698
Not American, but I've been there on trips. Best Mexican restaurant I have ever been too was in the Midwest. A town in Arizona called Jerome, run by a Mexican family and all the clientele were Hispanic. Amazing food.

>>19994233
I like the look of gramps. I bet he has some wild stories from Korea

>>19991945
Don't say the quiet part out loud, we need the property tax $$$ to keep rolling, dipshit.

>>19990705
>Go cards
>Midwest
Fuck off Euro. Any American would recognize Cards = Arizona Cardinals and know that's Arizona. Not the Midwest.

>>19991259
Besides Arkansas and Louisiana that is the Midwest

>>19996964
It's pronounced Arkansas.

>>19995791
So not only is NYC safer, and not only is their black population still growing, but they have more black people than the entire state of Ohio both in raw numbers and as a share of the population (20% NYC vs 13% Ohio)

great job

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/OH/PST045222

What hellscape corner of the Midwest is that shit supposed to be from?

My city's got a bunch of great Mexican restaurants and every relative I've ever taken out here from the southwest has bitched about how all the Mexican restaurants in their area are drowned out by Tex-Mex bullshit and the food we had was better.

>>19990698
>god i hate what other people eat despite the fact that it has no effect on me and i'm free to eat whatever the fuck i want at all times because i'm a firstie
>waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah

>I hate the Midwest's food culture
you're just jealous

Lets check out this place in Kenosha

>>19997404
Alright, but how's the food?

>>19997408
Is this....brown bread with butter?

NO MAME!!!!! NO MAME WEY!!!!!

>>19997411
>boomer band starts playing, ruins your evening

FUCK

YOU

I am obsessed with all of the American regional delicacies like scapple, hot dish, cinncinnati chili, garbage plate etc. My dream is to travel to the east coast/midwest and sample all of these.

>>19997486
Here's another place in Indiana I think?

The thing with "regional delicacies" is that they can be found in most places now unless it's something super-niche (and not good)

>>19997509
But yeah, here's the specials, pile more garbage on my plate. I said MORE GARBAGE

>>19997512
*HGURUUUBRAGLBLAAAAAUGHJ COUGH COUGH *COUUUUUGHHHHH* HUUUAGHH*

>>19997404
>>19997408
>>19997411
>>19997416
I live in Wisconsin and laughed out loud at these, this is fine dining in Kenosha btw
>>19997411

>>19991178
Dumbshit map

>>19997517
sorry, forgot the pic

>What euros think the American heartland looks like

>>19997560
>what it actually looks like

>>19997571
The exterior. Yes these are the people who's votes count for 5x as much

>>19997571
The exterior. And these people get 5x more voting power and representation in congress

step aside

>>19997580
Legit jelly of high-trust parking lot.

>>19991610
slow board, easy to raid, etc. I dont engage and wait for them to get bored

>>19991326
He looks so fucking lonely

>>19991966
the midwest is known for cattle farms, you just have incredibly cheap beef+dairy due to high supply+low cost of transport

>>19991252
Now this image is worth saving

>>19991326
So you think that kike pharma companies dumping opioids on poor white people is a good thing?
Didn't expect you to go full mask off so quickly, but glad you couldn't help but show us your hook nose.

Burn forever, Jew.

>>19997740
No one made white trash take opioids and no one made blacks in urban areas do crack. Stop blaming others for your community being shit.

I hate to disagree with OP, but I am an addict for mexican food, or whatever American considers "mexican food" but I could eat at mexican restaurants every night if I had the money and wasn't already overweight.

>>19995984
>>19996046
$3,000 pesos is about $170 dollars.

>>19997751
Being a trusted person who is getting paid off to over-prescribed a highly addictive drug with terrible withdrawals for every little problem to members of the community is pretty close to making people take things

>>19991798
>who are defending texmex.
He called a WET BURRITO a PALE WHITE ENCHILADA. His entire point is invalid.

>>19997617
I always laughed at this until realizing its supposed to be broken off and added to the other bun(s). Sauces are provided so it isn't dry as shit. Still a silly presentation though.

>>19990698
>is that white, working-class, middle Americans enjoying something?
>REEEEEEE
Kill yourself.

>>19990890
That's funny because I was looking at a bottle of Frank's Red Hot the other day and it's just peppers, water, oil, vinegar, garlic and salt and that's it. Frank's is more legit than El Yucateco

>>19990698
This is arizona.

>>19997580
>t. thinks the country should renege on the bicameral legislature agreement
They throw the word "fascist" around but the true authoritarians are insidious.

>>19995606
Literally nobody says mexican food is healthy, it's industrial-grade goyslop covered in sensation-destroying acid and capsaicin

Why are the two Kansas Cities becoming the next California?

>>19991649
Go back home Paco, we don't want you here.

>>19991193
those two were slave states forced to stay in the union at gunpoint. those two states were subjected to reconstruction after the civil war. not geographically but philosophically and historically southern.

>>19990861
we beaners use Valencia

>>19996039
The picture is a restaurant in Illinois, in the St. Louis metro area. Your post assumes they are not in Illinois. C'mon son.

>NOOOO STOP ENJOYING FOOD!
Only on /ck/

>>19999317
yeah when I make this thread on /tg/ they just strategize the optimal calorie intake of sloppa per party member

It's the germans' fault.

>>19990698
WOULD

>>19990698
lol

>>19994233
I replaced all your diabetes medications with benadryl. Fuck you.

>>19992042
>>19992150
Ohio/Pennsylvania

The cultural shift is the Allegheny mountains. Pittsburgh and Erie are more like Ohio than they are like Philadelphia and Scranton

>>19990698
I like Midwestern people.

>>19999299
>restaurant in Illinois
>in the Stl Metro area
pick one

https://tacotierrafairfield.com
This is the actual restaurant my grandpa takes me to when I visit Fairfield. What'll you have?

>>19999438
Picking one would just be wrong:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_St._Louis

>>19992822
Go to Minnesota.

>>19996901
>Midwest
>Arizona

>>19996955
They used to be in the midwest

>>19999473
>>19999474
Arizona used to be just to the north and east of Kansas before Chicxulub

>>19996876
>>19996868
>accurate

Especially around the “border” area
Delaware in particular, Wilmington is northern and just another Philadelphia ancillary city like Camden and Chester, while Sussex County in the beachfront area of the state is distinctly southern.
Natives will tell you that the canal at St. George’s is the border between Yankee Delaware and real Delaware

>>19990961
>>19991178
>>19991193
>>19999249
NY/NJ/PA/DE/MD are not the northeast. only New England is. >>19997520 has it correct

>>19996955
>>19999474
>used to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_Cardinals
Saint Louis is completely and utterly BTFO as far as baseball goes, as they were the host city of the Rams back when they were a underperforming team in the 00s and early 10s. And then the team sold themselves off to LA, leaving Saint Louis with no NFL team at all which continues to this day. And then they won the super-bowl for LA.
Like seriously bring up the Rams to a football fan from the area and watch the butthurt flow.

To make this food related - this is reflected in the baseball and hockey stadium being the big get-together events for the city and the things bars and restaurants tend to make specialty items for - the Cardinals and the Blues (hockey).

>>19999497
>as far as baseball goes
as far as football goes
derp

>>19991630
kek rightoids seething at the facts here

>>19999256
Valentina's, my dear ESL friend. Which is okay but is a hot sauce that completely covers up the taste of food so applications are limited.
>>19999507
>people respond with data refuting your shit
>"seething! seeeething!"

>>19999454
east side of the river is Illinois
simple as

>>19999497
theres a new football in town. new stadium and everything...

>>19999605
>>people respond with data refuting your shit
no one responded with data? every reply was seething over their perceptions of california being shattered by facts.

reading comprehension's not your forte is it? then again i don't think it's a forte for many trump voters

>>19999497
>watch the butthurt flow.
i mean yeah, given how much of a scheming kike kroenke is, can you blame them?

>>19999855
>no one responded with data?
Interesting to question someone's reading comprehension when you don't know how question marks work.

>>19994233
>>19994274
Funny how time has a way of changing things.

>>19990925
You make a good point but I also get sweaty and uncomfortable, I love hot foods but as much as I try I never adapt. So I reserve it for when it's either really cold out or I'm sick and I need to cough up a bunch of phlegm.

>>19999431
Yeah. Culturally speaking the Midwest starts on the western foothills of the Appalachians and ends at the Rockies.

>>19990698
Would.

>>19990886
No lol. Heres a map of where I would consider to be "culturally Midwestern" inside the red line is core Midwest, inside the yellow line is the transition zone where its somewhat Midwestern but also has a mix of elements of neighboring regions. Climate map as a bonus.

>>19991208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

>>20000109
This is correct. Southern Illinois is not midwest, it's more "end of the south".

Culver's is way better than McDonald's btw.

>>19991153
Not him but Valentina is pretty legit.

>>19999451
Yes, I'd like a grandpa.

>>19991153
Bufalo chilpotle sauce. When I was eating a lot of mexican food at home I put it in a squeeze bottle with a nozzle.

>>20000109
that goes way too far to the east, hard midwest culture stops around the illinois border, indiana to ohio is a transition zone and the yellow line should end around cleveland

>>19996868
Most accurate map ITT

>>19996868
I live in southern Indiana and we have kudzu. Map's wrong as shit.

>>19990698
I hate the Midwest's culture.

Hating the Midwest is just stealth hatred of white people.

>>20000751
Stealth?

>>20000751
No. The Midwest is a condensation of the worst of German and England.

>>19991208
I wasn't aware that a select few black infested cities in Ohio constituted the entirety of the Midwest.

>>20000751
Midwesterners are honest, generally genial people who don't practice fake niceness like Southerners or are exceptionally rude like coastalites. The food is the only negative. Even the hobos in Midwestern cities are kind.

>>20000109
>>20000277
Agreed - Southern Missouri and Ozarks are decidedly not Midwestern.

>>20000768
England is the condensation of the worst of England. Austria is the condensation of the worst of Germany. You shut your whore mouth.

>>19990698
>burrito has cheese sauce
>bottle of something green
>pile of yellow rice
This seems like a nice meal?

I love texmex restaurants. big ass margarita and a corona, some chips and salsa, and big sizzling plate of steak and shrimp fajitas. can’t beat it

>>19990703

Ay ay ay!

>>19991361
It gets windy out on them plains. A hat keeps your hair from gettin all mussed up. Hope this helps.

>>19999497
People are soccer fans now because the team is actually good and it gets white people into the city.

>>20000320
Foulest watered down ketchup swill on the market, neck yourself.

>>20001191
You must be eating it wrong. It's not great but it's better than ketchup

>>20001159
A Metrolink ride on Cardinals game day is basically an anthropological study on socioeconomics and race

>>20001223
I used to ride the MetroLink from Lambert to Scott AFB with a book and bike on the weekend to kill time. The last leg of that ride is genuinely nice in the Spring and Autumn. Would also sometimes take the end of the Blue Line so I could get some Ted Drewes. Watching storms roll in at the Shrewsbury exit under that bridge to nowhere while munching on custard is pretty nice.

Also just realizing I lived right next to CWE but never did anything of note or fun there beyond parks or just walking.

>>20001242
Interesting story but biking from Shrewsbury-Lansdowne to the Ted Drewes off Chippewa sounds really grim. I don't know why but that area of St. Louis has always made me sad. Maybe it's because we call an open sewer a river, I don't know.

>>20001159
>soccer
>white people

>>20001145
That's bullshit, but thanks. Would you mind explaining what it is about the weather that makes drink macro lagers?

>>20001403
Bosnians are sort of white.

>>19990698
>Chad Sexton
I have my doubts

>>20001353
I find Lindenwood considerably less depressing than the area around the city museum and arch IMHO, but that's a bit apple and oranges.
If there was anywhere in the immediate city area I would've chosen to live it would've been in Webster Groves - but I get the vibe it was snooty as well, I dunno.
You are right about it being grim though - I'd rarely advocate covering up a waterway but the current setup is just minimal in an awkward way - kind of like LA's river but less eyesorey and a bit less dire.

>>20000751
True.

Also
>>20000000

>>19990718
he never mentioned white people you insecure incel fuck

>>19991283
Not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment.

>>19990833
>whiter than you
Fun fact: Only nonwhites say this.